Celebrities › Re: Themba Ntuli Marries A Tall Woman (Wedding Photos) by projet: 3:41pm On Mar 16, 2019 |
freecocoa: Na so, I didn’t know dick can be erect/elongate before, na you wan tell me.
Oga I don’t know what you all are running up and down for, e get as prick go small reach, e no go give joy so don’t tell me what I know, period!  Lol...what you know? babe you don't have a dick! How can you possibly know how it works? Or do you have a dick? are you an hermaphrodite? The fact u do engage in illegal and immoral sex lol doesn't equate to you knowing how dicks function. You cannot give what you don't have! |
Celebrities › Re: Themba Ntuli Marries A Tall Woman (Wedding Photos) by projet: 2:03pm On Mar 16, 2019 |
freecocoa: But wait o! Will this dude’s Penis be big or what?  dicks irrespective of sizes,just like cunt expand&elongate,in this case erect,once it's erected it can stimulate anything,continuous friction with the vj can reach a climax and can fertilize her. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Who Will Win Champion League Title? by projet: 1:43pm On Mar 16, 2019 |
I feel juve are more hungrier for it. that is now or never for them. |
Properties › Re: These Houses In Ebute Metta Are Too Close To Each Other (pictures) by projet: 10:11pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
those ones at that pix is still better,that same island area in itafagi where that building collapsed and obalende check that area you will see building almost kissing each other,you can easily pass and exchange items with another person in the next building,given its a storey building you can enter the next building through the window from your own building window. |
Literature › Re: Of Sin And Trickery (#1.5 Risen Evil) by projet: 7:31pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
sosa993: Prologue
I didn't plan for any of these to happen.
You might read this and haul names at me: thief, ole, evil-one, but you must know one thing, anyone in my shoes would've done the same thing.
I live on peanuts. Look, it's that bad. You finish with a third class then that's beginning of suffering for you. Even if at all you have a good grade, be rest assured you are likely to teach before you get that good job. For the undergraduates, keep your chin up, read, but don't say I didn't warn you.
I have always wanted to be a writer and since I studied creative arts in the University of Lagos; it was only normal for me to pursue my dreams. Only in my case, I ended teaching these bunch of spoiled rich kids. What's worse? I earned twenty thousand monthly, spend up to seven thousand on transport and the remaining money on basic needs. While I taught these kids in Christ Assigned Nursery and Primary school, I pursued my dreams in writing. I sent out the sample chapters of my complete manuscript, titled Portal of Faili.
You'd think I nailed the title - well, not so much. I got rejections left right and center. But everything changed for me last August, when Christ Assigned school took an excursion to Jericho to visit National Museum Of Unity, Ibadan.
To say it was a bad experience for me would be a lie. Well, it was good until at first; it landed me a publishing deal. Before, I used to think Nigerian publishing houses liked general fiction until my mythology book came through. But my opinion changed as soon as I signed the publishing deal.
It was a short drive since Christ Assigned was located around Aleshinloye. A few kids bullied Tinuke, a dolly eyed, scrawny kid in my class. I ignored. Not my problem.
I lead my class for the museum tour. Every class teacher did. And mine were horrible little monsters. I took them through the big corridors, with scary statues and glass cases full of clay pots. there was still one in particular that unnerved me - a statue of a Yoruba ruler which spun slowly. After I ended tour with the kids in my class, they followed the excursion officer, Mr Olunloyo while I took a tour of my own.
As much as the spinning traditional ruler gave me chills, the books encased in the transparent glasses next to it fascinated me. On the glasses DO NOT OPEN glared back at me. Did I tell you I loved stealing? It's quite uncontrollable. My mother tried so many times to beat the spirit out of me.
"Die demon thief. Emi ole leave my daugher, die!" No amount of prayer worked and now as I write this, I wished things turned out different for me.
The room was subtly lit, one could still make out the striking eyes of the dark traditional ruler. Musty smell of old fabric wafted through my nose. I suspected it came from the shiny agbada the statue wore.
Get what you came here for.
My feet sunk into the carpeted floor as I made my way to the books which were the first thing you'd find on entering the room. All the reasons not to do this come flooded my brain as if my body chemistry just sent them an envelop of invitation. A soft panic grew in my stomach, then travelled through my chest until it reached my throat.
Stop acting like a chicken.
Once I stopped right in front of the glass, I open its lead with shaky hands. There's a rumour that books in museums contained ancient stories. If only I knew the statue protected the books, maybe I would have steered clear. Any way, I retrieved one book, closed the lead and shoved the old, brown book into my handbag. Thankfully, this is a Nigerian museum, and alarms didn't go off.
That day something changed.
Once we left the museum for school, a huge storm brewed, the clouds got blacker than I'd ever seen. I assumed it would rain, but then as if someone tapped me, I turned around in the bus and there at the entrance of the museum, the traditional ruler froze on a spot. Its agbada was gone but still wore a sokoto. Lightening sparked in its eyes just like it did in the sky and its face morphed into cold, hard style.
But no one seemed to notice.
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Hey guys! I hope you enjoyed this first chapter. For those of you that have read my book Fib and axe of Fury, this novella is a figment of what another character in book two will go through.
The major characters in this series are: Fibikemi, Tokunbo and Pekun. In case you want to read more updates from me, then click the link to join my newsletter!
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Also, don't forget Fib and the axe of fury will be officially published on the 10th of June. So please guys, share this news with as many friends as possible. Help an author. Let me blow small. Lol.
Fib and the axe of fury:
Stumbling upon a reaper is weird
Having visions of a massacre is scary
Playing a teenage detective with a magical gift is tiring
Secrets are revealed, friends are lost and trusts are broken...
Mrs. Adeosun has everything planned: hide the 'curse' running in Fibikemi's blood.
After casting a spell on Fibikemi's eyes, she forces her to wear a pair of magical eyeglass once outside the walls of their house with no questions asked. But one day, Fibikemi loses it at the train station and sees something that will change her life forever. commendable piece. hey please,do you know Dr. Tessy's Veterinary Limited in Jericho,Ibadan. 1 Like |
Crime › Re: Man Rapes His Cousin’s Girlfriend In Delta 3 Times, Threatens Her With Knife by projet: 6:40pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
wow....the guy have packs |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter Finals Live Draws & Fixtures by projet: 1:05pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
Rayd502: Liverpool will meet the winner between Manchester utd vs Barcelona. that's true |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter Finals Live Draws & Fixtures by projet: 12:48pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
Ozkar: this one didn't even watch the draw. It's
[(Tottenham vs Man City) vs (Ajax vs Juventus)]
vs
[(Man Utd vs Barca) vs (Liverpool vs Porto)] really nice semi-final prospects.
Tottenham vs juventus
Manchester United vs Liverpool |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter Finals Live Draws & Fixtures by projet: 12:44pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
Ozkar: this one didn't even watch the draw. It's
[(Tottenham vs Man City) vs (Ajax vs Juventus)]
vs
[(Man Utd vs Barca) vs (Liverpool vs Porto)] You are right |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter Finals Live Draws & Fixtures by projet: 12:34pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
Manchester United are lucky to have Barcelona with this they are labelled underdog and as a result will spring a massive upset.Nobody gave them a chance against PSG even though PSG are sissies.congratulations to Manchester United on their seni final progression. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter Finals Live Draws & Fixtures by projet: 12:27pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
winner between Ajax vs juventus will meet winner between Liverpool vs fc Porto
winner between Tottenham vs man city meet winner between Manchester United vs Barcelona all in semi final
my potential semi final prediction Liverpool vs juventus Tottenham vs Manchester United |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter Finals Live Draws & Fixtures by projet: 12:20pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
I like this draw die...correct |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter Finals Live Draws & Fixtures by projet: 12:15pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
I like this juventus vs ajax
Liverpool vs fc porto |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UEFA Champions League Quarter Finals Live Draws & Fixtures by projet: 12:12pm On Mar 15, 2019 |
oya uefa do the shady draw u usually do,give man city ajax then Barcelona fc porto |
Christianity Etc › Re: Yemisi Iginla Is Married In America - LIB (Photos) by projet: 9:53pm On Mar 14, 2019 |
this is really messy |
Crime › Re: 25-year-old Man Arrested For Raping 14-year-old Girl Suffering Down Syndrome by projet: 11:27am On Mar 14, 2019 |
it still baffles me how people get to rape victims in a residential area are they not people living their with them hearing SOS call or notice suspicious action or the victims don't cry for SOS. I don't get it. |
Politics › Re: INEC Declares PDP's Ikpeazu Winner Of Abia State Governorship Election by projet: 9:21pm On Mar 12, 2019 |
sunbilor: The APC candidate is from Isikwuato LGA. He is the CEO of Masters Energy, Uche Ogar. Also he is a philanthropist who has helped many people in his LGA. This is expected. wow...I see,I know masters energy,they were doing some construction work in uturu absu then.That's great. |
Politics › Re: INEC Declares PDP's Ikpeazu Winner Of Abia State Governorship Election by projet: 11:16pm On Mar 10, 2019 |
Emyres: Isikwuato LGA
APC - 14, 146
APGA - 1696
PDP - 3364 I am really surprised by this result,so APC now have a stronger hold than APGa in challenging PDP in abia state,even winning a LGA,is this result for real.I conducted election here as a corper in 2015,then APGA was the main challenger to pdp.No one reckons with Apc then.I'm really skeptical about this particular result. |
Health › Re: Lady Gives Birth On The Road While Going To Cast Her Vote In Port-Harcourt. Pics by projet: 2:48am On Mar 10, 2019 |
Babyforever: Awww I so much love kids if only I can have one  please,why did you said that? |
Politics › Re: Temitope Olatoye ‘Sugar’ Shot In Ibadan, In A Critical Condition At UCH by projet: 1:57am On Mar 10, 2019 |
Lonergem: chai see cultists everywhere I fear una..
This day the cultism is so rampant... at a pooling booth near my house in I.b come a see how all this area boy dey embarrass police and inec official saying if they don't drop money they are not going with the ballot box... still yet they collect one box from them...
when I said area boy they're not all this dirty boy some of them are poly student and majority of them are cultists with arms killing in my area is just like a game and the funniest is that no police man will intervene...
Moral of the lesson don't argue with anyone you don't know especially in student Area they can waste your life like a chicken.. which area be that bro agbowo ui or ib poly |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Paris Saint-Germain Vs Manchester United: UCL (1 - 3) On 6th March 2019 by projet: 11:51pm On Mar 06, 2019 |
No hating Manchester United but I have always knew PSG is a useless club since the day Barcelona beat them 6-5 on aggregate,they are just local champions,Enugu rangers can beat that club.Very useless club. |
Nairaland General › Re: Are U A Pension Holder Did U Received A Mail From Ur Pension Administrator? by projet(op): 6:11pm On Mar 06, 2019 |
Lala please I need public knowledge on this.thanks |
Nairaland General › Are U A Pension Holder Did U Received A Mail From Ur Pension Administrator? by projet(op): 6:02pm On Mar 06, 2019 |
I have been getting repeated text messages and mails from my Pension Administrator to go on their website to update my profile,according to them,they said it was a directive from National Pension Commission in Abuja that ordered them to get their customers to update their profile,my concern is the sensitive requirements they are asking such as bvn number,signature etc. how competent and secure are they in managing such sensitive items? Is that directive really coming from National Pension Commission? if you are a pension holder as well have you received such persistent messages and mails from your Pension Administrators asking you to go and update your profile on their website?Kindly authenticate the veracity of the message. this is the mail I got below I also got a text message.
Dear Esteemed Member, Please be reminded that the National Pension Commission has directed all Pension Fund Administrators (PFAs) to update the records of their clients, following this, we wish to request you to log on to our portal for data recapture via the internet on https:// datarecapture.premiumpension.com . Kindly follow the steps below:
Provide the following login credentials (RSA PIN, Registered phone number with Premium Pension, Date of Birth, State of Origin and Date retirement savings account was last credited). You will need to successfully provide four out of the five parameters to login. Fill the sections and save the entries by clicking on save and Continue (If you make any errors on a previous page, press the back button on the data recapture application to return to the previous page and make the necessary correction(s). Preview the fully filled form aftercompleting the entries by clicking on the preview button on page 5 of the form. To use the live capture on the certification window, click the dropdown button on Photo Input Mode or Signature Input mode. Choose “live capture”, click “Start Camera”, and click on the “snap signature/photo” button to capture the image. If the file size is too large when trying to save and continue, right click the image and select “Save image as”. Save the file to the computer and resize the image, then change the dropdown button to “File Upload Mode”. Click on the button, browse to saved image location and select it. Click on finish and submit to complete the registration
please be informed that the following will be required; National Identity Number (NIN) Bank Verification Number (BVN) Passport size Photo taken on white background Signature (upload scan or photo of signature) Other mandatory biodata information
For further inquiries, please contact us on 09-4615700 or email us at csu@premiumpension.com For Premium Pension Limited Customer Service Team If you no longer wish to receive mail from us, you can unsubscribe Premium Pension, 4 Agwu Close, Off Faskari Crescent, Garki, ABUJA, 900243, Niger |
Romance › Re: Virgin Nigerian Lady, Chinenye Chinen_Yeah, Brags About Her Virginity by projet: 2:16pm On Mar 04, 2019 |
this young lady will be 16or17 years,truth is I don't expect anything less than that,but come and tell me you are still a virgin at 25years or more and not yet married then I will give you accolades |
Car Talk › Re: Oyinbo Woman Finds Massive Python In Her Car Garage(graphic Video) by projet: 1:57pm On Mar 04, 2019 |
she grabbed and dragged it,this white women they are brave o |
Sports › Re: "We Don't Play Playstation Football":Jurgen Klopp To Reporter After Everton Draw by projet: 1:34pm On Mar 04, 2019 |
I am a diehard Liverpool fan since the days of Steven Gerard,but I must say if you stale your treasures for Liverpool to win the Epl trophy you might get burnt,this crop of Liverpool players are not ready to win trophy or their manager is not motivating them enough unlike Manchester City,I won't be surprise if Manchester City retain the title,they are more hungrier for it. Same scenario is playing out in Germany,watch out and see Bayern Munich retain the title.. They rest clubs are just competitors. |
Politics › Re: Buhari Wins All 44 LG In Kano by projet: 11:37pm On Feb 25, 2019 |
My question is, is underage voters now permitted by inec to vote,since nobody or media houses are emphasizing on that malaise. |
Politics › Re: BREAKING: PDP Legal Team Summons Emergency Meeting by projet: 9:57pm On Feb 25, 2019 |
I'm an advocate of good governance irrespective of party affiliations. But I must say that I am really disgusted by the way buhari made this election to go...he can't deliver a credible election just like Jonathan that set an unprecedented example,why can't you give your opponent a level playing ground if you are so sure of the people's vote. I cannot quantum by displeasure. |
Politics › Re: Atiku Wins In 7 of 10 Local Governments In Ondo Official Results So Far by projet: 5:48pm On Feb 24, 2019 |
let me educate you guys a little about electioneering process. If for instance buhari won in this purported states with wide margins of voters as allegedly claimed,kano,katsina,kaduna and some other states but Atiku won the overall number of states including the FCT,then atiku will be declared winner. ie if buhari won more voters lets assume 15million voters overall and atiku enmassed 12million voters but atiku won more states lets assume 21states plus the FCT compared to buhari's 14states won then atiku will be declared winner according to the constitution of electioneering process. same applies to LGA,if a candidate won more LGA in a particular state irrespective of the other candidate scoring more voters but fewer LGA won,he won't be declared winner.This is according to the constitution. Thank you |
Politics › Re: Buhari Defeats Atiku In Ekiti State by projet: 4:49pm On Feb 24, 2019 |
what is the population of Ekiti state. Jeez....they number of voters is damn small, less than 500k.
they don't give a damn about voting o |
Phones › Re: Urgent Info Required For Glo Subscribers On Yakata Package by projet(op): 10:59pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
Marshall2010: 2 weeks Thanks Man....I called their customer care,the lady said 7days.it's not a good deal for me.I have already opted for something else |
Phones › Urgent Info Required For Glo Subscribers On Yakata Package by projet(op): 3:11pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
Please does of u on Glo Yakata that will recharge #500 airtime and get #3000 airtime and 600mb or #1000 airtime and get #6000 and 1.2gb. what is the validity of the data before I recharge it's important please. Thanks |