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Why do many run away and make it feel like it's a curse?
If you're not ready OR even eligible to be a dad then don't go close to a lady. Stay down and hustle to be a better happy man for tomorrow!

I'M NOT A FATHER YET BUT I REALLY WISH TO BE A BETTER FATHER TO BEAUTIFUL UNBORN KIDS CAUSE I NEVER HAD ONE TO CALLINE!

This man crown too heavy for him

RIP

I am beginning to think President Putin is a cool guy

Generator nkoooo? 🤔😕😕

politicoNG:
https://nairametrics.com/2023/06/17/the-official-list-of-43-banned-items-from-nigerian-foreign-exchange-market/

Previous Thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/7730860/cbn-reiterates-stance-fx-access#123840674

ManWater:
We have the capacity to locally produce all those items. So no wahala.

Generator nko?

ican2020:
What is Asari Dokubo looking for?

Obviously appointment

Walkerstilldey:
I just entered 30 and experience low sex urge and low libido,is it normal

Its normal mine is and I don't care cause I'm hustling for cash to survive

Because they were benefitting more from us na

EyeCumInPiece:
Maybe his is not totally blind.

But I doubt if I can entrust my car repairs to him. Just like hiring a blind or partially blind man as your personal driver.

I wonder oh cause if cannot fix 85% of stuff in a car sha
Except say na welder

He's what.... Minister of Niger Delta??

Fvck him

Avast:
good

Since you understand very well... A little help here?

600 in coming months
And here I was thinking it's $600 today na wa ooh 😕

That free miney dey make e brain bubble abi?

Johnson5258:
I'm reporting from Ebutte Metta, our light has been back to back since inauguration, you can count time when it's been taken off. I no even remember my generator again.
Except for long distance travel, transport fare hasn't changed much considering the effect of the subsidy.

Nice but where's Ebutte Metta?

Segzy19:
Dumbass! We are now in 2023...
Ode!

🤣🤣😅😂😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😂😅
Not today

Segzy19:
Dumbass! We are now in 2023...
Ode!

Shatapeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

chatinent:
Hi chief,
I've been picking my life.
How have you been?

Been alright my guy.... Don't worry tomorrow will always be a better day
Stay strong mate 💪

Wow where have you been?

chatinent:
Oh Nigeria, a ship in stormy sea,
Struggling to sail with weight of tribalism,
Hindered by winds that blow so fiercely,
Thy journey fraught with peril and schism.
Thy people, divided by ancient lines,
Their loyalties to tribe above all,
A curse that weighs thee down and confines,
And threatens to make thy ship to fall.
But hope still shines, a light in the dark,
A chance to rise above the fray,
To steer thy ship with a steady mark,
And chart a course to a brighter day.
Oh Nigeria, may thy ship find peace
In Nigeria, a melting pot of sorts,
500+ ethnic groups do reside,
Yet three stand out like zebras in reports,
Igbo, Hausa, and Yoruba with pride.
Each group unique, with customs and beliefs,
Their cultures rich, diverse, and intertwined,
A tapestry of history and griefs,
Their stories told, their struggles oft combined.
Oh Nigeria, your people are so vast,
A land of beauty, strength, and unity,
May peace and love forever, ever last,
And all your tribes live in sweet harmony.
Let us celebrate the diversity,
And cherish each group's identity.



Like vultures circling their prey, corrupt officials swoop in to engage in bribery and embezzlement of public funds. Mention names and die; a common sing song. Just like weeds sprout in a neglected garden, corrupt officials emerge when people elect unqualified and unpatriotic people to office. They eat the fruit of the people's labor. But in all, the vultures do not suffer. They sell the scavenger life to the preys.

Like three separate boats sailing in different directions, the major ethnic groups in Nigeria do not collaborate for the betterment of the nation. Instead, each group focuses solely on advancing the interests of its own people and territory. When it comes to elections, people tend to vote like bees swarming around their hive, not based on competence but on tribe. Then why do you blame racists?


Nigeria is like a ship without a rudder, aimlessly drifting in the sea of underdevelopment due to its lack of business discipline. It's as if the country is like a bird that refuses to leave its nest and spread its wings.

^{Nigeria is an international village where truth is harder to find than gold.}

baseye:
You know know wetin you dey talk bro

Atleast when I visited back in 2019 na

baseye:
Festac ohh,

Abeg that's not new j00r... There's always light there atleast I've been to that part of Lagos before

baseye:
Ok, anyways...
Omo, NEPA wan use light finish person this period, almost 3 days straight.

At where?

Aaaahhhh.... Where's Akwa Ibom?

youngfocus:
I have finally bought my first car,Honda eod I love the car movement nd stability,is there anything u want me to know about the car maintenance nd tips I will b glad for ur contribution thank you all

Congratulations 👏🎉
Thought you'd share some pictures make we appreciate the car

Timoleon:
No vex, I no be agent

You be their agent? 🤣🤣😂😂

Timoleon:
Just as mtn, airtel, glo and 9mobile operate communication networks in Nigeria, BTEL is joining the list. You will be able to own and use BTEL sims and access products and services that you would use on SIM cards.

When will they circulate the country and is it homemade or it's a foreign company?

Whenever I see GEJ, I dey get joy for body jawe

I love how very healthy GEJ looks abeg

We love Akpabio
We want Akpabio
Southerners with Akpabio
Nigerians with Akpabio

Congratulations eyeneka nyin 🥂 👏🎉
Akpabio with uncommon transformation part 2

Who be this one again? Abeg too early make them rest jawe 😩

FTC dedicated to Akpabio and Hilda they've made AKS super proud today ❤️

He's a political game master and he's know how to get whatever he wants and you dare not stand in his way.....
Obong mi congratulations sir 👏🎉

[quote author=calabaman post=123760136][/quote]Oohhhh really? 😮😲