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CORDROS CAPITAL LIMITED ARE THE BEST STOCKBROKERS FOR NOW. THEY'RE AMONG THE TOP 10 VOLUME MOVERS ON THE NIGERIAN STOCK EXCHANGE

on point. the best soooooooooo far. memories!!!!!

Hi guys, i was just reminiscing about my secondary school days in GOVERNMENT COLLEGE UMUAHIA, the funny writeups by students on the classroom walls of this school. lets share some of these funny statements here. i know you definitely have some. these are mine:
1. on the classroom wall of ss3c comes this: THE RATE OF LIKENESS A GUY HAS FOR A GIRL IS DIRECTLY PROPORTIONAL TO THE AMOUNT OF MONEY HE SPENDS ON HER, PROVIDED HER SHAPE REMAINS CONSTANT. 2 ssiB has this very close to the blackboard, A BEATUFUL GIRL IS THE ADDITION OF TROUBLE, SUBTRACTION OF MONEY, DIVISION OF FRIENDS AND MULTIPLICATION OF ENEMIES.In one of the ss2 classes came the following: THE SEARCH OF LIGHT BEGINS FROM THE DARK, THE MOVEMENT OF MAD MEN IS THE HAPPINESS OF CHILDREN,THE MAN WHO MARRIED A BEAUTIFUL WIFE AND THE FARMER WHO PLANTED CORN BY THE ROAD SIDE SHARE THE SAME PROBLEM.
I also remember in those days, a particular classroom in ss1 that normally house all the students that failed in a particular yr. it was like a correctional claSS, this was what someone wrote on the wall of that class, TO BE A FAILURE IS NOT THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO A STUDENT BUT IS JUST TO CORRECT THE MISTAKES THAT HAD BEEN MADE, HENCE NO CONDITION IS PERMANENT IF ONLY CAN WORK HARDER.

So,lets hear yours!

If i were u, i will go for those inspection courses since u ar a mech engineer. enjoy

He should have stoped at 27

there are some hse jobs here.


NIGERDOCK NIGERIA PLC – FZE is West Africa’s fast growing industrial corporation focused on oil and gas construction and major marine services including offshore and pressure vessel fabrication for some of the leaing operators in the upstream gas industry.

NIGERDOCK requires the services of experienced professionals and young graduates to occupy various positions

1. ELECT AND INSTRUMENTATION DESIGNER
BENG electrical/instrumental engineering with 3 years in the oil and gas sector – software: proficiency in AUTOCAD send CV to: engineering@nigerdock.com

2. EXPEDITORS/PROCUREMENTS EXPEDITORS
Minimum first degree with 2 to 5 years experience in purchasing and supply with good negotiation skills – proficiency in Microsoft excel send CV to: officer@nigerdock.com

3.PROCUREMENT ADMINISTRATOR
At least first degree with 3 to 5 years experience with good SAGE will be an added advantage – software: proficiency in Microsoft excel send CV to: officer@nigerdock.com

4. PROJECT SAFETY OFFICER
At least first degree with 2 years experience in an health and safety environment and NEBOSH will be a plus send CV to: professionals@nigerdock.com

5. SHIP MANAGER
send CV to: quality@nigerdock.com

6. OPERATIONS MANAGER – SHIPYARD
send CV to: quality@nigerdock.com

7. STRUCTURAL ENGINEER
BENG structural engineering with 8 years proven experience with steel structures and knowledge of international codes – software: Tekla 3 system send CV to: engineering@nigerdock.com

8. MATERIALS CONTROLLER
Graduate of engineering/quantity surveying with certificate in warehousing/logistics will be added advantage and at least 10 years in the oil and gas sector with a deep understanding of procurement and contract management, coupled with the ability to understand complex technical specifications – software: proficiency in microsoft excel send CV to: professionals@nigerdock.com

9. SUPPLY CHAIN/QA COORDINATOR
BENG engineering and quality control certificate will be a plus and at least 5 years experience in a quality control environment send CV to: engineering@nigerdock.com

10. CONSTRUCTION ENGINEER
BENG civil engineering/building technology and membership of COREN will be a plus with 5 years experience in building, construction and maintenance with working knowledge in AUTOCAD send CV to: engineering@nigerdock.com

11 RIGGING SUPERINTENDENT
SSCE/trade test with 8 years rigging experience send CV to: artisans@nigerdock.com

12. ENVIRONMENTAL OFFICER
At least first degree, NEBOSH certificate will be a plus with at least 2 years experience in environmental and safety management send CV to: graduatetrainees@nigerdock.com

13. CONTRACT DESIGNER
BENG in civil engineering with at least 2 years experience in contracts management, technical writing with good supervisory skills software: planning software MS, P3 AND AUTOCAD send CV to: pm@nigerdock.com

14. HR ADVISOR
BSC industial relations, CIPM will be a plus and 3 to 5 years HR experience in an industrial environment send CV to: professionals@nigerdock.com

15. SECURITY GUARDS
At least SSCE/OND with at least 4 years experience as a security guard with a reputable organization or honorable discharge from the armed forces/paramilitary agencies. Training in self defense and investigation will be a plus – skills: investigation and self defense send CV to juniorstaff@nigerdock.com

16. PLANNERS
Graduates in engineering with at least 7 years experience in planning and project management in the oil and gas sector – software: proficiency in primavera 3 and 6 send CV to: professionals@nigerdock.com

17. WELDING SUPERINTENDENT
international welding certificate with at least 10 years experience in deep knowledge of AWS standards and international welding codes send CV to: artisans@nigerdock.com

18. PROJECT MANAGER
BENG in any engineering discipline and masters degree will be an added advantage with 10 to 15 years experience of which 7 years in project management – software: proficiency in primavera send CV to: pm@nigerdock.com

19. DEPUTY PROJECT MANAGER
BENG in any engineering discipline and masters degree will be an added advantage with 8 to 10 years experience of which 7 years in project management – software: proficiency in primavera send CV to: pm@nigerdock.com

20. CONTRACT MANAGER
LLB, BL in law with 10 to 15 years experience in contract management send CV to: pm@nigerdock.com

21. PROPOSAL MANAGER
graduate in engineering with 10 years experience in the oil and gas sector with proven communication, mathematical, negotiation, contract management competence – software; highly computer literate send CV to: professionals@nigerdock.com

22. SENIOR CONSTRUCTION MANAGER
BENG in civil/structural engineering and masters degree will be an added advantage with 10 to 15 years experience of which 7 years in project management – software: proficiency in primavera send CV to: pm@nigerdock.com

23. PROCUREMENT ADMINISTRATOR
At least first degree with 3 to 5 years experience with good SAGE will be an added advantage – software: proficiency in mirosoft excel send CV to: officer@nigerdock.com

24. DOCUMENT CONTROLLER
At least first degree with 3 years experience in data management/document control experience in a EPIC environment with a good knowledge of EDMS send CV to: officer@nigerdock.com

25. PIPING DESIGNER
BENG in mechanical engineering with 8 years experience in piping design experience with knowledge of intergraph, PDS, 3 and international codes send CV to: engineering@nigerdock.com

26. QA/AC MANAGER
BENG engineering, certificate in quality control an advantage with at least 10 years experience in quality control management send CV to: engineering@nigerdock.com

27. STRUCTURAL DESIGNER
BENG engineering with 3 years experience with AWS and weld standards software; proficiency in autocad send CV to: engineering@nigerdock.com

28. CONTRACT ENGINEER
BENG in any engineering discipline and masters degree will be an added advantage with 8 to 10 years experience of which 7 years in project management – software: proficiency in primavera send CV to: pm@nigerdock.com

29. SENIOR MARINE ESTIMATOR
send CV to: quality@nigerdock.com

30. COMMERCIAL MANAGER
SHIPYARD send CV to: quality@nigerdock.com

31. COST ENGINEER/QUANTITY SURVEYOR
BTECH quantity surveying and masters degree will be an added advantage with at least 3 years experience in oil and gas sector with proven competencies in developing bill of quantities – software: proficiency in Microsoft excel send CV to: engineering@nigerdock.com

32. MATERIALS TRACEABILITY OFFICER
graduate in engineering/quantity surveying and certificate in purchasing and supply will be added advantage with at least 7 years experience in the oil and gas sector with a deep understanding of procurement and contract management, coupled with the ability to understand complex technical specifications – software: proficiency in Microsoft excel send CV to: professionals@nigerdock.com

33. PROCUREMENT ASSISTANT
at least first degree with 2 years experience in procurement and a certificate in purchasing ad supply will be an added advantage – software: proficiency in Microsoft excel send CV to: officer@nigerdock.com

34. HSE SUPERVISOR
at least first degree with NEBOSH certificate with 5 years experience HSE with deep understanding of ISO 9001/18001 management system and processes send CV to: professionals@nigerdock.com

35. CLEARING OFFICER
at least first degree with 5 years experience in Logistics, clearing and forwarding with working experience of maritime and aviation authorities/regulation – good administrative skills send CV to: officer@nigerdock.com

36. TRAINEE CLEARING OFFICER
at least first degree with evidence of working towards a certification in logistics and transport/shipping will be a plus send CV to: graduatetrainees@nigerdock.com

37. BUYER
at least first degree with 5 years experience in purchasing and supply with excellent analytical, negotiation and communication skills – software: proficiency in microsoft excel

NOTE: SEND CV TO THE RESPECTIVE EMAIL ADDRESS USING THE JOB TITLE AS THE SUBJECT WITHIN 2 WEEKS OF ADVERT

@ efisher, JAMES IMGRAM.

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2. the NSE needs an administrative surgery- punch

3. Sam Loco Efe as an apostle of Benson and hedges cigarettes and other several alcoholic beverages- the sun

4. i will use carrot and stick approach to fight Boko Haram- Goodluck .E. J

5.NSE may soon return to its hurrah days- Business day

6. Nigerian politicians, making maximum profit in minimum time- punch

I dont really need the 3m naira. all i need is just part of it, just 1m and i will pay 50k every mth. i already have a running HAULAGE biz in apapa. google my post here. i hav a truck that i am adding to my fleets and ran out of cash. the flat body is on ground but just needed like 1m to round it up. so if u are game call me. note, i manage my biz my self here in lagos. u can call me on 08037430594 or henrycnwokorie@yahoo.com.

pls hep me send the NIBOSH materials to my email. henrycnwokorie@yahoo.com

the rate of likeness a a guy has for a lady is directly proportionate to the amount of money he spends on her provided her shape remains constant.- boys law

mao

make an offer pls

call now for this equipment

still available

is 30 tonnes. like i said, i have today commenced the process of clearing it from the port. by weekend, i believe it will be out. drop ur phone number, i will call u as soon as its cleraed. tanks

show ur interest !

Hi guys, i have this MACK R-MODEL DUMP TRUCK for sale. the truck just came into the country yesterday! am starting the process of clearing this equipment from tincan port today! if you are interested pls call me on 08037430594 or do me a mail on henrycnwokorie@yahoo.com
the price is 3.8m.

Hi guys, i have this MACK R-MODEL DUMP TRUCK for sale. the truck just came into the country yesterday! am starting the process of clearing this equipment from tincan port today!
the price is 3.8m.

Hi guys, i have this MACK R-MODEL DUMP TRUCK for sale. the truck just came into the country yesterday! am starting the process of clearing this equipment from tincan port today! if you are interested pls call me on 08037430594 or do me a mail on henrycnwokorie@yahoo.com
the price is 3.8m.

Hi guys, i have this MACK R-MODEL DUMP TRUCK for sale. the truck just came into the country yesterday! am starting the process of clearing this equipment from tincan port today! if you are interested pls call me on 08037430594 or do me a mail on henrycnwokorie@yahoo.com
the price is 3.8m.

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Hi guys, i have this MACK R-MODEL DUMP TRUCK for sale. the truck just came into the country yesterday! am starting the process of clearing this equipment from tincan port today! if you are interested pls call me on 08037430594 or do me a mail on henrycnwokorie@yahoo.com
the price is 3.8m.

have this dump truck coming into Nigeria by 29Th of this month and is for sale! the price is N3.5m.

ok! i thought u said u ordered four mack head! well, i will ask some persons i kw that are in that area but dats not the area i specialized! i will do some findings for 4!

u

Hi guys,well let me say that i am one of the persons in this forum that have benefited from the much discussed HAULAGE BUSINESS.It has not been easy but we thank God!Many persons from this forum came to Tincanisland Apapa wanting to venture into haulage but later did not! I could as well remember i offered to train some persons from here in this line of business but only two persons came out,how well their pride is with them now!
Well, am back here again because business is growing and more clearing agents are requesting for trucks. i need more MACK trucks! pls if you do.pls call The trucks must be TOKUMBO ONLY(PLS THIS IS FOR ONLY THOSE WHO WOULD LIKE TO make A commitment of BTW 2.5M TO 3M in this)

Thanks!
HENRY

my brother can we chat on line now? henrycnwokorie@yahoo.com. i hav sthing for u! waiting

GEJ is a clueless fool! he is just releasing great fools who will on a later date deal with him! we day!!

use google! be specific with the year u are in search of, they are all there.

go to nigerianstockexchange wed, use the search area and search for any company of ur choice,when it comes out,move down, ,or go to nigerian stock exchange library and photocopy them.