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RomanceRe: How I Caught My Cheating Lover Pants Down. by proxillin(op): 8:13am On Jul 14, 2015
princeonx:
Pls tell me one thing you learn from this abeg?
You can't move forward holding on to the past and the way this is going (every year/every July 13) you will live with it for a very long time if not forever and might even end up hurting a faithful genuine lover. What'a f is there to learn?
12 years ago? Minus that from your present age and tell the dif.
Maybe thats how you were brought up.

The way I was brought up and the way I live my life. We always remember and reflect on our past.

A man without history/past is a zombie.

FYI, I will still remember in 13/07/2016....
RomanceRe: How I Caught My Cheating Lover Pants Down. by proxillin(op): 8:09am On Jul 14, 2015
solonazzy:
I swear I once did dat...i was almost caught dat day, it happened arnd 12 in d midnyt... Had to b patient for dem to get started on d bed in d guy's room....Definitely out of ma mind den... Snapped with d light on n shutter sound for clearer pics, n made ma run like a thief dat mustnt b caught cos d guy saw d light... After dat day's success, I simply coupled maself, even had injuries frm D run, started bombarding her wit d love dat I hav always had for her, n gave her d Bleep of her life.... I was already tru frm Sch den, just came to collect ma certs.... bleeped her well n didn't even say goodbye... Till 2day I didn't mention I caught her or hav Dr pics.... Bt she must hav wondered hw I suddenly changed after d showers of love.... I felt so gud after dat, no remorse.... I just didn't say anythn to her abt d nyt... Bt d truth is it wasn't worth d risk.. If u snap n u r caught, it might lead to ur death in some worse case scenarios.... It's gud u c n Dnt wait to d end.... Pretend u never saw n Bleep d hell out of her, n show n remorse wen dumping her
You are a case
RomanceRe: How I Caught My Cheating Lover Pants Down. by proxillin(op): 8:08am On Jul 14, 2015
expert1:
Idi0t ! 12 years was a very long time, we've had 4 Presidents in Nigeria within this period. By now your daughter should be around 6 years old. Pray she didn't go Bimpes way.
So what did I do to warrant the abuse? Is there is anything in my post that is offensive?
What a country called Nigeria. Full of wild baboons
RomanceRe: How I Caught My Cheating Lover Pants Down. by proxillin(op): 8:04am On Jul 14, 2015
freeage7:
This story na mumu story jo. Idiot. Another man dey mash ur babe banga u won die. Die na, ur name na sorry. On top ur grave dat same lecturer go come straff her.
Have you ever been in Love before?

Have you ever trusted a woman with your life before?
RomanceRe: How I Caught My Cheating Lover Pants Down. by proxillin(op): 8:03am On Jul 14, 2015
kobonaire:
I couldn’t interrupt them. I stood there watching the whole show

I think the whole story is FAKE to begin with but just playing along .... I found the above to be the most hilarious part. Maybe all along it was the lecturer's girlfriend and the OP was just a voyeür who had a fantasy for that girl grin
I wanted to ignore people like you.

You saw a lecturer taking your 4 unit course banging your girlfriend and you want to interrupt? I pity your sorry asss. I didnt even have telephone to record. Even if I had, do I have the liver to do such a thing?

There are some fearful scenarios you dare not make mistake in. I made the right decision for not interrupting them.
RomanceRe: How I Caught My Cheating Lover Pants Down. by proxillin(op): 7:54am On Jul 14, 2015
Booty4me:
op you are very foolish... you mean after 12 years .. you still came here to tell us shiitss.. Fucck off
Who is us? Do you look like a sane human? My post is for matured, mentally fit people who can learn from it. Even if it happened 50years ago, is there any law in Nigeria that forbid remembering it? werey
RomanceRe: How I Caught My Cheating Lover Pants Down. by proxillin(op): 7:50am On Jul 14, 2015
Sacramento4real:
This happened 12 years ago and she still snubs you.U mean say shey neva marry up till now?Una still dey stay dsame area since?Even u sef neva marry?
I saw her on facebook 2 years ago. I sent her request, she ignored it. SHe has been avoiding me.
RomanceRe: How I Caught My Cheating Lover Pants Down. by proxillin(op): 7:47am On Jul 14, 2015
NEROSKY:
I could see water/dripping wets from her virgin_al position in her skirt.

That's the part i like most
Perv cool cool cool cool cool cool
RomanceRe: How I Caught My Cheating Lover Pants Down. by proxillin(op): 5:00pm On Jul 13, 2015
dulux07:
Majority of gals r like that, m scared of getin married sef.
Yes. Some of them are still gud..
RomanceRe: How I Caught My Cheating Lover Pants Down. by proxillin(op): 4:49pm On Jul 13, 2015
Tocheagle:
CHAI, DIS LOOKS LIKE A JIM IYKE MOVIE
Jim Iyke ko abija ni
RomanceRe: How I Caught My Cheating Lover Pants Down. by proxillin(op): 4:43pm On Jul 13, 2015
ahsekeena:
O.p...this thing still dey pepper u after how many years grin





U are now a free man indeed,u are still caged my dear.
We all have memories. We can only overlook it, but we will never forget it.

It pains me no more. I don chop many shes. SO no need to fight over spilled milk. But memories will be memories tongue tongue tongue tongue.
RomanceRe: How I Caught My Cheating Lover Pants Down. by proxillin(op): 4:30pm On Jul 13, 2015
InbornGenius:
Some people just can't leave their past in the past sad
Na with Pants up dem dey cheat before?
Ofcuz its a past. Why is it called "Past" ?

Its for us to remember and learn from. cool cool cool cool cool
RomanceRe: How I Caught My Cheating Lover Pants Down. by proxillin(op): 4:29pm On Jul 13, 2015
may01:
Op sorry about that but not all girls are like that. I hope you meet someone that'll make you believe in love and its beauty smiley
I have seen many. But unfortunately, I am now a bad boy. No long thingy
RomanceHow I Caught My Cheating Lover Pants Down. by proxillin(op): 4:19pm On Jul 13, 2015
Pardon my grammatical flaws.
Note: This happened to me today 12 years ago. The memory always flashes me every 13/07
I met this lady in my second year in school. I went to a lecturer’s office who happens to be like a fatherly figure to me, then I saw this chick (Actually, it wasn’t the first time I would meet her there). So I quickly used that opportunity to clinch her in front of my lecturer who even stylishly persuaded her for me. Although, he warned me not to mess her up, that’s when he revealed to me she is his blood sister.

Throughout the time we spent together, I treated her with care because I knew her brother is a lecturer who is even handling my 4 unit course.

Bimpe can fck. She is very romantic and pretty. She likes se.x. more than food.
On this faithful night, we decided to go and read on campus, NEPA was doing what they know how to do best.
It was a mildly cold night. We passed through her brother’s office which was under locked (at times when we go out reading in the night, we do visit him if he is around). He wasn’t around this time around.

After about 30 minutes reading, my girl started complaining of cold, she could not concentrate again. She told me she was going, I offered to see her off, and she said she doesn’t want to disturb me. I should continue reading.
So she left. I read for about 30 minutes, I could not concentrate anymore. My mind was with her, I decided to trace her home and check on her for the last time.

On my way home, I noticed her brother’s office was opened this time, I could see light reflection coming from his inner office (His office has a lobby where some junior lecturers sit, then another inner-main office where he sits).
Nobody was in the outer office at that time of the day, so I decided to go in straight to my oga’s office. Even the door to the inner office was not closed but just tilted, so if you look inside, you could see what is going on inside without opening the door fully.
I saw my girl (she wore mini-skirt that night. I even challenged her that mosquito will have party on her she said she want fresh air on her legs, but on getting to school and started complaining of cold again)

I saw her sitting on my lecturer’s laps and facing him. She was hopping up and down. The man managed to insert his dck through her mini-skirt. That’s when I knew my girlfriend did not wear pant under that mini-skirt. Or may be the man got another way to insert without pulling off her pants.

I couldn’t interrupt them. I stood there watching the whole show. This headache suddenly came from nowhere. My legs were shaking. It was like my whole intestine was gone.
I was lost in thought just standing there like statue. They finished up, she took a cup from his table to come and fetch water from the water dispenser in the outer office. She spotted me at the door and shouted “Jesus”. She didn’t expect anyone to be there.

I could see water/dripping wets from her virgin_al position in her skirt.
I rushed away…she didn’t even bother to follow or call me. I cried the whole night. I wished death come and take me. The next day I met her in her room crying. I asked why she will do something like that with her blood brother. That’s when she confessed he is her father’s best friend. They even built house in the same place in Ibadan.

I said to myself people are really wicked. Up till today whenever I mention to my colleagues that they are not related in anyway, people argue with me and say they are brothers and sisters. I just laugh it off.

The breakup was not easy on me. I could not eat for days. She never felt remorse that much. Ever since then, she has been snubbing me. Even my lecturer too raise his face whenever I come near him.

That’s when I changed my perspective of relationship. It doesn’t worth your heart and loyalty. I am now a free man.
PoliticsRe: Mr President, The "Honeymoon" Is Over - By Harry Slim Omoakhia by proxillin(m): 10:00am On Jul 10, 2015
[size=15pt]Yeeebooo people....leave buhari alone.

You never pressured Jonathan who spent 6 years achieving nothing.

Buhari has not even spent a year, you are shouting shiiiits.

he is here to stay....

We true change agents will assess him after 4 years and not after 3 months.

Awon werey[/size]
RomanceRe: How My Girlfriend Failed My Fidelity Test. by proxillin(m): 4:19pm On Jul 07, 2015
No need to ask questions. You already know what to do with her. Beautiful girls are for the society...So use am too....
Car TalkRe: Passenger Bus Falls Into Lagoon Along Ijebu Ode-ore Expressway (photos) by proxillin(m): 4:17pm On Jul 07, 2015
shocked
PoliticsRe: GEJ's FB Post On The Current Sate Of The Nations Security, And People's Response by proxillin(m): 12:40pm On Jul 06, 2015
[size=14pt]SO did boko-haram go away during Jonatha tenure? No.

So why this.. "We miss you song"...We knew you will miss him when we voted him out.

He could not defeat boko-haram in 6 years.

Taniods/Tribal wereys are now expecting Buhari to do it in 2 months.

foooooooools[/size]
CrimeRe: Ikorodu Bank Robbers Arrested (Details Of The Arrest) by proxillin(m): 11:15am On Jul 06, 2015
[size=15pt]I knew they can never catch that woman.

She get juju all over her body. Police wont want to try it cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin[/size]
RomanceRe: When Playing "Hard-To-Get" Goes Too Far?! by proxillin(m): 9:53am On Jul 03, 2015
T3Amo:
Thank you. It's so annoying the amount of stupid topics I see everyday. This site is really not the same as what it used to be. I miss those days
[size=15pt]I thought its in romance section!

People and self-righteousness.

This is a public forum

Be civil for once [/size]
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Blast Femi Adesina On Twitter, #WailingWailers Also Trending by proxillin(m): 8:55am On Jul 02, 2015
kendlez:
Hey! That's what an opposition party is there for. Dumb brain!
#whailingwhailers = Tanoids...

New name registration
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Blast Femi Adesina On Twitter, #WailingWailers Also Trending by proxillin(m): 8:32am On Jul 02, 2015
Damager:
So dea is a particular tribe in 9jeria buh dey are not NIGERIANS?? I just hop PMB delivers if not even u would b shocked at ur comments later in lyf
Are you a #whailingwhailer too ?
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Blast Femi Adesina On Twitter, #WailingWailers Also Trending by proxillin(m): 7:56am On Jul 02, 2015
[size=18pt]Who are Nigerians?

The only people attacking him are a particular tribe.

Let them go and die[/size]
RomanceRe: What Could Have Happened To Her Bwest? by proxillin(m): 6:42pm On Jul 01, 2015
AsanwaKC:
must you have an answer to every stupid question asked undecided...
Is yours sagged too?
RomanceRe: Feminists you are wrong - Nature Never Intended Equality Between Men And Women by proxillin(m): 6:38pm On Jul 01, 2015
Nice one

from President of Versiline Association of Nigeria...
RomanceRe: Ways To Make A Girl Break Up With You by proxillin(m): 5:47pm On Jul 01, 2015
Only one works like charms.

The best one is:

Use another lady's picture as your bbm/whatsap dp.

She is gone.
FamilyRe: #beingfemaleinnigeria Trending On Twitter. How True Are These Tweets? by proxillin(m): 4:16pm On Jul 01, 2015
teelady:
ya right no time, but not all ladies are that lucky......am a lady and i hate to say this most ladies nowadays dnt want to be a part of any man's hustle no more and the rich dudes cant go round. Being part of a man struggle atimes has it advantage. If only we knew
the best is to build with your man jare.

You will have say in the whole stuff.

But if u come after wealth is made, we see you as a property procured with money.

Ma car, my house, my wife.

Wife is seen as object procured.

But if you build together...If anything happens, the man will say "Let me ask madam".
FamilyRe: #beingfemaleinnigeria Trending On Twitter. How True Are These Tweets? by proxillin(m): 3:33pm On Jul 01, 2015
teelady:
Wow so much pain, but if most of this are true......then am greatful to God for this peaceful life i have lived so far,i hope and pray it continue that way. Sincerely i dodge most of the bullet stated hear. But y rush ur daughter to bring a suitor, that alone cn make her fall into the wrong hands. Tnx God thou
I have never seen any parent rushing their daughter to go bring somebody or else.

There is no bad in reminding your daughter she is not getting younger by the day.

So she should not be get carried away .

Menopause starts at age 30. She should know that.

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