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Genesis 2:18
The LORD God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”

After enjoying all the above without the almighty sex, you will still be unfulfilled.
Even ouy God Almighty knows that a man without sex partner is an incomplete man.

madridguy:
The Nigeria government should withdraw Nigeria Police from the SE region. Let them be using vigilante groups.

Exactly what we have bn clamouring for a long time.
Allow us to establish State Police and not this one controlled by the FG.
Once this is done, the East will be peaceful again

sylve11:
Don't use Hydrogen Perioxide to take out dirt from your ears. That thing dey chop skin and it could cause serious damage to your ears.

It is recommended for clearing of ear wax provided you use it the proper way.
If you use it improperly, it may cause u ear irritation or pain.

LIVINGICONREBOR:
Next time this happens, get hydrogen peroxide pour a cap of it into the affected ear. The ear must be tilted for the hydrogen peroxide to stay. Leave for like 10 minutes for the hydrogen peroxide to bring out anything obstructing the auditory canal to the surface. You can then bring the stuff out easily.

You mean he will be so careless and stup!d to allow such a thing happen to her for the second time?

With this huge number of youths that came here, I'm trying to ask, who then are patronizing this dirty business.

Many of them will still sneak in at night to have a taste but will come in the day time to act like saints.

fadilaMaikiriki:
Alright. So this married man has been disturbing her to get down with him. The thing is, she doesn't know how to tell the man no or how to discourage him. She doesn't know how to turn him down in order not to come off as rude, and also because of the money the man gives her.

Please, how best do you think she can do this. As a lady, how do you put off a married man who wants to get down with you, without sounding rude? And also without affecting the friendship you have with such person. She said she wants to do it in such a way that the man will not be offended. And also she doesn't want the issue to affect his financial gestures towards her.

Your opinions will be appreciated.

Thanks.

Let her do it the same way she would've done it to a married man that is not rich.
Selfish and double standard gender.
She want to eat her cake and still have it.

Tjra:
There is nothing to regret. They've been valid PDP members since day 1 till now.

Show us the APC membership application forms and the cards of the so-called defectors. Don't even mention one "Fake affidavit".

For court, there is no chochocho. You must show workings. If in doubt, ask PeterObi.

okay, we're watching

STEWpid:
Chai..




The young lady wants to cash out by fire by force so that he can impress his girlfriends.


...but then, he was caught black handed.


He should be beaten to stupor!!

Are you talking about a man or a woman here? Using he and she the same time.

Olarewaju89:
Who are you calling to help you finish this...

I hate big food.
Once you present this kind of food to me, I lost appetite.
I don't like too many meet in my food.
Give me more of veggies in my rice than meat.

My stomach is already reacting negatively to this food.

Racoon:
To imagine that this man is a former diplomatic rep of this nation to Australia beats imagination. Was he expelled for breech of diplomatic relations in the time past? The damage done to Nigeria's image and reputation under this government is gonna produce long time ripple effects

Is it Australia or Austria?

Trump my man

kettykin:
Who will now check if vehicles are safe and sound for the road

Has there bn a thing like that in this country called Nigeria?
Or you just want to sound patriotic.

My dogs CAN NEVER pee now poo in their cage.
Once they are pressed, they will keep calling for your attention to you open for them. They have a particular position the pee and poo.

If they could not hold it, they will go to one corner of their cage to poo. Once they noticed you've come back, they'll draw your attention so you can come and clean up the cage.

That dog is not trained

Eliam:
Please boss How do I make a post on nairaland?

1. Select the Section you want you post appear (General, Romance, Politics ets)
2. Scroll down and Tap on Create New Post.
3. Add Caption on the designated place
4. Type or paste your story on the empty field
5. Format ur text with the font formatting (Optional)
6. Scroll down to locate "Browse" below "Attachments" to upload pictures if you have any
7. Finally tap on "Submit" to post the story.

You have option of editing your post after posting.
Tap on "Modify" just below the body of your text.
Edit and submit again.

Then sit back and start counting you Likes and Shares.
Start responding to your Quotes and be ready to receive praise and insults.

Gistmedia10:
A Nigerian mother has rejected her son's girlfriend because of her dressing style, causing a viral stir on social media. In a video filmed by the mother, she can be heard angrily saying, "Take this girl out of my house. I don't want her here. Or she should come and go from her own house."

The girlfriend, clearly shocked, replied, "But there is nothing wrong with my dress." Meanwhile, the son tried to calm his mother down.

The video has sparked a debate online, with opinions divided between those who support the mother's traditional views and those who think she's being too harsh.


Is there anything wrong with her outfit?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi7FrcG17ko

The guy picked a girl like him.
If the mother doesn't like the girl, she shouldn't love her son too cos the boy is not better than that girl.

The woman want a girl that dresses well but fail to raise gentleman as a son.

I once did 10pm-5:30am shift.
I converted it to pursue certificated programmes in the university.
I ran it for over 3yrs and never regretted it.
I was not even feeling as if I was working.
I was a supervisor. I had good boys under me.
I thought them most of the things I do.
I will come to work, organize them then go back to my office read my books and sleep
Wake up around 4 to pick up their records.
Compile it. Go back to sleep. By 5:30 we are done.
Go home rest. Go to school. come back around 2pm.
Freshen up eat and rest. Go out in the evening have fun with friend.
Go home around 8pm. Rest and prepare myself for my night shift.

It was my best shift.

Chimarto:
The name Nwanosike sound like Ijaw name and this is why they're not Igbo.

literal translation of the name Nwanosike means Child that stays put and refused to go.
So the man is just acting according to his name.
He has come to stay. He doesn't want to leave or go anywhere.
He has vowed to die at the LG Council Office.

This woman I am seeing in that picture looks someone who will be too stingy.
She will not even allow her children to put on television unless she is the one that puts it on.
U can never eat anything from the house unless she gives to you and that will be when she wants to.

VOsimhen144:
na true.
I agree with my president on this.
Other countries dey go through hell right now.
Pitobi supporters go still come here with their frustrations.

Tinubu nothing do u.
I will vote for u over and over again

May your suffering and that of your entire household never end till every Nations of the earth stop suffering.

Since the yardstick is that other countries are suffering, so Nigeria must suffer too.

May your suffering never end. Amen.

Just give them 3 to 5 years, they will post a wonderful transformation here online.
Those that are laughing now will be amazed and shout what money cannot do does not exist.

We should respect their choice.
You never know what they saw in each other they promoted their marriage. Everyone must not see what you are seeing or saw.

Oshin56:
with this green card, I can see that you are real G

Thank God you realized that.
I takes good care of my dogs. Feed them well and don't joke with their medicals. My vet Doc doesn't joke with my dogs too. He always answers immediately I calls him.
I pays my dues 😀😀

Stayingalive:
Maybe you can read up Mike Tyson case when his tiger bit off a teenager hands that jumped into the compound from the fence. He paid huge money although part of the reason is that he is also a celebrity

Have you read about trespass law?
Then, when the trespasser is viewed as a criminal.
If you trespassed into my compound and got harmed by my security dogs, you'll have yourself to blame. I will also press a trespass charge against you even with the attack you received from my dogs.

The only thing I will not fail to do is to vaccinate my dogs when due.
You see that Pet Green Card attached here, that is all I need to be free from any blame. Those are some Pet documents for some of my dogs. I have them 5 for my 5 dogs. So don't near my house by mistake. They hate invaders.

You can't tell me that my dogs attacked a criminal that invaded my compound and you still want me to pay compensation to the criminal.

PlasmaTV:
Your dogs are wild. Just be careful, and don't let children be around them.

My children comfortable walk them out once in a while. They are companion to my children and they also give them security.

Stayingalive:
this is gruesome, be careful it does not attack a human. It could cost you a lot court problems

So long as they do not attack anyone outside my premises, I've no case to answer. Don't enter my house in my absence. Don't come to my house unannounced. If you come, stay outside and make sure a member of my house brings you in.

Anything outside that, you are a criminal or unwanted intruder and my dogs can treat you as one.

The dog warnings are boldly written and hung conspicuously at the gate and the fence.

The Igbos stood against them and made them understand that those periods you come to our farm, destroy the crops, kill the owners of the farm have gone.

They were taught lessons in hard ways and their brains were reset.
So some of them are scared of the Igbos and their farmlands.

Even those periods that any little thing, they will kill Igbos up North even in cases that have nothing to do with the Igbos, they will kill Igbos and burn down their shops and houses. These days, you no longer hear nor see that.

It's only the Igbos that tell them their boundaries. If you do anyhow, you see anyhow.

ezenna191:
Why? The woman seems to have temper issue. If she thinks her lawyer has compromised, she should drop her and get another lawyer. The whole fuse was not necessary.

That was exactly what she wanted to do.
She want an evidence to present to the DPP to convince him to give her another lawyer.
I want to believe that the lawyer is truly compromised.

If you are my lawyer, you keep telling me the my case will not hold, I get angry about it, the next thing u do is to leave and start having hearty discussion with my opponent, then u are compromised.
As my dedicated lawyer, you need to calm me down and assure me that all will go well and not to abandon me.

Do we remember the case we read last week about a female lawyer that helped her client (a wife) secure divorce judgment against her husband.
The lawyer turned around to marry that her client's husband that she helped the wife to divorced.

"This is the largest fossilized human feces ever found. It belonged to a sick Viking in 9th Century AD, and has been valued at $39,000".

The large, “precious” feces, officially known as the Lloyds Bank Coprolite, the word “Coprolite” simply meaning fossilized manure. This 1200 year old log that is thought to be the largest recorded in human history.

At 8 inches long and 2 inches wide, specimen was discovered, in York northwest England in 1972 by construction workers during the building of a Lloyds TSB branch, in an area once ruled by Norse warriors. It takes its name from institution Lloyds Bank.

The huge feces had another red-letter moment in 1991 when scientist Dr. Andrew Jones appraised the piece in the name of insurance. “This is the most exciting piece of excrement I’ve ever seen,” he told the Wall Street Journal at the time. “In its own way, it’s as irreplaceable as the Crown Jewels.”

Paleoscatologists have been able to discern much from the girthy deposit, including that its producer ate mostly meat and bread was likely a Viking, lived in approximately the 9th Century AD, and had a gut full of parasites. Indeed, the manure was found to be infested with Whipworm and Maw-worm eggs, suggesting the Viking often had an upset stomach and other gastrointestinal problems.

Today, the log resides in a glass box at the Jorvik Viking Centre, York, England; where, in 2003, visitors dropped it, breaking it into three pieces. It has since been repaired.

The Centre is proud to call itself the turd’s final resting place, even hosting a virtual workshop in February called “Poo Day!” in which fans learned about the dung’s significance.

Source: New York Post

Love800:
Wow, u actually a dog lover.
What is the name of those black ones. Is it german shephard?

One is German Shepherd
The 2 males are Rott

Love800:
No. I dont have.
I was just asking, to get information

Okay. I've them 5 in the house. I love dogs.

Natbrowny:
If I'm getting a dog. I'm not gonna train it to catch thieves..

But to kill thieves. Make i just wake up see blood paint everywhere. Their father..

This is what my dog did to an intruding cat.
Still wondering how they were able to devour a cat this way. Cats that are always smarter than dogs.

Love800:
Wow!

Thanks alot.

You have dog?

Oshin56:
I beg which species be this?

Crossed