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SportsRe: FIFA Angry With Cristiano Ronaldo For Snubbing The Best Awards by professorval1(m): 4:05am On Sep 25, 2019
ipobarethieves:
why are dey Angry? Dey shud apologize and give d award to d rightful owner
All these people that use to watch back of TV..
Please who is the rightful owner??

Messi personally did better than Ronaldo last season!

Even VVD knew that, hence he voted for Messi..
PoliticsRe: We Are Not Aware Of Osinbajo’s Travails ― Senate by professorval1(m): 4:01am On Sep 25, 2019
Blind rubber stamp Senate.

I blame Osibanjo for allowing Buhari to use him!
EducationRe: Look Into Non-payment Of Our 39 Months Salary Arrears, Teachers Beg Kogi Gov by professorval1(m): 3:58am On Sep 25, 2019
No need to beg.
Just endure for the next few months and kick the bagger outta office!
CelebritiesRe: Shatta Bandle: Female Presenter Squats To Interview Ghanaian Dwarf In Nigeria by professorval1(m): 4:15am On Sep 23, 2019
Short, con get open teeth??


Kai Bros,
One SHRINE in the south-east is looking for you!

PS:
Na joke oooooh
CrimeRe: Angry Youths Protest Against 'Yahoo Yahoo' In Delta State by professorval1(m): 5:12am On Sep 18, 2019
grin grin grin
Stop wasting your time ohhhh..
G-boys go hear all this one?
CelebritiesRe: Police Woman Khafi Kareem Denies Copulation After Eviction From Bbnaija house by professorval1(m): 5:06am On Sep 18, 2019
I would deny too if I were you, so just sharap!

And kissing is not intimate again. Which means you can kiss any and everybody. Olo-------!
SportsRe: Obafemi Martins Visits Tunji Disu, RRS Commander (photos) by professorval1(m): 7:55am On Sep 15, 2019
The real number 9.. Heir of sango in terms of shots
RomanceRe: I Have Slept With 700 Men, Including 27 Celebs” — 22 Year Old Ghanaian Socialite by professorval1(m): 7:52am On Sep 15, 2019
So basically you have a bore-hole between your legs? There's no saving you my sister
Nairaland GeneralRe: Alibaba Founder Jack Ma Retires At 55 With $38bn Wealth by professorval1(m): 3:42am On Sep 11, 2019
No be lie.

Go and sit down and be spending $500m every year mehn. Die after 40years and leave $18bn for your children.

You only live once
EventsRe: 9/11: Timeline Of America's Deadliest Terror Attack In Pictures by professorval1(m): 3:37am On Sep 11, 2019
Gurumaharaji:
Wat baffles me is dat most head slammers celebrate this inhumanity....!
Tell the soap not to laugh too much when shear butter is being melted by the sun, for after the sun comes the rain!

Who ever rejoices at the death of another man should watch out for his.
EventsRe: 9/11: Timeline Of America's Deadliest Terror Attack In Pictures by professorval1(m): 3:32am On Sep 11, 2019
To be honest, its tempting to say America payed for their sins in the world war against Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

But kai the casualty was just too much.

I almost shed tears for the innocent people mehn
CelebritiesRe: Neymar Rape Accuser Hit With “extortion, Defamation” Charges by professorval1(m): 3:19am On Sep 11, 2019
Always keep videos when dealing with ladies. Else they'll lie against you and the world will believe them straight up
Foreign AffairsRe: Inside The £8 Million Mansion Where Robert Mugabe Used To Live by professorval1(m): 7:13pm On Sep 10, 2019
muykem:
And in the end it's the same 6 feets
Before the 6feets,
some will still enjoy life more than others..

Don't be a loser!
Foreign AffairsRe: Inside The £8 Million Mansion Where Robert Mugabe Used To Live by professorval1(m): 7:10pm On Sep 10, 2019
Life is short.
You've got to enjoy it as much as you can,

While ensuring you affect other people's lives too.

We dont know for sure what's waiting for us over there..
CelebritiesRe: Mexican Gang Tortures Rapist With Pit Bull, The Pit Bull Mauls His Genitals by professorval1(m): 7:04pm On Sep 10, 2019
This is inhuman and should not be allowed to happen anywhere, no matter the crime alleged..
PoliticsRe: Three Months Enough To Know Any Leader’s Direction – Jimi Agbaje by professorval1(m): 11:11am On Sep 06, 2019
StrikeBack:
I will NEVER pray for any leader
You WILL become a leader one day. You think its easy?
PoliticsRe: Three Months Enough To Know Any Leader’s Direction – Jimi Agbaje by professorval1(m): 11:10am On Sep 06, 2019
Three weeks is even enough, if not for the millions of useless beaurecratic processes that have to be followed.

If governor wants to buy biro, he'll have to follow 'due process' as they call it.

We've got work to do if this nation must move forward
HealthRe: Don’t Spiritualize Masturbation, It Is Healthy and Beneficial – Dr Ayeni by professorval1(m): 11:04am On Sep 06, 2019
Releases sexual tension? The tension comes back in no time mr man.

Dr forgot to add that it creates perverts, as people engaging in d act may have to fantasize about shiii they ordinarily should not.
CelebritiesRe: "I Didn't Have An Account Balance When I Married At 22" Yul Edochie Says by professorval1(m): 10:58am On Sep 06, 2019
Sometimes, hardwork pays!

May God bless our sweat too..
PoliticsRe: Okowa’s In-law Freed After A Ransome Of N150million by professorval1(m): 10:54am On Sep 06, 2019
Kidnappers should enjoy death sentence when caught mehn
Music/RadioRe: VIDEO: Tiwa Savage – 49-99 by professorval1(m): 6:55pm On Sep 05, 2019
sonnie10:
Who can decode the number please
Scores of a basket ball match between South Africa and Nigeria!

grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Mob Strips 2 Thieves Unclad In Imo State (Photos) by professorval1(m): 3:13pm On Sep 04, 2019
Good for them..

I wish these thieves called politicians could get same treatment
LiteratureRe: The Badboy Diary / Fiction Story by professorval1(m): 6:25am On Aug 16, 2019
Awesome storyline. Can be greatly improved though!
PoliticsRe: Caption This Picture Of Buhari And His Guest by professorval1(m): 3:41pm On Aug 15, 2019
But wait oh,
It seems Baba is telling him to manage, that times are hard.
Look at Bubu's palms..

Next level!
PoliticsRe: Simon Achuba: Yahaya Bello Hasn’t Completed A Project In Four Years – Deputy by professorval1(m): 3:36pm On Aug 15, 2019
SultanOfAbia:
End Time Deputy Governor..
I can swear you know nothing about Kogi.
Apart from His aides,
I haven't seen ANYBODY that speaks well of him.

Dude has to be kicked out in the next election!
Christianity EtcRe: See Church Flyer That Got People Talking. by professorval1(m): 3:11pm On Aug 08, 2019
What nonsense?
So daddy G.O is a gambler?
See his name sef, 'Goodheart Val'.
I can swear his father didn't give him that name.

I won't be surprised to find crowds attending the program.
Nigerians are too too too gullible!
CultureRe: The Nigerian Culture Of Begging by professorval1(m): 3:04pm On Aug 08, 2019
TBH I didn't read everything.

But you dont always have to beg if you totally do the right thing.
The question should be, 'Why do we like shortcuts?'
CelebritiesRe: Police Invites Tekno For Questioning For Dancing With Naked Girls In A Truck by professorval1(m): 2:50pm On Aug 06, 2019
Was Tekno nude too?
Are the girls minors?

Was is Tekno's crime exactly??
It is the girls that should take 95% of the blame,
because it wont have happened without their consent!
RomanceRe: Guys,ever Been Treated This Way?. by professorval1(m): 2:42pm On Aug 06, 2019
Either this was made up,
Or she's below 17,
Or she's getting something from you.

If I'm wrong,
Then you two have that one-in-a-billion kind of love.

Congrats and enjoy it for the 'seconds' its going to last!
PoliticsRe: Three Nigerians Sentenced To Death In Cambodia for drugs trafficking by professorval1(m): 1:27pm On Jul 31, 2019
But isn't death an overly cruel sentence for this crime?
Do they sentence their own citizens to death too for this crime??

I don't blame them, I blame my brothers that went there.
What will carry me to Cambodia??
Lemme keep suffering in Nigeria instead!
CelebritiesRe: Falz Slams Senator Abbo Over 'Democracy Award' After Slapping A Woman by professorval1(m): 1:14pm On Jul 31, 2019
Falz you cannot respect elders ba?
Wait until he tears you a slap!

Meanwhile, Broda Abbo abi what is your name again,
What have we to learn from you?

You're damn TOO YOUNG TO RUN!
CelebritiesRe: Zlatan Ibile Gets A New 'giant' Tattoo Of His Face On His Leg (Photo) by professorval1(m): 1:11pm On Jul 31, 2019
So what now??

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