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koolchicco:
Until women understand that SEX and Love are 2 separate and different things to a man. Una go keep asking this question till eternity. You can love a woman and still find a booty outside and fck it,  doesnt mean you don't love the woman!

I quite agree with wat u say, but some of these men are at fault, what is wrong with telling their wives ow they love having their s*x or smotchie wootchie,  ow they want her to dress and other things they love in a woman.
some men also find it hard to overcome temptation and this is where we the wives come in, We are in the new age, there is notin wrong if ur straff ur husband in the morning(In fact its the best time) before he goes to the office. Such a man can easily overcome temptation when he sees booty roaming everywhere around him because his dear wife removed all the kunu inside his waist before he left for office (it makes him more productive in office too ). I guess its only men who are not satisfied dat run from p.unani to p.unani(am not sure),  or ow many times can u guys shoot in a day?(xcept of course u are a German machine.)
I believe only women who do not know their values and are not proud  to be women allow their men get away with so much.

FACT IS
Some men can never hang their dangling dangling inside their garage and some girls expect their early twenties boyfriend to be faithful. (He is too young he needs to have fun *wisely sha make he no carry HIV* so dat he would gladly forfeit dat life when he eventually gets married)

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See ow life works let me describe ma self to u, am 5ft10 with 34-25-36 body so am perfect. am too skinny? nope too fat hell no, to me I am perfect. But i sincerely wish I can post a bikini picture here,

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Imagine u and this kinda guys in the shower room 2geda, ur head against his chest, ur hands stroking his bare chest, U are feeling his manly frame, d water slowly dripping down his figure,
How gurls no go crase? If u still don't get the picture watch ''day 26's so good" or "Toni Braxton's unbreak my heart" on youtube

Norton to me has a way of slowing down ur pc. It acts like a trojan or say adware. I do security technology and so far so good personally I would say kaspersky is d best. If u really know about antivirus and d way it works then u would know most of this antivirus are just crap. In fact kaspersky, bitdefender and webroot remains the no 1 antivirus outside the shores of Africa. Here in Asia, kaspersky is d no 1 antivirus.

The whole concept of tinapa I think is aimed more at tourism, Its a very nice concept, every country does dat. my fear is that, Nigerian is known with poor maintenance system. Would the foreigners be willing to visit Tinapa? If the Tinapa management can try and convince everyone that they actually carry out proper maintenance(of which they must do), make sure the price is ok, then i guess more internationals and Nigerians would be convinced in touring the place. Things like dat wet'n' wild needs a lot of maintenance u know? (NOBODY WANT TO HAVE THE FEAR OF FALLING FROM A HEIGHT OF 30FT BECAUSE OF LACK OF MAINTENANCE) This going to create a lot of job opportunity u know, xcept they refuse to employ safety men etc.

I don't really like white undies, dunno wether to say they are still en-vogue because most gurls wear very colorful undies. As for me I play around with colors like baby pink thongs, light blue, black lacy pants, red, lemon green, in fact all sort of sweet or bold colors u can ever Imagine. Moreover I use dem to tease ma man cos he just loves it that way.

thats a nice start, but since most houses in Lagos are not planned, then I guess its only for the rich ones, like those that stays in d vgc area, I hope the middle class ones dat stays around the low class citizen can enjoy this benefit too, Here in malaysia a broadband cable runs into every house, but its left for u to subscribe or not, even a vacant land has own point for broadband communication, So will it be like this too in Naija? Just ma question o!

(I converted all currencies to nigerian naira, buy almost everything at parkson then cybercolors from sasa)
l'oreal facial milk cleanser N1100
l'oreal eye meakeup remover N1100
clean and clear toner N440
nivea CQ10 lotion N1408
nivea sunblock N1400
st. ives facial scrub for oily skin (blackheads and acne.) N1227
the body shop tea tree oil blemish controller N1980
sasa shop brightning mask with vitamin A N660 for one mask only

Now this i don't use for a month but amonth and a half and mind u some i don't use every day.

Inuovi liquid eye liner (black) N2288
Inuovi loose powder N4840 (2and a half months)
inuovi lipstick N2200 (3 months. I hardly use it)
Revlon softflex foundation with spf 15-N2288 (4 months)
in2it eyeliner black N660
cybercolours eyebrow pencil dark brown N660
eyebrow pencil (sand brown)- N440
mac eye liner - N2200 (once in a while for a smokey touch)
in2it eye shadow(2 colours only) N660
midle eyeshadow (8 colours) N660
marie clare mascara - N1408
marie clare water shine wetlips N660
fruitylips wetlips. (peach 03) N792
fruit menthol wetlips (ice pink) N660


I make sure i buy all this regularly

seriously i guess most nairalanders here are mistaking tanning for tonning. tanning darkens the skin and tonning really lighting the skin up. But seriously speaking i really get confused if beyonce and the likes of tyra Banks are toning their skin colour to achieve that colour or the use 'sophisticated bleaching' like some one wrote here. my junior never believed most of this girls are blacks, he thinks they are white. So can anyone answer this question pls. ' I use nivea whitening cream with SPF, is it still dangerous?

seriously i guess most nairalanders here are mistaking tanning for tonning.

although i know that bleaching is very bad, how about the kinda creams the likes of Beyonce, Tyra Banks, Rihanna, Halle Berry and so on are using? is it still bleaching cream or just tonning or even whitening because really at times my brother get confused if they are actually white with beautifully tanned skin or dark skinned. I use nivea whitening cream, and an spf 15 sunscreen and I dunno if it is still called bleaching cos my skin did not so much change color except from the fact that it helped my skin retain its natural color. cos all this skin damage of a thing is beginning to freak me out

he is seriously having infatuation for u not love . abeg no mix d two 2gether jare. My advice cut his penis and feed it to him. Gay? It sucks!

Its only in naija them talk say person give birth to goat for Ogun state, wake up no see his two balls again, pick a phone call and disappear, You give money to begger inside ur car and then disappear for Onitsha and so on. Although av heard some stories and verified the authentication of it and its real actually but rarely. We know the kind of wicked country we are with evil forces around. It could be true unless proven other wise. I av heard this kinda story in Ibadan. Mokola to be precise . Till 2day nobody can prove who disappeared or d okada rider existence.
Different lies for naija sha.

Dr Kitaun
You said "all stakeholders, including grassroots leaders met and agreed on the need to re-orientate the people on the need to make Lagosians pay their taxes," that is only the masses my dear not they themselves as an individual. these people will they tell me they pay theirs diligently and truthfully?
When the devil wants to get out something from u he comes with few truths and many of lies. am not saying ur highly celebrated Governor is a devil but i will tell u it takes only the grace of God to convince these innocent Nigerians for them to trust the government. These people has been cheated for years and know that only medium and low classes suffer for everything. It wil take a very long process is what i was saying. Even though these highly placed people decides to pay their taxes of which I know they wont pay diligently only few foreign companies pay, the masses will still not trust. What am i even saying? they can't pay and might not pay till they die. A long fraudulence that has been happening in the nation and u think one person will make the difference in just one year?

@ smartkid I use vista home premium and it scans photocopy and print cos its a business machine.
So maybe, maybe not the driver that was sold to you was wrongly packed because dats the only reason I think it will not work or the scanner was not properly configured on ur system.

@ soki2ng
Then he can use a very good registry cleaner. that will surely work i use it whenever i uninstall any program and actually there are still some left overs

Damola I really appreciate on your contributions they make real sense.
Now the fact about this whole case is that our beloved country is based on only lies, fraud and insincerity.
Have you ever seen were a goat is giving birth to a monkey or were a planted maze germinated rice?
Don't you know that what goes round comes round? The so called rich people are the ones ruining the nation and u want the medium and low classes to suffer for their stupidity and reckless embezzlement and spending?
How can you convince a typical Nigerian to pay tax when he or she believes that is another method of you collecting money from them irrespective of what fashola is doing?
Nigeria is corrupt and every Nigerian knows that. Its been like that for ages and it only takes the grace of God to change that country or else the next 100 years Nigeria will remain the way it is now. It's only in Nigeria that only the poor pay taxes. Will Lagos state governor tell me that he is being fair?
If he starts with those top people in that state by throwing them in prison for not paying their task then I think the masses will obey.

smartkid:
Please I need assistance here. I use a HP tablet pc, Vista Home Premium. But the thing doesn’t scan documents when I connect to a scanner. So bought a genuine vista ultimate at a shop in Abuja and gave the IT guy there to upgrade it. Now the issue is that the appearance of the screen has changed, and I can’t even adjust the brightness. Also the webcam and fingerprint are no longer working. The guy has tried to install drivers even from the websites. But he doesn't seem to be making headways.

Please what do I do. Can anyone suggests somebody in Abuja who can help? Can the drivers be gotten from the recovery discs without restoring my system back to home premium? Advance thanks.

hehe Nigerian IT specialist
u upgrade from home premium to what? don't get it because u said u don't want to restore ur system back to home premium
did he erase d home premium from ur system or what?
until u explain better then i will understand because i don't see the relationship with upgrading and scanning. i think i can help if u don't downgrade me

farochron:
I need help! I tried to install Nero CD burner on my vista Hp Pavillion 6500 but the Nero would not install. To make matter worse it refused to unistall. Please someone should give me handful info on how I can uninstall this crazy software

Since the program was not installed there is nothing for you to uninstall.
Moreover if u fill there is something to uninstall go to remove/uninstall programs and search for the program then uninstall

i use vista and i can say its been a very good experience using it.
I am actually an IT student in malaysia so i av to get a very good system.
These are things i did to ensure my system run faster
Processor - Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 Kentsfield 2.4GHz 2 x 4MB L2 Cache LGA 775 Quad-Core Processor
RAM - 5GB
GRAPHICS CARD - Nividia
I run a registry cleaner everyday to get rid of the leftover keys your unistalled files leave behind
I also use the kaspersky antivirus. Norton is a kind of program that affects the stability of ur system confirmed already.
i blocked so many start up programs which lets me boot up faster.
My base score is 5.9 because of my processor which is a very good thing.
my system has never for once crash despite the fact that i have so man softwares on it.
I run all my programming softwares on it and it is very fast.
Also make sure you defragment you files regularly because this helps save your disk head traveling farther distances to read programs.
well i think dis all for now.

mohammed is a mortal flesh like u and me and has died therefore can never comeback for the bible says that it is appointed for a man to live once and after dat it is judgment. So my dear Mohammed can never and will never comeback till time for judgment. Jesus on the other hand was God made in flesh dat only came to dwell among men during his life time and after his ascention was when he said he would come back to pick his people home. And dats all. No one else