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Christianity Etc › Re: PICS:Church Members Carry Their Pastor Because His Feet Must Not Touch The Floor by ProfEinstein: 8:07am On Feb 07, 2016
Certain linguistic anthropologist once said that "religion is like a language virus that re-writes pathways in the brain and dulls critical thinking". smh for the black man.
Crime › Re: Mgbajime, The Robber Burnt Alive In Benue State by ProfEinstein: 7:42pm On Feb 02, 2016
[quote author=Sijo01 post=42554088]Wasted generation.




I've been trying to understand the report but the level of bluder/bad English is making it difficult.

To report nor be by force, if you cannot use good English or make good sentence, call for someone to edit before you post, abeg. angry[/quote Worse still the dude is a teacher, SMH.
Christianity Etc › Re: Catholic Priests Dance With Masquerade At An Event In Nnewi, Anambra by ProfEinstein: 11:02pm On Jan 26, 2016
dowai:
Pls this news is fake that's my Alma Mata, St Paul Seminary ukpor, that is our feast day we display alot of culture during our feast days. Pls don't believe whatever you see on the Internet. Ppl can be so stupid. I was there that day
Bro people can be so silly and gullibe, that's igba-mmonwu and odogwu anyammiri.
TV/Movies › Re: If You Had To Be Trapped In A TV Show For A Month, Which Would You Choose? by ProfEinstein: 8:36pm On Jan 16, 2016
Banshee (small town with big secrets)
Nairaland General › Re: Why Do You Follow The Nairalander(s) You Are Following? by ProfEinstein: 11:23pm On Dec 27, 2015
I follow buygala , yuzedo and mad cow because they are my kind of hommies, muskeeto man of mars abi son of lucifer thank you for those insightful threads they really changed my life. very intelligent niggas with deep sense of humour that I so much love. I have really learnt a lot from them than I did at the classroom.
Nairaland General › Re: Christmas Eve: 5 Bad Things That Will Happen Tonight by ProfEinstein: 9:58pm On Dec 24, 2015
Niggas are gonna smoke lot of weed , already on the 5th stick huh huh
Romance › Re: 8 Ways To Know That A Guy Is Not Ready For Marriage by ProfEinstein: 5:00pm On Dec 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
9. Becoming a regular Visitor of the Brothel

I used to be a regular patronizer of the brothel. Wait ooooo !!! Before you tongue-lash me, I never opined that I used to bleep prostitutes oooo, I only said I used to be a regular patronizer of ashowo joint. But now that I'm thinking of settling down it wouldn't be nice bleeping prostitutes when I have a girlfriend.

10. Going for singles" programme just to meet with New Babes

I think I should be awarded a golden medal for this. When I was still very much young, my friends and I used to put on our best attires at the mention of "single programmes" held in churches in our locality even though we were never invited. I could remember vividly when I joined my fellowship workforce and became a choir member just to have the attention of a lady in the choir unit whom I had been fantasizing. But now guys don grow, we don't do that bullshit again tongue


11. Playing Nairabet, 1960Bet, Bet9ja, Baba Ijebu and the likes


Truth be told, guys who are regular patronizers of the aforementioned betting companies are not even ready to marry. nobody should quote me oooo tongue

*Quote me to say rubb-ish and I will show you why elephant is the only mammal that cannot jump*
tongue
Your opinion doesn't count, MUMU
Christianity Etc › Re: Rev. Father Mbaka Visits Buhari And Osinbajo (Photos) by ProfEinstein: 1:52pm On Dec 18, 2015
Umu Ikuku!!! Agudo eluigwe!!!! My Daddy in the lord.
Family › Re: Which of These Punishments Did You Serve As A Kid? (Photo) by ProfEinstein: 7:59pm On Dec 12, 2015
9&8, saynotodomesticviolence#
Food › Re: Photo The Most Expensive Meat In The World Cost $3,200 - CNN by ProfEinstein: 7:31am On Dec 09, 2015
Lalasticlala and seun come and see meat oo
Nairaland General › Re: Confession-by-mouth Time: What Do You Hope To Achieve Before 2015 Ends? by ProfEinstein: 1:55pm On Dec 07, 2015
Hoping to get internship placement before the year runs out. Oluwa bless your pikin ooo cheesy
Politics › Re: Referendum: All FG Properties Will Go To Biafra, Debts To Nigeria - OEAS by ProfEinstein:
Referendum my black asss!!! Where were they when Nnamdi KANU was instigating violence and threatening the sovereignty of the nation?? Why didn't Nnamdi tow the path of seeking for referendum and dialogue instead of instigating violence among the gullible ones. Biafra is a delusion and by the time the federal government is done dealing with Nnamdi KANU for treasonable felony he will understand that everybody is trapped in the zoo and there is no going back.
Christianity Etc › Re: Let's Not Cultivate That Habit Of Replacing Christ With X by ProfEinstein: 7:29am On Dec 06, 2015
Most words that begin with Chris are always shorthanded with the letter "X", stop being fanatical cos it ain't a problem.
Celebrities › Re: Adorable Photo Of Basketmouth's Wife And Daughter by ProfEinstein: 10:22pm On Dec 05, 2015
Sommyangel:
The poster above me... Receive sense
jessom
Politics › Re: Bida Market Where Boko Haram Trades - Daily Trust by ProfEinstein: 11:38am On Dec 05, 2015
Meriekriss:
What should we do with this news now??
You are very useless. Aturu ocha
Politics › Re: Minister Of Interior, Dambazau, Visits Police Headquarters (Photos) by ProfEinstein: 11:14am On Dec 05, 2015
cccxxiii:
Good. Please flush out the bad eggs

I mean the Kwarapt ones.
And what is he ? The golden egg I guess. Mtchewwww
Politics › Re: Dickson Shot Dead By Gun Men In Bayelsa by ProfEinstein: 12:54pm On Dec 04, 2015
kent2946:
Dailypost is reporting that Dickson has been shot dead in bayelsa state,Can anyone confirm this
Get us a link or STFU!!!!
Politics › Re: Dickson Shot Dead By Gun Men In Bayelsa by ProfEinstein: 12:53pm On Dec 04, 2015
shocked
Family › Re: My Dad Wishes Me Death, Please Help by ProfEinstein: 8:32am On Nov 24, 2015
Eddygourdo:
the fact is that you are at fault in everything happening to you. I can tell you categorically that most of the abuse you feel you are bring subjected to are exaggerated because you are viewing everything from the victim perspective, clearly you are disappointing your parents in one Way or the other. No proud parent will treat his or her child like this if not that they aren't proud of who you have become or who you will become. You sulk around your home, you take things too personally and you automatically believe they are against you simply because they disagree with you. Mr man grow up. Change your ways, be a better son, be a better brother to your siblings, accept your lot in life by trying to see things from your parents eyes first, it's in understanding first that people are understood, you haven't ever tried to understand your parents rather you believe they both hate you. I say this with confidence on two reasons, if you are being treated unfairly as the first born son by your father, your mum wil revolt but so far she says nothing and agrees with your old man then u get sko sko for head, and secondly I was everything you just mentioned above, the only difference is that I spent many a night tied up after serious beating for fingering my aunties or throwing my friend into a soak away pit and covering it up in hope he died. Despite my devilshness I played the victim card just as you are doing till I became a man and realised i could have been landlord pickin thanks to the devil's in me as well as my behaviour. The moment I changed my ways to accepting my parents and siblings as my life, I also started understanding them too, after awhile they now understand me too. Cheers
Olodo, are u trying to justify the parents emotional abuse? You must be a psycho like them.. Beast!!!!!
Family › Re: My Dad Wishes Me Death, Please Help by ProfEinstein: 8:16am On Nov 24, 2015
Emzyme:
my dad


U are challenging my àuthority....nw i am extremely introverted.....when am home i cant go out...u ar still a child ...am jst monitoring u its d duty of a parent....

If i mistake stroll ,i have to ans jamb qxtn..and correct too

Going home is a matter of d nigga is broke, if not i got a home in skul already

Its jst dat d effect of 18+ bondage cant b undone in a single day...so i still gat some probs to fix


Am a final yr stud n 1 uni lyk dat
Therock5555
U knw hw many tyms dem don tell me make i go find my fada nd moda cos dem no sure say na dem born me

Dat feeling dat everything u do or even about to do is bad
U see ur mates doing tinz u wouls lyk to do....bt u cant do ...c
If i mention hw many tyms deh have told me lyk
Gov oshiomole to d trader "go and die" nl server go go down


Nigga b urself ...we go survive......deh have lived their lives ...nigga live urs too nd to d fullest....
Am nt there yet bt God knws am tryna Undo their Effect on me



Tried testing d effect of sniper on myself before....buh i no gree die

N.b....pardon my typo......phone shit
Its good to know u ain't alone.
Politics › Re: AUDU ABUBAKAR Reawakens... Live From Obonicha by ProfEinstein: 12:55pm On Nov 23, 2015
Lmao, he rose again like jesus] grin
Crime › Re: Two Nigerians In Street Fight In Italy, One Kills The Other (Video) by ProfEinstein: 7:14pm On Nov 21, 2015
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Travel › Re: 18 Die, 56 Injured In Lokoja-Abuja Road Early Morning Crash (Photos) by ProfEinstein: 7:59pm On Nov 20, 2015
Bad news everywhere since today, end time things lipsrsealed
Celebrities › Re: Nigeria Veteran Actor, Saint Obi, Is A Year Older Today. by ProfEinstein: 12:35pm On Nov 16, 2015
Hawlahscho:
Instinct told me you're a guysad
Anybody who thinks that dude is a woman is a dumbasss
Celebrities › Re: Nigeria Veteran Actor, Saint Obi, Is A Year Older Today. by ProfEinstein: 12:34pm On Nov 16, 2015
kilode100:
My former fccvk buddy wink


E no too sabi but I loved the way he cries when he cums
Anybody who thinks you are a woman needs his/her head to be examined. Eziiii
Celebrities › Re: Davido Buys Three Cars Worth N90m Within 11 Months by ProfEinstein: 5:25pm On Nov 11, 2015
kachic2:
I wish d cars can drive him to heaven. It's all cool
There is no heaven bro, wake up from your delusion.
Health › Re: Beware Of Quacks Called 'auxiliary Nurses' by ProfEinstein: 8:39pm On Nov 08, 2015
Nurse Eliza, giving children foot drop since 1960 kiss
Phones › Re: Good News! Airtel Has Introduced #100 For 1gb Weekend Data Plan by ProfEinstein:
nigeriancuban:
lol at ur q,if they didn't make it for Android I wonder the phone it was then made for...
Lmao, that guy sef.
Family › Re: If Your Spouse Gains Scholarship To Study Abroad A Month After Wedding..... by ProfEinstein: 6:00pm On Nov 08, 2015
2pwesh:
Scholarship cancelled...... He ain't going no where
As uggly as u are u think u have got an opinion embarassed
Christianity Etc › Re: Various Dates Predicted For The End Of The World That Have Failed by ProfEinstein: 2:39pm On Nov 08, 2015
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