₦airaland Forum

Then Vaseline will take over. And vase is sweeter

iGeneral:
Even when watery shiit is being shared, igbos will still complain of marginalisation. They will grumble that they are not getting their fair share of the shiit. Haba!

chuna1985:
composing such a tribal based list shows ur a chronic tribal bigot.

So there are no other tribes there?

Just because you saw a Yoruba lady there, you went mad.

chuna1985:
Na wa ooo, who composed dis senseless list

The heading should be most beautiful Yoruba women.

Igbos women are much more finer Dan yoruba women by all standards.

Igbos and tribal hate sha....what a tribe

Hmmm Yoruba girls are beautiful

[size=15pt]As if most of them commenter have account there?

Comment like "You lost one account today".."I am closing my account now".

Do you even have account with them? How much is that kobo kobo inside that account?

Up blues! LOL hahaha aaa [/size]

Man city is playing a good football. I'm entertained. Nobody is even talking about them. The whole media is busy on writing about how flopsnal will win the league

Can the mod delete this useless thread ? Arsenal ko wigan Ni. All sport pundit and writers tipping arsenal were ashamed yesterday. Lol...some of them started writing new.

Bob James sky sport wrote. Forget arsenal, Chelsea still have what it takes to win the league.

I was oloshi writer why sudden change like ashaqo.

Please buhari, start from APC members. By the time you prosecute 2 of them, lets see what whailers will use as excuse again.

From a non- APC change agent

As a Chelsea,I'm facing reality check right now. The title is arsenal to loose. That cocky mourinho refused to buy a player.william is not an attacker. Ivanhovic needs a competitor. We need a replacement for Hazard.

What the fck is wrong with Chelsea? Griezeman was ready to come to Chelsea...mr cocky just refused to make d move. Stewpid coach. You have to get better every season.

Barca despite having neymar and messi still went for Suarez. U have to get better every season to stay competitive ...we will crash out champions league group stage.

How embarrassing

Mourinho was stupid for not strengthen the team. What's wrong with this old senile ?

Hazard is not in form yet we are playing well. When hazard gets back, Chelsea will be on fire

hotwax:
Dont you think its possible?

There are many of us. But you tag us as APC supporters

You support APC and not Buhari...thats sounds awkward

LOL..

Dazuki is in for a mess.

He is exposing himself.

Sharp212:
Both are good but phyno is second to none, "As long as we are here ife ga na eme here" .

Ok Igbo folks...waiting for Yoloba to come say their mind.

We all know who is popular in the street of Lagos

kodded:
What about ameachi @


bunch os clowns

Have u caught him with any money laundering ?

toyese01:
Too bad for her, but back to you, so you have No other Good intention than to just use her to satisfy urself during ur service year even though she was hard to get, lesson: ladies, playing hard to get isn't The key that's y you loose guys that can't tolerate girls forming for us since we really knw what we are offering you nd not some guys that will be patient enough to incessantly woo you to use u

Hmmmm...

She played hard to get, for me later realize she is a no go area.

Playing hard to get is useless.

Open up and lets know your problem so we can know if to continue or back down.

DedeNkem:
There's absolutely nothing wrong with masturbation. Five reasons why it's also good women;

1. It’s good for you.
Masturbating increases blood flow throughout your body and releases feel-good brain chemicals called endorphins. That may explain why there’s a clear mood benefit, even if you don’t orgasm. And while men are more likely to talk about blowing off steam by masturbating, research suggests it’s a stress-reliever for both sexes. It takes your mind off your worries while activating areas of the brain associated with pleasure.
But when it takes over your life then it becomes an addiction problem, which is not good.

2. It improves your sex life.
Masturbation can make you sexually comfortable and confident. It puts you in touch with your desires and gives you the chance to get to know your own body. Experimenting with what feels good and makes you respond positively can lead to better sexual experiences, both alone and with a partner.
If you have trouble reaching orgasm, it’s a private, stress-free way to try different types of touch and pressure to see what helps you climax.

3. It can ease post-menopause sex problems.
Many women see changes during menopause. Masturbation can help. The vag*ina can actually narrow, which can make intercourse and vaginal exams more painful. But masturbation, especially with a water-based lubricant, can help prevent narrowing, boost blood flow, relieve some tissue and moisture problems, and increase sexual desire.

4. It doesn’t have to be quick (or end with an orgasm).
Masturbation isn’t just a “quickie” experience. That’s OK. Rushing can make it less enjoyable, and so can focusing too much on orgasm. Give yourself time to touch all parts of your body or try different positions, and don’t feel pressure to climax.

5. Toys can help.
Nearly half of women between the ages of 18 and 60 have used a intimacy gadget like a Love Machine or vibrator or other objects like even cucumber. If you’ve had trouble reaching orgasm and want to climax, a vibrator (which stimulates the nerve endings in the clitoris) may be helpful.
Don’t worry whether it will lead to sex problems later down the line, if it feels good, go for it.

The lady may not be a porn addict simply because you think so or caught her once. I watch porn too once in a while (likewise many people on NL) but I'm not addicted to it. Porn is seen as a taboo in Nigerian due to lack of education, so people don't talk about it.

But if the lady is actually an addict and doesn't recognize that she has a problem, then there's nothing anyone can do about it. When she sees it as a problem, she'll kill the addiction if she's determined to do so.

Let those spiri-coco people catch.

"You need Jesus"

woodboi:
as a guy that understand both language, i started out with Olamide, but lately i have come to understand Phyno is very good when it comes to arranging punch lines or connecting punch lines compare to Olamide.

Your opninion

TheUmmah:



Take this thread 2 the politics section and you would receive authentic answers from there!

It will become tribal there. I don't want dat

hotwax:
[size=17pt]I finally got their attention.

You are a specimen of that tribe.

We will call on NatGeo wild to come and do documentary on your tribe.

Please hold on[/size]

LOL u no serious. NatGeo wild is for animals?

You should call discovery channel.

Wait a minute...are u thinking what I am thinking?

LewisO:
Silly wailing wailers... I see you shared same stüpid mentality with Fayose.

Stupidity is not a crime, so you are free to go...

stewpidity is sure not a crime. Some are factory fitted.

pojophilius:
olamide all d way,,,but dat doesnt mean obago is wack.......2kings

How many people know Obago?

MrsPhyno:
Ummmmmm

when the situation arises I'll assess the suitability of the finger in question

U cant assess at that point in time cuz u will be at the mercy of that finger.

BluStreak:
Bia! Aitee you don take laff tear my belle this evening. You no well you hear . . . . no be only offload cement.

Funny

hotwax:
[size=15pt]What is Biafra?

Oxford Dictionary:

Pronunciation: Bee'Bleep'fra

A word ignorantly used by a certain deluded and mentally imbalanced Tribe in Southern Region of Nigeria.

---

American English Society Dictionary:
Pronunciation: Bee'hell'fra

An Imaginary non-existence geographical location always referenced by a tribe in Nigeria when they are intoxicated by a strong Opium.

---

Chinese:
Pronunciation: Che'chel'frog

A tribe who shout "You kill my father!", "I will kill you back"

---

Russian Henski Word Translation:
Pronunciation: Oshi'fra

An unrealistic dream

---

European Union Words council
Pronunciation: Oshi'fra

A coffin for a tribe in the southern Part of Nigeria

---

Oya na moderator do the needful
front page..sorry ban me and let me create multiple emails and register again. Oya free shot[/size]

U r sick

Yustash001:
Olamide all the way....have you forgot that Olamide brought Phyno out?...before 'ghost mode'.. Phyno was anonymous...

Sure

hotwax:
[size=15pt]What is Biafra?

Oxford Dictionary:

Pronunciation: Bee'Bleep'fra

A word ignorantly used by a certain deluded and mentally imbalanced Tribe in Southern Region of Nigeria.

---

American English Society Dictionary:
Pronunciation: Bee'hell'fra

An Imaginary non-existence geographical location always referenced by a tribe in Nigeria when they are intoxicated by a strong Opium.

---

Chinese:
Pronunciation: Che'chel'frog

A tribe who shout "You kill my father!", "I will kill you back"

---

Russian Henski Word Translation:
Pronunciation: Oshi'fra

An unrealistic dream

---

European Union Words council
Pronunciation: Oshi'fra

A coffin for a tribe in the southern Part of Nigeria

---

Oya na moderator do the needful
front page..sorry ban me and let me create multiple emails and register again. Oya free shot[/size]

What da fk?

truefact:
Nothing concerned igbos about this...Igbos are not one spoilt ogoniland. The fulanis spoiled with their oil wells and the foreign partners so they fulanis can clean it up.

The Suffercated lots are truly fuulish, thinking we don't know their tactics. They use a moniker as SS person and say one thing, they use another moniker as a SE and say another thing, then they finally use SW moniker and conclude it. You people are truly cowards....cowards always hide and do their evil, but brave people are daring and not afraid to say their mind.

the suffercated fuuls are on agenda. they are being paid and they work as a gang. They are always quick to comment when it involve Igbo, Biafra or SS. Their purpose is the disunity of SS and SE.

Also there is another twist to this. There are paid Northern, hausa fulanis who bent on making sure there will be no unity between SE and SW. This people know what they are doing. There is truly an agenda against Southern Nigeria.

As you can all see, any thread that is against the SW always die with few disjointed comments. Also any thread against the North, especially Fulanis, always die with few disjointed comments.

[size=15pt]Hmm working aainst southern Nigerian unity?

And yet you came out to say Deltans are not Igbo yesterday.

Something is wrong with your tribe. Sorry to say.

Is that how you will tell Deltans they are not Igbo if they follow you to Biafra.

LOL at Biafra. Biafra will lead to thousands of countries. Because, each Village in the SS and SE will be a country on its own.
[/size]