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Jokerman:
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Oga is this genuine or you are just joking(from your moniker)? #nooffence

All of you turning this place to royal rumble ground, should carry themselves elsewhere na.

@DeeOLAG: Run like usain bolt...it's A SCAM!

This no be ordinary beating o...more like panelbeating!

This girl yansh, just like MMM has crashed!

Remyboyhefty:
afonjas very usless set of people

Oga na who offend your ancestors? Ok...na MMM. Sorry!

Na him money. Make e flex am!

jchuchu:
No better goodnews for nairaland again
1$=1000 pls

Ppl don leave buhari mata dey mock mmm participant

Useless country

Dis country some ppl dey hate to dey see other ppl dey progress, nd dm plenty for dis nairaland



Fvck bastards


quote me to talk rubbish make God punish ur whole family der


Blac monkeys

Oga na who send you?!

wowmenow:
Can zarah buhari have a responsible daughter like this

Oga waris the connection abeg?!

Heard they did BVN and bank details verification yesterday at ado-odo/ota LG...can anybody confirm if they are there now?

McSterling:
Check this link. I saw some things there.

http://www.webdatatutors.com/dpr-firs-past-questions/

Oya here is the link to download the past questions! I don do simple google search for una.

pryd:
Hi Prodigee,

I'm only helping a friend share the info, I reckon it's marketing. You could still try though.

Alrite...thanks!

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pryd:
Job opportunity at Custodian Life Assurance for applicants with a minimum of OND.

Only shortlisted candidates will be invited for an interview.

SEND CV TO: efe_mena4u@yahoo.com

INTERVIEW DATE : 6th December, 2016. VENUE: 9, Hughes Avenue, Alagomeji, Yaba, Lagos.

What's the job role sir?

beebi5:
I have 2:2,more than 26.got an invite and currently on training.

Madam are you implying the offer is closed?

UniQuegrACE:
ok

Y your nose cum big like this?

x12345678x:
My friend went to port Harcourt local govt area to see if he could get verified...to his utmost surprise no local gvt official in d capital knows anyfyn bout any npower or posting....i laff wan kee myself wen e tell me. Naija we hail thee!!

lol...na so for ado-odo/ota LGA for ogun state...dem jus dey tell pesin say dem neva get communique from FG. E com feel like say na mars pesin jus com from. Honestly, the whole thing looks like a sham! When will we ever get it right in this country?!

Kenya and weird news...smh

faites:
I applied for a public relations position. My question now is, are we (non engineers) required to do all those calculations or are we getting separate questions?

I believe the questions will be strictly based on your field. Now they shouldn't expect someone with your background to know even the rudimentals of courses such as physics; for instance where questions are dealing with acceleration, speed, time and distance. Again, i don't see why they would first group the applicants into two - graduate and experienced, and then further group the graduate trainee into various fields, comprising the environmental, management, administration, engineering, and so on. My advice to you will be to practice your GMAT well, know your field's core subjects as well, and do the sections you can in GSE(dragnet format). All this people shouting dragnet don't even know if they are the ones to conduct the tests. So don't get yourself too worked up! Just be adequately prepared...Shikena!

When going out feels like the world will end...yeah, know that feeling. Your temprament is probably a mix of melancholy/sanguine(cos of you like to talk alot). Damn! Hate it when someones tells me "so you can talk like this". In my mind i'm like, "duh, cos im not a parrot, and i choose to talk, when i feel like talking". I believe we introverts are just wired differently, are deep thinkers, very intellingent and highly creative. So there's nothing to be changed in us, THEY should be the ones adjusting to us.
And oh! we do get MISUNDERSTOOD always.

greenhulk:
Thanks but I'll pass. Dialed the code and its asking me to pay 5k for 10gb, 2k for 3.5gb. Wtf... where's the surprise? These are normal plans. Plus I already have phone bonus for double data so 2k normally gives me 7gb.

Oga...how does the doulble data work?

shestrong:
ure right though still I can't hlp but watch dem all

Abi na!...as horror na horror; gotta show love to them all.
Have you seen these tv series: The X-Files? Fringe? They have predominantly horror elements and themes

nelslimKicks:
I prefer the ocult, spirits and those about possession. Seen the possession of Michael King; The unborn?

Same here! I'm not much of a fan of the bloody and body-mutilation types; find them kinda irritating. The Unborn is pretty scary though.

shestrong:
Aww! av seen dem all,dats nice but pple think horror movie lovers r strange or weirdos,do u think so of urself

Nah...i just think we are wired differently - special. It's kind of funny though; ironically i'm quite a fearful person, but when it comes to watching really scary horror movies, i don't get that scared. Just a little though, because that's the real fun in horror - getting scared!

How do i feel? Well i'm not so scared whenever i watch them; even prefer watching them at night. Though, i prefer the ones that are more of the supernatural and psychological sub genres to the gore(bloody) ones. Love horror movies alot - Evil Dead, The Exorcism Of Emily Rose, House Of Wax, Scream 1-4, The Grudge 1-3, Cabin Fever 1-3, The Possession, The Omen, The Unborn, The Haunting In Connecticut, The Exorcist 1 & 2, Nightmare On Elm Street, Texas Chain Saw Massacres, The Wicked, Jaxon X, White Noise, The Ring, Dark Water, The Purge, The Silent Ones, The Conjuring, The Uninvited, Missed Call etc etc.