₦airaland Forum

STFUareyouGod:
dumb!

it might even be pdp it mite b some one u least xpect d heart of man is wicked

kingstylo01:
The way viviangist dey make fp these days, i come dey think say na lala bae...

my dear I tire ooooo no b ladyF again na Vivian gist stupid jobless gal

fabmum:
Chai hw una dey do am..weighed 52kg before pregnancy and at 33weeks I weigh 62kg....yeparipa God help me

ur probably like me maybe. Ive stopped working and just sitting at home. Couldn't cope with work and my Ms, so I had to quite I was 62kg b4 pregg now im 70kg im so bothered cos I can actually feel the weight gain.and im just 24 weeks gone. Dont know wat to do pls sombori help a concerned soul

Zee10:
#BS.2
Got dere by 9pm was admitted was still gisting wit hubby and having sharp mouth. Lol. By 6am was checked and still 2cm dilated and d nurse inserted a tablet into me o boy in like d next 30mins I saw stars d pain ehn. So by 8am I felt like pushing.
D nurses were surprised deh say madam calm down
I say nurses I want to push o.then one of the nurses stood up to check and she was shouting d baby's head is out o.deh were now scrambling to set up dere equipments after 3pushes my princesss jumped out weighing 3.5kg and giving me a little tear.

Praise the Lord.

o what a joy! But u have an idea about the name of the drugs inserted in to u? That was fast and impressive. I pray I will experience a quick delivery with out tear in Jesus name Amen. Congrats dear once again

Pls I need Bs cos nothing disturbs like labour and brith.im so anxious im seriously having some mixed feelings I use 2 hospitals dont know yet where to use 4 delivery.im an inexperienced mom my ist ttime. I strongly want to push my baby but heard labour pain is unbearable im contemplating cs.pls I need advice.

FINA4804:
@zee10,Congratulations dear.
@pushing mamas that added only 4kg and even less well done oh at 24 weeks I have added more than 10kg pls I don't want to be fat oh

wow! 10 kg? I sincerely don't want to b fat mysef but u should watch it seems ur adding weight

hajarahbadmus:
u are welcome to the home of laugh away your worries...
your team captain will soon ask for your dues so get prepared..


team march class captain..una get new team member o!


#teamjune! how is the ms going?
#teamnovember..wishing u guys a safe supernatural delivery
#teamdecember..hope your bags are packed.
#teamjanuary..hope u guys have finished shopping..
porting is allowed o! dnt be caught unawares..

it will end in praise..

thanks 4 having me

Im a new mom to b in house.if I really understand wat u moms mean,im team March! Im I free to stay?Meanwhile I enjoyed alot of d comments and im still trying to understand the shortforms.heard so much about this trend and im loving it.also still trying to quote share rply etc.

mrsbw:
hello mamas...i am currently 21 weeks, but havent started feeling my baby's movement yet, and I'm getting a bit worried

Is this normal?

u will,I was worried too towards the end of my 21st week I started feeling it.im 24 weeks gone now in fact baby kicks dat I even feel d effect very well, u soon will.

tammyloreoluwa:
Mamas I need ur inputs on this abeg..this claylike stuff I'm craving I hope it doesn't have negative effects on babies? Anyone craved or craving EKO here?can't do without

hehehe said its good for babies skin but it sticks to der hair, u have to wash well well to remove it when u born ooo, i eat it too but just dont fancy it so i stopped.. as i hear say na Igbe pple dey use am..

nothing is wrong craving for it.i do too and I take it too

mrsbw:
#greenteam #teammarch

green team

Im so happy to finally be here .ive learnt quite alot and happy I did join.my hussy had said so much about dis section so I finally decided to b a part.im new in d house an expectant mum.i hope I will sure feel at home.

U must b a spoilt brat. A very spoilt one. To tink dat u were just 15.well ur kids will try theirs at 8

sunnyb0b0:
Anybody noticed that all Rivers state sounding names commented in favour of Wike while those who made negative comments bear either Yoruba or Hausa names.

I wonder y d fyoruba and hausa people can not mind dere bizness.and I wonder wen sentiments will end in dis country

Mariecakes:
Since the money is there,.. why not?? what/who am I working for if not my kids

really so you can as well buy d child a jet to hell since dats wat ur working 4 . rubbish ! A child demanding 4 dat at 14 trust me will demand 4 your head at 18.love ke love ni. Mstchew

So u never considered praying against this terrible problem all tru ur fasting exercise.pls do and put in faith u sure will get a miracle

HungerBAD:
I don't believe this story.

Anytime i look at Jim Iyke's pictures on the internet, i see the face of a man that can only shoot blank bullets. I don't see him getting anybody pregnant soon. The full story will soon come out.

ah ah which one b ur own?

ladyF:
Eeyah

Its [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

LadyF do u speak English?

thamees:
Fake list Fulani girls are the prettiest in Nigeria all round beauty follow by Yoruba girls they have got curves for dayz

yoruba ke d ugliest species of gals come from yoruba no hard feelings pls

ladyF:
Hmmmm Kano is the only northern state? Hausa girls are fine...list isn't a true reflection of reality...

It's [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

is that u practically sleep on nairaland? I cant help but notice,seriously u suck.excuse me!do dey pay u to comment on any trend or topic?Jesus ur boring

thekingsmen:
Of course, its not going to be easy defending

a two faced,

double talking,

Kunu sipping,

gworo chewing,

unforgiving tribalistic

_{unrepentant dictator &}

[size=16pt] memory deficient senile octogenarian [/size]

all dese 4 one person.

macpetrus:
outside abi...? 100million is not a joke... I might even go deaf for a day.,....

claim ing righteous

nicerichard05:
[size=20pt]BTW Introduction without Both parents? like seriously is he introducing her to his frnds or wat kinda introduction. I jst tire for naija artist [/size]

quote me sef i tire ooooo! Wanted to ask alsoauthor=adeyemi97 post=37232923]Is it iyanya's introduction or ubis'? Iyanya looks more like he's the groom[/quote]

[quote author=adeyemi97 post=37232923]Is it iyanya's introduction or ubis'? Iyanya looks more like he's the groom Abeg where are d old papas and mamas her parents and all of dat.iyanya is on a suit no b suit dey dey wear go introduction na.

vicoson:
I love those kids n they look like me.

are u a christian? There is no human being dat won't change wen showed genuine love . genuine love includes praying for her sincerely showing affection to her and d kids talking to her calmly providing for her and d kids.it may sound stupid but it will shock u she will change .keep loving dose kids dey are yours remember God hates divorce. It is never d best option. Its worst dan the main problem. But u didn't start d relationship on a good foundation granted but u can always ask God for a lasting solutions.he stireth the heart of kings to what sover direction he pleases how much more just a mere woman

ogbronx:
Now, tell me that these people won't perpetrate violence in different parts of the country to have grounds for this interim government. Could this the reason for smear campaign and hate speeches embarked by the PDP ? Nigerians please wake up. These pple are so selfish and careless about you. Don't die for those who don't care if you die. They only count the death as figures and not human beings. We are mere statistics to them.

exactly just mere figures I dont know who and wat to believe all I want is dis election to peacefully come and go so I can conduct my wedding

argon500:
SDFU, didn't you see the source? i wonder how some people reason self. Mind you, i am one of Buhari supporter. I posted this just for people to see one of the latest propaganda by PDP. The next thing on their mind now is to ask Buhari for his certificate of birth.

some Nigerians like u need to tink very well.you criticise Jonathan pls sincerely ask yourself this question wat and wen did bokoharam insurgency start? And wen referring to terrorist dose it take just a day to stop it . several countries are facing it and have been wit it its not a good tin bt d only tin Apc uses against Jonathan is d insecurity in d country. Jonathan has don alot only dat some selfish people want him out because of dere selfish reason.why is Buhari so desperate to b a president perhaps he left somtin in a so villa which desperately wants to collect change indeed almost 80 yrs old man who can bearly communicate[center][/center]

argon500:
SDFU, didn't you see the source? i wonder how some people reason self. Mind you, i am one of Buhari supporter. I posted this just for people to see one of the latest propaganda by PDP. The next thing on their mind now is to ask Buhari for his certificate of birth.

some Nigerians like u need to tink very well.you criticise Jonathan pls sincerely ask yourself this question wat and wen did bokoharam insurgency start? And wen referring to terrorist dose it take just a day to stop it . several countries are facing it and have been wit it its not a good tin bt d only tin Apc uses against Jonathan is d insecurity in d country. Jonathan has don alot only dat some selfish people want him out because of dere selfish reason.why is Buhari so desperate to b a president perhaps he left somtin in a so villa which desperately wants to collect change indeed almost 80 yrs old man who can bearly communicate

DaBullIT:
From where i stand, Obama's support for APC , says a lot , no need to hate

obama simply knows his got no grip over Jonathan wen he threatened Jonathan he relief the country of all help.but Jonathan remained adamant towards d law on gay relationship

onyeamuma73:
This list can not and never be complete with out Gods general senior prophet tb joshua of scoan lagos

dancing skelewu story for the gods

benuejosh:
pastor W.F Kumuyi and brother Gbile Akanni the least or better still the Non controversial pastors in Nigeria. almost every other pastor listed there has had a taste of public rubbishing for one shady deed or the other but not for kumuyi and Gbile. i respect this Men of God.

that's to tell u that they all have their mandate gifts and calling

kamez: Even if idleness wan finish my life on dat day, I still won't watch dat match.....instead i go re-watch pete edochie's Things fall apart... Or dat old skul chinese film Seven Lucky Kids

. Pls hw do  get d film seven lucky kids.I've searched nd searched 4 it.all 2no avail.pls help ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ its importnt 2me even d things fall apart bt most esp d 7luckykids