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Opportunistic Kemi!
Stupid African mentality!

Tell us who Gates or Zuckerberg are.
Bill and Mark made names for themselves not like you that is riding on your father's looted wealth.

make him go jare

That May D's chain looks familiar. If it is the same chain he used in the song "you gat me high", then May D is a museum.

The man think say him jujuman pass dangote jujuman?

NB: Local man's car has been raped by Dangote's truck

beautiful

Ese Walter!
I don't know why I saved her story on my BB phone for over two years. I was just reading and imagining so many things. I can relate to how she feels today. Something is telling me that there's tears unexplainable in her eyes this moment.
I am happy for you, Ese.

sykeng:
Giant of Africa my foot, not even a single Nigeria.

27. Olusade Adebayo Nigeria
28. Chinedu Agbim Nigeria
29. Nasiru Abubakar Nigeria

bad boy, Kim Jong-Un

If you think Buhari needs this info for his private visit to UK, raise your hand.

private visit ati private part ki you dia

Ömö, mehn!
Wonders have finally ended.
How can a man put his children in a tray and hawk them like gala?

PS: This man is a very anyhow somebody.

If this news does not make any sense to you please put your hand up.

OP, your topic is misleading.

Bovi and Basketmouth might soon lose their jobs to these two.

#everywhere stew comedy

If you magnified to see the picture clearly click 'Like,' if not click 'Share'.

PS: Team 'picture-or-i-don't-believe-it' is having a field day.

@topic is called memorandum of understanding between Tonto and Nairaland.
The way Nairaland been dey carry Tonto matter for head like Cossy and B***, I knew it.

PS: See as Nairaland change the initial topic so tey my comment come look mumu mumu for my eyes sef. I tire o!

I love people with the I-can-do spirit.
Congrats, mama

haba Tonto!
person no dey follow you play?

If this one na your aunty, no near her side o.

this man is a good coach. he deserves the appointment.

Are you serious?

1. c
2. a
3. b
4. a
5. b
6. a
7. a
8. b
9. b
10. c
11. c
12. c
13. b
14. a
15. b

I am scared.
Will I be carrying my daughter to work everyday? Am I supposed to home-school her? What of going to church? Heaven please!

News: Nigerian senator sleeps on the floor.

Nigeria? Senator? Sleep on floor?
These in one sentence? Nigerian senators that sleep on imported beds from Italy? It cannot happen now except there is more to it than meets the eye.

News: Nigerian senator sleeps on the floor.

Nigeria? Senator? Sleep on floor?
These in one sentence? Nigerian senators that sleep on imported beds from Italy? It cannot happen now except there is more to it than meets the eye.

I pity the mumu followers like that Victy Peter. These politicians care naught about the poor masses.

no matter what, how you go beat person wife na? abi you dey mad ni?

don't forget the pants too so that them boys will drive more Benz

disclaimer: this is my own way of warning this lil one.

This question was asked on Twitter moments ago.
Here are the crazy and hilarious responses that followed.

1. I would have said NO but my hobbies include opening and closing of gate.

2. Why I con go school na, if not to be a young smart gateman? My dream job, we're all gatemen in our family.

3. See you, gateman that am doing free of charge most days these days. It's like u want me to resume on credit already, abi?

4. I would even work seven days a week and twice on Sundays.... I go even train my pikin to take over from me.

5. I can be the gateman, the dog, the security lights and the alarm.

6 After taking the job, I would pick up a form to do my masters and PhD in Opening gate and security science to be a better gateman.

7. I started opening gate when I was 6 months old, so I have too much experience please. Where can I apply?

8. Is it not just to open and close gate? Call me your GM.. Boss of the gate.. Commander in chief of the gate forces. When do I start?

9. Some are gatemen, some are Senior Access Controllers.. I'd even combine the two together.

10. Me that i will use my certificate to be fanning myself beside the gate when am feeling heat.

11. If you think that I went to school for four years just to end up as a gateman, you are absolutely right.

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