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Shame.

Eleda Shanu mi.
Blessed father Show me Mercy.

because I share Linage with King David and King Solomon, Do unto me like you did to them. Amen.

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Elicopter.. Oya ma gbe mi ma lor!
We break up to make up!

Eja'nla...

Kamanda: Just heard Don Jazzy sold 4 Cartons of Loya Milk to the Bride and Groom at a very big discount.

haba bros! Na the guy get the milk factory ne?

Are you guys for real!!!

This is cool mehn!

I am looking for a wife. Pls help.

xynerise: You dey mad? .
My opinion bro

You must have your head checked. Someone corrected you and you still go ahead to insult him.. This is a real pathetic story..

Poverty striken idota like you thinks its waste of funds and instead of you to look on the brighter side and take corrections, u still dey ask am if hin dey mad..

Na you dey mad moafuckher.

Your Opinion is waked and waked opinions are not appreciated here.. Born fo0l

Nawa ooo! Anybody can just wake up and bottle any pirated non-sense and sell.

This Burna Boy reminds me so much of my cousine Toyosi..

Badoooo! Oh dayon morh!

Emi ni badoo! Yes emi ni King.

Voice of da streets. Se aye man.

Very useless character.

I have arrived kind'a character.

Maybe he wants to try his luck and copy the master.

If he sells the had "No-shoes" story, he might win elections

9,000! Whao.

Are they trying to say being Foreign Prisoner is better than being a Free man at home?

Nawa ooo!

Igbo people come to lagos to hussle.

Yoruba man's land.


Igbo people comes to nairaland to insult yourba people.

Who own's nairaland? Yoruba man.

Igbo people, pls don't let sentiments cloud your judgment.

Pls be sincere and truthful. Do yoruba people deserve all this insults from you?

Eko o ni baje..

Baba fash, pls take it easy..

No vex abeg..

We must pardon them, they are still our igbo brothers..

Ahn ahn.. Fashola too dey vex..

Nao nao hin done speak english wey Queen of England sef no fit understand not to talk of Nyamirin..

"A STORM IN THE TEA CUP" (this one pass my power ooo)

Ahhhhhh! Fashola, take am easy, no use English kill person pikin oo, B4 dem say u marginalised Igbo people with English Language..

Baba Fash you too much..
Eko o ni baje...

Abami Eda.
Anikulapo.

Rest on my Icon.
Rest on my legend.
Rest on my Mentor.
Rest on my Hero.
Rest on Fela.

Chillisauce: @ P. Stacks, I get it, so does it mean am not suppose to invest because I had zero knowledge about the risk et all. Why do we have an investment manager?


Having no knowledge shouldn't be why I won't get any profit from it. Like I said, there were some discrepancies the way it was handled.

This is business, I hire you as an investment manager and expect you to do your job.

I stopped anyway, but going to more professional bodies until I sort out my knowledge and skills on this, meanwhile my money won't remain idle in the bank

What it just means it that you do your spade work correctly. Get qualified investment managers. Goldman sachs has traders that posted all profits and no single loss in a period of 3months. You can google it up! Say from march to june. All trading sessions and no single loss recorded, that is genius, that is wizardry, that is perfection. You can source for such traders and you'l smile when its time you reap your dividend.

Chillisauce: I can forward all the emails I made to various branch manager. In port harcourt and Victoria island. I don't live in nigeria, thereby making most things difficult. Will be back maybe February ,

When you know what you are doing, there is no risk.. Warren buffet!

Risk comes as a result of lack of knowledge because knowledge is the Power..

You must be knowledgable about your about what instrument you invest in.

Stocks
Futures
Indices
Gold
Crude oil
Currencies

All this instruments have their unique characteristic and no one mutual fund is knowledgable on them all.

You can trade gold yourself abroad and monitor the fluctuations that arise as a result of demand and supply. Use the fluctuations to your own advantage and seek a margin of safety..

Here's an investment strategy from the renowned Warren Buffet..

The basic ideas of investing are to look at stocks as business, use the market's fluctuations to your advantage, and seek a margin of safety. Thats what Ben Graham taught us. A hundred years from now they will still be the cornerstones of investing

Warren Buffet. Sage of Omaha.
Oracle of Nebraska.
CEO Berkhashire Hathaway..


Investment, more than any other occupation, is a continual calculation, an instinctive exercise in foresight. You must "ALWAYS" be on top'a your game mehn!

agbekoya: Have had some pleasing results from ARM and FBN Capitals. However you will need to check the value of you investment often as it rises and falls relative to the general capital market. Both have a variety of funds you can subscribe to

The truth of the matter is, if you are an investment banker and you are making real cool money, you don't need to shout about it and you don't need other people's money to help you make more money.

its only people that don't make money that use peoples money to run advert and do marketing. When you make money you don't need marketing or advert, your good works would find you out..

Beware of Marketers and juicy adverts.. Beneath it all is grand conspiracy...

We all saw how Intercontinental bank and oceanic bank were operating like they were healthy banks, but they were real toxic and walking corps..

Be smart.

@Op. I suggest you read more on

"Investment Analysis" by Benjamin Graham
"Intelligent Investor" by Benjamin Graham.

Benjamin Graham taught Warren Buffet all the investment skillz he's got going for him today..

Learn from the very best..

In stocks, its advisable you go for penny stocks and be sure to use market flunctuations to your advantage and always seek a margin of safety..

Chillisauce: I tried mutual fund in standard chartered. After charging me 1000usd for mutual fund manager who monitored nothing. I was pissed. At the end of the 1/2 yr tenure, I spent 7000usd but received 6420usd after profit.


I had to cut the engagement because no one was monitoring the investment only concerned about their charges.

Pls know that I wasn't informed I will be paying for a manager, I just saw it withdrawn from my account, when I contacted the manager, then was told its their charges.


I wouldn't have if I knew they charge such.

I will still come back to fight them, not over, let me take care of business here first

Standard charteerd is quiet professional and very ethical. I'm surprised to hear this kind'a report.
I think this is subject to confirmation.

Everyday Fashola becomes vindicated! And becomes more God like..

Like Fashola is the bomb mehn!

Fash for 2015.

Eko o ni baje ooo can turn to Naija o ni baje in 2015.

Mama no go gree unless to ba darugbo!

Very cheerful woman.

HBD Ma'm

I tot Anunobi is nao a pastor!

Funke Akindele won't even mourn her divorce one day..

Do your thing sha!

Let's be fair to her Husband.. Even if he has his own flaws, no man would ever want stuffz like this and this is what Funke wants the most. The glitz and glamour and fame.

When you are married such excesses has to be curbed.

Funke should just live life and forget marriage.

Can GEJ do a cabinet reshuffle or shake-up?

He should be very careful so they don't shake him-up or reshuffle him.

The presidency should be more pragmatic.

Longeria: Dear president

Time and space may not allow me to add the negative part of your government hence the positives and the need to correct and improve. On 28th of this month make me 41 years on earth, only in your administration I witness empty filling stations, running rails, Agriculture revolution, airport transformation, electoral reform, electricity reforms, education, roads, improved external affairs policy, etc. To me, the Nigeria you inherited is like a burnt house, not possible to rebuild in four years, your zeal and patriotism in tackling the mountainous tasks simultaneously gives me hope of light at the end of the tunnel. I make bold to urge you to disregard the intimidation and ranting of all the MERGING NUISANCE and concentrate on making the country real giant of Africa. Why change a winning team when we are striving to top African development premier league. I make bold to urge you to declare for second term, you deserve it, you will get it.

LONGERIA
Portharcourt

You failed to add that in your 41 years of existence you have never heard of so much bomb blast in one regime..

You failed to add that when you were 20 price of petrol probably was #11 naira per litre and you failed to add that Subsidy wasn't pulled out on you when you travelled to the village for xmas only to be stranded because you bugetted #5,000 to go back to lagos from the village but your dear GEJ made trasnporters increase tfare almost 3 fold.

You also failed to state that when you were 16 all the refineries in nigeria were working at optimum capacity..

You also failed to state that Oil theft is at an all time high..

You also talked of aviation but didn't say exactly what's obtainable there, cos when you were 10 years old, Nigeria had a National Carrier..

You make it seem your 41 years is better than when you were 5 years old.. Sounds to me they say a fool at 40 would remain a fool for ever, nigeria night remain a fool forever as nigeria is well over 41 years..

You failed to state that in your 41 years as a nigerian, you haven't seen a nigerian leader that has refused to take the bull by the horn!

You failed to state you are a GEJ praise singer even when the whole country sings songs of Revolution everyday!

You failed to state that in your 41 years of existence you have seen other 1st ladies and how they comport themselves... You have failed to address how other 1st ladies have acted in your 41 years of observing Nigerian politics.

My friend and fellow nairalander, we all love Nigeria. I love GEJ and the best gift I can give him is to critize him so he see's where he is lagging behind not to sing his praises as if all were well with nigeria..

I love GEJ so much I feel having come from a back ground of Having "No-Shoes" he would make the difference but it all appears it "Business as usual"

You have also failed to state that in your 41 years, power has never been this eratic. When you were 16 or there about you enjoyed more electricity as a nigerian..

I will ask you a simple question..

Which time of your life have you enjoyed the most 1 - 25 years or 25 - 41. Pls answer most sincerely!

Do your look to the future like there is hope? Pls answer appropriately..

Let's be objective and state it as it is.

In your 41 years of existence has there ever been so much dis regard for rule of law?

In your 41 years of existence has a legislator even used a Mace to hit someone on the head?

In your 41 years of existence has there ever been a time that religious violence has been this high within the shores of this country?

As a 41 year old, have you ever heard that a country imposes a bond on nigerians seeking visa to the tune of £3,000.

In your 41 years, has it ever been heard that most nigerians live below $1 a day?

In your 41years, has things gone from better to worse or from worse to better.

In the last 3 years under GEJ precisely, has our Collective wealth in the national treasury increased or its been dwindling?

Pls answer most sincerely.

Kind Regards.

arcbabe: Worwor pix

Your nairaland signature says "Don't Hate but Love" and here you are hating real hard!

For how long shall we continue to say one thing and do the opposite?

Pls do practise what you preach.

Why did she have to continuously show us her wedding ring in almost all the pictures? We know she is married nao!

The guy just looks as if he is enduring and not enjoying the thing! Those smiles on his face looks artificial and fake to me, MJ on the other hand looks as if she hit jackpot..

If Tonto Dickeh see's this one again, another wahala..

Happy married life sha, don't do like Funke Akindele ooo, be a good girl oo

Eheeyaaa! No more pocket money!

But why didn't they drop Funke Akindele amidst the divorce scandal ?

This is real good news ooo.

So I will be a scarce commodity soon.

Scarcity drives the price up!

Intrested ladies should pls submit their CV nao ooo. I'm looking for a wifey.

I wish one very decent nairaland girl would just ask me out..

Seriously when I marry, I want to be a stay at home dad.. A voluntary House-Boy..
Walahi that's my Dream.. I'm not kidding. I swearagad. My wife would be the luckiest cos I don't like going out.. Only watching TV and cooking and washing plates and laundry and sweeping. I love to wash cars ehhhn!

Pls intrested babes should send their C.V.. All I need is a girl to ask me out..

www.Nscdc that's all.

Very lovely piece.