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Nawa o

Bad news again

daddytime:
Engineering/Law students with cultism?

Make una find me Zuma meme

Make I helep you

Holy BIBLE inscripted on the grave?

Money at work

BankyGee:
True

TO BE CONTINUED

LMAO

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

A RIVER

BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
- A Joke!

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Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!(Champion )
[color=pink]PrincessB1![/color] (Welcome to my humble abode, princess )
*Claps, cheers*

Thank you

pu7pl3:
Meanwhile I'm the resident champion here

Undefeated...these folks here are not giving me adequate competition,I hope you will

Really?

If they are not giving you adequate competition, give yourself one

Mexyz:
Babe give me one chair abeg... This guys wants to finish me with laughter

Honestly

eghuan1:
As my NYSC was drawing to a close, the headmistress of the school I was serving told me she had talked to the ministry of education supervisors and they have agreed to take me as a staff of the school.

I was like wow!

I asked madam, how much us the salary, she said 10k. I said madam, I mean the pay at the end of the month, she said is 10k not enough for you? That's what they pay us o.

Na do I tell am say make I go show my parents my certificate first. I will come back and start work.

She went to tell the students that I will be coming back to teach them.

They've been waiting for me since 2013.

LMAO
I can't stop laughing

So, somebody cannot sleep in peace again

BankyGee:
You are welcome, my princess... Answers by 8pm

Alright

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

A JOKE can be cracked
A JOKE can be made
A JOKE can be told
A JOKE can be played

A JOKE you are

BankyGee:
PrincessB1 comman solve riddle abeg...

I'm here

Nawa o

Like seriously

Oh my!

This is so unfortunate

Forward ever

Now I can comment

BankyGee:
Yeah princess, let's take it with STAR nau...

Oh yeah!
Thanks a bunch

BankyGee:
Welcome on board princess

Thanks Banky
I sight you

Do you care for ?

2special:
l thought say nah Senegal we are meeting

Bros, Naija fit meet any kontiri

Wetin be the koko be say; any kontiri wey we meet and football copulation occur, make we carry our 2special piken come Naija Las Las

Karleb:
More like Zombie-ism at it's peak.

Trust me, people can be very very foolish!

Honestly, although the young man later replied that he was joking

PRESENTATION:
I was tryna be funny but damn yours made me laugh real hard

Oh, better!
Now I'm relieved

I had to ruminate over your previous comment for a while cos my mouth was gaped like this

Good to know it was a witticism

PRESENTATION:
rubbing cream, using soap, using perfume can take you to hell. I tell you brethren desist from these evil things, the devil uses these things to draw Gods people to hell.

Like serious?

You mean since you've been born and now that you are advancing in age, you've never use soap to bath neither have you applied cream on your body?

Jeez!
Bromhidrosis at it's peak

Oh no!

hahn:
Lol. This is an old format. They, pastor(all pastors are fake)/alhaji/supplier are all sitting down in an "office" somewhere.

The last time I got such a call the dude said he knew me from Lawanson blah blah blah.

He said he was now working in PH and needed someone that can contact one lady blah blah blah.

All the while I was acting like I was trying to recollect who he was and at one point I was like, "how is your sister na? I heard she died of HIV" then I said "how about your mother? I heard she was raped severely" and "I heard your brother was shot dead".

You won't believe this idiot just kept on ranting and was telling me he would send me the lady's number to call her. I no even mind am.

Same archaic method


Mtchw

Flatulence uncovered his hideout.
LMAO


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