₦airaland Forum

after dem don drink red and white see sweat and eyes don sagg..

saxywale:
Tony Tetuila my Guy looking like Omarion.

tunwumi:
Let no witch live so the bible say

the ogbeni downfall loading........

oatzeal:
nice statement

iru mole statement..

no hard feelinz ooo bro ,all diz my yabbinz na to test dat ur sense of humor via proxy ,cuz e be like say u go be violent person on code...lol..ur mate for monkey dey carry tail dey blow guy...and ur mate for tortoise dey knod agbada like tinubu..wise one indeed..e don do ogbeni leave matter for mathew and matyrs u nor dey tire..where u dey see dis energy sef abi u rent house near power house company abi ontop of transformer u dey sleep?

pyyxxaro:
ur mate for turkey de show glass

BONES ARE FOR DOGS...MEAT FOR REAL MEN..LOL

contactmorak:
mind you, I'm not complaining about her fat look. I think African men like 'em like dat! But the dress made her look like she tried too hard to impress Trey Songz. Like she is travelling to the moon!

yes ogbeni obote and i still continue to give u likes,cuz u seize to shock me dis short time...u knw say na goat deaf pass for all animals ewure je eran ile oma je iya kpukpo...u rmba dat nursery rhymes?shey i nor advice u not to come back unless u complete ur dose?but ofcourse u wont be ursef if u wont..ok now who is d goat?nor come chop person cassava goat nor hear...nor come back unless u treat ursef finish elsewhere u nor hear ,instruction u nor fit follow ..how do i deal with u now?u are a very complicated patient i must confess..closing medical center abandons patient ..flees from scene of treatment tru d window..leaves patient to his fate...ahahhahahahahahhahahh guy seek cure/help elsewhere...

pyyxxaro:
Hahahahahahaha

Na because of me u de type all these

U go foolish pass goat o

delilah...stay away from me ,am not nigerian samson..lol...there is no hell as hot as the fury of a scorned and unscorned woman..be wise..!

Demmocrats:
Hmmm at the end this man might even be innocent, there are so many Jezebels roaming planet earth looking for who to devour.

lol...laff wan tear my belle..i don add join ur likes....nor worry u go reap!!!one day u go break record dem go allow u ride ur wish for nairaland like horse and u go fit convert dem likes to dasuki...oga solomon na for nairaland u wan show wisdom...i nor fit phantom wetin dey vex u..ma binu joor ...last last gan ur sense of humor i 4 appreciate to see d measure pass dis ur likes and shares cuz it for profit u pass dem likes and shares cuz d flaunting only translates ur sociopathic nature to me cuz u luv to be d center of attention at all cost even if it displeases ursef in d dead course,i knw ur type i deal wiith ur kind on daily basis,but i wont feed u today...i knw ur energy level has dropped sensed it in ur comment at d very begginning of ur display my dear patient,now u are dismissed go and take ur medics and dont report back to me,i suggest u deal wiv ur complex prbz first comrade obote..lol

pyyxxaro:
Ogbeni

U nor wise o

U won show ur mumu self for here

Woman Expert

U nor get sense of Humor reach me o

U jus won smart

*i just de wish say I fit convert my likes to money*

Obote

lol anoda misplaced olodo on the loose..no semse of humor ,carry fustration 4head like basin come nairaland...guy go sip orijin or drink shekpe e go better nor come dey paranoid for here..na play i dey folow u play naa...as u come call me mumu fish now na e-fight u dey find abi wetin?cuz i prefer otherwise e-fights na 4 cowards..keypads happy weaklingz,and they infuriates..am here to catch fun dot spoil my morning and dont be offended try to take some chill pills perhaps i will catch u in a better mood next time..lol

pyyxxaro:
U well

U sure say u well sooo

All hail the KING of WOMANOLOGY

We de hail you from here

Mumu Fish

u be real jew for science and womanology to ask dis kind naive question...broda ,abi u be veronica?so u nor knw say na normal level say one breast dey always big pass one?contact me for more elaborate lessons..make i nor VIOLATE NAIRALAND PG RIGHTS..LOL

pyyxxaro:
Wetin come make the left one long pass the right one naaa


Dasuki and e crew don finish dis innocent gal

who can u compare ursef to?MR bean or Eddy murphy?or seyi law cuz u guys are age mates..lol..yeye comment.

insecticide:
can you compare that to messi's achievements?

Don't forget they both started together.

amen

feaworaoja007:
Rather be a Wailer than a Zombie
Rather be Dead than a Zombie
Click like if you agree and share if you dont...

madridguy:
Dey don't know his name but they know his yahoo boy.

nice one bruv...

patrick u are blessed...ur generations will flourish with wisdom greater dan dat of SOLOMON...u spoke my mind,never knew i cud find a critical thinker like me hear on nairaland after visiting nairalnad daily for d past 5years ,i finally joined not up to a month...

luvinhubby:
Scary but true.

WELL SAID..

247Dior:
Nigeria can not be dragged into war between Muslim nations, Nigeria is not a Muslim nation and the coalition is for Muslim nations... so the earlier you get that into your dick head the better for you.....

LOL YOU PEOPLE HAD IT COMING...ITS CALL CHANGE!WHETHER U LIKE IT OR NOT WE AV BEEN ARABIZED.SMH IN SLOW MOTION!!!

cuvox:
source http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/12/can-protests-moves-to-list-nigeria-among-arab-nations-to-fight-isis/

CC lalasticlala ishilove seun obinoscopy

if u think education is xpensive try ignorance...

Confessng:
His lips,his life..
His internal organs too
Seriously though they look natural not everyone was born with pink lips

my bro he is just 34...?and he has been since 2009..do the maths imagine how young he was den?in nja u must be an ancestor to even be councillor...smh..dats why 70yrs grandpa is a youth in nja politricks...

Youpele52:
He's just 34. Our leaders will only appoint you if you're beyond 50.

my bro he is just 34...?and he has been since 2009..do the maths imagine how young he was den?in nja u must be an ancestor to even be councillor...smh..dats why 70yrs grandpa is a youth in nja politricks...

oduastates:
Seriously, our political space has been taken over by clowns
Even within ACN/APC.
Virtually all their Local government chairmen and council are nothing but a bunch of clowns.
That is why most side street look like a cross between a sewer,refuse dump,labyrinth and compost pit.
If Tinubu does not evolve and start pushing real administrators with technical know-how into these positions,then he is on a speed dial to irrelevance.

HsLBroker:
U may be right

on the contrary he is absolutely right on point...I had dis argument wiv my mama cuz she is a die hard APC fan,I asked her a simple question if a career criminal departs Lagos for markurdi for a new base wat does dat make him upon arrival in markurdi.?a saint?i guess not...APC was formed solely for one purpose POWER...NOT cleansing as dey tendered...whether d formers have turned a new leaf is upto dem..,but d core was formed by people who cud no longer see or attain relevance in pdp ,becuz after much looting under pdp and dey saw how sweet power was dey wanted more but the power that be ,Wudnt grant it they became disgruntled and all converged with rebellious motives to form so called APC..truth be told...many are mad few are roaming...

endibe:
There are 3 things certain in life,1,death 2 taxes 3 ozil assist

drop that weed now...b4 u comment wetin go wake Frankenstein ..lol

me is loving diz..

ochuciano:
The impression being conveyed is that I was invited by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) and I failed to honour the invitation or even respond by letter to the invitation.
On the contrary, nothing could be further from the truth. On the 24th of November 2015, I was informed at about 4pm that a letter of invitation had been dropped at my home in Warri, inviting me to EFCC’s office in Lagos by 10am on the 25th of November 2015.
I responded by a letter from my Solicitors, Messrs Jakpa, Edoge & Co. The letter dated 25th of November 2015 was received by one Uduak Ouot, a staff of EFCC on the 3rd of December 2015, after several attempts to deliver. I have proof of delivery from the courier company.
I was therefore not a little surprised that the EFCC – an otherwise reputable institution – would stoop so low as to lie to Nigerians.
As my Solicitor’s letter indicated I am already in court with the EFCC in Suit No: FHC/W/CS/152/2015. EFCC had been served with the court processes since 20th of October 2015 but they refused to attend court on several occasions, or to file any court papers, only to appear for the first time on 30th November 2015 without filing any court papers. They even asked for the matter to be adjourned to 17th December 2015, the date they are now inviting me to appear before them.
In fact, EFCC only invited me two months AFTER I sued them. In my Solicitor’s letter I informed them that as soon as the court decides one way or another, I would honour their invitation.
So the attempt to harass me by their reminder of 9th December 2015, which was leaked to the media on the 10th of December 2015 , the same day as it was delivered to my house in Warri is an unnecessary and face saving effort at brinksmanship.
As a full blooded Ijaw man and citizen of Nigeria, I have done everything in my power to follow the laws of Nigeria. Since the amnesty declared in 2009 by late President Yar’ Adua I have strained myself to ensure that we all live in peace in this country. Those who think they can push us to war must rethink the necessity of such a war.
How can a law-abiding Government declare a man wanted who is in the law courts with them?
They froze our business accounts since August 4th 2015, but we have not quarrelled with anybody. We sued them to court, they refused to come to court. Now they are threatening to declare me wanted.
I know why they are after me. It is not the alleged multi-billion naira property transaction. Afterall, it went through due process and was approved by the Federal Executive Council (FEC). And as such if there are any questions to answer, it is the people at the FEC, Bureau of Public Procurement (BPP), Federal Ministry of Lands and Survey, Federal Ministry of Transport, NIMASA, etc who approved the transaction that should be answering such questions.
The real reason this All Progressive Congress (APC)-led Government is after me is that I bluntly refused to join APC and to support their Governorship candidate in Bayelsa State. We cannot all be in APC. Our people have always believed in the Nigerian project and had always hoped to join hands with this administration to move this project forward, but the conditions being attached are not acceptable. I insist on believing in the Nigerian project unconditionally!
We will continue to pursue our court case. The threat to declare me wanted is an unnecessary attempt to heat up the polity. I will go about my daily business, usual.
Finally, let me say this: if people can come from Sokoto, Katsina or Lagos to campaign in Bayelsa, why can’t I, a full blooded Ijaw man, go to my Bayelsa to campaign?
I will only add this: let the will of the people of Bayelsa prevail. Nobody should attempt to force the outcome of the election. We have kept faith with our promise to Nigeria, we expect no less from this country. So if anyone tells you that Tompolo is on the run, tell him Tompolo is not going anywhere.
Thank you!
Signed
High Chief Government Ekpemupolo.
www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/195033-why-i-refused-to-honour-efccs-invitation-tompolo.html

diz was the inn thing years back in germany with co-operation from turkish and arabian crime lords too...is why anytime i want to sell cars in nja and some stupid dealers..abokis tell me they knw how diz cars come abt i laff and tell dem i dont steal cars as i always av my receipt and detailed proofs to d core...its a very old deal...and it will neva end...and moreso this is why u offer 1m for ur car anoda igbo guy will say pls pay me 400k dereby spoiling ur own legit means..ofcourse people want it cheap...so dey go for himnot knowing it was stolen..in europe here there is a popular quote...anything wey enta nja don lost..lol

ChappyChase:
on all side...

call the cops ode...

free2ryhme:
this is animal cruelty

it is not funny

i think u av inconclusive allucination...lol

jhubril:
Eend tyme dead bodies !!!
Went on missing wen its tyme for dem to go n join deir ancestors !!!


In my own opinion, I tiink d mortuary is too cold n dis harmatan so they decided to look for a nearby bakery to warm deir frozen flesh!!! Tell dem to go to nearby bakery dey will surely find dem there !b!!

the management is inconclusive...lol

Firefire:
I blame APC...

Buhary should please order a complete EFCC probe of all missing dead bodies across the country since 1999.

Thanks.

most sincere comment av read in a while ..

babafirst:
Eeeyaaa,Papilo,you gave us too much joy and happiness to be going through this kind of problem.May God see you through because you worked hard for every kobo you earned in life.You will overcome this storm Papilo.

am beggining to think u listened to my thots...

agbekeOreke86:
@ioannes,u took dox wordz straight outta ma mouth....lyk i tell dem,ma knowledge of God is impeccable....i gat d holy spirit within me n weneva i talk to God,he listens to me.pentecostal churches....only God saved me too.all dey shout is grace....giv to provoke God....etc....d bible says....'can we continue in sin n say grace shud abound'....sum of dem actually worship dia pastors instead of God himself....i aint judgin tho.as 4 me,goin to church dosnt make me more of a xtian r not goin makes me less of a xtian!ma faith is soooo much firmer n bigger dan dat!!

tell them....

Ioannes:
if church is defined as the body of Christ, then Most Christians should realize that they aren't going to church on Sundays, but to a big hall devoid of the presence of the Holy Spirit, to hear some feel good music and listen to motivational speeches from the "pastor" (read runs-man).

and if the word Christian is translated to mean "christ-like", then How many people are really Christians.

going to church doesn't make you a Christian, just like wearing a choir robe doesn't mean u can sing.

old RAV4

chynie:
whats the make of the SUV i go like buy am



this is a good advert of show of strength

chynie:
na story u dey find

guy are from the deformed bendel region?just curious?cuz dis was the inn slang when i visited last...and i raped the slang for no reason..lol..na story me sef dey find here bross..