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nigerianvenom:
What a badluck we have in buhari.

Whats bad luck in doing the right thing?

You have a your police and military yet, you are securing the nation with thugs OPC, Militants, agberos.

This is why they always say a white man brain is different from a black man.

People like you makes Black slaves and second human.

Is it that Black people have mental problems ?

In a sane society, you use police and military to secure your country.

Well in a jungle where you belong, its badluck....

None of our business.

(Vaseline Association of Nigeria)

[size=15pt]WHat is the name of your husband?

We the Vaseline Association of Nigeria (VAN) will like to confirm if your husband is a card carrying member.

We want to take up the case.

Its illegal for anyone to Vaselinize without being a member of the association.[/size]

[size=18pt]SHout out to all Igbo agents of change. We respect your courage during the last election.

You are an example of the notion that "not all Igbos are tribal"

Respect[/size]

Vaseline Association of Nigeria fully represented

CUM4WHAT:
i think am beginning to get tired tired of it coz it makes me harden my heart towards meeting pple and feel i got d whole world...... Tried to stop but the great feeling wudnt let me...... I know it has no bad effect but it takes much of my time, my eyes are dimming even tho i love it......I may stop if any1 can convince me....


Am damn crious,,,, :k just finished 2nd round and xooxo weak to stand up....


And how can i watch sexy movies without jerking offf,.... Someone HELP!!...


DNT BRING RELIGIOUS OPINION HERE OKAY COZ AM A STRONG BROTHER IN THE LORD IN ONE OF NAIJA HOTTEST CHURCHES....

Boy...You are a good talent.
We need people like you.

We can help you refine your potential.

We the corporate coordinating committee of Vaseline Association of Nigeria (VAN)

Nothing do you boy..

Pin:GTD37457456

Gays only

1deadlugard:
fork off animal .

Sorry dawg

1deadlugard:
we are BIAFRANS i'm from delta state ,i swear Nigeria should burn to ashes .

Nigeria's of omo amala eaters are back ward vermin spreading coward parasites .


we are Biafrans . from delta state to bayelsa where i'm originally from .


yoruslaves should just keep off for now . we are not Nigerians .to think about asaba massacre .


long live BIAFRA

Nigeria will never turn to ashes. You know you have nothing at stake in Nigeria. Your tribe is irrelevant, yet you will claim you own the ecenomy of Nigeria. If at all you own the economy of Nigeria, you wont pray it burns.

We Yorubas dont want Nigeria to burn because we have alot at stake.

Spybradd:
u quoted a very brilliant poster,WombRaiders and i wonder how u expect him to reply to this piece of kidergaten,immature and senseless shiit ur just dropped,i mean hes way too enlightened and intelligent for ur comprehension..i can bet u never comprehended his sensible post so my advice to u is simple: spend a few minutes reading and spend the rest trying to digest whatever u cud read..kajiko? Kagani,ko?

Mentally challenged people dont deserve my attention

softysparky:
He's even lying on top small matter smh.

Oya na...who am I following ?

Expose me abeg

softysparky:
Why follow almost girls on nl, what happened to your sexlike


eh dey your body.

Excuse me.. I follow noone...Check my profile...

I have followers...I dont follow ...Jez...no time for peppersouping with female folks.

softysparky:
Nice one op. My annoyance is that you can't just get a cool guy to hang out with without him asking for one thing.

WHy hang out with a guy. WHat happened to your sexlike ?

eh dey your body

PDP re branding. The name PDP is no more sell-able.

whailing whalllll...

kobonaire:
You should have ignored me because now you have even exposed your lies even more. 12 years ago there was no concept of having a phone camera in Nigeria and so why would you even mention that? Your whole story is completely fabricated and blatantly fake. It is entertaining though, I'll give you that.
You continue to expose yourself even further with the explanations you struggle to make and so save your worries for your self. Maybe what you can do is convert your write up into an African erötic novel ....

What do you want to achieve by discrediting my experience. That it didnt happened?

Oh there was no phone in 2004? Jesus. You must be a foolish kid. Your mate was also telling me there was no water dispenser in 2004.

And I remember when I was in primary school, we have huge cylinder/kettle with tap on the table in our classroom where you can press the tap to release water in your cup. Is that not water dispenser ?

Now you are talking about phones. Now go back home and ask your parent when phone came to Nigeria.

My story is fake my ass**sss. If you can't believe it then so be it. You believing it doesnt change what happened.

Alcatel, Sagem, Nokia 3310, WAIYO. Ask your elders at home if they use that phone and ask when they use it.

Stewpid kid.

sonofananimal1:
BROS SORRY, I REALLY FEEL YOUR PAIN,

THAT 'S WHY WE ARE HERE FOR YOU. NEXT TIME, NEVER YOU USE MORE THAN 1% OF LOVE ON ANY WOMAN, THAT WAS THE MISTAKE I MADE.

FORGET ALL THOSE MONIKA WERE DEY TELL YOU NOT ALL WOMEN ARE LIKE THAT. THOSE FEMALE MONIKERS ARE AGENT OF DEVIL SENT TO DESTROY EVERY LIVING TRACE OF JOY IN YOUR HEART THERE ARE LIKE BACTERIAL WITHOUT CURE.

DON'T LISTEN TO THEM.

Abi

princeonx:
You need wipes? Cry baby!! You for put padlock there!

Go find something to do with your life madam. You need cucumber ?

dreamworld:
fake story, the op can lie ehh
1, you are a graduate and you are begging us to forgive your grammatical flaws
2, lectures don't stay in the school office at night unless na school of ghost, the school security guards take over by 7pm, they don't even allow students to come close to lecturers office at night due to security reasons

In my school...3 lecturers use the same office.

This lecture had many Part-time lecturers working for him. He was a senior lecturer ( A Doctor).

Yes pardon my grammatical flaws. English is not my language and I am posting on online forum with little time to edit and prove read my writeup. So if u see any error due to typo or other way, you should overlook it. This is simple for simpleton to understand.

Go to schools UI, OAU you see lecturers with students in the office late in the night. What is this one saying?

I guess you are one of those that attended Bowen, Convenant (Semi-secondary school). You think say na higher institution be that?

You missed great campus life. Trust me. Visit a public campus.

EggovinMma:


She decided to stop "catching cold" without ya penis!
That gurl can kill!

Silent killer gan ni

argob44:
sorry dear

Thanks...thats years ago...I have forgotten it.

deebsman1:
u bad gan o , see as u finish them, the worst part of the whole thing na where they will be swearing, dem no fear God at all. Some days ago, 1 was swearing to me with all her Ramadan fast and yet i know say na lie, ur right, its part of their DNA, dem too like messing around.

Choii, they can lie gan. Haaaa...One lady lied to my friend that she is a virgin.

When my guy finally enter the place and found out she is loose. LOL she said "She played football with friends last week, thats when her thing broke".

Shey football dey disvirgin a girl?

My guy vex. He said the girl wey no be virgin sef, her virgo is tighter than this footballing virgin.

Ladies Chaiiii

princeonx:
Knock yourself out! Keep remembering while she's gone doing another man! And since you were brought up to remember sh!t, I hope and pray the one u marry give you more to remember.

I will remember as far as I like. There is nothing yo-bitc*s can do about it.

If my post offends you, why not ignore it and get you as**ss off here.

Somebody is guilty of the same here and she is offended that someone is exposing her.

1stCitizen:
I no do oh! Another man wife.... tufiakwa!!!! When Naija babes plenty to give you designer punny for a bottle of malt and shawarma

boban007:
12 YEARS AGO,WAS THERE WATER DISPENSER?NOT SURE JUST ASKING.

There have been water dispenser from time immemorial. YES. Water dispenser was around then. You think water dispenser just appeared last year.

Oh maybe you mean the cway water dispenser. Yes that came in your generation.

We have been using water dispenser before you were born.

deebsman1:
Learner, when u no fit give am as she wanted, y she no go find am go somewhere else

Your reasoning gan sef. nawa oooo

if you dck is as huge as that of horse.

If u jack her like raw garri,

she go still go out go fck small dcks.

Its in their nomenclature. It has to do with their brains.

DukeNija:
Lie Lie oooo.
Why u no do. Tell us d truth we won't crucify you.

I have seen something similar. He might be right

RapLawd:
Na the word that gives me lotta headache be that... 99 out of hundred is doing something and they're still forming otherwise..


Even she that is saying not all is also a heart breaker...

One thing I learn recently. Ladies all have price tag. The most born again descent one has her price tag.

You just have to figure it out. Once you figure it out, you will fck her like a slave.

Even house wives have price tag. GO to office environment where office romance is the order of the day. You will see house wives succumbing to pressure.

Snipes009:
All I wanna ask you is if you passed the lecturer's 4-unit course. If you did, you are surely one helluva lucky mothafucka!

By not interrupting them and pretending nothing happened saved my life.

ApcSucks:
Dude wats up, will like to speak with you if you don't mind

oYA NA

princenation:
A lecturer wooed his babe for you?? and you want us to believe you?? like seriously?? tell that to those that haven't been in the four corners of a university. All but fallacies "poo"

We started dating before the lecturer decided to have a taste too. I dont know where the sudden change of mind came from. May be its from my girl

sonofananimal1:
i swear, you don't Naija ladies, there are the definition of evil, the moment you start loving them, them will take you for granted. If you don't give a fvck about them, that's when them will be chasing you,

Really confused set of womanbeings

Thats the best way to sum them up. Good choice of words