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[quote author=Funkybabee post=41422178][/quote]compose ursef and write properly...am I suppoz to use a translator before I can comprehend u?or u typing in ur language?u called ursef lady?..now I feel sorry for u and myself cuz it shows u were hurt..sorry but next time don't be too quick to insulting people u don't know..am not guy nor a boy..and neither are u a lady..ladies presents themselves with milkness and eloquence..something u lack and if u continue like dis u avnt seen the last of a show of shame...amend ur ways my dear and it shall be well with you..go back to my first comment enhance ur calm..and u will find ur mistake therein...u just want to insult ad show u av a big mouth ..forgetting d fact dat d same canoe dat ferried Adamu ferried sule..

who interpreted my comment for u?or did u do it ursef?cuz i am sure is the word penury dat got u so upset..its not an insult,na adjective to describe person..u dull gann my dear..and u lack sense of humor,from ur comment i can tell ur category..all dis rice and beans girls wiv smelling armpits wey dey defy exotic perfumes..no wonder it took u dat bleep long to reply..u shud sue ur brains to the hague for lack of co-operation ur brains has failed u in public..a wise man told me once never to take serious any expression after the word#i think#from a duns..cuz dey are always thinking but never right.olodo go collect ur mama money back from the akara primary sch u go..cuz i cant use attend for u..obviously u dey always form sick cuz of ENGLISH CLASSES..now see ur life 4 public..if u like come shoot ursef for toes again i get ur time..

Funkybabee:
I think na ur life dey in that state


and also I didn't talk to you for saying that just say my own thought but you don't have gut to said that to me

shmm....

Funkybabee:
before I can give a guy this thing

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


he would have done ten times before it

i understand u...u are a true woman ..penury state of mind always activated.

donestk:
Expecting dis tins frm a naija babe is like waiting for a ship in an airport

not all babes...but u will get there keep calm dont loose hope..

bros stop dat vigorous shaking ooo...na migrane u take dey play so..upon all dis nja wahala..maybe u try slow motion shaking like indian films own..

CharlesPhc:
What's seriously going on with our young men of this generation?

Someone is on the floor in pain and you guys are busy taking pix to post online...!!!

Have we become so callous? What has happened to 'Save a life first' campaign?
smh vigorously...!!!

adeaks:
When did it become a crime for someone to bury charm in front of his church. This is about individual religious beliefs. If you believe the pastor is occultic, then avoid his church while warning others to do likewise.

Now that he has been arrested, what crime will he be charged for and under which law?

ibos go say agaju onye?

bright007:
Well I know many people will not read the above.

As for me, I don't blame the guy, infact the girl deserves what she got by attempting to kill the boy but got served her own coin

u got me..thanks for ur sincereness ..

buyAride:
Any Robber that tries this type of "NollyWood" robbery will be in jail faster than they can withdraw the stolen money.

So, if they forcefully make me transfer the money to their account..... does that account not have records or does my own banking details not show where the money went to?


I think the Poster is just trying to "figure out" if he can successfully rob people, using this method.

My advice: please try it, omo'ole!

ahhaahsh u read and spoke my mind I already commented abt dis prior to reading urs..samething came to my mind.,I think they were high and was planning dis poo..lol.

Guyoo:
Guys the best way to reduce risk associated with having ATM Cards is to limit the amount of funds in them. Maintain two or more account and only keep money you need for immediate use on the account tied to the ATM. With online banking , quickteller , mobile money etc you can easily move funds to the account with ATM. #Crimealert

may u flourish in wisdom..scream amen!

Kegmandonsleek:
Dis I call bullshit, and to be precise, get ur facts ryt before u press for front page headlines, criminals don't easily engage in traceable acts, they compare and contrast the advantages and disadvantages before proceeding to play out d act. Ur story na fabu, d lous no join.

heavy fabu...na story e dey find..or him and him cohorts dey reason am after dem smoke and shekpe..come think say dem don wise pass us ..wan get knowledge here to perfect am..foolish but wise..cuz from here now dem go Sabi say no hope ..we like shopping but we ain't buying this bullshit..

mployer:
I don't believe this story though.

me too.,,but everything is possible in nja except snow..lol...dey can av insiders in d bank ,flasified Infos for opening d acc.etc..I knw nja too well...dat if u leave d reality of nja hustlenomics for one hour it sets u back for a year..dat country is an embodiment of highly skilled people wether educated or otherwise a Nigerian by blood not by birth is a force to reckon with..meanwhile we are also pollutants ,if u associate with us too long..we can influence u to wateva direction u so desire...

EVILFOREST:
Johnny Bravo

lol...i be wan talk as i look ur name i chanji mi mind..

Trapnews:

the commot shock me so I had to react...if police dey screw person behind or dem use bribe money train /feed person na so dem reaction dey be...hypocrites..me wey I nor comment I be mumu...I grew up in d barracks..went to army sec.sch..my dad rtd naval officer..all my life barracks yet I still condemn how much more one NANSENSE nonetity rushing to spew thrash here cuz of sheer hypocrisy ...if na dem papa dem shoot now na diff comment u go hear..Abeg make people practice wetin dem dey preach..d world will be better i mean just one hour let d whole world practice truth,justice amd fairness..

betty202020:
your hate for police is like water poured upon the stone which has no effect. Again you re unreasonable by apportioning blame to police when the op did not mention the source of bullet. Is it police, army civil defence, armed robbers, kidnappers, hunters stray bullet. Or even his own personal gun bullet. How ar u sure he is not the target. Dont let hatred becloud your sense of reasoning.

u are big mumu for accusing him becuz u are me of those who likes to blast people ..sociopathic element like u,did u not see dat it was written above that it was from a mobile policeman...rushing to insult someone without even covering ur own exposé smelling bigoted anus..NANSENSE!

dream2014:
I don't know what you mean by Fabu. I lived in Canada and we buy most of our plantains in Walmat or superstores. You can off course gets in Africa shop if you want varieties. Like I said I have been to many other countries where it is sold so what do you mean by Fabu? Like someone said, is plantain an African name?

This is a dailymail.uk article as far back as 2008 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1028530/Why-picking-plantain-exotic-produce-filling-supermarkets.html

my broda take it slow,we all knw Walmart ,ofcourse plantain is not an African nomenclature..but ans dis ..do u think is every white fella dat see plantain knws it or wa to do wiv it?dis people av thier own domestic dishes..I often times make jokes wiv oyinbos abt all dis thinz..even in Ireland and uk u don't find it everywhere except India shops,Pakistanis,and African shops..and African population there I don't need to tell u..lol...as for fabu I will not tell u..don't ask why....

dream2014:
What kind of white girl is this? I have been to many foreign countries where plantain was served with my meal. How could she claim she doesn't know when plantain is even sold in most big grocery stores!

bros u dey fabu ooooo..Abeg nor vex...tell me those countries..plantain is only found in some south and North American countries..I knw in Eastern Europe is imported from Ecuador..basically that's when u find it in auchan,tesco..etc..but if u find african shops which are usually limited there 4 tubers cost as high as 7eurs..but in Spain ,Italy and environs is almost everywhere cuz dey almost av d same tropical weather as ours..my broda many meals we av are xtremely strange to dem fellas up here...u dont want me to even offer their meal...cuz if I do u can Neva eat it..but to come to terms that we are worlds apart...dey av some food though but they are limited in thinking of wat to do with it...cuz we Africans av always learned to improvise..so we tend to create delicacies for ourselves and creates shock to some people..lol..my broda I don dey with dis people and I knw say dem go ever dey shocked with living with us until Jesus come..but d good thing is I find it exciting wen dey exclame in disbelief ..lol

chuksbaby:
lol

and all guys are CEOs on social media...huh

ilevic:
I can see u are still off guard and yet to recover from the shock to see that she is not a male but a female.
BTW did anybody tongue lash her? anyway check my sig

thanks brodally...now I knw d gender..I will apologise to her..cuz girls nowadays tend to thread regardless of the Teren they find themselves gallantly..

EVILFOREST:
.... 1) NOTHING gladens a man's heart more than RESPECT.
FOR such women, the SMARTER and more Enlightened they become, the more likely they end up SINGLE.

Because, most see taking care of men /home management as SLAVERY rather than Hobby.
MOST see "ALL MEN as the same"
That's why u find most DIVORCE CASES among such class, despite being rich.
Even, most POOR MEN wouldn't settle for such ladies. They would rather get close to them, Tap into their wealth and vanish with a simple cute young lady.

MEN can take any shitt but not DISRESPECT.
Clearly stated in the Bible.
Though we are meant to EARN RESPECT and not to enforce it. Some men are also difficult to please. This is also applicable to some Ladies who reside in shopping malls, all in the bid to make sure they empty it.

.. ... 2) most MEN patronise Prostitutes, but they will never bring such people home as WIVES.
Even the single men who patronise the Prostitutes, never get their wives from such motels and charlets.
The DJs' are also inclusive.
The Female Bar-tenders rarely get married as well.
MOST Ladies who indulge in such SHOWBIZ are seen as such, despite catching the admiration of men.
When it is time for marriage MEN think with their HEAD and not their DICCKs

anoda Solomon on d block..Gboza for u!

MrsPhyno:
Lol how old am I claiming to be? Pretend u never saw that eh

no qualms bro..am a good listener too..

ilevic:
ur popsy bought you bobo, u vomited. thinking you are less than 15.

bro I thot I was d only one dat comment caught off guard..but am matured and polite to ask for his sincereness instead tongue lashing or judging him..

MrsPhyno:
Juice is bad for ur teeth

lol...ur pop did wat?when did bobo drink come to nja?i don't want to say u lieing...but it makes me want to question ur sincereness or ur age?

most sincere comment so far..

Obynolee:
You are saying this because of the hatred you(sunni muslims)have for shiite,You are lying,i spent 6 years at Turaki road,Gyallesu(the same street that houses El-zakzaky's boys(you should have known the place if your claim of being a zaria base is true),they never harrassed me or i heard someone complain of harrassment from them.In fact,they saved a lots of lives during the 2011 post election crises,i didn't run to barrack like others because they did not allow those miscreants access to Gyallesu,mind you i am an Igbo(christian).All the things said here by this group even the elders are all lies,which business are they talking about,zaria commercial activities is driven by students,once schools are in session there is business in zaria not El-zakzaky.

Godbless u ...

saxywale:
what proof have you got
Newspaper would have reported any killing by the shia. We would have seen pics all over the internet.

If a Sunni Muslim was interviewed and ask to give his opinion about shia. I don't expect him to say something good about them since shia are seen as infidels.

my bro learn more about this religion islam as a whole,then u will discover for ursef u were talking to anoda faction of muslims called the sunnis..and look around the world with details u will discover under islam they av factions...sunnis and shites unfortunately..

MyMouth:
I work in Zaria and am a Muslim. I passed where the violence took place about 2 hours before the action. Since that day, I have spoken with alot of people and I mean a lot of Zaria people basically Muslims, and no one spoke good about the shites, they were all happy with the actions of the army. The shites are really hated here!

virginboy1:
Lol, Bros you really know how e dey go.
And whenever you administer any exercise or workout programme for them na so dem go dey do face like small pikin wey wan kollect injection.

oh boy na money and awoof enjoyment and competition na it be the oda of the day now for dem..,those days gals dey beg too cook for guy,now try reason market first ..u go hear u don marry me?is either fast food or high class Iya Bashira..then after d reggae play the blues ..lol

FisifunKododada:
Rita needs a good kondo spanking - she ALWAYS looks dissatisfied because her boyfriends are not up to the job. Jim Iyke was supposed to take care of that and he could do nothing - just talk talk full in mouth. If I handle Rita her body go mellow die. Rita come aboard with me the one and only Capt. Fisifun(Nigerian Navy).

adonwo lo bi Iya okere..

virginboy1:
Same should be done for women. Abi na only man get big Belle?

nja don cast now all our girls get belle and swollen lower abdomen dat turns me off...na toto full street now joor..not enou smart looking shawties again,is almost like looking for a needle in hay stack...I get turned off seeing those queen bees or some of em looking like wasps.huh..imagine abt 9pm she go order pondo yam still fire like 4 bottles of harp..no exercise no digestion of to bed without shower or bath...later she go dey use juju find boyfriend..God save us from ourselves ...

hello

muhakeem:
OK..... that's what dey deserve

omoakin111:
Lol

omo na hunger games be diz ooo...

cahrym:
To copy this tune press 1

gboza I like ur humor joor...am only reading comments...nja I hail people sha....huh

tiamiyukunle69:
There is another dude sitting down alone too so he's not the only one in this.....

bross u be ozil on code ..u be eyewitness ....I be nor observe that Manchy till I comment,I hail u bross u be the real observer nor be dat yeye nja newspaper ...chei I hail u egbon na woman born u for man wey Sabi!