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I see this man ruling Nigeria one day!

What do you expect from a fulaani man? Its in the blood.

I just hope these journeys will affect our lives positively.

Hehehe, perhaps Baba is now dumb as well as he's daft sometimes.

We dont even need speeches anyway.

We want to see new roads, food prices crashing and corrupt leaders being sent to kirikiri. Das'all

1. Professional sleeper

“I wish I could be paid for sleeping” is something most of us have thought at some point in our lives, mostly right after we have to wake up to go to work. What if we were to tell you that you could actually get paid to sleep? In some cases, you’ll earn a lot (depending on where you sleep).
A professional sleeper is a serious occupation and provides services that are required in many modern industries. From researchers (who regularly need sleep testers for various experiments) to mattress brands that need sleepers to test their products and artists who require sleeping subjects, professional sleeping could be a lucrative career if you advertise yourself well enough.

2. Mourners

Yes. You get paid to cry.
The job consists of showing up to the funeral and staging a believable session of mourning—complete with physically breaking down and wailing. And its normal in China.

3. Futurist

If it sounds like someone who sits around all day and makes predictions like a fortune-teller, it absolutely is—except that the predictions have to be backed by data.
It is one of the more accessible jobs on this list (though not for scientific fields). In fact, anyone can apply to be a futurist as many New Age firms are starting to see the importance of the position. [6]
A futurist’s role is to study current dataand make reasonable predictions about future trends based on that information. A government may employ a futurist to predict social changes in order to estimate taxes in the future. An advertising firm may try to find out what kind of messaging consumers are likely to respond to 20 years from now.

4. Odor Judge

You guessed it (presumably from the title of this entry). Odorjudges determine the best smell for a particular product. Obviously, they have to go through plenty of bad odors, like those from armpits, to come up with a deodorant to counter the smell.
It may sound like a horrible job, but it’s also a crucial one. They also deal with issues like whether a particular type of seafood is contaminated by a nearby oil spill. Of course, you must have a keen sense of smell to qualify for this job, and it may end up paying quite well if you work at a large organization.

Source: listverse.com/2019/05/28/10-weird-jobs-you-had-no-idea-existed/

Night watch don turn him head. Or he's missing that his wildling girlfriend and Denarys.

We all need to be awake to our mental health.

EDIT:
I swear down I didnt know he and the wildling girl are married in life.

Eversince I found out, I've been telling myself 'You know nothing, Professorval'

Pay all this money to go suffer?

Oyibo muumu well well!
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I know say na brokeness make me dey reason like this now. Oluwa answer my call oh

wirinet:
What do you mean by Buhari, the 'anti corruption god' is not being fair in his so called fight? Since when has PDP been interested in anti corruption? We are talking about "corruption is not stealing" and "how much did Jim Nwobodo stole" PDP.

You guys are only interested in Buhari destroying his own party by fighting the major pillars of his party. You guys, want Buhari to arrest Tinubu, Amaechi, Oshiomole, based on what excuse? Conveying money with bullion vans and even planes was excused and explained away during PDP rule, but bullion van became an offence when it's APC.

Now, you guys are asking for Source of Tinubu's, but are ready do die for a custom officer turned billionaire without any source.

Sorry to say, but your pop is wrong, there are small thieves and big thieves. There are pick pockets, there are petty thieves and there are armed robbers. There are also the proverbial pen robbers who steal me and your future, and even the future of your grand children.

You're lost if you think I'm a PDP fanboy.

All I'm saying is that Buhari should prosecute ALL THIEVES, whether the thief belongs to APC or PDP

wirinet:
Why only Tinubu? Do any former governor, minister or any other public officer (including local government councillor ) live within his or her means. What of your own former governors, have you bothered to investigate his means of livelihood?

In Nigeria living above ones means is the norm rather than the exception. Police officers, military officers (lower rank), custom officers, immigration, junior officers of ministries, parastatals and agencies all live way above their salaries. I know very junior navy and army officers that own expensive cars and built houses in lagos and their villages, officers whose monthly salaries are less than N100k a month, some less than N50k.

Perhaps if the big thieves are dealt with, the small ones will have a rethink.

Once I heard my Pops say there is no small thief. All thieves should be dealt with.

All we're saying is that Buhari, the 'anti corruption god' is not being fair in his so called fight.

Kogi alone can provide 1/4 of the rice the country needs. But what are her clueless governors since 1999 doing, NOTHING. Shame!

All those who bought rice and hid, beware. Prices are crashing soon.

Until Tinubu and co are made to prove their sources of wealth as legit, Buhari's anti-corruption war is a scam!

APC are just another copy of the PDP that looted Nigeria in the past afterall.

KGBEAST:
Yeah I do, I want to know if it is possible to do it for FREE, that's why I am asking

I think not. JAMB charges for these services.

I bet you cant even check if your name is on the matric list.

Durentt:
I'm not on a first class but 4.11

Strive harder. Be a leader among your peers. Most lecturers are perfectionists. You need to stand out for them to see you.

A little dose of luck could come in handy too.

Do you have a jamb profile?

DM me your phone number..

Ensure your CGPA never drops from 1st class.

Be very close to your lecturers. Lick their ases if need be.

Dass all!

This is what befalls the man who does not follow his father's advice to marry a wife of his size!

MeshachMARTINS:
dail *#*#4636#*#*
click on the first option, change to wcmd only or lte only

This only works on MTK phones!

iluvkpetus:
I've used airtel 4G and even Glo 4G.......All brought up 2G not even 3G

If the network mode is on 4G and it doesnt even bring up 3G, then its a clone. Under settings, search for network mode

The way these lecturers relate with students, you'll think they're working for free.

And worst still, most will be feeling like gods. Government should owe them all it can abeg!

My brother, death is calling you. I advise you put your phone on silent!

Be playing with death, you hear. You go still die las las. Baast'd!

iluvkpetus:
okay

Ensure the network mode is set to 4G/3G/2G..

Have you tried other sim cards? It could be an with the bands. Some networks dont support certain 4G bands

Relationship?
Haba..

It could be a clone. Screenshot your settings lets see.

Gather here if like me, you've never ever watched an episode of that rubbish of a show!

Go for Economics or economics education.

During my time in Uniabuja, I observed that the political science department is often overcrowded, and plays 2nd fiddle to law.

What did you score in JAMB?

Most of these celebs are criminals off set.

If not who give this one kalash?

Grand father doing nude photoshoot? Na wa oh

30,000 x 37states.
Our future is dark!

aleeyus:
Eno go better for davido

E no go better for person wer don make am pass you? Hehehe.. Go get a life bro!

I hope this is not true. This is a waste of my tax!

And i hope the governor will buy them baby clothes and food too. Iraanu!

I swear down eh, this is fa ke!