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notoriousbabe:

see ya tongue like red carpet wey dm use for grammy award

The beginning of K and Lolz is d ending of a chat...,after lik 10k's jez ask her; babe pls u b kswitch
BTW op u re corect...u deserv a plate of beans

I wonder wat tosyn2much would do if dis babe cum here and start draging I'm with twaci diddydiva and co

notoriousbabe:
I go wound you o

tosyne2much:
Bros thanks ooooo.. I really appreciate you

God bless

Cool nigga babes dey drag u lik say u b iyanya...,I diouf my hat for u

#whispers.....oya tell me d secret ah swear ah no go tell anybody...which kind powder u dey sprinkle(ponds mary k black opal)

notoriousbabe:
why you dey call my name?I owe you?

lolx...,
Serious babe ....,even notorious babe dey

izaray:
Honey u are taking tins too far okay...we are all here to crack jokes, so feel free and keep d fun going pretty

smilez...are. Name speaks for her...seriousbabe alwyas serious

seriousbabe:
Who is this tosyne2much sef

Why are ladies on this section so crazy about him. What has he achieved.

I hate unnecessary hype
#rubbish

chai see as ur coment carry fly cum hear...sinaj u better cover ur food...abeg make one persn find me apc broom make I use kill all dis fly...,Wow ur comment dey accumulate flies oo see as dey gather round am

I dnt take much...just apologize to me wit a plate of beans and a loaf of value bread shike ;Dna

DEUSHA:
Gudday, ladies and gentle men(Romance section)

Pls am sincerly sorry about the previous post which Titled I need a val and any other post which u might have seen that seems awkward,
Actually am d owner of dis account but I share it with my friends who are not yet a registered member of nairaland pls I am not the one that post that topic and I ve been reading some insultive comments if u see any post registered with my account, it might just be for fun to hear what people will say pls am begging u guys to stop the insult and sincerely am sorry I will deactivate this account so I can register a new one for my self to avoid further insult,
I will be grateful if my apology is accepted thanks from Deusha

Bro jideSM mtn usually snds me notiofication dat I jez used 1kb,10kb and dey wud deduct d money from my credit,I tot dey wud stoped so I ddnt bother complaining but like almost a week now they have increased it to lik 50kb...dis mawn dey jez snt a notification dat I have used 250kb and dey deducted my money....,the major reason am now lodging a complaint now is that since I have an active data plan on my mtns sim y is mtn charging me for kilobyte again,I make use of only phone browser,operamini and whatsapp ...,pls can u help me stop the unjustified deduction of my money....thanx my number is 08032257675...have lodged a similiar complaint here befor

LARRYDKING:
Some guys were forming 'intellectuals' when the news was first promulgated, they claimed it's scientific for water to gush out of trees as if there is one performing such magic @ the back of their father's house.

How can a dry tree that has neva dropped water for decades begin to gush one morning and u call it normal.

O.P, thanks for sheding light to the mystery.

wen d children of isreal were finding water in the wilderness and moses struck the rock 3 times and water gusheth out and d ppl of isreal drank, ....bros nah wetin dem wan proof bdat say water sef fit comot for dry tree

Wetin una talk make sense ...,buh wetin crazysaint talk ah no fit joor...,I resemble oyinbo pikin ni...,lolx izokay sha buh her husband is still alife so I'm go dey do d pecking and keeseen role

Oyinbo oyinbo...u sef dey pull traffic ooo...,I hail oo ow my brothers for your area nahmikel and soni aluko..abi u no sabi dem...


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Fellow nairalanders, today is my mums birthhday what's that perfect gift I could get for...,Abeg you people should help me out...,confused on what to buy for her somthing that won't worth more dan 3k




Would have love to buy her a Red Ferrari thou

...,

All wat u wrote dere is wat anybdy can do nah its nt a new tin...,tot u wanted to show ow to share apk and otherson whatsapp...,anytbdy can change whatsapp background or who doesn't knw ow to snd bc msg or even block on whatsapp... Abi is dere anybdy dat doesn't knw ow to snd BC msg

Silly topics makin FP dis days....Stcheeeeew(hisses in ibadan

kent79:
Omo na true too. Lol.. Bt wait oooo, u be female now.How u take know all these.

it cud be a boi using a female acct.....u re a good observer

olillywales:
The biggest annual music award, The Grammys in its 57th edition, went down on Sunday, February 9, at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California and guess what a Nigerian went home with an award. Yes you heard right! A Nigerian won for the first time!

Nigerian, Kelvin Olusola, went home with the award for Best Arrangement, Instrumental Or Acapella.
kevin-olusola-57th-grammy-awards-premiere-4v8nzz5iefil



Kelvin picked up an award alongside his acapella band, Pentatonix taking home the award in the ‘Arrangement, Instrumental or acappella’ category for their medley ‘Daft Punk’, a remake of Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky.



Here are few things you need to know about the record breaker, Kelvin Olusola:

Born in the United States to Nigerian father and Grenadian mother, Kelvin is a 26 year old beatboxer.

He is a graduate of prestigious IVY League college, Yale University from where he graduated in 2011 with a degree in East Asian Studies.

Kelvin is not just a musician, he’s super smart too. He also plays the cello, piano and saxophone.

He also speaks fluent Chinese & Spanish.

http://www.metroparrot.net/2015/02/photos-first-nigerian-to-win-grammy.html

this is a group award nah...,hin no fit carry am go im house...buh its somtin sha...,

#walks in to with bread and beans



Make una wey dey val-less like me come join me..., by Gods grace wen i see d true babe , my nxt val wey i go celeb nah red ferrari go b my val gift to her

The last time I checkd e snapd imself drinking garri and groundnut...watchout it wud hit fp

Chai see questionaire

Dotwillis1:
WTF!! *pulls d trigger nd exhaust the whole bullets at him*

see as d bullet dey swt me for ynsh lik tissue paper

Dotwillis1:
*dusts riffle* ma maot lik charger abi? ...*reloads nd points it at him* say it again! *sniffs

Blik say dat wan no wan work for u abi
#changes to double barrel...ya maut like cosy orjiakor labia...
i guess dat wud do

Dotwillis1:
SEXiest? ...buh none of 'em picz rais'd moi D..'

, mirexxx iz gudlukin tho!

bros u can lie even if nah fake monicker sef buh dose pix wey dm burow use do dp for dere shey nah serious babe dp we wan talk...ahnahn even thou dm b fake u no nid to lie if u wan beef #buh none of 'em picz rais'd moi D..' ur maut like nokia3310 charger

mirexxx:
vex na
na u get urself

smilez if i vex ehn...,tsunami II go happen for NL

mirexxx:
u no serious walai

#Thinking shey make i vex or make i smile