₦airaland Forum

2sex:
stop attacking women and learn how to satisfy them in bed.

MrsPhyno:
U wan impregnate Unilag babes?

Gurgle:
Lol Mr man, did you make this thread to get help or just indulge in dirty chats

MrsPhyno:
Some babes no send I swear

They'll be drilling the thing like an oil well in Bayelsa

I can't do that stuff (no offence to anyone who does but Tufia)

Gurgle:
Exactly

its making me cringe just thinking about it

MrsPhyno:
Must all masturbation involve actually touching oneself.....

Not like I know anything about this topic

otumopkor:
Please give me her number

otumopkor:
That bae that masturbates is far better than the bae that sleeps around (Hiv wise). Choose the lesser evil and leave that unilag bae alone

freecocoa:
Duh! Like I owe you an explanation of what I do with my body.

freecocoa:
Well, I don't see any thing wrong in 'masturbafing', however, too much of anything becomes a problem.

misspicy:
I just leaked a secret for you guys abi

misspicy:
Read the whole comments

Nnemuka:
You never can tell

Nnemuka:
Wont it be embarassing telling a guy he's actually in the wrong hole?

Nnemuka:
Only a patient man is interested in knowing when to insert or not but sadly 90percent men (according to you) arent patient enough. They all wanna have sex when they are hard.
Make your girlfriend crave for you and stop exposing her.

Articul8:
Worry about your girlfriend not me.

Nnemuka:
Good. If 90 percent are terrible we rather stay alone till we meet one out of the 10percent.

Nnemuka:
Skilled men are scarce, no time to teach some guy how to satisfy a lady.

Nnemuka:
At a point i swore masturbation was not for me but i guess as time went by things changed.

Articul8:
Just yesterday,I sparked up same conversation with ssome female friends and the attest to what you just said. It takes God's grace and His fear for one not to have indulge in it at one time or the other. Thank you.

misspicy:
You are encouraging fornication

IamLEGEND1:
She probably wasnt getting that much dîck before u came along(some girls are shy like dat)

So she resorted to the only viable option she had: Masturbatiön

ur kondo was supposed to be the escape hatch from her masturbatîon hell

You were supposed to be her liberator...

Her knight in awesome skinny jeans

bt No.......YOU FAILED HER!!

Scratch dat
YOU FAILED THE WHOLE COMMUNITY OF PENÏS OWNERS.

sinestro24:
you think?

last year in manchester, met this jamaican girl we got talking, she likes video games and weed like seriously how cool was she. so she invited me to her flat for some weed sesseion and video games, 30 mins later we are high as Bleep and started making out, she invites me to her room.

its like she forgot she had aher toys out in the open on her dressers and bed sef, the one that scared me the most was this massive strap on Love Machine that was hanging beside her bed.

i swear i thought i will be butt bleeped

misspicy:
They just dont want to admit it...funny part is dah,it is even common among virgins....

misspicy:
Ok...the truth is that in every 10ladies u meet 3 are constant masturbaters,d remaining 7 have masturbated at one time of their life or the other...now this statistic is not international or widely know but due to d questions I asked fellow girls after an inccidence I witness,d answer is in d affirmative from almost all the girls..

Now I know some people especially girls will come and deny the above and probably cuss me out,buh thats just d truth.

Tho I am stll carrying out my research to know the reason behind dis masturbation and possible ways of stopping doz addicted to it,dis is my humble submission.

IamLEGEND1:
abeeggi

she no dey gbadun ur kondo.

#DazAll

Delusiongirl20:
Yea that one follow

Delusiongirl20:
It is disheartening, she need men by her side, like two hefty macho men always

Gurgle:
Well, you've warned her already so what else is there

I get worried when I think of girls doing this cause its like theyre damaging their organs