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Love800:
Okay.
U collect dem from eateries?

No.. We cook their food at home. I buy the dog food in bag.
Buy local rice for them.
Buy broken noodles from the company.
I have a butcher that I buy bone and meat from.

Check out the the pepper soup with agidi I made for them last night

dododawa1:
If you have a good psychology

Wetin bring this?

First of all, try to understand the meaning of the word psychology.

Once you're able to do that, you'll understand answer to that question you're asking. Thanks

Love800:
You dey give dog raw meat?

Hahaha..I know what your fear is. Don't worry.
I fed them with assorted food, fruits and veggies.

Raw meat, raw slightly salted meat sometimes, cooked meat/bones and normal human food

nlfpmod:
This is why I encourage everyone to GET A DOG.

Even the owner is begging the dog to release the thief, crusher refused.

I want to get a Husky, and I think I love that name Crusher.

SERAH IBRAHIM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2KgnZJ8Xtg

This reminded me one lonely afternoon, a boy went to a building site and stole phones from those working at the site. They gave him a hot pursuit. When he almost escaped from them, he jumped into my compound from the back side not knowing there are dogs there. Moreover, the height of the fence is times 2 higher from inside than outside. If you jump in, you must go out with ladder.

Immediately the dog noticed the intruder, they joined force together and broke the door of their cage, charged towards the intruder.
Held him down after tearing his shirt.

He started shouting for help. That was how those chasing him got to know where he was. No one could help him. We were all out of the house. Ppl were watching him from outside of the gate.

Someone called my wife on phone cos her shop is not far from the house. She came and rescue the guy. He was handed over to the ppl chasing him. After beating him and the phones recovered, they handed him over to the police.

dododawa1:
The judge

Not

Intelligent

Just


SHOUTING SHOUTING

Judges and Lawyers shout and intimidate to put you off your guard, but if you know what you're doing, you'll stand your ground and resist the rough push.

If you have a good psychology, you'll notice that from the man's body language, truly he is not a real lawyer.

He may not have graduated or gone to law school. He may have worked with a lawyer in a chamber and was smart enough to master most of the law intricacies.

Watch him, immediately the judge said this man is not a lawyer, he removed his wig. Number one body language that betrayed him. Just like when you're caught in an act, you start rubbing your head or put your two hands on your head.

As A qualified lawyer an arrest was placed on you, in a court where your fellow learned colleagues are, they asked you of your name, your Law identification number, the school you graduated, instead of providing at least one of those things, you started begging for forgiveness. That showed that he is fake.

Imagine that you went to a renowned car dealer, bought a brand new car with your hard earned money.
A police officer flagged you down one day and accused you that you stole the car. He asked you where you bought the care from and documents of the car and instead of providing those things you start begging the officer to forgive you.

Gbadugbakun:
You went out with your friend to the bar, you ordered for drinks, but before they brought the drinks, you went out to make a call. When you came back, your friend has already opened it for you and even poured it in the glass.

You asked him why he did that, he said the waiter wanted to use the opener for another customer so he said let him kuku open it for you.

You move the drink one side and order for another drink. Why you guys finished drinking, you paid for the drink he opened which you didn't drink along with the ones you drank.

When you get home you receive a WhatsApp from this supposed friend asking you what you see him as, that are you trying to say he was trying to poison you? You try to reply him but he has already blocked you on Whatsapp. You try to call him but it's showing busy meaning he has blocked your number as well.

Did I do something wrong. Why would you open a drink and pour it out for someone when he didn't ask you to do so?

What will it take to call a waiter to bring opener once you takes your seat.
Why will he open your drink in ur absence?

I can't do dat. But if I could be so stwepid to open that drink and my friend rejects it, I will start taking the drink there.

thesicilian:
Threat is never the best move in negotiations. Obviously the FG is not interested in moving forward with peaceful dialogue.

Law 13: When Asking for Help, Appeal to People’s Self-Interest, Never to their Mercy or Gratitude: When you need help from someone in a position of power, appeal to their self-interest. They’ll be glad to help if they’ll get something in return, and you’ll get what you want without seeming desperate or irritating.

Imagine a V-Gee of that enermous size of her swollen lips.

pyyxxaro:
This gal passport go worwor oh😩

OP suppose add viewers discretion 🙆🏿‍♀️


Wetin she rub for face again 😀😀

Spe-rm

RabbleRouser:
Governor of Anambra state, Charles Soludo has called for elected officials to start earning minimum wage, highlighting the urgent financial crisis facing Nigeria.

Speaking on Wednesday at a special edition of The Platform, an event organized by The Covenant Nation to promote national development, Soludo emphasised that Nigeria is financially strained.

The event coincided with the celebration of Nigeria’s 25 years of uninterrupted democracy.

Soludo pointed out that Nigeria’s economic woes are exacerbated by the extravagant lifestyles of government officials, which are sustained at the expense of the nation’s wealth.

He proposed that these officials should be paid the minimum wage to understand the harsh realities faced by ordinary citizens, stressing that the current system is in a state of denial about the nation’s financial condition.

“Let’s come clean and straight with Nigerians. Nigeria is very poor and broke but the lifestyle of government and government officials does not show it, especially with the obscene flamboyance in public display,” Soludo said.

“The poor are hungry and impatient, let’s not annoy them more with our insensitivity.

“In this case, I agree with reverend father Mbaka, who said elected governors should also earn minimum wage. I agree that we should be paid that so that we can feel that as well.

“In Anambra, I have not received a kobo as salary since I assumed office. I have donated my salary to the state.

“It is symbolic. It is not much. I think generally, the system is in denial. There must be some signaling, it is just the symbolism of this.”

Soludo called for a new code of conduct for public officeholders to enhance fiscal prudence while performing the core duties for which they were elected.

“That is why I proposed reinventing the new code of conduct for public officers,” he said.

“For the federal government, the actual projecting revenue comes to about N6,160 per Nigerian, per month.

“For the states, except Lagos and a few states, most states have revenues amounting to less than N3,000 per resident, per month.

“It is from this shares per citizen that we are expected to provide all the infrastructure, debt service, pay salaries and pensions, build schools and provide everything.

“For each of our wasteful spending, let’s be conscious about the fact how many citizen share we are squandering. Once we lose this consciousness about the public trust we bear, the society dies irredeemably.”

Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/06/elected-officials-should-also-earn-minimum-wage-soludo/

This man is using combination of Law 12, 32, 43 and 45 0f 48 Laws of Power to fool us.

Law 12: Use Selective Honesty and Generosity to Disarm Your Victim: Use honesty and generosity to disarm and distract others from your schemes. Even the most suspicious people respond to acts of kindness, leaving them vulnerable to manipulation.

Law 32: Play to People’s Fantasies: Conjure up alluring fantasies in contrast to the gloomy realities of life, and people will flock to you. Spin the right tale and wealth and power will follow.

Law 43: Work on the Hearts and Minds of Others: Win others’ hearts and minds. Play on their emotions and weaknesses, and appeal to their self-interest. You’ll have them eating out of your hand, and they’ll be less likely to turn on you.

Law 45: Preach the Need for Change, But Never Reform Too Much at Once: Talk change but move slowly. Evoke revered history and cloak your changes in familiar rituals. Too much change is unsettling and will spark backlash.

Lawal1555:
That's how you guys pushed Nnamdi Kanu to his current situation.

It seems like you guys don't even know what you want. One moment it's Biafra, the next it's the presidency and Anioma state in what you call a zoo country. Stay focused and work together towards a common goal. Your lack of clarity is creating confusion for everyone

When the people of Israel was about to leave Egypt, they were asked to take as much things as they want from Egypt.
They collected much till some Egyptians were impoverished.

So, Biafra will collect everything they want from Nigeria before leaving. They will collect more states, seat of the president etc. So, don't think that Biafrans are fo0ls that do not know what they are doing or want.

I will be thinking that it's you guys and the rulers of Nigeria that are confused.

lauzun:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/two-women-beat-man-death-33000818

Their men are all at the war front. So the women are sex starved.
That is why they go around raping men and if you refuse them, they will kill you with the anger of accumulated konji.

VersatileVee:
It took me alot of courage to open about this online after so many years. Please help me find a solution.

I wish there is any permanent solution to this skin infection. I've been suffering from this for more than 7years. It's itchy and worsens Whenever I sweat, especially after doing some work under the sun, the infection becomes swollen a bit and I feel pains all over my body because the salt inside the sweat touches the infection. It is very painful like when someone adds salt to a fresh injury!

I recently did a skin endoscopy test and have taken the medication prescribed by the doctor twice but all to no avail. In the past I took so many drugs and rubbed so many antibacterial cream including funbact A but the infection persisted, right now I am feeling heat and can't sleep because of the itch. I wish I can express my pain in voice, I can't even go shirtless in public or do any activity that will result to me sweating, some days I bath four times to avoid it getting worse. I wash my clothes every day and don't wear any one twice before wash but all this has resulted to it getting more worse. I wonder the final solution, please help out!!! I am tired.


I pray God blesses you as you help me out.

I'm some places, something like this can be gotten from just a mere trespassing through someone's farmland, bush or plucking fruit from their trees without letting them know first.
Very wicked and heartless people.

When you get this kind of thing on your skin, there's no amount of orthodox medicine that can cure it unless you go traditional.

Bro, check how this skin stuff started. Did you just woke up and saw it or what.

You can also spend good money and visit a good dermatology specialist or try going traditional.

What I'm seeing on your skin is what some ppl in my tribe call "ogboro".

Very insensitive government.
Everyday we have more reason to believe that government real don't want the insecurity to stop.

Smart government would have work with those communities and install spying devices in the motor bikes.
This will help the military to gather realtime info from those bandits and terrorists remotely.

seunmsg:
Not a bad response. Anybody can trip and fall at anytime so it’s no big deal. We’ve seen several world leaders trip and fall so it’s nothing. In fact, it goes to show that our leaders are just humans like the rest of us.

Please that same way you are encouraging urslf and your president with the tripping and falling of other countries world leaders, please also remind him the great achievements of those world leaders you are siting here.

The man is not all that fit.
Did anyone listen to his 7 O'clock broadcast today.
The man was breathing heavily struggling to finish that written broadcast.
He wan uncomfortable and I could see how he was getting tired to finish that text.

dawnomike:
I love the man's cool demeanor

I swear. That man is so matured.
Using moral question on the guy and letting the guy condemn himself.
Is the guy a Nigerian?
I heard the man saying, he will send the video to Nigeria and the whole world will see what he did.

Finally, the married lover boy also lose his Laptop.

The woman knows that her game is up and she is the loser.
Look at how quiet she is there, now regretting to have come out that day.
The juice in her V-Gee automatically became sour and dried.

I am wondering how she will get back to that house dat day.

That man is my type of man. He said he has his wife's whatsapp in his phone.

I have her Whatsapp in my laptop and tablet.
Her realtime location is shown in my phone and laptop.
Any Picture she takes shows on my phone
Her text msgs i can access remotely.
Every single call she makes, the voice record is automatically sent to me.
I can log in to her Facebook from my Lappie and also read her chats on FB Messenger.
I can download any apps to her phone from my laptop.

Fortunately for me over 90% calls she makes daily are business calls.
Text msgs are business
She is not a Whatsapp addict.
Her Facebook is mostly to watch clips and make minimal comments.
Her location activities are mostly triangular.
Home to her Shop, to market sometimes and back home.

She is a rare woman.
Till now she did not know that I have access to monitor all her activities.
After a very long monitoring without any lead to kurukere activities, I just come dey relax small.

Trying so hard to exonerate Buhari from the evil they brought to the innocent citizens.

tishbite43:
🤣😂
Funny but true
Na God go save us
See the sagging and wrinkled skin on her hands

Very soon she will be of the same age with her son.

Hahahaha. 39th birthday 🙆🙆🤷🤣
See, this woman was an Aunty when I as a young boy used to watch her on Nollywood movies.

Now, I'm heading to my mid fifties and this my Aunty is still claiming 39.

Her world has refused to move.
May her life and world remain standstill as she wished herself.
Next 7 yrs now, she will become 41yrs

Thundafireseun:
This story no clear…

If any body (an adult or a child) is chocking the 1st thing that should be administered is water … clean water

Is this the 1st time the four years old boy is eating meat

Meat has never killed anyone in a civilized country

Don't just open mouth and start taking about what you don't know.
Your comment here is a total display of crude ignorance.

A child is choking and the first thing you'll do is to give water to the choking child. Are you trying to kill the child faster than the object that choked the child.
Don't you know that at that time, the water can enter the wrong place and cause more danger?

Secondly, that you've not heard of a child that died of choking from a piece of meat does not mean that it has never happened. There have been reports about that. So many schools have banned parents from adding meat to the meals of certain age of pupils which they'll eat in the school. They will prefer egg which have to be cut into smaller sizes.

Finally, asking is this the first time a 4yr old boy is eating meat... is another sign of someone not reasoning rationally.
Some professionals have even died in the course of doing what they know very well. So we should ask why they should die after all it is work they know very well.
Why will a driver die in car crash even after haven driven different cars?

Chidolalar:
I think d loss of one's son will have greater effect on a man's life and future than d wife bcuz it is d son or sons that will bear d name and take over everything from d father.

You mean that the pain from the lose of a boy child will be greater than that of a girl child?

If this is your stand, I think you are backwards in your thinking.
The pain of losing a child is the same, be it a boy or a girl.

Chidolalar:
Let's assume your sister and wife is about to get drown and u can only save one of Dem. Who will u save?

Let's assume there will be a situation where such order will be given.
Let's also assume that my sister and my wife are very good and nice people, almost at the same proportion, I will save my wife.

You'll not understand until you are married. The two individuals are very important to me, the lost of my wife will have great effect on my life and future more than it will if I lose my sister.

Mind you, I come from a family were our family tie is so strong. Still my wife becomes my own family.

35 Sacred Codes Of Bros.

1. Don't rape.

2. A man doesn't cook delicious food, it's gayish.

3. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room.

4. A bro doesn't bath with hot water, he respect his 2 eggs.

5. A bro should know when to leave.

6. A bro should not ask a fellow bro his name, he should call him "Bro, Sir, Chairman, Mr, etc

7. As a bro when you remove your shoes, it must throw out a heavy, strong and intoxicating ordour into the atmosphere, your presence must be felt from a far distance like the stench of a he goat.

8. A bro must know the signal to leave the room when a bro's girl is around.

9. Never make funny of your bro just to impress women.

10. A bro must not pay for sex.

11. Your bro's Ex is your Ex.

12. Make money before you make love.

13. A bro must not watch a Korean drama.

14. No matter how beautiful your bro's sister is, she is your sister too.

15. A bro must not watch zee world, Nigerian movies and some petty content.

16. When money finally comes, don't change your woman, upgrade her.

17. Don't do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend.

18. A bro never gives up, the rest and continue.

19. If she say you are her planet, don't forget about other planets.

20. Always respect your father, he was your first bro. Respect your mother, she is your 001.

21. Never ever smash your bro's chick.

22. Never feed a horse that you don't ride.

23. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro.

24. A bro never cries publicly or in front of any woman.

- A bro never use Snapchat filter, a bro must look ugly and gallant.

26. A bro never wears pink underwear.

27. If a bro asks another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave.

28. A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a phone call or text.

29. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s project or ex.

30. A bro never Gives another bro the silent treatment.

31. A bro never hold hands with bro while walking.

32. Bros DO NOT rush for selfies.

33. Never break up with the girl that bring food to the gang.

34. Even if you're caught red-handed, deny everything.

35. Dress well, no matter the occasion.

kokoA:
I don't agree with number 3. Family is family, there's no difference.

You are either below 35yrs or you're not married yet.
Once you're married, especially to a good woman (ie, of you're a good man) you'll understand that number 3.
No matter how lovely the family you are coming from is, the family you created will definitely be more important to you.

It's only when you don't have a peaceful home that you'll try to fall back to the family you came from.

You can't love your children more than your sibling nor love your sister more than your wife if she's a good wife.

Unlimitedwords:
GUO@75: How I Became a Millionaire at 21



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umAd-692DnM?si=A1pZGjIvyKNNdm7P

After the Nigerian Civil War ended in 1970, people were scrambling to rebuild their lives. Fortunately, I had left my village just three days after the war ended and came down to Onitsha, where God immediately started blessing me.

As I arrived in Onitsha in my father's 404 saloon car, surveying the damage the war had caused, I was about to leave the market near the Fegge police station when some people approached me. They asked if I could take them to Enugu. I told them I hadn't been outside Onitsha since the end of the war, but I would do it for 1 pound per person. They agreed, and eight of them jumped into my Peugeot 404. I made 8 pounds in one trip, and without hesitation, I drove them to Enugu.

At Ogbete in Enugu, another group asked if I was going back to Onitsha, and I collected another 8 pounds, making a total of 16 pounds. At that time, there were hardly any vehicles on the road, as people were still hiding in their villages. I was amazed at the amount of money I had made and decided to go back to my village in Adazi-Ani to inform my parents about what I had seen and experienced in Onitsha.

My parents were worried that I had left without telling them, and they even tried to punish me. However, once I explained what had happened, they calmed down. My mother was more concerned about my safety than the money I had made. I assured them that nothing would happen to me and that I would be returning to Onitsha early the next morning to start a new business.

The money I had made from the trips, I gave to my parents without keeping any for myself. From 6 am the next day, I was running back and forth between Onitsha and Enugu, making good money.

This continued, and by the time the Nigerian government announced they would pay each person 20 pounds, I noticed that the bank officials were not properly counting the money people were bringing in. I realized they might just give a flat rate to everyone, so I worked with my brothers to open 28 different accounts and collected the 20 naira per account.

With the money I had accumulated, I started trading and bought Volkswagen vans, which were popular in the 1970s. I would go to factories, looking for distributorship, and by 1971, 1972, and 1973, I had made enough money through both trading and transportation. From there, I started travelling to China, Japan, and Hong Kong to import goods, and my business kept growing, ultimately making me a millionaire by the age of 21.

The Nigeria government decided to cheat the Igbos after the war. A smart Info man found a way to recoup a little from the much the government decided to steal from him.

He and his father had much more that what he collected from the extra account he created.

Family of bunch of irresponsible people.
The boy, his bestie, the girl's father, mother and everyone around them are bunch of irresponsible things.
I spit on them all.
Tufiakwa

I don't know why majority of our girls didn't use their rational thinking.

No good and legitimate man will agree to pay you very big amount of money to have sex with you especially when you're not a very high class celebrity.

Any man that agrees to pay you such amount will surely take something bigger from your life or take your life entirely.

A man can spend so much money for your entertainment, wears and fashion to lure you to sex, but men don't like paying huge sum for the real thing (sex) if they agree, there's something they're going to take to compensate that. They can also take your nude pic to blackmail you later to get their money back.

Girls, stop this greediness so you can stay alive.

YorubaAssasin:
Like someone rightly said up there, there's more to their story. The useless lady might be a bitter ex that feels cheated.

Meanwhile the bride should know the sort of foolish man she's marrying, as these sort of men enjoy drama else, why can't he be firm and push the lady away or avoid her?

Both the groom and his bride, from my point of reasoning, behaved well.
Don't spoil your occasion with your own hands. If any of them had applied force, the lady may become violent and thereby creating a more silly scene which may spoil the occasion.

That lady, whether, ex gf, the groom's, niece or whatever she may be it's mad and lack good public decorum.

saveman91:
I know some of you still remember this phone beside am using it till now, am not married but i was the first person that use the phone in our community during those days

See mine, still very active. The same battery it came with.
Charge it ones and use for more than a week.

When phones come with quality and durability

Kobojunkie:
See this religious zombie attempting to quote Scripture like someone wey no know him head from.him tail.. imagine using Scripture like him toilet roll to mop up where him brain don fail finish in reasoning rationally. Tufiakwa!

From their words we shall know them.
I never knew I am in the same platform with a deranged animal.
I'm sorry thinking that you're reasonable. Now you've made me to know your status I won't be angry with you.

Kobojunkie:
Answer the questions!

Why should a woman be disrespected because of her choice of clothing though, at her own wedding for that matter? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Does the image of Beyonce below equally lead you to conclude she deserves no respect? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Dress the way you want to be addressed.
Have you heard that before?

Even in the Bible, it tells us a story of a man that gathered people for a banquet. A man that did not dress as expected was noticed, bundled out of the occasion and was casted out into the darkness.

Your brain is not intact if you don't think that your dressings tell much about who you are and how ppl will see and treat you. Good bye