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Elli-dude:
Lol..The doctrines i received today made me who i am..And i'm proud of myself..

Besides have you imagined yourself RUBBING YOUR STUFF CONTINUOUSLY..

People would say after you applied VASELINE..

guy nw u wan dey lecture us on how to mastturrbate, u do well

Op u hav sinned already even witout banging dat biatch. If God still wan judge u 4 dis ur pathetic boring story u go reach Hell. Op, am glad u didn't do anything wit dat lady but pls u ar definitely nt d first person to refuse sex so relax bro. Dats y I said u nid sex cos wt sex u wnt b thinking lyk a pusssy ( posting dis shiiit on nl)

Virgin Finder: @OP
Thank God for you.
I've been in your shoes a couple of times and escaped to the glory of God...
Once in a while, I wish I did but today I am grateful I never did...
May God help you remain chaste till marriage.
God bless you.

Most of those abusing you on this thread are still virgins or experienced mastturrbators.
They were expecting to read another wholly descriptive sexxx tale but were disappointed.

Don't let them frustrate you.

Peace!!

how sure ar u dat the op does nt mastturrbate? ''Virgin finder'' lol. Guy nor come claim virgin 4 here, u even mastturrbate pass d op

Op u nid help. Nw I dey feel say u 4 really fucck dat grl. guy u necessarily nid a fucck in ur life.

bcomputer101: EL_Rufai,
Please where is the list?

I beg help me check if my name dey there!

E get d kain thunder wey go fire this man. I mean Heavy one

guy probably ur name dey among d top five on the list.

@hizomusicmind, i'll follow back

Vessi: me too. I can bet my right arm its not her

bet ur neck, i think it is her

I check ur profile, u nor fat oo, u nor thick but u wide, u spread.

Dis thread dull. Newkiddooo u self dull.

Horayce: Her husband looks like an arrogant person. What's he overdressing for? Moreso than his wife? To emphasize his superiority and wealth over those poor wretched donees abi? Charity that announces itself in the manner they did, pictures and all, isn't charity but arrogance.

smh, God go punish poverty. Na u Mercy Johnson 4 meet cos u nid help pass those widows. Ur own case worst.

Tinyemeka: 3 times and you still didn't answer the qustion.
Why go for the mouth instead of the eyes?

am sure d man had no clue dat d vulnerable part of d crocodile's body is its eyes. Besides he was probably tensed up then. Put urself in such situation and dnt claim u will act cool,calm n collected

Tinyemeka: What does this one mean?
Who said anything about the boy dying?
It's an unfortunate incident but I believe the man goofed. He should have begun by attacking the animal's eyes first. What was he poking the mouth for? To tickle it?

na ur type dey take pics wen such unfortunate incident dey happen. guy u nor get d balls to do wetin dis heroic man do

Tinyemeka: What does this one mean?
Who said anything about the boy dying?
It's an unfortunate incident but I believe the man goofed. He should have begun by attacking the animal's eyes first. What was he poking the mouth for? To tickle it?

na ur type dey take pics wen such unfortunate incident dey happen. Guy u nor get d balls to do wetin dis heroic man do.

Tinyemeka: What does this one mean?
Who said anything about the boy dying?
It's an unfortunate incident but I believe the man goofed. He should have begun by attacking the animal's eyes first. What was he poking the mouth for? To tickle it?

na ur type dey take pics wen such 'unfortunate incident' dey happen. Guy u nor get d balls to do wetin dis heroic man do.

Tinyemeka: What does this one mean?
Who said anything about the boy dying?
It's an unfortunate incident but I believe the man goofed. He should have begun by attacking the animal's eyes first. What was he poking the mouth for? To tickle it?

na ur type dey take pics wen such 'unfortunate incident' happen. Guy u nor get d balls to do wetin dis heroic man do.

poweredcom: blooddy slu.t...i bleeped her in ikeja...GRA.se to know her way back before she went to music...i hammer her nio pity was it 5k i gave her ..2008 back then..omo she suck my pole ..

no wonda ur lyf dey miserable. She don b star without clothes and even wt clothes.

ifex370: i won't drop any reasonable comment,since i dint make fp...

guy even if u drop comment 4 frontpage e nor go dey reasonable.

Rayvene: SMFDH
This niggah must be smoking a brand of weed that hasn't been discovered by the rest of mankind.

My brother,pass the poli to the left hand side.

he smokes d ''venom of a toad'',it is a kind of weed. U cant try it, u will talk to d devil directly.

@op, na catarrh dey worry u, go take medication.

Stephenomozzy: A conversation that ensued between Akpors and I over this ''lady's'' pic:

me: akpors how far come see o...

Akpors: (he rushes curiously towards me and looks into my phone) wetin be that na?

Me: sho! U nor see the girl make gir hair for everywhere.....

Akpors: guy shut up......na today u know her! That one na the twin sister of jim iyke na....u no sabi trace resemblance of the face!

Me: akpors how dare u say such a thing dont you know that i will comment this on the thread!

######no strings attached!!!!

guy d joke boring, e dey make me think abt my life. Like wtf am i doing on Nl

Lol,am so so happy 4 dis pastor cos he finally performed d miracle. What, u dont mean it :-O? Yeah 4 real, he walked on hot boiling water in Hell.

4, yeah i kinda lyk dat. I dnt nid a gal dat wuld 'baby mama drama hammer me' . I nid a lady lyk 'mama peace' dat speaks gud english tho. Jona no vex ooo

E jst remain to pour palm oil 4 d cow head, another 'god' don emerge.

This shiit is miracle, jst touch the fifth leg of the cow and give birth to boys dat will make lyf unbearable 4 u. I love India, c as dem package d cow (diety tinz)

holy cow!

Holy cow!

Holy cow

jamislaw: dat's gud dem.

guy i nor care abt d 'eve' wey u mix wt water put inside fanta plastic bottle. I am more concerned abt ur english.

Orikinla: In Nigeria, Boxing Day has been abused and misused by those who pretend to be 'Christians", because they hardly remember the poor on this day.
They buy gifts for themselves and go on picnic to spend more on their selfish pleasures.
Seriously, are the true Christians in Nigeria up to 1% of the population of the nation?

my guy stand, u don sit on top P

Lol, d guy na gospel artiste 4 9ja, 4 wan small church again, d wife kan dey wonda why he broke. Even blind man skip guy audio CD pick another one

D day u get ur first kiss d whole Nland knw. Wetin go happen d day u get ur first f:_:ck. Abeg nor stab ur brother 4 chest ooo.

All dese guys wey dey claim holy virgins 4 here, na mas_turbation(self-service) dem dey do. So f:_:ck all ya bloody mofos.