₦airaland Forum

IamLEGEND1:
Abeg tell me this is a joking sturvs.....

IamLEGEND1:
In due time,all will be made clear to you,dear.
For now,rejoice & be merry little one.....for i am yet to make my destructive voyage into ur nether regions.

IamLEGEND1:
And you'll be needing a good number of saline I.V drips mid-coitus and probably genital reconstruction surgery after everything.
#Manchi

That's if its big enough to course such damage. I sense you're really small from your post. I mean 3 inches. Can't even satisfy a virgin.

IamLEGEND1:
We'll be putting that theory to the test real soon, luv. believe me.
Then we'll see who'll be screaming and hanging on for dear life.

You may even beg for water, your weight no reach. I'm serious

IamLEGEND1:
bcoz you couldn't decipher sharp-sharp.
Two rounds? #LoL

Trust me,You will not survive a round.... kingcheezypuff is still feeling the effects to this day.
besides, me no be heartless pesin....I suppose remain small somtin for ur ozzband.

aloobright17:
which is?

IamLEGEND1:
make love on them,dummy. one mattress can't handle me .

You can't even go two rounds, stop forming bad boy

Ronaldinnioh:
She will enjoy it very well. Wow....that's Good.

IamLEGEND1:

Someone give this girl a medal,a new set of panties, two vitafoam mattresses, ,a scholarship and have her replace Oshiomole as the new governor of Edo state.

soberdrunk:
Lmao @ the way hin guys dey deny am , nah all dis kain case i dey wish say nah me dey handle----- so out of 2.7 million u only bought blackberry? "Yes sir" *hot slap!!*, you mean if we release you, you are willing to work for '7 years and five months' without pay to refund the money? "Yes sir" *another hot slap*!! You go club with oga money? "Yes sir' *uppercut*! How many girls u carry? "4 sir" *elbow slam*!! ..........

IamLEGEND1:
A little too creepy for my taste

STFUareyouG0d:
Be nice

aloobright17:
they can't just ban u for doing nothing.u can say the reason they banned u never merited it though

herbie27:
Abeg!, make una free me for this forum.

aloobright17:
no jokes she got flat ass and breast.



Wetin u do wey make them ban u? Abi she don report u too?

herbie27:
Waitin you expect from an old man?. strong waist.

aloobright17:
u no go allow the girl recover from her heartbreak first?



On the waist side, u are on point. But I don't like flat ass and breast ladies like Herbie27 she is also too short.Wetin I go come gain? I can't just waste my liquid milk for nothing.

BiafraBushBoy:
Isn't it obvious that you are supposed to be a good example to people??

At your age you should be concerned about raising goodly children and not being a subject of concern on Nairaland...

Please do what is needful...

Quote me further at a given cost...

Sexytemi:
I look up n see a loser who couldn't win a competition toasting(comment)....what a pity.

You can only try, but can't bring him down.

robosky02:
YES divine
LOL

but na true na ask 2FACE

robosky02:
in Nigeria

if you give birth to child outside marriage its called wedlock
but if the man is a celebrity
they will receive you with a new name: BABY MAMA

Vizkizzy:
and who says you are ugly? Seen your pictures before

I don't know the girl before but I got all those facts from her looks

robosky02:
PrincessAnna come answer this jamb question

Vizkizzy:
No my ex is prettier

realnas:
This wowo grl dey do shakara smh

Vizkizzy:
This one too will be saying

"I turned down a married man"

In as much as I hate adultery I will have to blame the man going for a lady who looks like a thriller video reject.

Just look at this piece of shiit? How will you feel carrying this thing along to a party when your friends are around?

Gaaawd.... See her teeth like vampire fangs

starchris:
if you think its that easy, u can get one for him probably from your family if you think its that easy, u can get one for him probably from your family