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See his cone head like one of our crooked wasted wateryam that has been infested with mealy bug and teeth like suya toothpick

omooba969:
Oh! you prolly think I was about coming to your yard - Nah mate. I was only responding to your comment so don't go into an overdrive just yet ok.

Lolz, I'm just responding to your chats aswel and at the same time I ended the convo so as not to derail the thread much.

How can you come to my yard sef?
Abi you get one of the popular craft?

omooba969:
I will have to locate you to do that.

Nop, just that pix.

Enjoy your day

omooba969:
Can you please look up, let me see ya face.

Lolz, go ahead and turn my face to your satisfactory direction

omooba969:
Who's he?

You of cos.

omooba969:
Yes, there's no mattress... y'all deserve the politicians you get.

As if he is exempted

Hmmm

No more mattress?

kelvinUchiha:
Lawd abeg blow trumpet naa

With your cigarette baa

Dino always making headline

Chai

Hmmm, wonderful.



Meanwhile,

[quote author=omooba969 post=76333068][/quote]Ehen, wetin

L Lz

So hilarious

OP, what about those that enter the bus with five children just to pay for one sit and even expect their lateral neighbour to help them lap some.

anochuko01:
no o!
my huge can't be as huge as that...I be whale?

Noted

Pastor Lukau everywhere

lalasticlala:
It's really long o.

You and snake thread na 5&6

anochuko01:
you don't use ''huge'' for alligators.... that word is exclusive to p****

Is it your huge?

Wow

This is huge

SexynSerious:
I can do Nigerian wax too

L Lz, Congrats

Cow?

Police and cow?
Chai!

Death rate is becoming too much in Naija

Oh! Not again

Oh! How wonderful

richidinho:
pretty, how are you?

I'm doing great.

Hope you are too?

OndoRaph:

At your service

You can aswel munch this popcorn while relaxing.

Lalasti... be like

Hmmm

Next level wiper

stuntman007:
I just remember that year back in secondary school. there was this girl with big eye balls; even my friends refer to her as "shine yours eyes". that's how the babe just showed up to my house from from school lessons during one long hold.

I was busy playing football in the soccer field when I saw my friend running to my direction screening " guy shine yours don come your house, your mama say make u show" with so much amusement in their face, I could tell they where mocking me silently.

long story cut short, my mama want use message finish me with her her facial expression like this pikin no go kill me. I could not finish one conversation with that girl till we got to the bus stop when she was ready to leave.

By the way, do you know mothers don't like their sons with ugly girls?

Like seriously, I can't stop laughing