₦airaland Forum

MrMcJay:
I attended a wedding of my former neighbour. The band was singing and hailing people until the groom's elder brother started spraying 1,000 notes. This guy sprayed for more than 1 hour and all through the time he was spraying, the band stopped singing for the couple and were singing for him. At a point, he went to drink water and came back to continue spraying.

Nothing really bad in what you just narrated, it's a norm anywhere, and for the MC, IT'S his job to rake in more money for the celebrants.

Paxxcarl:
they will drop points to Newcastle

Newcastle can outplay them, it's not a prediction, its certain.

Only a delusional arsenal fan will be thinking of a win or draw before the on set of this match.

It's like comparing GOLDENMORN with PAP, OP! choose whichever that suits you. Netflix no be netnaija mate.

Anny505:
He doesn't track back to defend, gives the ball away whenever other teammates defend and pass to him, very non chalant about the match, doesn't realise pass on time. Nigga is feeling too big already

I think he has been a better option for ancelotti, u can see that he hasn't been subbed even with all his mistakes, on thing I know they will be shopping for someone to compete him on that wing, Eden hazard was suppose to head that wing but we know the story.

Anny505:
VINICUS JNR Is always show boating, the boy doesn't care about anything just like neymar. Carlo should better sub the idiot from the dressing room

I couldn't get what u trying to say

hopefulLandlord:
Christians should be very watchful of their utterances against Pastor Michael Oliseh as what he did might've been commanded by Yahweh as he works in mysterious ways and his wisdom, as our perfect Holy Bible said, looks like foolishness unto man.

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all Midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's


Yahweh's ways are not our ways. its possible Yahweh instructed Pastor Michael Oliseh to defile his friend's daughters. Yahweh might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what a man talking to a being of unlimited knowledge does. Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true man of Yahweh

A Lost sheep sighted.

I tried to solve this, I Did, but It took me much time and reasoning to solve, so I kept wandering, how much Time and reasoning would it take a primary school pupil to solve, since it happens to be their text book.

Nonsense! Upgraded 3g, even 4g we never enjoyed it, this mtn follow bid for 5g after stealing our data by scam, I wonder what they will do to us with this 5g.

Ekaka1:
This Villa goal keeper is a scam and a clown wrapped up into one...He also appears very un-serious ..
He's let in 3 goals all from weckless goal keeping

Don't mind the useless club, a keeper that can't make simple catch, always parrying balls away to opponents, how should that be a reliable goalkeeper, they all joke in that villareal team

Villareal suppose dey play for Nigerian league if nah buy performance. I hate the team with passion, no be today. Even when they go 2 goals ahead, I knew it was all wash.

Useless villareal, I talk am

If u dey put hope say villareal go comot Liverpool, OYO u dey. This villareal is one of the most shitty club in Europe, dem no reach to eliminate Liverpool. They hardly keep a clean sheet

Abascoh:
Peter obi is the who is who in Nigeria, you should be asking when tinubu will go and ask for Obi's blessings. Tinubu is not going anywhere without Obi's blessings oh, you better know this and know peace.

In as much I don't like Tinubu to be our next president, and I so wish an igbo presidency emerge, but truth is bitter, so take it or leave it. This is Nigeria, the igbo clamour for presidency only came into full gear in this present administration of buhari's regime,which so happens to be the worst kind of government administration in Nigeria.Igbo's presenting Peter obi as there candidate will only pave way towards their agitation for presidency in due season, but come 2023, it's not going be an igbo man on that seat in Aso rock. It's all a game of chess right now, but smart, cunny and ambitious politicians know this so well, that the frontiers are so clear to see as the winners in this game. And I can aswell add this, that only death can turn things around at this point.

Sucre6:
It's annoying and utterly frustrating, I wrote a whole article to vent my anger on this issues before, MTN has become so fraudulent that they use your own paid airtime, to remind you of low credit, it's madness, and they won't hesitate to double charge your data and secretly wipe your call credit. I have also noticed that your call credit depreciates gradually and almost unnoticed even without u using it. Am beyond annoyed with stuff going on in this country, a company that does this in another country will be shut down within hours

The way mtn is acting of recent, you just begin to think if the company has been held ransom or closing shop due to financial constraints. Open day robbery going on, both through airtime and data purchase. You purchase airtime with your hard earned money for specific purposes only for you to receive stupids messages on how multiple deductions has been for services you never know about or opted for.

Radionigeria:
Did you read a post on nairaland last year that says:
"my girlfriend gives me money and food stuff for free from her mum shop"
he was the one that posted it. That post made over 500 comments. I told you that you will go to jail, thief

This is the reason I like nairalander "THEY NEVER FORGET". Laugh want kill me here!

Layormiii:
Just to chook mouth lol
I use them presently and I haven't paid shishi at the hospital since January even with all the scans I've done and all.
I paid 40k and it covers deliver ( even if nah CS or twins) drugs, scans and all Sha during pregnancy.
Not campaigning for them o just telling you my own experience. Made life easy for me jare

The 40k you paid, for how long can you access free medication and treatment, does it really expire?

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Aystarz:
Like my Qatari people go talk : prediction don khalas

As soon as I saw their on pitch behaviour, I knew something was fishy, unnecessary foul here and there, no seriousness in pushing attacks massively, they should pray they win their remaining matches to remain on safer side. But how come Everton got to this point of relegation, Benitez really finish them. This implies any big team in the top 6 can aswell face such downfall in time to come.

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sript:
You have spoken well...

Havartz is on goal droughts... people seem not b talking about that.. a little chip would have beaten the keeper.. hence Tuchel reaction on the touchline...

This side is wasteful, always making teams on a poor run of form looking better than they actually are...

By this time Liverpool were about 3goals up last time against this same team...

Tuchel has a poor records again top four teams

Don't get too judgemental. We got different approach and tactics to winning our games, Liverpool got theirs, it did work for them, we will prevail come this next half

Solofresh2:
Useless Chelsea
Creating chances but not scoring
If Chelsea did not win here today,then they have no business shaming Man United

winning goal still dey load, nah league, no be Uefa knockout stage.

I am forced to count how many united players are on the pitch, they reach eleven, and salary dey load this weekend. Abeg shey nah set up?

I enjoyed the movie but the flaws are just there to see as the OP states it in write up, I think there's gonna be a part2, seeing Sam in prison towards the end of the movie indicates the movie ain't over. I will rate the movie 3/5.

chiefolododo:
I guess the Imam is also a hunter. According to some people, hunters turn to the animals they want to deceive them, but you must let other hunters know so that they won't gun you down.From punch news (Facebook)

seriously a hunter told me this, but I still find it so disturbing to believe,same reason they asked to stop eating those Bush rat we call rabbit, they say in the villages its common with hunters.

Please give a little time to resolve this issue, they realy tried compared to fidelity that gave 15 working days to rectify and reverse my 27,500k that was debited since 2nd of April, am yet to get my money. Just yesterday I asked of my statement of account and discovered the money has been with the merchant I transacted with about the said amount,after denying she never got the money from my bank (fidelity). I have gone to her with my statement of account to refund me ASAP, she could only plead that she need to sort the issue out with her account holder and her bank before refunding me. Am giving her just 2days, after that it's going be trouble for her and her business.

[quote author=oshozondii post=112247357][/quote]I just have this feeling about this one's when elected as PRESIDENT. Jan, ATIKU: smiling sheepishly like "I AM MADE".
Feb, WIKE:Looking like "I AM wicked"
March, SARAKI:PLease off the mic, come close and whisper into my ear.
April:PETER OBI: Please leave me, we are not sharing oyel money again.
May:OSIBANJO: saying "am not the cause of the economic chaos, please stop calling my name, go and find BUBU.
June: : I thinks that's emiefele, that man get small oyel for head, but my instincts tells me he will embezzle pass Abacha, and things we still be running smooth( my thought sha).
July:SOWORE: Laughing hysterical and saying "come take your share and shut ya mouth“.
August,AMAECHI: Looks like someone on a hot sit, contesting for who wants to be a millionaire.
Sept, PA TINUBU: saying" am not seeing anything wrong with the country, why are they complaining? “.
October, YAHAYA B. : Saying " I am doing well“ naija how fr?
Nov,, eeya I forgot her name, But someone should help me ask her if she's single or married, she looks too independent, and we don't want a situation where other world leaders will be toasting our president, imagine while in power she now engages any of this African president,They will now term Nigerian our "SISTER COUNTRY" haba Godforbid!
Dec, PIUS ANYIM: Looking like "The more I try the more they cry, I don't understand this country anymore “.
Nah joke oo!

Emmayorejoice:
The most important thing is hope you collected the receipt of the Failed transaction

I just came back from bank, I requested for my statement of account, it's clearly in the statement that the transaction took place, am at the pos now with the statement, she has to call her bank or her account holder to clarify this issue. N. B THE POS is for an electronic store that deals on phones and electrical appliances. I was told to give them few days to rectify the issue.