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7 most unluckiest people on earth.

obeenah40: STUPIDITY at its peak. see the APP used to EDIT this CRAP

Wow! You're such a genius!
You finally cracked the joke code.

Dude it's a joke, can't you see the section it's in?
It's not meant to be taken seriously or proven false, neither was it's intent to downgrade anyone.

It's just for people to laugh at, not boast about who has disproven it's credibility.
Chill out

vanguard1: This award serves to reward That Nairalander who had always cried out when he felt that Nairalanders are been maltreated or there glaring injustice on Nairaland.
RULE: every nairalander is eligible to nominate after which the judges will select three people each from the people already nominated by Nairalanders.
Nomination will end on the 20th of december 2013 10am and voting starts immediately and ends on 24th december 2013 10am after which the judges will collate.
I therefore formally declare the nomination process open.

If that's the case then the category should be called the most heroic nairalander, definitely not controversial.

Yoshi-Master:
My advice to Seun is to make the front page comment spaces available for sale.

That way, all the people that stay up night and day, just to reserve a space on the front page with "." can finally be rewarded for all their hard work.

The would finally be able to say with confidence that, "This space is for sale!"

Lol

ashhascash: Dude u for bleach ur hair join so ur hair go be brazilian hair.
U get money dats y u dey waste, abeg come fund ma bet365 account for me.

You no see the picture?

He don bleach am already oh.

Divepen: the boy and the mother are right..
please,you need to note that you must ask your son or check your home for any occultic object...
it might be that he has been exposed to some occultic involvement behind your back...
if your child is tellin you that please believe him..
i will recommend the books by rebeca brown and watchman nee for you to understand this better...i hope you see this post

Baba_Eleko: I stopped reason as I got to the name of the boy "Jonathan". Jonathans are not trustworthy.

That was the point, he's clueless.

BluIvy: Exactly, you know? I need to disappear again from this forum, geez! I just can not hide my disgust at these people. So its not individuals who are like this (As most said when I was talking about a shady Nigerian ex) the whole country is rot. Southern African countries need to cut themselves off from such rot, these people will ruin Africa. Lets save ourselves Angola has oil, (although we do not buy a lot of oil from them) we really do not need anything from them. I am serious.

Please do, and this time don't come back.

GustavoFring: There's a spaceship hovering in the sky and the woman in the foreground continues to nonchalantly fiddle in her bag?

And people are still strolling around packing chairs?

The editor of this video is a dunce and needs to go and learn from clarence peters

Read the article well, only the boy sees it.

He sees "alien people".

Btruth: We need more people to come out to testify please.

Yes oh, we really do.

Seun God bless you!

Frontpage tingz

Emmyk: I did. But if this is really for real, you wouldnt post it in Jokes section

Fake, but frontpage tinz on my mind.

Emmyk:

Did you view it?

News reaching our website today suggests that at the just concluded Living Faith Shiloh Camp meeting, there have been sitings of a UFO.

Jumoke Abioye, a member of the Church, claims her son recorded an alien ship hovering over the Faith Tabernacle, which is the church building. According to her:

"Before today, my son, Jonathan, had been trying to convince me that he sees aliens. We could be in the compound, at the market, at the beach, but he would suddenly stop, his eyes eerily fixated on the air and whisper 'I see alien people'. I usually brushed this off as his being naughty until a friend of mine witnessed this and said he must have a demon in him.

We decided to attend this year's Shiloh to get his deliverance. Throughout the time he kept on with his strange behaviour, in fact it got more frequent and strange, one time he stood up during a sermon and said an alien was beside Bishop Oyedepo, telling him what to say. You could imagine the embarrassment that caused me. Another time he told me the aliens had woken him up at night and told him they were the ones who had created man, and our judgment was fast approaching."

So on the last day of Shiloh, I decided enough was enough. I prayed to God to reveal those aliens to me if they did exist. I then told my son to record the aliens should he see them, and I also anointed the camera with oil. Then it happened. He stood up and said he was seeing their ship, I immediately gave him the camera to record it. But in a few seconds time the camera stopped working, but at least we had goten a glimse of them.You can imagine how scared I was, I haven't slept since, I haven't eaten anything, I really don't know what to do".

We have contacted the living faith chapel but they have refused to comment on this. We will continue to update you as the story develops.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiI31WnrOLA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Frontpage please

https://www.nairaland.com/1557832/ufo-spotted-winners-chapel-during

News reaching our website today suggests that at the just concluded Living Faith Shiloh Camp meeting, there have been sitings of an alien ship

Jumoke Abioye, a member of the Church, claims her son recorded an alien ship hovering over the Faith Tabernacle, which is the church building. According to her:

"Before today, my son, Jonathan, had been trying to convince me that he sees aliens. We could be in the compound, at the market, at the beach, but he would suddenly stop, his eyes eerily fixated on the air and whisper 'I see alien people'. I usually brushed this off as his being naughty until a friend of mine witnessed this and said he must have a demon in him.

We decided to attend this year's Shiloh to get his deliverance. Throughout the time he kept on with his strange behaviour, in fact it got more frequent and strange, one time he stood up during a sermon and said an alien was beside Bishop Oyedepo, telling him what to say. You could imagine the embarrassment that caused me. Another time he told me the aliens had woken him up at night and told him they were the ones who had created man, and our judgment was fast approaching."

So on the last day of Shiloh, I decided enough was enough. I prayed to God to reveal those aliens to me if they did exist. I then told my son to record the aliens should he see them, and I also anointed the camera with oil. Then it happened. He stood up and said he was seeing their ship, I immediately gave him the camera to record it. But in a few seconds time the camera stopped working, but at least we had goten a glimse of them.You can imagine how scared I was, I haven't slept since, I haven't eaten anything, I really don't know what to do".

We have contacted the living faith chapel but they have refused to comment on this. We will continue to update you as the story develops.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiI31WnrOLA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

UNLEASHED: Na so dem dey advertise wetin u wan sell for 475 milla? No picture of the Chandeliers, kitchens, swimming pool, bedrooms and all that, hian? Wetin consign me sef. Like say I wan buy.
By the way if u gree 4.750 mill make I know

Dude you read my mind, that's exactly what I wanted to say, infact it's what I said.

Anyway like you also said, as if we wan buy am.

Op upload more pictures nah, one just isn't enough, especially when you claim it has so much and prize it at such an exorbitant amount.

seangy4konji: You are a hater....Do your video and buy whatever,it nor concern any one...Hater.

And here comes someone else to use the you're a hater cliche when an artist is being objectively criticized.

adewasco2k: he bought the comments, likes and even dislikes? OP please dont be a hater, go find a new hobby


NB: i think if anybody got paid then its you! beacuse you just got him more people to watch the video

#ResumesYoutubeVideo

Dude pls read before you comment, the op said he had zero likes and zero dislikes, and as at the time I checked he had two likes and seven dislikes. Thats practically impossible for a video with that much views.

homesteady: tonto has gotten back her frontpage madam title

Yes oh, I nearly thought she and seun had broken up.

goddysweb: Felt like singing. it's Christmas season! why not?

Wow! Beautiful! The best I have heard so far.

If there's anything I'm keeping it's this.

Phder: Shut your mouth and read the entire article online. I am also entitled to me own opinion, so shut it.

Na wa o, and you are accusing someone of having a bad attitude. Please take a good look at yourself before you condemn others.

What a coincidence. Jesoul was a female religion section mod who got transferred to the foreign affairs section, now hbg is also getting transferred to the section.

Goodluck to her.

Samcenation: ...wasn't jesus rejected in his home town...your case is not and exception...my broda come nd see d signs nd wonders for urself...nd stop being jealous...bcus no mata wot u say,,,ntin would eva change

And how does this relate to what I said?

All you have done is confirm my comment that some people are primitive minded, thank you for that.