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Oracle411:
U cant read to comprehend. That is ur problem. Go and read what i wrote again.

Oga, I said talk is very cheap.
You see that thing you commented there, you cannot try ¼ of what you wrote there.
When it happened to you, your sense of reasoning will change.

So stop this forming. You can't do no shit.

seborrhic:
POS prints receipts,so how would this scam have been possible?
Also some terminals even have a voice note telling you how much has entered and gone out of your account, immediately a transaction is made.So again, how would this scam have been possible?

The story he told her is real. It has been happening. I have POS outlets and we have experience that kind of attempts.

That is why I make sure that the POS device keypad sound is activated.

When you're in handed the device to input your PIN and the key beeps more that 4 times, they will collect the device from you, cancel the transaction and State it afresh. Once you hear more that 4 beep sounds, you should suspect that person. If the transaction has already started before he hands over your POS back to you, check you History before handing over any cash.

As for your question. Most vendors do not bother to recheck the amount in the printout before giving out the cash cos they beliv that the amount they entered is correct without them knowing that it can be altered.

StOla:
You are academically challenged.

Can currency exchange to a dollar appreciate from 1800 to 1000, as an upward movement?

Is that not a downward appreciation?

Olodo!

Can you just keep quiet and stop disgracing yourself.

Gossipninja:
Facts are different from Propaganda.

Please my people why will you have all these assets and go about building new ones ?

Is this not better than building just four schools?

Exactly my point. I was telling someone that this issue of building new school would've been a reasonable challenge of Reno was talking of Northern states, especially those states that are educationally backwards.

You don't bring this kind of f0olish challenge to a state that is already doing well educationally.
Anambra State had for long embraced education and had so many schools scattered all over the state. They were not lacking schools. They only need to rehabilitated.
So why building new once when you can facelift the existing ones?

Building new schools will be for those states that do not have enough schools.

What will be the essence of buying a new car for a man that his car had flat tire or broken windshield when you can simply use faction amount of new car to repair all the broken down vehicles in his garage.

Obi is a prudent man who dislikes wasting resources. So don't expect him to indulge in any wasteful project.

Had it on that he built new schools as Reno wanted to see, Reno will still be at the forefront of those criticizing Obi for abandoning old school buildings to embark on new ones just to steal State resources.

Reno is a cheap propagandist. Only cheap brains will believe him.

Oracle411:
Try it.

Talk is very very cheap.
Can't do no shit.
You can only shout and fume.
See you. You will kidnap whole family and lock them up.
Boy stop watching too much Zee World.

Oracle411:
NOBODY WILL DO THIS TO MY DAUGHTER.

Bleep POLICE. I WILL KIDNAPP ALL OF THEM, LOCK THEM IN A ROOM AND MY DAUGHTER WILL GIVE EACH OF THEM 20 HOT SLAPS EACH.
I'LL MAKE VIDEOS AND POST. LET POLICE NOW ARREST ALL OF US.

Talk is very cheap.

They have enough material to sew clothes that will be overflowing to the ground but not enough to cover their small bwests

Rice Scammer.
For your mind, you're smart.
Ask that UNN lecture caught pants down trying have segz with married woman. He believed he will be successful that day.
That will be your case one day. That day, your smartness will fail you.

GreatVocalist:
Self-control and emotional intelligence should be an adjoined course in tertiary institutions.

I wonder what is going on in his head right now. Despite the numerous cases of lecturers being exposed, some still won't learn.

What exactly was he thinking? That he'd never be caught? That thing called sex can make the most intelligent man become stupid in a split second.

Baba pull clothes finish, inside office? Really?

The woman may have told him to pull off everything that she will like to enjoy the things very well. The mumu man pulled, not knowing he has bn walked into a trap.

I know one lecturer like this. He constantly have segz with students in his office.
The worst is that he also does it to students coming to the school to write Post UTME exams. Even those the parents bring to him to guide and help. He will betray the parents and abuse those little kids. Soon, very soon his own cup will get filled and he will drink it.

No one in Tiv land should give you a list to buy items in the name of traditional marriage, that borrowed culture is hereby abolished by Tiv traditional area council
(IJIR TAMEN)

all you need is.
1 - N100,000.00 highest amount and it can be less.

2 - Go with at least three elders
.
3 - meet with the bride parents and tell them of your marriage intention, let them call their daughter and ask, if she says yes, then you give them N100,000.00 and take your wife home

4 - No more party at bride house, you will only take her and do the celebration at your home.

GistMedia0:
In a viral video circulating on social media, a cultural exchange turned into a moment of astonishment as a white man questioned his Nigerian wife about the process of making fufu, a traditional West African staple dish.

The video, which has sparked both amusement and debate online, captures the husband's candid reaction as his wife demonstrates the intricate steps involved in preparing fufu, a dish made from fermented cassava.

"So you eat rotten cassava?" the husband incredulously asks, his tone a mixture of surprise and skepticism.

The wife, unperturbed by her husband's reaction, patiently explains the fermentation process that gives cassava its distinct flavor and texture in fufu-making, emphasizing its significance in Nigerian cuisine and culture.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1COBFPIHQ5A

He's uneducated local white man.
He doesn't know about food processing.
He has not heard of fermentation before.

Yoghurts go through fermentation
Alcoholic drinks go through fermentation
Cheese
So many healthy food they take go through fermentation.

"He's is not inform to"

ify2016:
Really.
What level would you rate Dangote monopoly?

MTN is not really Nigeria problem. I expected you to have raised alarm on major issues that affects 90% of Nigerians

His hatred for anything that has an Igbo man in it will consume him.
His only concern there is for him to see Ernest Ndukwe bn dragged. Then he will come and link Peter Obi into it and finally the whole Igbo tribe.

VinnyBaba:
In my Secondary School and University WhatsApp groups,
I hardly Comment or make contributions.

I see them online talking about social media trends, Our School days, Visitations,etc and I always Wonder 'Do these Pple have Jobs and ambitions?'.

I talked to a Friend of mine About this and he said 'I am Anti-Social or an Introvert'.

But Really, I see those Alumni WhatsApp Groups as an Organization of Time Wasters.

HOW ABOUT YOU?
Comment.

You don't have good students from your school.
Secondly, your set are not doing well financially.
If you have good set, you'll like Alumni.

My set have paid hospital bills of some sick fellow students.
Some not doing too well have been helped to establish good businesses.
Contracts and connections have been made among us.
Recently, we helped one of our teachers settle hospital bills, get good accommodation.

K!ll all those weak Yoluba terrorists.
We cannot tolerate any challenge to the Federal Government. K!ll them and k!ll all their sponsors. Fo00ls

She may come from a comfortable home. From my own view, I didn't see a girl doing hook up to get money.

One thing is that she's a neat girl. She knows how to arrange her room. I didn't see extraordinarily expensive stuff in her room. Just normal average girl stuffs that are well arranged.

Her wears are not expensive but they are neatly kept which made her look expensive.

She has a small apartment and that made her room look well stocked.

If she is a hook up girl, you'll see expensive shoes, wigs, perfumes and clothes. She must have AC. And she will be in a larger apartment.

You see this kind of girl, she will wear clothes of 10k and she will look fat better than the one wearing most expensive designers wears.

I think I just like her.

tnerro1:
If I was near you , I would have brought you something very cold for this your analysis, you don’t need Chicago certificate to know when the lies are not adding

Hahaha 🤣😂. Thanks

ogododo:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/04/17/naira-records-first-depreciation-against-dollar-in-months-amid-fx-reserves-decline/

If you have any investment in Naira, check and you will see that your gain is dwindling every day.

My investment in one insurance company recorded loss of N23,669.59 within 19hrs. And I keep asking, where exactly is the effect of this rise in Naira felt?

Let me give u another example.
If you are a civil servant that is registered to any PFA, if you can access your pension contribution with PEN Log in details.
Log in in the morning to see how much is in ur contribution. Log in again in the evening, you will notice that the money u had in the morning has dropped.
This is part of bad economy and poor value of the Naira.

Some girls will, after reading this, get motivation to start hook up or improve on their already hook up lives.

Let me tell you, the story here has bn edited with a very good app and filter to make it look so beautiful just the same way you girls use app and filters to make ur ugly pictures look very beautiful.

Try this at ur own risk.
They will harvest ur organs
They will f*ck u and beat u join
You will not see any dollar
They will pour u acid and hot water
You will come back home sick with multiple infections
You will die without making any money
Your family will live with the bad image u have brought to them
Don't be unwise.

The National Examinations Council (NECO) has announced June 1, 2024, as the new date for the conduct of this year’s National Common Entrance Examination into Federal Government Colleges and May 25, 2024, for the Federal Government Academy, Suleja.

The examination body, which made this known in a statement signed by its acting director, Directorate of Information and Digital Communication, Mr. Azeez Sani, on Tuesday, said the rescheduling of the exam was a result of poor enrolment recorded.

While saying registration of candidates will continue until the new dates for the examination, NECO called on candidates and other relevant stakeholders to take note of the new exam date.

The statement reads in full : “The National Examinations Council (NECO) has rescheduled the 2024, National Common Entrance Examination into Federal Unity Colleges and the Entrance Examination into Federal Government Academy, Suleja,

The National Common Entrance Examination which was earlier scheduled to hold on 20th April, 2024, will now hold on 1 June, 2024.

Also, the Entrance Examination for Gifted and Talented Children into Federal Government Academy, Suleja earlier scheduled to hold on 4th May, 2024 will now hold on 25th May, 2024.

The rescheduling of the two examinations was due to low enrolment of candidates.

Source:https://authorityngr.com/2024/04/16/unity-schools-neco-fixes-new-dates-for-national-common-entrance-exam/

Jennyclay:
These are few mature men we still have in this country and I’m very sure the man is rich and he’s capable of taking good care of a woman.

But you see all these broke poverty stricken good for nothing wretched men that can’t even afford to eat 3 square meal will be setting rubbish and nonsense standards for themselves

I want a virgin bla bla bla.. as if virgins would like to suffer with them.

Broke and nonsense men everywhere!

Your response here is very irrational.
I hope you just read what that guy posted.

The guy totally ignored whether the girl is Virgin, from poor background or rich. He focused on the future he wished to build with the girl.

On this your irrational response, as the woman you are, you're more interested in rich guys and have no regard for those you termed broke.
This kind of mentality is why most ppl tend to believe that majority of women lack rational thinking.

Jennyclay:
Biko, close your mouth and let us hear word .

It will definitely look like a skit to you because it’s a man that is being accused here, but if it were to be a woman you would have believed it.

By now this thread would have been on page 99 full of derogatory words about women

All men are serial cheat!! Men can never be faithful!!

Bunch of nonsense randy men!! Shior!

And who is this man cheating with?
Is he cheating with his fellow men?
If there is one cheating man out there, then there are about 5 whoring women he's cheating with.

Once there is a cheating man, there are cheating women out there giving him that thing he's feeding on.

This is a mad country. Think of your safety first.
Get yourself body camera, pen camera or the 360 degree camera for your car they'll not know you're recording them. Just make sure you lure them close to where you're camera will pick them clearly.

I don't use my phone camera to record them. I uses body camera. They'll never know about the recording. Phone camera can make their madness increase. You may be attacked. Your phone may get damaged also.

Evisoblog:
Interesting



Is your Vocabulary good?
Do you enjoying Chatting into the far night.
Do you like helping people with enquiries.
If yes their's a business you can venture into that will pay you well for these qualities.
Send a message to

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Start by making sure that what you are writing here is correct. You can't be writing bad grammar here and at the same time, want to give job to someone with good vocabulary unless you're employing that person as your personal home teacher.

You will be doing all you want to do and be feeling on top of the world just because the government has not picked interest in u or you've not actually danced into the trap they set for you.

Once u danced into that trap, no matter how insignificant it is, they will hold on it so seriously and use it to treat all you f*ck ups.

This shows that government has bn angry with Bob for all those crossdressing he has bn displaying but could not do anything since it has no law that is broken by that.

shortgun:
Tragically we lost a close friend to the cold hands of death who passed away in a ghastly motor accident.

He was in his late thirties to early forties,unmarried, no child, and a Christian from the North west.

In solidarity, we his friends, proposed to hold a formal wake keep for him at his Abuja residence and promptly began the preparation process. This included securing the services of a DJ and arranging refreshments for the gathering.

Certain members of his family objected to the idea of the wake keep, contending that it was inappropriate for us to engage in partying and funfair following the untimely passing of their loved one. They insisted we limit the gathering to just a public address system and a choir to sing, nothing more.

Some of our friends are threatening to hands-off and withdraw their involvement from everything about the funeral including not attending the burial and allow the family members do whatever that pleases them.
Others are of the opinion that we should ignore the family members and go ahead with our plans since we are going to be paying respect to our late friend and not members of his family.

What do you guys think?

How old is the oldest in that your group of friends?
Seems all of u are of the last part of Gen-Z youths.

Can u imagine hw dis generation thinks.
Because u guys are the one contributing the money, someone said u guys should ignore the family of the deceased and go ahead to hos that burial party in the residence of their deceased child thereby challenging their opinion on family issue that concerns them than u guys.

So you think u have more right over the dead friend than the family?
Moreover, this guy is still a bachalor. Before now, once a bachelor dies, no gathering is held for him. He will be buried immediately without having any gathering than the few that will take him to his grave.

The family is bn rational here and u guys want to turn the burial into a funfare where u guys will and ur girlfriends will come to party.
If u guys really feel the demise of this guy and have respect for the family, you should carry that family along in whatever u want to do concerning his burial. If u can, make contribution and give to the parents to console them.
Stop causing them more problems by dragging what should or should not be done with them. It's very insensitive of u guys.

Skunk everywhere

orohbiro:
I remember guys use to beg me to have my number way back then, but these days not only me even other girls complain of same issue.

The moment they ask You out you begin to stress then they will just go.

Even when you post PIC with a friend some will be begging you to even give them your friend's number like wTF.

Guys you need to slow down. We are females, we must do our shakara small our girlish thing you need to be patient with us pls.

Even girls no dey give wrong numbers these days.

Those days, they will give guys non existent numbers or the line they've stopped using.
🤣🤣🤣

badboyTee:
Let's see the Old men on Nairaland who know history....

Campus Shoe as we call it mid/late 90s
It was believed that it is mainly for university undergraduates.

Deasegun19:
Chai,

Is that tears from aboniki or onions?

Radarada

Na comedy him wan do for us.

Sucre6:
Dog killing cats, ? Well thats new, I have dogs, they are ferocious and territorial too, I have a neighbor that own pet cats that strays into the fence of my compound ones a while, my dog will bark and chess them off the premises, caught my dog whopping one of the cat ones too many time, but not to the extent of killing it, thats extreme and you should be worried

My dogs are not aggressive. They're very friendly but don't just try to shout at any of my family members or rough handle them when they are around.

They've saved us many situations. They once protected my daughter once a scorpion came under her chair while sitting outside.

This is the second time they're killing cat. The first time, I doubted that they were the ones that killed the cat.

advanceDNA:
While domestic dogs are canines at the end of the day ....and have their territorial and protective Instincts...its best to ensure they remain completely domestic in their diet for ur own good...

. Having a dog with an awakened instinct of attacking and devouring flesh and blood is a disaster waiting to happen......

I feed them with dog kibbles. They eat normal food cooked at home. Their meat are cooked and slightly salted.

Even a week and highly trained and calm dog will become aggressive and attacked when feel cornered or invaded. Killing that cat does not mean it will kill human beings unless where they're trained to do so.

Below are some of the things I feed dem on
Diamond dog food
Chicken pepper soup with agidi
Rice with soup

Dundalk:
what a stupid cat, how can a lazy dog outsmart you..

These same dogs avoid the cat I have at home.
May be, they were trying to protect the cat from the invading bigger one.