Promzone:
And this made the frontpage?

true true Nairaland is running out of frontpage contents

Am sure if i create a thread about a house mate that take a sh*t it would make the frontpage too

oshii ile egbe!!!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Men don dey wise


Nobody want pay bills

Anything make you approach women na bills be the next..even if they love you truly...you must pay bills....the only difference is that they might reduce the billing if they love you but it doesn't stop them from billing you...even our female siblings at home dey bill us

That gender is Synonymous with billing

Even this three baby sisters of mine derive pleasure in billing me....they don't subscribe..they on my hotspot every evening and chew gum me to browse..one will sit on the bed..Two will sit on the floor...
A day without a woman billing you is a day wasted

Johnnycastro18:
Mine was Many years ago while I was still young, NEPA just brought light in the street so as usuall we all ran to one of our friend house to watch Chinese film the name of the film was I think " drunken master" by jachie Chan, this friend of ours his father had travelled so while we were all busy watching our chinese film the dad arrived home from his journey that very day and entered into the parlour and was standing at our back also watching the movie while standing, we dint even notice when he came in because our attention was fixed on the TV, all of a sudden we just heard someone pollute ( fart) so loudly that we all turn back immediately, it was our friend father who just arrived who polluted , we were all shock, the man just stood there smiling sheepishly as if nothing happen, wen NEPA finally took there light and we all came out of the house I decided to bring the matter up, I dint know when my friend who's dad polluted gave me a flying smack down, for claiming his dad polluted in the parlour, I just collapsed

VeeVeeMyLuv:
Someone's neighbor's kid suddenly spat on his head from the top floor of a storey building while everyone where in a jolly mood having a swell time.

Bahamas95:
"You're too young for me"







3months later aunty was begging me to stop cause I almost shifted her womb......I just dey use wickedness pound her, I hate being underated.