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“E don cast, last last, na everybody go chop breakfast!”

Do you consider yourself brainy?
Can you teach Maths or Physics?

You might fare better teaching in a private school or getting a remote teaching job.

DM me; I might have some tips for you.

OLABAMIJI99:
This charlatan again feeling funky, u go tire soon ...

I have said it several times and I will say it again ..
We can never support or vote for anything Christian .
Jonathan is the last Christian president in this country

Muslims will rule this country forever!!

Mumu

This guy is a great guy.

He's just unfortunate to be in the APC

fati2001:
London Bridge is falling down,
Falling down, falling down.
London Bridge is falling down,
My fair lady.


Who are we going to sing this to now that she's no more.

Bottle of 7up for you

Does your friend feel good/excited about coding?

Probably not; and that is why he gets bored and falls asleep.

Energy drinks don’t work like that; if you take one and lie on a bed and close your eyes, you’ll most probably fall alseep.

Have him try different approaches, like learning during the day, or standing at night etc

pansophist:
A woman would rather prefer that you like her but she is not interested in you, than for you not to be interested in her at all. In the first scenario, she holds the power over you, and in the latter, she holds nothing on you. In every relationship, the one who needs the other the least holds the most power, and when you're interested in her, the more influence she has over you.

When a woman rejects a man, she still wants him to retain his attraction towards her. It's about her ego, having fall back options and a need to feel desired. Attention is a woman's greatest currency, and when she doesn't get it, especially from a man she got it from before, it makes her question her desirability and influences, something that she fears the most.

This is soooo true I had to quote you!

Tobichuks08:
Gombe is relatively cheap.
50k should get you a very good and decent house.
Food is cheap
Water may be a problem
Light too may be an issue depending on your location..
Goodluck

Thank you

I have just been posted to Gombe state to serve and will love to have an idea of how much rent one could expect to pay and the cost of living in the State capital of Gombe state in 2021.

There doesn’t seem to be much information in this regard online for Gombe state, much to my disappointment and to other prospective corpers (probably).

Any useful information will be highly appreciated!

Babisha10:
Congrats to him but Davido is way bigger than him

What is your problem exactly?

I’m interested; but how do I know you are not a fraud?

Working remotely is fun.

I am a web developer,
I get most of my clients via Fiverr and have been working remotely, full time for the past 13months.

It can quickly become overwhelming, as atimes I have more jobs than I can handle.

The pay is VERY GOOD, at least compared to the standard of living here in Nigeria. I have a BSc but would dare not leave freelance web development for even a level 12 government job.

Want to work remotely?
Be good at what you do before looking for jobs . Be VERY good. Once you’re good, you’ll need a few jobs to display on your portfolio and jobs will start flocking in.

www.professorval.com

I'm not hating oh but,

Why is this on fp?
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Mad oh!

By the way,
This is just another proof that PASSION is key.

Is there a job you will gladly do, even without any renumeration?

That is your passion. Cling to it. Strive only to get better at it.

You'll be shocked by the success that will eventually follow!

Messi is going no where!
Every Tom, Dick and Harry suppose know this fact naa

What you earn as a developer depends on your skillset, years of experience and clients.

Even though I've been coding since 2014,
On a scale of 10,
I'll rate myself 5.

I earned roughly $390 last month working as a freelancer.

Kizzygentle:
Enough of this rape clouts abeg. So u were all waiting for uwa to die before u would all come out. Shame to you ladies coming out now. Tomorrow we will hear one aliyu raped 1000girls in kaduna 5years ago. Abeg make we hear new things jor.

Rapist spotted!

'intercepted on transit to Ebonyi State'..

One COVID-19 case is enough source of worry Mr Governor.

missimelda01:
You can listen to Op if you're completely jobless and planning on doing nothing useful with your life. If you begin to have doubts in your relationship, confront your spouse and stop acting childish.

One bottle of Erujeje for you there..
You geh mouth!

Am the only one who thinks this virus was created on purpose by one Eastern country and sent to the US to wreck havoc?

COVID-19 is now 'the more you look, the less you see'

Websites are combination of webpages, linked to one another.

Webpages are files, just like Images and Songs are.

When you key in the domain name of a website, e.g www.facebook.com, your browser opens a file called index.html or index.php on that domain.

That is the homepage.
If there is no file called index.html or index.php on that domain,

All browsers are programmed to return a 404 error, which simply means, the file does not exist!

How can you be a Nigerian and not be mad, with the kind of lawlessness and shiiit that happens here erryday??

May God forgive us all

'Hunger surpasses illnesses'

This story is proof!

Remove fire.

Who get the party?

Praktikals:
Mumu thread on the first day of the year. Instead of you lot to be busy strategysing on how to have a good year, you are here arguing about who is more successful among two people who are doing good for themselves. Smh.

Mumu comment on the first day of the year. Instead of you to be busy strategysing on how to have a good year, you are here COMMENTING.

Nonsense ingredients

Damn, this guy just broke Nairaland..
WTF? Seriously, WTF??

I'm sure the baaaastard is as gay as he is mad!

Watch how he'll get unmerited attention now.

But wetin concern mesef?

How did this girl become a billionaire mehn?
By modelling and doing business right?

This world is screwed big time.

You're screwed if you don't think so.

ilevic:
I didn't do any crazy thing. Only crazy people do crazy things

You lie pass politicians my guy. Chop knuckles!

Screwing a girl close to a church.
God forgive me!

Continue to make us proud..

Even though we no know you sha

IDGAFF