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Gurgle:
OP tell the truth is this a real story

maybe she just started when she was a teenager to avoid pregnancy and then it escalated from there

are you still with her

My personal experience. I cant be with her. She is not for me.

Slimzjoe:
You Self no Try
You're an Embarrassment to all Niggas!!
If you had Done it Very well, she Go Don Quit Masturbation by now and Start Begging For Pini

Done wetin ?

You wont understand. Its addiction.

Addiction cant be fought easily.

Anytime she is alone, she is doing it.

misspicy:
Op do u want to hear the truth

Are you afraid of speaking the truth ?

sinestro24:
living testimony from "deliverance of incessant wanking"?

I met this lady during my NYSC service.

She is cool, calm and reserved. She is always indoor and act gently.

With lots of stress and persuasion, we dated, although she was a hard nut to crack. She even agreed to date me reluctantly. Her body language is always discouraging. But I still tagged along.

We both served in the same northern town. She stayed in a church residence throughout her service year.

Her lodge was very close to mine.

I went to her lodge on this faithful Saturday evening, I heard some plates rumbling in the kitchen which suggest she was busy in the kitchen. So I just went directly to her room, I didnt knock as I thought she was the one in the kitchen (She actually shared the same kitchen with some guys on her apartment wing).

Truth be told, these guys dont cook. I hardly see any of them in that kitchen. Its milady I always see there. So i assumed she was cooking. So I went straight into her room to drop my laptop bag. Lo and Behold, she was in the room staring at her phone.

She was playing a porn on her phone, while also inserting an object into her private part.

She quickly rushed up and cover up. She felt embarrassed and uneasy. I pretended as if nothing happened. I tried to make her comfortable.

I later brought up the issue and asked why she denied me se.x and prefer to mast+urbate. She opened up and told me she enjoys it more than sex. I was surprise to see all her sex objects. She really invested in sex objects.

She finally allowed me do the (Close your eyes). Everything changed since then, she still prefers to augment sex with sex object.

We had heated argument on it and she told me point blank "I can't do without masturbation and sex object".

I told her "But this is a problem you need to go for sexual counseling or rehabilitation"

She said "thats why she never wanted to date any guy."

I asked, how she is gonna cope with her husband, what if the husband doesnt have a taste for sex objects. She said "Its either I remain single I find a man that will take me as I am".

Well, it was just NYSC, its just for 1 year after which I dont know you again. Its not of my problem. I started playing along.

But throughout my encounter with her. I noticed the following:

1. She is always tired when home alone. She will just mast+urbate ni sha. I tried to ensure she is not home alone. But any opportunity she gets, she is doing her thing.

2. Anytime I make a move, she is not always in the mood.

3. Always glue to her phone

4. her phone browser history was always pointing to porn site.

5. When home alone, always naked (not with her pants and under below always wet) What Da fck.

And many more signs.

Finally, I concluded she is Possessed.



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PvtParts:
[size=18pt]When the Southwest APC plebs where defending the child voters in the north used by Buhari to rig his way into power against Jonathan I told them not to complain when in the near future the north uses Jega's partisan INEC register in place of census figures.


Every action or inaction has its consequences.

Odua your slavery is now engraved in stone.[/size]

[size=28pt]And your tribe cowardice and bigotry is written in dungs. Weere[/size]

Bigot tribe. Eat your 5%

Thats how you played the lagoon game.

Buhari headache will kill some people.

FYi Buhari is teh president. Their is nothing you 5% can do about it.

His second term is sure with the 95%

All of them will be in foreign hospital bed.

ionsman:
I don't have to say anything. Even if I say anything,some people will still say am trolling. Secondly, what do you know about education?

Tinubu also took money from benue, taraba and othe PDP states.

Tribalism will make your tribe backward in this country

MrsChima:
That's why the bish aborted your baby cos she didn't want another failed YOU.

Flush flush bish!

For your akamu brain, bcuz i posted something, it shows it happened to me.

Meeeen these trolls no do well. Why didnt they use condom ?

Yes its a tray.

We need a trophy

hiroz:
congrats arsenal...mourinho gets caught out by his constricted tactics,same reason he lost to psg last season and atletico the season before..wenger has finally cracked the code.....

Shurrap.

Arsenal packed the bus.

Although jose never expected it

We arsenals are celebrating championsleague.

MrsChima:
You should know all about being an abomination to life period.

Have you ever wondered why every time you visit your grandparents' house and hear toilet flushing? It is a memorial to how you were brought to the world and unfortunately didn't drowned.

I will repeat myself.

I am forced to berrate the trolls that allow your existent. Its a monumental mistake for mankind.

MrsChima:
Mammy ho is your mother? I didn't know! . I blamed your father for not influencing your mother to abort you.

And i bet your cave troll parents wont think of aborting another abormination

MrsChima:
First you say my points make sense and now you are saying I argue without intelligence. Which one is it dumb ass?

You need an updated dictionary dumb ass! Men sitting around at their workplace talking about their sex mates aborting their babies is like Nigerian/African women paying groom price!

I try to respect peoples opinion no matter how sick you.

But i sense your sickness is off limit.

MrsChima:
Like your mammy ho!

Just a forum arguments...u quickly descended so low attack my parents.

It shows how uncultured you are.

I blame your cave trolls you call family for producing u.

Jose will win and arsenal fans will start ranting. Kill him, he parked d bus...he is lousy ...blahblah

MrsChima:
Now I see why you are a flaming fagg@t.

And you madam are a rotten frog

MrsChima:
Are you his counselor or pastor, A coworker is briefing you daily about his personal life outside of work? Bullsh1t!

Even if the guy is telling you all of his business doesn't mean it is true and you know EVERY details.
So guys gossip and run their mouths like girls after all.

So when two friends talk about their personal probkem, ita gossip. You seriously need deliverance.

Like i wrote in my previous. Post.

Feminism has erased the logical parts of your brains.

You just argue wirhout intelligence

MrsChima:
God hates no one but he is gravely disappointed on your ignorance.

You r just a pathetic agama lizard. Must you argue everything. People like u cant have husband. Now i see the reason why you are a feminist.

Only an enemy of God fight with God.

He created all rhings and they were fine.

Now somebody like you is coming to question God why guys dont get pregnant.

MrsChima:
You see this bullsh1t ladies? If you are AGAINST GOD you are a feminist.

If you are question God on why its only women that get pregnant.

You are a feminist.

You are calling God's integrity to question and God hate this. That makes you his enemy.

Its logic. You always have problem with logic

MrsChima:
Is this "friend" you? You seems to know all the answers to your "friend" issue. Hmmm.

Because i follow d issue 24 7. And we work in d same office. Plus d guy always breifing me

MrsChima:
Thank God I am not religious! Religious folks are confused as hell! Feminism is about women being equal to a man in every area of life and anything that is AGAINST that idea loft Is not feminist.

Anti'Feminsim doesn't support women being equal to men.

The bible has MANY anti-feminist assertions that oppressed women and then say uplift women with love.

I taya oo

And you know women can never be equal to men.

Women carry pregnancy and thats why they are valued and respect.

I have met a femiist who was contesting and protesting why a woman should carry pregnancy.

I just told her to go make her case with God.

Feminism is anti-God

MrsChima:
It does require sperm to produce a child but it is also take intelligence for a man to select quality women that won't engage in irresponsible activities.

Mrschima...

Lol

MrsChima:
Question...would you want to know if you may not potentially be the father of an unborn child?

Be honest. The fact remains that if a woman isn't sure who has impregnated her she may not be comfortable with sharing the news which may implicate her being promiscuous.

It happens where women have more than one sex partner and the main boyfriend isn't the father.

There are many reasons why women have abortions, it is not always fact that she is denying the sperm donor the right to know or doesn't want him to be the father.

There are MANY different reasons why each girl abort their babies.

Gud.

Lets base this debate on my story.

She was sick for 2 months due to abortion. Nobody knew tge sympton.

My friend didnt know d sympton.

My friend didnt ask if she aborted.

She came out voluntarily to say she aborted my friends pregnancy.

She was sure the pregnancy belonged to my friend.

Nobody forced her to confess.

So your point that she might have many sexual partners and not sure who its belongs is invalid

craziebone:
feminism is actually a religion, fact! What do religions do? What are their characteristics? One of it is that religion has a well defined doctrine. The doctrines and dogmas of the feminist religion are:

pro-LGBT as an acceptable and normal way of life, which is instrinsic in the human being.

Pro-abortion, which should be a normal thing because the baby or fetus, like the call it, is just some tissues.

Monopolization of reproductive power, which seeks to entrench it that a man has no right or say in whether hi OWN child be born or not.

On the mystical ground, the worship of some lilith, the woman who mythology has it was the first woman for Adam.

Etc.

It also aften said that religion is the death of reason. The same thing can be found among feminists to and this can be seen clearly when they argue on abortion that it is their body.

When you put it plainly, biologically and otherwise i such a way that feminists have no better arguement to counter you, they still stubbornly stick to their tyranical tendencies to monopolize reproductive power by screaming in your face, "my body, my choice!" like one is trying to drag ownership of her body with her. Their behaviour in this case brings to mind the attitude of that desperate catholic, who is losing ground in a biblical debate about the asumption of mary and screams in your head that "no matter what you say, i am not leaving the catholic church!"

so, someone pls tell me why we shouldn't think that feminism is a religion on its own?

Lol @ my body my choice.

Why do their bodies requires sperm to produce.

My sperm my asset ...hhahahahaaa

MrsChima:
Thank you for acknowledged that I mentioned no country.

Lady...i understand your points.

Based on your arguments....i learnt that a lady has the right to choose what happens yo her body. After all its her body.

The lady might end up giving birth to baby she might end up taking care alone.

A guy should have protected sex to avoid unwanted pregnancy.

Im fine with all your arguments...you r making sense.

My point will still remains my point.

A man must be aware of any pregnancy.

Even in american sperm donation services.

The donor must sign off that his sperm will be used for pregnating a lady.

Siemen is like somebody donating his liver. Thats why they attach importance to it.

MrsChima:
Thank you for acknowledged that I mentioned no country.

[quote][/quote]MrsChima:


Abortion is legal.
Murder is illegal (those whose aren't in the womb)

If you don't mind the death penalty...murder away.

MrsChima:
Abortion is legal and I mentioned NO country.

Keep up...you are drowning.

U didnt mentioned country...hmmmm

And look ...this is nairaland...and im a nigerian who naratted a story of what happened in nigeria.

And abortion is ilegal in nigeria.

And chima is a nigerian name of igbo descendant.

Based on the premises above,kindly judge your self.

Weighn your logicabilty on a scale of 10

MrsChima:
You are the one that sound ridiculous. He was arrested and charged in your compound because a lady had a failed abortion?!!

Super story!

Wait a minute...did the dumb ass performed the abortion?

Maybe you should go out and ask people who have experienced it.

I remember a quote where you said abortion is legal.

I expect a feminist to be knowledgable ...

If you want to fight guys...atleast get a basic knowledge in law and socials..