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MrIknowAll: RAIN WAS FALLING, SO U HAD 2 HELP UR Neighbor pack her bra...

Lol

kadas01: Op, you wan use laugh tear my belle this morning!

I feel your pain bro!

No be laugh mata oo

mymissingrib: chai eran lo,owo wo'gbo

It escaped big time

perry2020: Cousin sisters should have worked or a friend or church member who got stranded.


Or u are now even into female underwear laundering business


God catch you .you sure can't eat your cake and have it.

M y head dried up that time. I couldn't think of anything. I was unprepared

Waspy: Shld have told her it was ur sister's .....Go after her, she might give another chance

We have discussed about our siblings in the past. She knew I don't have any sister. We are all guys.
That came to my mind first. I knew its not gonna work

And if you see the kind preparation I don do for this visit. Everytn just waste like that.

I met this beurifu chick sometimes last month. After the chats and talks, she decide to spend a weekend with me on her way to school in the east.

We both agreed she will spend Friday and Saturday with me, Sunday, she can continue her journey.

Fast forward, on Friday night, she just went to the bathroom to shower when she suddenly call me to see something. Lo and behold, my girl left her bra beside my toilet porcelain , in the name of drying it. I don't know how I didn't see it since two weeks she left. Chaii, na so fever catch me.

Is there something you are not telling me, what's this ? She started asking questions.

Flash back: I told her I am single. I want her to be my one and only. She is the type of girl you can't break except you promise serious relationship and marriage.

Babe, I can explain...truly, I have this girl I was dating before I met you. It was just friends with benefit. I wanted a serious relationship ...that's why I came to u.

So you have been sleeping with another woman despite saying yes to you.

Sorry babe, she wont just let go easily...but I am working on disengaging her,

She just left the bathroom, aborted the shower action, refused to take her dinner, went to bed immideiately, . early in the morning, she woke me up, carried her bag left for Imo bus .....

Guys be smart, this territory marking na show stopper jare

True sha

So 120k is too small to plan a family. Stewpid excuse

tbaba1234: 'We' is the royal we or majestic plural. It is used in semetic languages to denote royalty.

It is also used in yoruba for respect. It is used in English as well.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_we

Don't twist it.

We can never represent one person.

God said "I am that is I am"

How convincing

wirelessssss:

[b]I said genuine Muslims♥ If you want to go on like this then Ill have no choice but to deduce that Satan is a Christian; it (Satan) was reported to have quoted the Scriptures found in the Bible.

You sound agitated, zealous and concerned, I understand but u have to maintain a clear gaze. Don't let your zeal blind you to the truth, lest you-filled with hate- become worse than they: #MuslimHaram.

In the Bible it's put thus:

"Thou beholdest the spec
that is in thy brother’s eye and
considerest not the Log that
is in thine own eye"



I also discovered that Arab has been violent, barbaric... since before the advent of Mohammed. Itwasn't easy for the Prophet. We was sent there to enlighten them. It was an arduous mission for Mohammed. Mohammed the Prophet was the one who brought sanity to the way the women folk were being treated...
The Prophet made progress but as always he was persecuted. Who says his teachings weren't seized& manipulated by some barbaric Arabs to further their cruelty,after the death of Mohammed...

The problem is religion- its dogmas and doctrines. It's your sacred duty to find the truth in religion and be set free![/b]♥♥

Guy I feel you.

Are you a Muslim? If yes, I respect you.

The same can be said of Christianity. There are many lies and unprovable words in the bible.

The world should realize religions are not worth fighting for.

If we realize it, the world will be at peace.

But Muslims like you always stay silent. People like you should be educating your brothers.

The world will blame you for complascency .

wirelessssss:

I said genuine Muslims♥ If you want to go on like this then Ill have no choice but to deduce that Satan is a Christian; it (Satan) was reported to have quoted the Scriptures found in the Bible.

You sound agitated, zealous and concerned, I understand but u have to maintain a clear gaze. Don't let your zeal blind you to the truth, lest you-filled with hate- become worse than they: #MuslimHaram.

In the Bible it's put thus:

"Thou beholdest the spec
that is in thy brother’s eye and
considerest not the Log that
is in thine own eye"

The problem is religion- its dogmas and doctrines. It's your sacred duty to find the truth in religion and be set free!♥♥

Based on what I have experienced, it is hard to differentiate between good or bad Muslim. Muslims are becoming hard to trust these days.

See the Yoruba guy that cut off a soldier's head in England. They described the guy as gentle,uneasy going. Many people were surprize . people did not believe he did that.

tola9ja: LOL SHOW ME THE VERSE THAT SAID MOSES IS A ARAB

You shouldn't have asked that question. You just stired bee hive.

I won't start quoting Quran verse to you. I don't want to stoop so low. I will give you a scientific approach .

1000 lies in the Quran

http://www.1000mistakes.com/1000false-proofs-claims/islamictwisting5.html

dozern: guy i no be muslim,but the story is accurate as i read from the bible.though i ddnt finish it. my question is why muslims are killing christians? the closest related religion in the whole world is islam n christain. why all these unwantin kill? for me i think politics has taken d centre piece

Not politics.
Jihad...death to Jews, Christians.

Many Christians know Israel is committing war crime in Gaza strip. But they refused to say the truth. Why?

Because they saw hamaz fighter of Allah carrying what the Quran says about Jews, Christians, catholic.

They know that they are in the same category with Jews. If Jews fall tomorrow, they will have time to consentrate on Christians. Israel is the country distracting their attention from Christians right now.

But when Israel falls and they face the christian, they are gonna loose heavily. They always loose to Christians. Ottoman jihadis lost in Span, France, Greece . that's was how Europe remained christian

wirelessssss: ISLAM = submission to the Will of God- this is a fundamental Truth in all religions.


I like genuine Muslim personalities sha; they are simple and easy going...♥♥

Is this a joke? Millions of lives are being lost everyday. Is this your definition of easy going ?
You are next to Hitler. So you expect them to nuke the whole universe to prove to you they are the most violent organism the universe has ever experienced?

Please tune to a TV channel and listen to world news.

Book haram are peaceful easy going. What I like about them is their meekness

Go and do fiesta in sambisa forest

tola9ja: LET ME TELLS YOU WHAT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IF AM YOUR FRIEND AND I STEAL YOUR PHONE DOSE THAT MEANS MY RELIGION SAID I SHOULD STEAL? IF YOU SEE A PERSON KILLING BOMBING INNOCENT PEOPLE AND CLAIM TO BE MUSLIM HE OR SHE CAN NEVER BE A MUSLIM COS ISLAM DOSE NOT TEACHES THAT. THERE ARE MANY PASTORS THAT RAPE AND DO MONEY RITUAL ALOT OF ATROCITY E.G ISREAL KILLING CIVILIANS INSTEAD OF MILITARY PERSONNEL IS THAT NOT A TERRORISM? BUT YOU WILL NOT SAY ANYTHINGS ABOUT IT , IF A BOMB SOUND ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD THEY WILL QUICKLY LINK IT WITH ISLAM BUT NOTING TO SAY TO WHAT ISREAL IS CURRENTLY PRACTICALISING (TERRORISM) SOME PEOPLE USE TO SAY QURAN IS A BOOK OF TERRORISM NO VERSE IN THE QURAN SUPPORT IT BUT THE BIBLE SUPPORT IT
Luke 19:27English Standard Version (ESV)

27 But as for these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slaughter them before me.’”

You quoted a bible verse talking about killing enemy of God.

Are Jews, Christians , catholics enemy of God?

Quran clearly stated that Jews, Christians, catholics should be killed. Stop quoting bible out of context. These are 2 different things. Christians believe Muslim are serving God. But no Muslim today will ever admit Christians are serving God.. Christians are infidels. They should be killed.
And this is the main problem the whole world is facing. Quran says Christians are infidel. And all infidels must be killed.
The bible brought the word of God, Mohammed stole from the bible and ordered his follower to kill the owners of the bible.

You stole my work and yet you want to kill Me. It is called, covering my footprint.

kaeto: I feel for those yoruba phd. drivers that due to their unproductive minds resorted to truck driving. Driving truck for aboki is the worst depth one can sink into. Well, God help the slave and her master. God help their lazy minds.

why are Igbo over tribal. They always look for every excuses to attack other tribes on every issues. People like you are not different from bokoharam. You have no moral justification to criticize bokoharam. This was how bojoharam started. You will still go violent one day. Fact. There are many emekas in the phd drver. Get that into your head. Igbo tribal war lord

Its true. Some ladies that are culprits are trying to derail the thread. Copied or not. The message Hass been passed successfully. I know it hurts some nairalanders. That's why they are attacking the poster.

@poster, I don't care where u got it. You did the world good. Many thanks from me.

I have being telling some ladies to stop blaming guys.

men are wicked blah blah blah

One is very close to me. She spend 90% of her money on skin and cosmetic.

They are not well paid. They make their money through sleeping with artist.

she told me has slept with one big hip hop artist b4. I was surprised. I was like you slept with him yet you are still hustling like this.

she told me the truth is most artists are living fake life. Not all of them are rich as we think. It is those ones with MTN endorsement that are better.

most of them keep multiple girlfriend. She said she has slept with many artists and their agents.

they don't always overlook dancers and models. They always try to have a taste.

some will have a taste before the contract. Some after the contract. They always want to fck them.

kulyie: well,hapiness is relative,what makes you happy might not necessarily make me happy.to some money makes them happy than any other thing,to others it could be marriage and to some others it could be food,parties,entertainment etc but remove it at the back of your mind that marriage makes every woman happy,to some yes,to some others no except you want to agree with me that every nigerian man is a rap !*st just because some derive hapiness in raping women

dont delude yourself

this is all game of pride. But in real life, money can never be happiness if u don't have anyone to spend it with. I know u will argue about that. Every girl's dream is marriage. Stop this public show of shame in the name of feminist. 90% of women wanna marry. Don't come and talk as if you are not from earth. How much money are we talking about here. If you are not a female millionaire, and you are claiming happiness, then you are a mockery. How many female millionaires do we have in Nigeria self? Cheap pride

kulyie: yes those ladies up there are all single ladies in their late 20s and early 30s and are happy with their lives 8-)

happy with their life now till time is gone. That's how marketers of my company disturb young guys for marriage. We have many of them in my company. They in mid 30s. They look happy but desperate. Most guys just taste them and dump them. Why will I marry old cargo when we have sweet sixteens.
happy my foot

Mr Aboki: So Tambruwal will be President and a Yoruba man will be Vice & Ndi Igbo And the South-South people will go and thumbprint for them..




Very Funny!!!!

nice politics. Interesting. Let igbo vote for Jonathan. Let hausa/yoruba vote for tambuwal.

kulyie: Because its their lives.check out some of this aso ebi
Ladies (of course with rheir consent)

funny is these damsels in aso ebi are still single. Just like a wedding I attended in November. The iyawo was one young girl and asho ebi ladies are single old mama in their 29.

This is true

Beautiful ones are still busy sampling dic.ks. Beautiful ones always marry at the age of 37 when everything has finished or societal pressure.

1st ola: wat da fûck is ASHEBI

asho ebi

All these? Haha. Women are humans too. They are wonderful/beautiful creatures. They are not robots. May be you don't deserve one.

but seriously. I bleeping hate that nollywood part. I sent a lady away sometimes last year. She didn't know its because of her addiction to Yoruba movies. I just picked a quarrel with her and broke up with her.

the Yoruba movies was getting into her head. The way she talks, her behavior. God knows she will try babaalawo when she has a simple challenge. I'm Yoruba too oo.b4 u crucify me.

Ruq:

thief

25omega: poster

all you have to do is change your profile settings. you probably have your profile set to looking for men and women. Change your setting to looking for women only. This way when a gay dude goes on the site and does a search he wont see your profile.

As far as thinking you are gay, only you can answer that question.

thanks

Ruq: I tell you mehn it's crazy, till now I ask my friends why do I attract gay guys ? Though sometimes people tell me I look like a female. There are times when I purposely look very rough.

Another time I was walking with a girl and i noticed two guys both walking like ladies pointing towards my direction it was obvious they were talking about me, they followed us for a while and stopped when we stopped. I told the girl to allow me hug and kiss her, she agreed I did it with passion as usual and made sure I was looking at them then they looked disgusted and left. I laughed that day.

u also use style kiss omo olomo