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SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Psittacus(m): 10:43pm On Sep 21, 2019
andrew444:
Slimani is injured thats why
OK no wonder... Same as BenYedder.
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Psittacus(m): 10:30pm On Sep 21, 2019
andrew444:
Dem go sack am las las

Gala purchased 2 wingers while Henry was working things out with Everton

Now are you sure Henry will bench Ryan babel ?

They are playing 3 5 2 today ,even fabregas dey bench self ,Henry will do well this season .
Oh really.. I had no idea Gala had their own plans.. I hope he gets more playing time. slimani that performed well in their last match didn't play today. I don't know why I keep watching their matches. But it seems I have a soft spot for the team. They have all the players they need to be a balance team.
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Psittacus(m): 7:46pm On Sep 21, 2019
I don't know what's up with Monaco.. it's like the coach keeps experimenting with every match.. I wish Henry was still in Galatasaray..
Monaco has no f**king direction.
Nairaland GeneralShare Your Most Embarrassing Moments by Psittacus(op): 6:20pm On Sep 21, 2019
https://www.nairaland.com/3472018/.

Came across this thread today and I couldn't just stop laughing. We should do throw backs on Nairaland, to bring back some really nice and hilarious topics.


Let me share this again..
Do u know that moment when u suddenly change from an hero to zero,that's my story!
I was in Jss1 very flexible, in one of our PHE classes, the topic was gymnastic. Everyone knows I could do dis acrobatic posture dat I walk wit my hands and my legs will be hanging above my head. Everyone begged me to come and do it for d class. I thought about it as an opportunity to impress Tosin my crush. Unfortunately for me I was given one oversize sportwear,and I forgot I was nt wearing any underwear, as I got into my my acrobatic posture,my john thomas (prick) hanged out from one side of my hip side,waving hello is it u to everyone. For my mind I was expecting claps and cheer, instead it was dead silence......and long stretch of Jesus! The teacher did her best to distract everyone but d deed was done. I felt like dieing dat day.
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Psittacus(m): 6:27pm On Sep 17, 2019
even if it's half friendly we are happy.. they shouldn't forget we have a female team aswell.
CrimeRe: Kidnappers On The Prowl In Abuja, Abduct Lecturer, 2 Teenagers, Others In 24 Hrs by Psittacus(m): 12:42pm On Sep 16, 2019
No where is safe anymore
SportsRe: "I Had Over 40 Stiches" - Tyson Fury After Bloody Eye Cut During Fight (Photos) by Psittacus(m): 12:32pm On Sep 16, 2019
when people say athletes make loads money.... that's all we see. some bears pain for the rest of their lives, damaged organs , bad legs, neuro problems. there are so many things money cannot mend.
AgricultureRe: How To Setup & Establish Your Own Cashew Farm(With Pictures) by Psittacus(m): 12:05pm On Sep 16, 2019
This is really nice..
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Slowly Distancing Herself From Me..... by Psittacus(m): 7:08am On Sep 16, 2019
Charles1888:
I had to create a new account for this

I don't know how to get through to my wife anymore, of which the fault is mine, when we were dating, she showed that she was committed to me and loved me wholeheartedly but I was reluctant to marry her cos she was of age, I wanted someone younger, say under 25, but something important that i have to acquire made me marry all of a sudden and she was the only one available, don't get me wrong, I loved her then, her peaceful and humble soul but for some reason I simply can't understand I felt she wasn't enough, but I was wrong, she was perfect, the best I can ever wish for and more, she is everything,

After we got married, you know newlyweds now, the quarrels about every little thing, it was much then, so this particular incident made me so worked up and angry I made a statement I shouldnt have said, during the heated argument I told her that she was never who I would have married, that she wasn't my specs, she was too old (31 lol) that if someone younger was available I wouldn't blink twice before I'll marry the person.

After saying all that, I wasn't sober about it, she held on to that statement, I knew she cried that night, since then we don't talk, play, gist anymore, we became distant, though I apologised the next morning but things isn't just the same anymore, communication isn't there, she only talks to me when she wants to ask or say necessary things, nothing more, though she still cooks, we still have sex, infact every other aspect is fine except for communication, anytime I come back from work and I'm in the sitting room, she doesn't stay there, she either goes to the room or dinning room, I have begged and begged and I don't want to involve third party cos I obviously caused this, when she got pregnant, she didn't tell me till I saw the strip, when I asked why she said she forgot, and we had plans to celebrate when she takes in, I was sad that day, I begged and asked to tell me anything she wants and I'll do it, I'll make it up to her,,she said she wants nothing that she is fine, I love her, she is my baby, we use to be gist buddies, I missed that and I want it back.

I don't know what to do anymore, it's my fault I know that and I'm sorry I ever said that cos it hurt her deeply, I told her to tell me more evil things so that we will be even, she said she can't that she loves me, we are drifting apart, I can feel it,

Pls help me folks, I came here becos I want anonymous advise, what else can I do to make the hurt go away?
Op, you deserved all the bashing you got here, but honestly you need to look forward. It might take time but your wife will come around again. This time you will make the efforts all by yourself, no easy way around. But regardless of how long it takes , Pls stick around. You have special woman.
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Psittacus(m): 6:55pm On Sep 10, 2019
Tonight's match is more than a friendly to me, it's the future of Nigeria football waiting to be unveil.. next generation of players. in a couple of years time we will still be speaking of some of this guys.. Good luck to Nigeria
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by Psittacus(m): 3:50pm On Sep 01, 2019
And I know I don't deserve this kind of love/Somehow this kind of love is who You are/It's a grace I could never add up/To be somebody You still want/But somehow You love me as You find me
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Psittacus(m): 7:45pm On Aug 31, 2019
how I love this thread.. you guys always makes my weekend
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Psittacus(m): 7:25pm On Aug 13, 2019
Nigeria battered Cameroon women
106 to 39

SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Psittacus(m): 6:16pm On Aug 12, 2019
Everton announcement

SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: AFCON (3 - 2) Full Time by Psittacus(m): 5:49pm On Jul 06, 2019
Daniel basket akpeyi
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Psittacus(m): 3:15pm On Jul 06, 2019
OK

SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Korea: FIFA Women's World Cup (2 - 0) Full Time by Psittacus(m): 4:28pm On Jun 12, 2019
bluefilm:
Sorry sir.

Never meant to insult there.

Just felt like expressing my opinion.

Of course, I look beyond bums and faces.

That's why I have already spotted one of the newzealand players that played yesterday as my future wife. cheesy
No hard feeling man. work hard and go get her
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Korea: FIFA Women's World Cup (2 - 0) Full Time by Psittacus(m): 4:12pm On Jun 12, 2019
bluefilm:
Shut up.

Didn't you see me mention teams with fine fine girls?

Why can't I enjoy soccer and the sex appeal all at the same time?

Abeg make all the African teams comot for first round make I know wetin I dey see sef.

Nonsense. undecided
E never reach insult. see the good in others not just their faces and bums
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Korea: FIFA Women's World Cup (2 - 0) Full Time by Psittacus(m): 3:59pm On Jun 12, 2019
bluefilm:
But wait o... I just can't believe female soccer has more male followers.

As for me, I only enjoy female soccer when teams with enough fine girls are playing.

So you can now understand why I can't bring myself to watch female African football teams.

Their ugliness and lack of sex appeal dey run belle.

Like this Nigerian team for example.

Tufiakwa angry
“It’s unfortunate that people like you see hard working women like this and call them ugly. without any consideration for other appeal. If all that appeals to you is sexual. Just get a room in a strip club !
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Korea: FIFA Women's World Cup (2 - 0) Full Time by Psittacus(m): 3:50pm On Jun 12, 2019
4koff:
better like that. less problem , less worry, less everything.
less money and less babes too. Nobody ugly o
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs South Korea: FIFA Women's World Cup (2 - 0) Full Time by Psittacus(m): 3:44pm On Jun 12, 2019
4koff:
i wish you know me.
Are yo bill gate, dangote or otedola? .... you are nobody
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2016 Firstbank Graduate Trainee Programme by Psittacus(m): 3:26pm On Jun 05, 2019
pussyAvenger:
help.. can we talk?
whaoo!! I totally didn't know my comments long time ago would be quoted. I think we had already share PMs.

But let me just talk to everyone looking forward to work with FBN.... It's a great place to work. Be yourself always, be confident.. Every stage is just as important as the previous one. Aptitude Test, Assessment Center, Documentation, Training School, Don't falsify anything else background check will open fowl yansh. You might ask how?FBN can go as far back as your primary school to validate your information, and if you have been very naughty in your neighborhood.Change your ways now, cos you will be shocked... their opinions about you really matters.

Enjoy training school, study hard and enjoy every bit of it. Just be open minded.. You can be posted to anywhere.. Finally when you're in, you haven't arrived o, improve yourself, add value to yourself and move up the pyramid. Wish you guys the very best!
SportsRe: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2027, 2028 And 2030 World Cup by Psittacus(m): 7:20pm On May 19, 2019
wow onyekuru running around the pitch with Nigerian flag. Proud of you boy..Niger got talent
FamilyRe: Free Online Counselling by Psittacus(op): 6:54pm On Mar 18, 2019
favourite1980:
can I get counselled
Of course.. pls hit me up on that mail address..
CelebritiesRe: 'Surviving R. Kelly' Documentary On Sex Abuse Scandal: All You Need To Know by Psittacus(m): 7:18pm On Jan 12, 2019
r Kelly no
FamilyRe: Free Online Counselling by Psittacus(op): 4:18am On Jan 10, 2019
Life has a way of turning things upside down when you least expected.
It test your resolve, makes you question everything you take for granted, Sometimes that's a good thing- its the only way to move forward- To usher in a new adventure.

Yet, it could come at a cost, but that cost is a reminder of what's truly valuable- what's worth fighting for..

We are all face with trials, but it's in our response that we know who we truly are and who's willing to stand by us in our darkest hour ..

When you are so focus on getting a sit at d table, you tend forget you already have one- The people that matters most.

Don't forget those who were always there..

Look down from your high places and they will always be there...


Living too fast... don't forget moments don't last...
Take a long look around!


Do you need more humble opinions
Keep your mails coming on..


counselmepromise@gmail.co.
FamilyFree Online Counselling by Psittacus(op): 8:51pm On Jan 07, 2019
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EducationRe: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by Psittacus(m): 11:06am On Jan 06, 2019
Hello house.
pls I'm trying to generate my admission letter. but it keep downloading a 30 bytes file that's corrupt .
Help pls

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