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[quote author=IkediEbubes post=56716660]Onyekwelu Chidiebere, why are you ashamed of your Ibo tribe? Stop disgracing wawa Ibos.
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I am a Yoruba Muslim brother. My real names are Saheed Balogun. Presently, I am in Ogbese Idp camp. No need to doubt me OK. I am the financial secretary of Afonjaa skull miners association of Nigeria (ASMAN). I am well known in Ogbese here. I am a skull Decapitator and also into limb processing.

It is now obvious and clear to all that there is a grand conspiracy between some IPod yoots and the owner and biased moderators of this nonsense forum to depopulate we Yoruba Muslims. When I was saying and shouting it, some of my Yoruba Muslim brethren did not believe me. Just tell me one reason why Positive biafra news keeps springing up every second in this forum. I have said my own oo, at least the blood of our brothers that will drink ratak and otapiapia because of this news won't be on my head.

Mtchewwww........ Old news.

Nairaland these days is so boring and filled with "heart-shattering" Biafra news, all with the intent of reducing the population of we Yoruba Muslims in our various Idp camps in Osogbo, Ogbomosho, Mowe and the newly created camp in Ogbese in Ondo state. Sometimes, I used to wonder if the owner of this site is truly Yoruba. I am so sure he must have been handsomely paid by those rich iPod yoots to cause all these harms to us. It is not really fair at all. That he is an atheist does not mean he should sit by and watch our Muslim brothers and sisters dying like fowls simply because he wanna make money. Today, the most sold commodities in our Idp camp now are "ratak insecticide" and "otapiapia the rat killer"
Please, anybody that knows him in person should ask him what we Yoruba Muslims did to him. If he does not want us here again,he should come out plainly and tell us, not hiding behind IPod yoots to cause anguish and mass deaths to our brethren.

That is good. As a Yoruba Muslim, I prefer Buhari to Osibanjo. A Christian will never be allowed to rule us in this country again. That is why I always advise my fellow Yorubas to embrace Islam and see the light. I hate Christianity with passion. Osibanjo must not be allowed to be the president or else he will Christianized all of us. Insha Allah, our able Presidoe Buhari will rule us till 2023, ameen.

jfking2005:
Please i need this guy coordinate....he has some explanations to make.
guys pls activate tracking on him

Are you ok at all? Continue flexing muscle online? Do you also need my coordinate? I need person wey go track me sharply. You can also go through my posts here and you will get my number on a platter of gold. Stupid slowpoke!!!

Stupid Scammer. You don reach here abi. May Sango and Obatala start playing hide and seek with your balls till you turn a new leaf.

honjohnbright:
They will come back and kill innocent villagers very soon, quote me

They cannot do that in Awka bro. Unless they want endless H.I.T. They know where to misbehave and go Scot-free.

As a Yoruba Muslim, my life is seriously threatened by this news.

weyabcom:
Nawa oooo failed jamb 103 and now this...

Look at this IPod yoot. Who told you ipobexposed my Yoruba Muslim brother and an executive member of our prestigious club "Afonjaa skull miners association of Nigeria" (ASMAN) scored 103 in jamb. Must you guys always lie just to score cheap points? Please I wanna make it loud and clear to all here that Ipobexposed scored 107 in jamb and not 103. Thanks to all Skull miners in the house. I 'throway' salute. May Sango, Obatala and Ogun guide and protect us always and also give us more limbs and skulls to mine.

My Yoruba Muslim skull is highly pained right now. Most you IPod yoots counter every falsehood we afonjaas labelled against you. Nawa oo....I was enjoying the comments from my afonjaa brothers in the other thread before this Ipodian came up with this.

As the Secretary-general of Afonjaa skull miners association of Nigeria (ASMAN), this news just de pepper me gan. Please what should I do now?

Afonjas are "Wasterners" easily identified by the shape of their oblong coned heads and tiger-scratched faces and I am proud to be one. Our main religion is Islam while our major occupations are head and skull mining, kidney harvesting and Limb processing. We are also good in Internet scams (Yahoo plus) and pickpocketing.
As for me, I am a skull miner and by the grace of Sango and Obatala combined, the present Secretary-general of "Afonjaa skull miners association of Nigeria (ASMAN), So if there is any other thing you need to know, just holla me.

Hoooooo my God.... which kain news be this nah? As a Yoruba Muslim and the financial secretary of "Afonjaa skull miners association of Nigeria (ASMAN), Emure branch, Owo local government area of Ondo state, this news irritates me so much. Anyway, I cannot bear it any longer. I have to end this frequent heartaches from all these IPod yoots once and all. After all, if my hero could do it, why can't l do same and end this my afonjaistic miserable life once and for all.

Hmmm....how will I sleep tonight?

Ekinematics:
Another cry for help by an ipob youth.
Everyday different epistle.
So many write ups about Rivers by these biafrans.
No day passes by without a cry from an ipob youth begging for Rivers to join their struggle.

Never knew I was born to be this important to certain people from the east.

God bless my fatherland.
God bless Rivers State.
God bless the SS.
God bless Niger Delta.

Afeez Kadiri my Yoruba Muslim brother, how things dey go nah? Bro mi, I just wanna congratulate you on your recent victory as the CHIEF BUTCHER of our notable organisation, the "Afonjaa skull miners association of Nigeria, (ASMAN) ogbomosho branch. He who Sango, Ogun and Obatala has blessed, no IPod yoot can curse.

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Kabiru my Yoruba Muslim brother, how far u nah? Anyway, just wanna congratulate u on your recent emergence as the president of "Afonjaa skull miners association of Nigeria" (A.S.M.A.N). He who Sango, Ogun and Obatala has blessed, no mere mortal can curse.

hardywaltz:
After tot
After visiting the Politicians and Ofe mmanus u now remember those who u led to their early death.
Confused Director of lunatics.
Come 30th of May i will be in the office let me see what u and ur cohorts will do.

Which office Afeez my Yoruba Muslim brother? But there is no single shop not to talk of office in our Idp camps nah. Anyway, you won't believe what is happening in my camp in Osogbo here, many of us took Ratak rat poison when we saw this news but little did we know that the ones we bought were fake ones and was produced in Ogbomosho instead of the original ones produced at Aba. Our camp directors here collected money from us only to purchase those fake ones for us. I am only trying to inform u on time not to give your hard earned money to anybody to buy Ratak for you rather wait and buy it directly from those IPod traders in your Mowe camp. Though it will be more costly but I promise you that it achieves its purpose faster and better.

Nawa oo... as a Yoruba Muslim I am not comfortable with this news. This news is surely not good for my health at all. My heart is already beating fast and it is doing me like I will die. Please my fellow Yoruba Muslim Moderators here should delete this rubbish and ban the Op for 71 years to serve as a big lesson to him for trying to instigate mass suicides in our various Idp camps in Osogbo and Mowe.

Maniashow:
Good morning guys, I deposited N4000 last earlier this year. I played and I didn't win a kobo till it remains 1k. The minimum amount I can withdraw is 5k. I then deposited 4k to make it 5k. See what the response am getting. Pls what do I need to do? They are not replying their mails.

Anyway bro, I understand your plight. I will give you a 2 odd game tomorrow so that u can withdraw your hard earned money. Do not give me any penny, just wanna help u in this recession period.

lobinche101:
We dey take juju collect money from client
.she go just love u like say u be her god

My Nigga,nothing do you. Leave those Obotes make dem de misyarn...

Nawa ooo....na you create thread, na you still be first to comment. It seems you are selfish and stingy. I no just wan vex for you and make you no provoke me more on top the one Chelsea de do me right now.

tollyboy5:
Look at your ugly look with that your natural fat nose ,broad head and flat skull . I thought you were one reasonable fellow I use to like comment not knowing youre just an ignorant old fellow so stupid anough to spill hate speech in media with your real pix. smh later your fellow brothers will keep flocking into Lagos like lost goat of Israel . Hope your chatting from Enugu. I thought you guyz were not slave until you started crying for freedom. Endure your slavery while it last . You just fall my hand seriously

Eiyaaa.....Pele my Yoruba muslim brother. That girl's comments pained our muslim skull nobi small. Anyway, that famous rat poison Otapiapia is sold in all Idp camps nah. I learnt it is even cheaper in that your Idp camp in Mowe there than it is in Osogbo here. Just make use of it ok.

obailala:
Truth is, even with all it's popularity today, if IPOB is converted to a political party, it wouldnt even win an election in the SE against PDP or APGA. You should know that the only strength ipob wields today is a function of the collective hatred of a common enemy (buhari) in the SE. When it comes to an election involving SE vs SE, ipob party stands no chance against pdp or apga; just imagine a new party fronting a candidate to face Obiano headlong? No chance!

My Yoruba muslim brother, do you know that they have not shared any food in our Idp camp in Osogbo here. We have not eaten since morning and no hope of food for today. Anyway, I just want to know whether food was shared in your own Idp camp at Mowe there.

Bros @ Op, can i have your number. Will like to discuss certain things with you.

Balyz:
Absolute Garbage i tell ya. The BBC is just a media house and nothing else. Call me when you have a video of the Biafran flag flown at the UN General assembly in New York. Until then, you're just clutching at straws. Dumb silly IPOB clowns

Saheed my Yoruba Muslim brother, thanks for this consolation words of yours. I can now eat since morning. Since this heartbreaking news broke out in the morning, there has been serious wailings and gnashing of teeth in our Idp camp here in Osogbo. I learnt that some Ipod business men are trying to smuggle in the famous rat poison manufactured at Aba popularly called Otapiapia into our Idp camp here so as to deceive us to take our lives the same way they deceived our hero Awolowo but insha Allahu, 40% of us will no longer be buying cos of this your consolation words here. Once again, thanks for saving my life.

Immediately i saw this news, as a Yoruba Muslim, my whole body became weak, I lost appetite and the worst of all, I am now having running stomach. I have visited the toilet eleven times this early morning. Please Mods should always delete positive news concerning this Ipod yoots especially in an early morning like this. Unless they want we all Yoruba Muslims to die of heart attack.