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The couple ought to communicate bettter. Grinding, fingering, face sitting and mouth action can make a woman come anytime. Oga should do these before sticking his joystick into her. Any normal human being can enjoy sex irrespective of age or number of children!

candelahria:
I think she meant "Coleslaw"

Coldstone ice cream! It is a delight!

TOSIN116:
I meant the future
didn't you go to school?

Next time, say what you mean and mean what you say!

AgentGoat:
Your moniker is 2006? Twale sir!!

Thank you. Thank you. You will live long. You have respect for elders!

Everybody can shoot bullets including FFK. Change begins with him! Jokers!

E go do you like film trick!

AgentGoat:
You are feeling too important why?



And your opinion on this issue is wack.
You are likely to fall mugu to one unintelligent slay queen that will ruin you financially and you ll still happy that you are been man enough.

I like the lady pocohantas abi wetin. I don't know why some folks hate her here. She's intelligent.

He is a keyboard activist. I can nearly bet he has never even taken care of a woman, ever!

MRSoftapples:
Bros,, so you mean you can't give or spend 6k on a lady without demanding for sex from her?

Haba bros,, I'm not saying I'm rich o,, but as broke as i am,, 6k is nothing, i mean absolutely nothing if you are a real man..

See your mouth like real man. 6k is nothing indeed. You better teach your daughter not to collect such favours if she is not willing to pay for them one way or another!

Wiseandtrue:
I will be the judge of that when I see your pishure too!

Even if im fine pass Seun, does he own a nairaland? Don't mortgage yourself into poverty because of fine boy please.

Richdad50:
This only happens in Yoruba Land

Your tribalism..... Disgusts me sir!

Op, you deserve to be tied in shackles and flogged publicly! Your senses have taken leave of you!

Ordinary could mean the man no dey do long distance na. As in ordinary taxi driver as opposed to airport taxi driver!

pocohantas:
Is there something I don't know about my username?

I love the Disney film, Pocahontas, that's why I chose this username.
I only spelt it this way to avoid unnecessary mentions. It seems there is something I don't know. You ain't the first to insinuate this.

Hunting a poke? I'm also just trolling.

Lirqur:
Islam worships the true creator. Islam is the most rational of beliefs.

There is no rationality in faith. Islam is just like Christainity. The only difference is in some small details!

chemystery:
Don't confuse yourself here. We are talking about science not religion. It is only in religion that anyone can cook up stuff for everyone without evidence. Scientific facts are replicable. Meaning anyone can stay anywhere in the world and verify (step by step) any scientific claims. So if you are interested to know how the area of a circle was proved, then go study coordinate geometry, trigonometry, Pythagoras theorem and calculus. Mind you, all these topics have their own proofs too which can also be verified and replicated anywhere and by anyone. No believe or faith required. Isn't science fun!?

You obviously do not know much about relativity and other theories such as Schrodinger's cat in a box!

chemystery:
Sorry, I'm not a cosmologist but an electrical engineer. You can ask me questions about electricity instead.

Mind you, mere theory and scientific theory are two different things. Scientific theories are theories used to arrived at conclusions through the scientific method (go read more about that).

Take for instance, the area of a circle is pi * r ² where pi = 3.142 .
Only ignorant people will think that pi = 3.142 is taken by faith. No! But this can be proven through other known and proven mathematical solutions/methods. Now, this is exactly how science works.

And if you don't know the base mathematical solutions that will help you prove that pi = 3.142, of course you are left with no option than to refute it or take it by faith (like you will put it). But science as usual has nothing to do with your faith or belief. You either understand it or you don't.

Bwahahahaha...... It's hilarious that someone wants to use pi to prove the superiority of science! Big blunder! Or else tell me the last figure in the value of pi! The limitations of science submit to God's higher power!

Lol. If this is true, it's sounding like typical APC opposition voice we used to know. Turning logic on its head. You planned a coup, Saraki outsmarted you and you are asking us to answer jamb questions. Lol.

I hope you all are now convinced that the VP was not involved in that undemocratic event of today.

Juliusmalema:
It is no longer news that the masked security forces preventing senators from entering the national assembly are doing so under the order of Yemi Osibanjo.....

He is no longer fit to be addressed as his excellency...he should be properly be addressed as His horrible, a dictator and a miss-leader.

This is cheap character assassination. You have failed woefully!

Hisduchess:
had a similar experience too.he offended me I was kinda angry that I had to tell him that am pissed cos of how 'childish' that behaviour was.he picked on that word 'childish' and refused talking to me anymore.in fact it got to an extent that he cleverly turned the table against me, he became uncommunicative. I started the pleading journey. had to call his close friend to help me convince him to take my calls cos he travelled then yet all to no avail.I just woke up one day and stopped calling him.after a month I called him to wish him a happy birthday and that was it till today. after some months he started asking friends why I suddenly bone his way and didn't do more as par continue the begging but by that time I was fed up with all his shii and ain't in no mood for anymore nonsense.so I just let him be.
I left cos he always wanted to be the victim in any misunderstanding and I will end up being the wrong person. it is very dangerous when people can't admit their wrongs and say 'sorry'.he always has this mentality that am an intelligent woman and therefore i should know everything and shouldn't ever be caught making any mistake. so @op be ready to always be apologising or u take a walk

Why do people beg to continue a relationship? If he no want you, I want you. If I no want you, my friend wants you....etc! Endof!

DonroxyII:
lol, Maturity is key to successful Home ! A man gat to Man up and be in Charge of whatever situation and possessed higher level of good human management !
Be firm when the need be , be sober when d need be , Smiles when d need be ....

I grew up around lot of women (mamma,grandmas,aunties,sisters, cousins..... Maternal and Paternal oo) and From them I learnt a lot ....... Most girls out there today are Drama queens so, I gat a lot of Drama in house sef ....... Also, I am a movie guy (Hollywood mostly) so, I had a lot of exposure in that regard , I use to picture myself in some scenarios and determine what I would have done differently or better .... with that, You learn !! .....

Accounting is my endeavour not Psycology. Though I considered myself a Psychic and I use psychology a lot......

As for ex, it ain't that I don't attached importance to her issues but when someone tend to turn something trivial into a big drama.........

I knew I had a lot of work to do on that girl but unfortunately she couldn't wait for it , she got swayed while I was busy with Masters ...... I allowed her to learn as I didn't fight her braking up ......... I was her first and she mine(but me exposed o) ...........

I knew an average dude can't put up with such excesses so I grin alot when her broke up drama began......Only if she understand out there (Husband scarce abeg) ....... But she can never understand unless she goes there.......u know, When you chop belleful , Na time to find something wey no lost Na !
So, I allowed her without braking a sweat nor feelings. She asked me to fight for her not going away , For where .... My brain told me face ya book and fight for career and in a matter of time she broke up the dude again ........... Me just siddon dey watch in 7D !!! .....

Her killing points was that She is very good academically (Always first 3 in class), Career oriented (Foresight career wise is extraordinary) , Highly Religious (me be badoo oo as I still dey enter , one of her broke up point was I am too lustful as she always commit sex sins around me , she no lie as we can't help it.... e must happen noni plan no plan) and mostly, she will be good for the kids as she is very firm with no nonsense mien .....She doesn't take nonsense from anyone.... I think that's good for the kids (When I ain't around , I know a capable hand is around )!!!

Gawd, Epistle much ooo (squeeze face)

Please anyone that read this textbook should summarise what the heck the dude is saying for me.

MissJoy29:
Thank you sir.

From the way you are respectful, you will make heaven.... And a good wife!

drnoel:
Ur comment is full of flaws. If u read the ops comment he never said anything about nagging or disrespectful so this Ur speculation leaves me to believe that u have no idea what u are advising about.

I suspect you are a woman.... And a nagging disrespectful one at that!

MissJoy29:
Lol....my wealth of experience runs deep honey.

After insulting me the other day, you are the last person I wanna see on my mention.

Aunty stop keeping malice. Jesus is coming soon!

MISEDUCATIONS:
may your womb expire before its time and every pregnancy you get automatically abort itself. may you vagina lose its tightness before childbirth and your breasts become painful when touched by a man such that you go through life untouched and sad.

Bwahahahahaha! But why are you so uncouth?

MISEDUCATIONS:
and which university did you get your medical degree from by the way!

Unilever.

MISEDUCATIONS:
i was a bit too much wasnt i?

You mosy probably suffer from psychosis concealed in a mutiple personality disorder. NL affords you the coverage of exhibiting your twisted other half!

Fakemiracle:
The man said I should not fear that if am scared I should come alone. He will send me 20k for transport and pay for my hotel and feeding. Am to come on Saturday for rehearsal. I will say I have the disease for 15 years.
I have not seen 50 thousand in my life. But many things are running in my head. I just told one of my friends.

Don't do it.

Please only bang a man you can pack to his house when your husband kicks you out. Because as I am seeing you, you will not last in that house.

Loool. I would give away my bluclick satellite and modem for 20k. Support is horrible!

Ok folks, please be cautious about getting the bluclick vsat internet. Support is horrible for now. I got the service installed less than a month ago and for the last 4 or 5 days, I have not had a connection. I might soon spend more money than I used in getting the service installed on making phone calls to request for assistance towards reconnection. Please note, you can't determine your data balance on Bluclick service. You are at the mercy of Syscomptech or any other agency that provides you with the service. With my experience so far, I won't even recommend yahclick. This technology seems to be easily affected by the Nigerian factor! I might have to settle for airtel internet....after spending 200kish!

Nigerian police, come and arrest the OP please.