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"Guy, what was the shade of her nipples - dark or pink?" My female cousin kept asking me while laughing. She won't stop teasing me with it even after many years.

This was a day a woman accused me of peeping at her just because I passed by her bathroom window while she was taking her bath.

I felt like the ground should open and swallow me up. The only consolation I got was when her brother-in-law told me not to worry that the woman is a troublemaker.

This happened almost twenty years ago but its trauma still hovers. I may not be the best guy but i have never peeped at a girl before. It's not everyone that knows how to overcome this sort of things easily.

I am touched by this girl's case. I pray she regains her freedom.

Sorry John!

See mama rocking Balenciaga and flexing in the air @pic1 and @pic2.
I can see that you loved your mum. May her soul rest in peace.

This man will make a career in comedy. See as I laff throway soup for ground. Jeez!

NECO should be commended for their prompt response to the happenings in the country and their sensitive consideration of the students.

The image is inverted. This deprives the comparability. In all, appreciation is well in order.

Righteousness89:
You Must do..
The Ear that refuse to Hear will Go with the head..

Brother John...!
I pray God keeps blessing you with those sweet preachings not this street language.

In the image below, see what I saw on WAEC's official website when I opened it day before yesterday. I was surprised. I wanted to create a thread on it but I felt I should reach them first so I sent a message to them to correct it. Till this moment there is no response to the message and there is no correction as well.

PS: Please anyone who is good in and passionate about English should help Nigerians on the usage of the following words.
1.) They/ There
2.) Have/ Has
3.) Been/ Being
4.) Were/ Where
5.) There/ Their
6.) Had/ Heard
7.) Will/ We

She was already a doll. Maybe she wants to be a dullard this time. Her money, her dullness!

And where did she get such amount of money from?

helinues:
Wow

All EPL live matches or selected ones?

It is EFL Championship not EPL ooo.

I like watching badass Maths prodigies do their thing. It makes me believe there are higher dimensions than we know.

If the question "who is bankrolling this your political tour?" is for FFK, what question would tempt Kalu to show his true self?

Me: How much of the citizen's money is still in your possession?

As an Barca fan.

Messi: I want to go and win everything. I have to leave for Man City or PSG.

Me: Please hang in here. Together we can manage La Liga first, then Champions league after one season

Messi: I want all at once.

Me: A breast in a man's mouth is worth two in a woman's brassiere.


Disclaimer: This conversation is the mind of a Barca fan.
I, Prospero, remain a gunner.

He didn't leave his beards, finger nails and brows - only hair on his scalp.

Na wa ooo!

catwalq:
I don't believe she's the one typing such blunders

It's hard to believe she typed that. Even her last child would do better. I suspect someone must have had unauthorised access to her account. I'm surprised.

fergie001:
...I remembered his tears alongside Rothen, on that fateful night at Schalke 04 in 2004 when they lost the UCL final to Jose Mourinho's Porto...

Fergie001, it was not Porto vs PSG.
It was Porto vs Monaco.
It was Evra's team abeg.
Get your facts right.

Seriously, I used to think that these stories of one man marrying two women same day are lies.
I would feel so awkward attending such a ceremony as a friend or family, not to mention when I am the celebrant.

Source?

Chairman, off the mic.
Off the mic, please.

source?

See how this woman be sniffing around people's businesses. When she was busy enjoying the ill-gotten fortune providence brought her way, no one knew of her troubles. Then she attended the best schools, traveled overseas and other luxuries. Now she is either begging for alms or using mischief to claim some nonsense investigative journalism thing. Her sanity should be examined.

I like so many things about this people- their simplicity, calmness and ambience of the photospot. I like the couple.

This baba was a forerunner to Naira Marley. He was a Marlian in the 80's, he is a Marlian now and he will be a Marlian till...

tillaman:
thanks a lot sir!

How about you lift (copy and paste) my summary and put as your comment on the first page so more people can get Dele's message?

It's just a suggestion, anyway.

tillaman:
I tried to read everything but I ended up quitting
It’s too damn long
Those who were patient enough to read should summarise to lazy readers like myself

These are Dele's points.

1.) The head of EFCC can only be truly independent if he is appointed by an independent body like the Senate, possibly from a short list of 3 to 5 candidates nominated by the Police Commission and not the Executive. This police officer should spend only one term in office and must be absorbed back into the police force upon the completion of his tenure.

2.)The head of EFCC should not be appointed based on ethnicity, religion, quota system, zoning, Federal character, gender balancing, godfatherism, nepotism and all such nonsense.

3.) The EFCC should formulate a standardised approach to fighting crime. They should stop going after alleged criminals as if it is a personal vendetta. Alleged crimes should be investigated critically and diligently before approaching the courts. The EFCC should stop being the accuser, prosecutor and Judge rolled into one.


I hope the summary helps.

Zlatan is The Ball, The Goal and the Stadium himself. The Indaboski Bahose of football.

I love his vibes, though.

Oh, my Arsenal FC!

I think the human evolution theory curve has long flattened. It is now in descent.

PS: Humans may become monkeys by 2080. Who knows?

Hehehehe!

That Mommy's girl must have seen things.

atheistandproud:
The processor or SoC (System on a chip) of a Smartphone can be thought of as the brain of that smartphone.

This processor contains several things. The most important of which are CPUs.

A CPU or Central Processing Unit is responsible for carrying out the tasks and managing the functions of your Smartphone computer.

Your Processor in your Smartphone may contain several CPUs.

Each of this CPUs inside the SoC are referred to as a CORE.

If a processor has:

1 CPU, it's called a Single Core processor

2 CPUs, it's called a Dual Core processor

4 CPUs, it's called a Quad Core processor

6 CPUs, it's called a Hexa Core processor

8 CPUs, it's called a Octa Core processor

10 CPUs, it's called a Deca Core processor


Types of CPUs for Smartphones (Android)

The main company that designs CPUs for all androids is called ARM.

They then sell their design to SoC retailers/manufacturers who then use the design by ARM to build their own Unique CPU.

There are two types of CPUs widely in use in the market now to build SoCs. They are:

1. The ARM cortex A50 series which are used for only light tasks such as making calls, scrolling through FB, WhatsApp chatting, reading an eBook etc.
The A50 series consists of A53, A55 and A57

The exception here is the A57 core which is a powerful core used for heavy tasks. It is the predecessor of the A70 Series. (thank you @Naijasensei)


2. The ARM cortex A70 series which are used for heavy tasks like HD gaming, Video calls, Screen casting etc.
The A70 series consists of A72, A73, A75, A76, A77

A77 is the best currently in the market.

A few questions people may want to ask...

1. Do more Cores equal a better performance?
Well yes and no.

Yes because more CPU helps share the load of processing data and outputs the results faster making apps feel smoother and run faster.

No. Because sometimes more CPU cores isn't necessarily the answer. A Quad core A76/A55 CPU set will outperform an Octa core A57 set by far.

Then there's also optimization. This is when apps and tasks are tailor made to run smoothly on CPUs. This is why a Quad core iPhone may completely destroy an Octa-core midrange android device.

This answer to this question relies on you the individual looking at the CPU spec sheet as well as clock speed.

2. If two CPU cores are compared, is the one with the faster clock speed the best?

Well yes and no again.

Yes, if the two CPUs are of the same architecture e.g A72 Vs A72. They are both equal in every way so the only way to set them apart is the clock speed.

No. If the two CPUs are of different architectures e.g A73 Vs A76. If you like, dash the A73 a clock speed of 2.5GHz, an A76 of 2.0GHz will stroll pass it on a speedtest like Usain Bolt.

For any other question, please comment and I'll answer to the best of my knowledge.

Cheers.

Sir, please what does it really mean to delegate tasks to different processors? Or better still, how do parallel processors work in a phone or PC?

Yes o.
I will marry someone like my mum, twice on Saturday.

One who stepped in the big shoe of mum and dad?

I, definitely, will.