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All these guys wey dey claim holy virgin 4 here, na masturbation dem dey do. So f:_:ck all ya.

Oluwaseytiano: Abraham, Caleb, Jabob, David, Solomon, Ruth, Esther, Gideon, Samson, Saul. Anybody know what all dis people had in common?

hmmm.... Weed?

onila: Teamvirgin#

u wey ur punnany wide we fit build house inside

onila: Teamvirgin#

u wey dem dey draw sperm from ur punnany like well. Teamf:_:ckvirgins#

emmyskies: goddess abi?? No wonder they are making progress as such. The devil is truely the ruler of this world. Big names, big countries, fame and so on. Brethrens, forget the vanities in this world. Turn to GOD, so we can together inherit our portion in GOD'S kingdom prepared for us. Righteousness and holiness in christ will take us there. JESUS CHRIST is the saviour. GOD bless you all.

na ur type dey help devil make fire 4 hell. Bloody religious mofo

d next topic to hit d front page might be ''Pet Lions shows-off Ateke Tom's crushed bones''

Dnt be disturbed by those telling u dat oau is a difficult sch. It is nt difficult, jst concentrate on ur goals 4 being in sch. If u gained d admission urself it means u cn do grt tins. Jst be calm, oau is easy.

It is true God repaired d galaxy tablet, but presently it is nt working.

The guy get cough 4 brain. wen e dey piss put inside d grl dat time e nor knw. The guy is d problem. he suld work on himself

lari03: Michael Sambo.
Margaret Amure.
Linda from Sierra leone.
All point to the fact that if you do not know, be reminded that God is not a respecter of persons, his standard is high yet achievable. So be warned. At times christians forget that a lot of deception is in the world and man fell as a result of deception. The bible says our adornment should not be outwardly, but that of a sober & quiet spirit.
When Jacob wanted to worship God he told his family to purify themselves and take off all jewelry in Genesis 35.
I always remind myself that "many are called but few are chosen" these were Christ's own words while on earth so search yourself as I search myself too, in my conduct and appearance am I different from an unbeliever? Remember the bible says all who will seek to live godly shall face persecution; are your views popular and accepted by the world? remember 1st john 2 tells us friendship with the world is enmity with God, is your body being presented to God as a living sacrifice as mentioned in Romans 12:1-2 ? I close by reminding you that a sacrifice is often costly.

Go n Die. U go carry ur preaching go hell, na u go make devil repent. Mofo u go dey share christian handbill 4 hell.

Lol, Linda wey wan guy f:_:ck b4 she give d prophesy. Na Linda go b spokes person 4 hell, her name go dey among first five 4 book of hell. @highyo, u dey high on toad venom. Na only God knw who dey truly serve am. It is ironic how she prophesied abt hell, it jst goes to show wer she wil end up wen she finally kick(probably f:_:ck) the bucket, cos she is definately a cheap LovePeddler. Bloody hypocritical christians.

Booty4me: space for sale to dance skelewu

pls someone shld check if am viewing this thread

Thank you

guy , u get measles 4 eyes?

Phobophobia- the fear of pu_ssy

agabaI23: When did Jonathan become the police? When did Jonathan become the Judge? Is he the EFCC? Are those bodies not independent bodies?

my guy so u believe say EFCC and ICPC na independent bodies 4 real? Guy u nor gullible oo, u gull

dis mofo called 'Doyin cube' jst dey spice up gej(pu-ssy) political career

No matter how long u guys argue on dis issue, u cn never come to an agreement. Believe me i hav argued dis several times b4. Jst serve God as the Holyspirit leads u.

hmmmm do u knw a lady is giving me head (Mouth Action) right nw as i type

vanguard1: Safe journey Nigeria's best president ever, may God take and bring you back

if GEJ is Nigeria's best President ever,, then dia is no hope 4 d future.

@op,, since u ar a teenager u can as well screw a child of 5-12years old. @op,, u ar a moda-fuc-king dimwit.

Opytim: @op, dat number one and two are so true. I loved this guy because he met many of my expectations nd my friends alredy liked him cause of his cute looks but we split cause he believes in premarital sex which i don't.

yawns,, i also dnt beliv in premarital sex. Can we hook up? I beliv in straffing tho

i tink nt believing in any God is the best tin that can happen to a man

Big4wig: If i ain't getting d pussy,no spending noni.

A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as
it comes home, it rushes & bleeps all the
153 hens... The farmer is impressed
thinking about the eggs the hens would
hatch. At lunch, the young energetic
rooster again screws all the 153 hens. The
farmer got tensed up now. Next day, he
finds the rooster bleeping the ducks & the
geese and parrot too which scared the
hell out of him. Later that day, the farmer
finds the rooster lying pale, half-dead &
vultures circling overhead. Farmer says "You
deserved it, you Hot little bastard! U
deserve this "The rooster opens one
eye,points up & says "Ssshhh. Let them
land, I've never bleeped a vulture in my
whole bleeping career"

as if dis wasnt bad enuff ,d farmer got home only to meet d rooster banging his wife

mtchweeeew,, dis one nor b new tin na,, e plenty 4 my village. We don dey even pass am tru pipe nw. our own village water fit even raise d dead.

@op, na u go b first in command 4 hell. You go dey giv devil orders.

@op,, happy independence day bro and may ur gentle soul... In Hell

Help4rmme2u: what was the outcome oo

d strike has been suspended., just read it frm d punch newspaper,, 16/11/1973

luggy: which particular area this afam power plant is covering, is lt east, west, and north. , people from west, north and east, meanwhile wat happy to other plant, This is political from opposition., they want to distroy gej his goverment

gud morning sir, i hav to point out dat u ar very dull sir. Gej dnt giv a f-uck abt u. U ar a douchebag sir

Ironically, he nailed his balls but he culdnt nail d protest

u all are bloody mofos,, God does nt support all dis religions chaos. Must u all relate anytin all dis visionless leaders do to religion? U guys ar just killing each other for nothing.. God is laughin @ ur foolishness,, cos i dnt tink anyone of u is truly serving God

tintingz: Why are christians using David as an excuse to dance in the church, I thought christianity is all about chris-like did Jesus dance in the temple. Later they(christians) will tell us the Old testament bible is old law that the New testament bible is their new covenants #confusedFellows

gud evening sir, bt i hav to say dat u ar very dull sir. So because d bible didnt gv account of Jesus dancing in d church mean he didnt dance? Do ur bible give account of Jesus taking his bath, or Jesus using d toilet, or do ur bible gv a blow to blow account of what Jesus did in his days on earth. Jesus didnt dance bt David danced, i guess David is d child of d Devil.

Na eclipse of d earth happen 4 my area

Foxy_Flow: the cork does nt look sophisticated enough

bro, what do u want d cork to look lyk, cap?