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lost her luv.

Heys guys,pls in respect to the replacement exercise usually carried out
By Nigeria customs service,we need comfirmation on when the replacement wil start,and also how wil one go about it in other to get a slot for the job.any useful information wil be apreciated and wil benefit others too

Ymodulus: a to l cannot answer the question.

See let me give u a ru down of how much i will steal.

My Unborn first child. i will steal k for him
my second unborn child. if shes a gal i will steal l
My wife i will steal k
Me i wud steal l

haahahahahaahahah I laugh in jewish,I swear I go sale this country

cold: In my private moments,when I choose to get off Nairaland and other social media and networking sites.I continue my research into the Bible,the Qur'an,God and scrupulosity.And often times one can't help but wonder if God is actually the bad guy and Satan is just the fall guy.The guy that got framed!I'm not a Satan worshiper neither am I holding brief for him.I believe he can plead his own case if need be.I'm just stating the issues as dispassionately as I can

Let us start with the name 'Jehovah'.“The LORD is a man of war: the JEHOVAH is his name.” ~ Bible, Exodus 15:3
In Hebrew, Je or Jeh or Jah means Lord or God [ref].
The suffix “hovah” has the meaning of “ruin, mischief.” (No. 1943 in Strong’s Hebrew Dictionary)
It is another form of ‘havvah’, which is translated “calamity, iniquity, mischief, mischievous (thing), naughtiness, naughty, noisome, perverse thing, substance, very wickedness.” (No. 1942)
Put the two (Je + hovah) together and you get “God of ruin, mischief, calamity, perversion, and wickedness”. And don’t forget ‘noisome‘ – which means it stinks! From the foregoing,one is bound to ask; is Jehovah The God of Evil or Good?

The Wrathful God

“Then the earth shook and trembled; the foundations also of the hills moved and were shaken, because he was wroth. There went up a smoke out of his nostrils and fire out of his mouth devoured: coals were kindled by it. He bowed the heavens also, and came down: and darkness was under his feet. And he rode upon a cherub, and did fly: yea, he did fly upon the wings of the wind. He made darkness his secret place; his pavilion round about him were dark waters and thick clouds of the skies.” (Psalms 18:7-11)
Let us consider that these verses describe an angry (wroth) being, spouting smoke and fire, whose secret place consisted of darkness. This devilish entity sounds like a description of Satan, but believe it or not, actually comes from the Bible as describing God.

God rejoices over death
“And it shall come to pass, that as the LORD rejoiced over you to do you good, and to multiply you; so the LORD will rejoice over you to destroy you, and to bring you to nought; and ye shall be plucked from off the land whither thou goest to possess it.” (Deuteronomy 28:63)

If the religious mind believes that God represents a loving God, then one must wonder about God, as described in the Bible, who would rejoice to destroy.God appears completely devoid of any wit or humor; a mental state that psychologists have observed in many schizophrenics.

I'm always befuddled at how many times this God orders the killing of innocent people even after the Ten Commandments said “Thou shall not kill”. For example, God kills 70,000 innocent people because David ordered a census of the people (1 Chronicles 21). God also orders the destruction of 60 cities so that the Israelites can live there. He orders the killing of all the men, women, and children of each city, and the looting of all of value (Deuteronomy 3). He orders another attack and the killing of “all the living creatures of the city: men and women, young, and old, as well as oxen sheep, and asses” (Joshua 6). In Judges 21, He orders the murder of all the people of Jabesh-Gilead, except for the virgin girls who were taken to be forcibly raped and married. When they wanted more virgins, God told them to hide alongside the road and when they saw a girl they liked, kidnap her and forcibly rape her and make her your wife! Just about every other page in the Old Testament has God killing somebody! In 2 Kings 10:18-27, God orders the murder of all the worshipers of a different god in their very own church! In total God kills 371,186 people directly and orders another 1,862,265 people murdered.

The God of the Bible also allows slavery, including selling your own daughter as a sex slave (Exodus 21:1-11), child abuse (Judges 11:29-40 and Isaiah 13:16), and bashing babies against rocks (Hosea 13:16)Samaria shall become desolate; for she hath rebelled against her God: they shall fall by the sword: their infants shall be dashed in pieces, and their women with child shall be ripped up. (& Psalms 137:9)Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. Wow!Even reading this now makes my blood curdle.Believe me,this is God speaking.
You can add the story of Job here for good measure.

In conclusion,it is safe to assume reading through the Old Testament appears to affirm the observation that God and Satan, if not one and the same, at least work as a team.

bros u beta repent cos u jus declare a war with God.I dnt care wat u said abt the bible cos u wil account for ur statement sumday bt to conclude that God almighty teams with satan is outrageous blasphemy and indeed an open declaration to rebellion with ur creator.I rest my case

onpoint007: In love with a lady whom in want to marry.
I have bin thinking of romantic getaway and propose to her.
ladies in the house, can you please give ideas and suggestions.
Thanks greatly!!

y nt wait for her birthday,u order for a cake.u insert it inside in such a way that wen she cut the cake the ring wil appear and then u wil tell her the 4 magic words.I bet u she wil live to remember that day

Dhelake: Good morning Nairalanders

posting this out of curiosity

Its almost a year since GEJ launched cassava bread .... I still cant get to eat the bread ....

Have u taste the bread??
Hw gud is it??...
Where can someone get it??

I wud ave loved to taste the bread bt then I remembered that my stomach is not a test object

[quote author=Missy_B]Wettin stunniing about the way she looks in that outfit? Whey she looks like a calabash decorated with beads.[/quote]I swear she resemble jacks sparrow [quote author=Missy_B]Wettin stunniing about the way she looks in that outfit? Whey she looks like a calabash decorated with beads.[/quote]I swear she resemble jacks sparrow

Sumtn is hapenin oooo,I hope it teaches a lesson so that they wil start to ave the masses at heart.serious our politicians need prayers oo if nt this new year go bad well for them

Hahahahahaha I laff in latin,this pple won't cease to amaze us atall,well I was expecting that bulldog okupke to come out to disown this kids

Fatdon: A group which purports to be the Youth wing of the ruling Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, has asked President Goodluck Jonathan to resign if he has run out of ideas instead of denying sponsorship of posters for his second
term, which surfaced in major parts of Abuja on New Year’s day. The group lamented that since the President assumed office, he had not shown any competence in solving the myriad of problems bedevilling the nation. The statement was signed by its Publicity Director, Comrade Bala Usman, and its National Director, Mr. Fidelis Uzoka. The statement was entitled, ‘What will Jonathan gain by digging the grave of our great party, the PDP?’ and ‘Resign if you have run out of luck and ideas’. The group said it was high time to save the PDP from the President. It said, “The event of the last few days has ignited outrage and public condemnation because of the deliberate and well- calculated commencement of a presidential campaign by President Jonathan even in the face of his so-called ban on political activities. “This is an unwarranted test of the will and patience of Nigerians, who tried to exhibit high level of tolerance of an administration which seems in the last two years to have lost the focus of true leadership and proper understanding of the ideals of our party’s founding fathers.” Admitting that the right of every member of the party to seek re-election, the group said the display of the President’s posters was capable of destroying the party’s unity. The group added that almost two years in office, “Mr. President has not shown the will and competence to solve the many problems of our country for which Nigerians entrusted him with their mandate.” The group while scoring Jonathan’s performance low, said it was evident that the PDP might suffer its first presidential defeat. Speaking further, the group said the denial by the Presidency that it knew nothing about the posters was informed by the condemnation that greeted their sudden appearance. The group appealed to the President to honour his alleged agreement with party leaders and governors in 2011 not to seek re- election. However, the National Publicity Secretary of the PDP, Chief Olisa Metuh, has denied the existence of any such group within the party. He said, “Let me make it clear that my
response is a mockery of a childish attempt by
a faceless, inexperienced and impotent
persons using a non-existing name or body.”
www.informationng.com/2013/01/2015-posters-resign-if-youve-run-out-of-idea-pdp-youth-group-to-jonathan.html

PDP and it many wahala cnt seize to creat drama in Nigeria.this one na mother-daughter fighting ooo,m watching how this drama would end.

Abdul Adam56: Why didn't he call there name?,U chop there money,why didn't they kill u,heartless governors not only xtians even the muslims kil dem all.

this is a proof that our leaders are using religion to cause chaos in Nigeria,how on earth this kind of person bcome a governor in Nigeria? Honestly he's not being fair to we the ordinary citizen,instead of him to preach love n peace atlist to try to heal the wound already created in our heart bt he chose to cause more tension in the country.God pass am
T

Heartlessness on it peak.women shine una eyes wella b4 una run go marry sumbdy who wil one day turnout to be the reason to ur death.bt Mod whr is th source of ur story

He cnt fool us again.how on earth cn a poster b placed in abuja without his knowledge?he jus wana test our mood to c if he cn sale his candidature

haykay2005: No news until january, from a very reliable source

bros abeg keep us informed if u hear any news abt the replacement exercise.tnx man

haykay2005: Pls,any info on 2012/2013 customs recruiment?I learnt the new recruits will be passing out third week of december,meaning that the recruitment /replacement exercise of new intakes will start anytime from now.
Useful information will be highly appreciated
Thank you

.bros abeg keep us updated incase the replacement ave started january.and pls cn u xplain more on how the replacement is done? Is it that u wil replace someone who has undergone d trainin? Or u wil start work witout trainin.sorry oo jus a lay man question.tnx alot

May God guide them to do justice on our sworn enemies

greatgod2012: Happy New Year to all and sundry.
Yesterday, a friend of mine came to celebrate new year with me. Along the line, while gisting, she told me about how her aunty has been begging her to allow one of her children to live with her and that she has decided to grant her aunty's request. All my explaination on the dangers involved fell to her deaf hears, saying, i was only being selfish and overprotective. But to me o , if im still alive, i dont think i can leave any of my children to live with either a relative or a friend. So, whats your take on this, am i truly selfish and over-protective? What are d dangers or benefits involved?
Expecting your mature responses. Thanks.

.not in this life.one of the major problem is the child may grow without parental love which is very important for the kid to know wat love rili means,almajiri frm the north is an example.anoda disadvantage is,no matter who weda ur immediate sis or bros no one cn treat ur child the way u want.so my answer is HELL NO

Jollyzone: If you found out your mum has tatoo will you still think of her as someone who was down to earth in her prime days? Will you still think of her as someone who is honourable and worthy of imitation?

I would prefer to mind my business bt a little dissapointed althouth depending on the type of tatoo she has.

Could it b dat her frnd initiate her to sumtn bad whic she later regret n that y she's troubled? Sorry pls jus thinking aloug ;DCould it b dat her frnd initiate her to sumtn bad whic she later regret n that y she's troubled? Sorry pls jus thinking aloug

Onegai: Marry her. I can't wait to eat rice at your Divorce party! Errr, I meant wedding party...

D.amn AutoCorrect

Onegai: Marry her. I can't wait to eat rice at your Divorce party! Errr, I meant wedding party...

D.amn AutoCorrect

hahahahaahahaha sis u get hurt temper oooo

Bolan123: Rubbish old report dug out to stop Azazi by the northern born to rule propagandist. Who doesn't know

.c how person de tink abeg.nawao

AOJ4real: I really sympathise with all those who ve fallen to these fraudstars.
And I always ask, most U pay out of desperation to get a Job?
Hard work, determination and continuity even in the midst of frustration with see You through.
And d funny thing is that when U get the Job, You will forget all Ur years of suffering.
I knew no one, had no connections, only fasted and prayed and now an Officer with the Nigerian Army.
You can make it......

.abeg bros u gt idea wen customs go do anoda round of recruitment?

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project8: Pls cn sumbdy wit vital information on when nxt the Nigeria customs wil conduct anoda round of recruitment?pls sumbdy shud lemme kno watsup .tnx alot

project8: Pls cn sumbdy wit vital information on when nxt the Nigeria customs wil conduct anoda round of recruitment?pls sumbdy shud lemme kno watsup .tnx alot

Pls cn sumbdy wit vital information on when nxt the Nigeria customs wil conduct anoda round of recruitment?pls sumbdy shud lemme kno watsup .tnx alot