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Cruelty. Bottled up hatred and agression..

No other woman can ever act in the capacity of a mother..

A Mother always remains a mother.

Iya ni iya mi ooo. Thank you mummy for entertaining all this my sturborness as a kid..

How many times did I vomit, how many times I shit for body, one woman would now beat me for vomitting and shitting.. Guuush! 3 year old.. Issokay.

Yet we are a God-fearing Nation.. That woman goes to a church or Mosque regularly.. E's all good!

J12: Even Messi is not worth that amount. Neymar is better player but he was bought for 57million euros.

That's exactly the point. Money is not an issue with Real Madrid.. We are big Spenders..

We spend Big. Money is ment to be spent. Of what good is the money in the bank when it can be on the field of play banging it all in and assiting it in.. 105Million is not too much for Bale..

Madrid is a very Proud Club.. If you've got it, Flaunt it.
Madrid needs Bale and has the Money.. So what's left..

I swearagad if I have that Money, I can pay twice that amount for Gareth Bale..

Blessed father, let this deal scale thru. Amen.
#HalaMadrid..

At Madrid, we have a very Rich and Flamboyant culture..

Its our tradition to break the bank..
No amount is too much to Land Gareth Bale..

Gareth Bale was born to play For Real Madrid.. Florentino Perez..

We have broken the bank in the past and it worked for us..

We are Galacticous..
We are Royal Madrid..

#HalaMadrid. Gareth Bale is never too expensive. If they want $200 Million plus Angel Di Maria, we would give Tottenham..

Imagine Bale run's a defender down the left and CR7 runs another down the right..

No defence would survive such brutality..

#HalaMadridiii ooooo!
I will forever dwell in this Temple of Madridsimo faithful to the Santiago Bernebue all my Life. So help me..

is this ojuju? Vodoo, Magic or science?

Abeg abeg abeg.. All these medical people sef.. Mio fe oshi ooo. Ahn ahn..

What if you had "No shoes" as a kid, what do you do?

The only reason why I love religious arguments on nairaland is that its expository and everybody has facts and everybody is right. Who would ever agree to be wrong..

Religion is the biggest scam ever sold to humanity.. Different people with different claims..

People must believe in something..

Sango worked for us.
Amadioha worked for us.
People worship stones and it worked for them.

Religions Is very subtle but sensitive..
Even people that wants gay, hides under religion. People that wants child-bride hides under the canopy of religion..

The earlier we Abolish every religion the better it is, before religion sends Humanity into extinction.

I can't even trace religious wars back into time. Is it holy wars of jihad or the Crusaders or Sharia crisis in northern nigeria, just name it.. Religion has done man more harm than good.

I keep saying it.. Nigeria has the highest number of churches and mosques and very "God-Fearing" (indeed). But what do we have, wide spread corruption, in-equality, social malice and prejudice, discrimination..

Why can't these churches and mosques translates to a better society for nigeria, but the more the churches and mosques the more backward as a Nation we become.

Lips-service.. Let us fear God ooo. God can not be mocked.. Not till christains and muslims first settle their scores from ishmeal and isaac first, there can be no going forward.

Religions is a vice.
Religion is a tool for segregation.
Religion is evil.

We can Abolish Religion.
Yes we can.

I have always know charly boy had good morals. I see his kid brother almost everyday! A reputable barrister.

Religion itself is the greatest scam even sold to mankind..

Some forces somewhere back in time conjured religion and dished it to the people and the people took it hook line and sinker..

Olorun ah ri ejor da.
Man is just too wicked.

Italian mafioso's take out anybody..
Mafias are no respecter of person, no matter who.

From my myopic and personal opinion, I don't think the pope got it right on Gay issues but then again, Right and wrong is relative from a point of view. No right, no wrong, only circumstances..

So Gay is the in-thing bai.. I have to buy padlock to lock my yansh menh! Nobody would ever chuk anything past this my God given yansh..

Nature has it that the Penis gets erect and enters the vagina.. But Penis entering a Man's Ass is un-imaginable.. Guuuush mehn! Crazy..

God pls take my life the day someone thinks gay towards me, no to talk when I think same-sex is the way..
Anyday same sex ever appeals to me, blessed father take my life before then...

Only God knows his own.

Are you serious it belongs to Mushin Local govt?

Somebody tell me something!

I tot it belonged to Sabon Geri Local Govt area in Kano..

Oh! So sweet!
Congrats.....

Ehyaaa! . RIP mama!

But it was a peaceful death tho..

Why is the police making a meal of his arrest?

I saw this thing on channels Tv this morning.

Does a Doctor announce to the world aftera surgical operation? Or does a baby announces after sucking the mothers breast..

Police do your work and stop seeking un told recognition! How's it a big deal you are doing your work.. Its a big deal tho since combating crime is not in their primary manadate.. Extortion is their primary mandate.

If you ask my opinion, the guy has a point, how can you be locked up 7 years for fighting.. We need to know those in prison awaiting trial for a crime they might not have commited.. Injustice only breeds such malice and hatred in their minds considering he had criminal tendencies.. But the judicial system that has judges taking bribes and falsifying their age should instead look into illegal detention of people in over conjested prisons.. Nothing works in this country mehn!

Have said that! The guy has had an illustrious armed robbery career and deserves an armed Robbery medal..

Why is the police making a meal of his arrest?

I saw this thing on channels Tv this morning.

Does a Doctor announce to the world aftera surgical operation? Or does a baby announces after sucking the mothers breast..

Police do your work and stop seeking un told recognition! How's it a big deal you are doing your work.. Its a big deal tho since combating crime is not in their primary manadate.. Extortion is their primary mandate.

If you ask my opinion, the guy has a point, how can you be locked up 7 years for fighting.. We need to know those in prison awaiting trial for a crime they might not have commited.. Injustice only breeds such malice and hatred in their minds considering he had criminal tendencies.. But the judicial system that has judges taking bribes and falsifying their age should instead look into illegal detention of people in over conjested prisons.. Nothing works in this country mehn!

Have said that! The guy has had an illustrious armed robbery career and deserves an armed Robbery medal..

taiocol: pls wake up frm dream, buhari nd Apc knws he cant rule Nigeria, apc need a better Candidate to win Gej, or Gej till 2019.

If not disrespect. Can GEJ see Buhari and not prostrate to greet the man.. This is a man that rose thru the Ranks and file of the Nigerian Army, well decorated.. This is a man that has served this country in various capacity tested and confirmed! Yet GEJ is a more prominent person than Buhari..

idumuose: C
Can't Ɣ☺u people look for a more credible candidate apart
from Buhari?There is Buba Marwa,lamido sanusi lamido,etc
Buhari will not fly.look for ayounger person.Are Ɣ☺u not tired
of this recycling of old clueless men.Buhari will only return
to be vindictive.That is one problem with old men.A beg enough
of this old baggage.

Do you know how many time Abraham lincoln was rejected?

Do you know how many times John Wesley was rejected..

The stones that the builders refuse somehow always ends up being the chief cornerstone..

What would benefit you the most is what you always discard and that is life for you!

Leave buhari alone!

payless: Wishful thinking from sit tight kleptomaniacs. Why would they hope it works when they continue to loot with impunity? Buhari is coming to chase you whereevever you hide from May 29, 2015. You will be chased around like chicken and be taken to prisons where you belong.

You have spoken well!
Buhari is a no non-sense man..
Fashola is an obvious achiever..

PDP shouldn't be Mad cos its all about Progression.. All hail the Progressives..

Enough of PDP Regression.. 1 step forward and 5 steps backward. Enough is enough since 1999!

Who is Okupe?
Where is he from?
Who knows him?
What else has he done all his life before being mouth piece to GEJ?

This guy should go and sit down jor... Wasn't he the one they alleged that they bought a New BMW for him.. He wants to talk more maybe he might get a Benz or Range Rover or probably a Bently or Porsche.. He's too old fashioned for a Bugatti or Lamboghini or Phantom Rolce royce.. That BMW is ok. This is greed speaking.

This is bad market for Airtle Nigeria.
I have never really like Airtel anyway..

MTN 1st for obvious reasons.
Etisalat and Glo Drags Bracket in Second..
Airtel last.. Econet, Buddie, Zain, Airtel.. Only them one.. Foolish network..

I'm suprised most lagosians are stuck to Airtel..

Etisalat is about my Favourite..
As for Hacking! Its a global phenomenon and not a Nigerian issue solely.

China Hacks America, America Hacks Australia, Edward Snowden even went as far as claiming that govt listens to your phone calls and have every internet data of yours.. Govt approaches Facebook, Microsoft, Google, Apple and co for users data not even till they hack you website.. Big banks and mega coporations are not speared the attack..

Its ICT age baby.. Everything that comes with an advantage surely has a disadvantage..
We won't know the disadvantages of ICT just yet not till it has eaten deep and caused so much damage.. And it would'a been too late.. This might be the last age of man Before the collapse or the very age that would engineer the collapse cos I can't phantom any age after ICT, I just can't imagine another age after ICT age, it would be too wizardry..

Let's rock and roll.. ICT all the way.

I'm so happy for Fashola. Soft spoken gentle Action man.. No be by gra gra..

Everybody wants to take a slice of Fashola.

Everybody wants to make a name with an already established brand Fashola..

Fashola should trademark that name! Its a good name money can't buy!

Everybody wants to sue fashola.. Fashola you are too much.. You are a superstar..

Everybody or party just wants to seem relevance and associate their name with Fashola.. Oh! I wish I was fashola..

Eko o ni baje.. Do your thing Baba Fash!

Brimmie: [size=20]The Fresh Air Sef Don Reach Cotonou!! [/size]

You are truly sarcastic.. You have a calling for comedy.. So mush for Fresh Air..

E go better sha.. One day go be one day monkey go go market e no go come back that go be the day wey bush meat go catch the Hunter.

Brimmie: [size=20]The Fresh Air Sef Don Reach Cotonou!! [/size]

You are truly sarcastic.. You have a calling for comedy.. So mush for Fresh Air..

E go better sha.. One day go be one day monkey go go market e no go come back.

Nawa ooo. Notin we no go see for this naija.

No insult we no go receive for this naija..

UK placed a 3,000 pounds bond on UK visas and entry into the UK, kind'a understandable and still battling it..

Nao ordinary cotonu, benin republic.. INSULT! Insult of the highest order..

Thanks to our leaders.. Very soon, Afghanistan, Pakistan and Somalia would deport Nigerians..

Nigeria be like say e dey carry last for league of Nations..

Gbenga Ashiru and Ministry of Foreign affairs should fight UK and fight cotonu, very soon they will fight the world instead of fighting corruption in our land and make our land a better place they want to fight UK govt for imposing £3,000 bond. What would they do to kotonu.. Insult mehn! I can't take it. Its ok if I'm deported from London or even lowly Malaysia but Cotonu is the height of it mehn!

Naija which way?
Se na like this we go dey dey?
Ah!!! Na like this we go dey dey!!!!

Good job! Galant soldiers!

Apparently Boko Haram has way too many leaders.. Capture a new leader everyday.

How many leaders left to capture JTF?

Never say Never. Impossibility is nothing. I wish him good luck..

Whatever the heart of man can concieve it can achieve. Kudo bro..

Jesus's Friend.

[quote author=switdil][/quote]I think they should first think of giving the man a befitting burial and take timme to heal even tho the loss is irreplaceable. If they cool off and think its ok, then they start lawyer wahala.

Oh! Its so sad. Sorry! May the Lord grant you fortitude to bear the loss.

Do we even have Labour Laws in this country sef?
In a country where un-employment is so high the Employer is king jare..

A Boss can do anything and get away with it cos there's little or no job security and at the slightest provocation an employee trys to leave, there are a million un-employed willing to do d job, better than you and at a cheaper rate...

In this country, a Boss is Lord and Master.

EheeyaaA! I feel for this dude like crazy, its not easy! People would forever look at him like a kid.

They say, behind every successful man, there is a woman..

Its really dicey! She's not your wife but a girl friend and she is mostly responsible for the heights you'v attained..

I can't say to give or not to give but if I were in your shoes, I swearagad, I'l give her everything she ask. Seriously I'm not kidding you. Its a privilege to have a girl friend more intelligent that you. That's what I crave for all my life. Something like a Power couple.

Imagine a real cream brilliant girl with a Bad boy. The combo is final.. Recipe for the Top.

Follow your mind sha.

Tell me what is common in "Common Wealth" when we can't even enjoy the wealth in common. We must deposit to enjoy a common wealth.. No. 10 Downing Street has disappointed me.
I'm Dissapointed in David Camerone
I'm dissapointed in that Ed Miliband guy that criticises inhumane Policies for not speaking on this.
I'm disappointed in the Queen
I'm disappointed in the Nigerian Govt for not making home conducive for Nigerians forcing brain drain and making people go else where to seek greener pastures.
I'm disappointed with the PDP led govt since 1999 that I have to travel to london for steady electricity as I can't get it in my country.
I'm disappointed at our colonial masters cos even after you colonise, its ok u still check up to make sure ur colony is on track, Nigeria has derailed since independence like we should never have gotten independence.

Nigeria is like a kid when his dad is a home, he's calm and behaves himself, but the moment his dad walks out the door, the rascality in the kid comes to light and you never believe its the same kid under his dads watch.. Its either we need the Colonial master to come back and rule us or the Military takes over, we have plunged way to deep and the pit seems bottomless like we would plunge for life.

in as much as I laud the Minister of foreign affairs moves, its not about retaliation but about fixing this country so Nigerians won't have any reason to go to other people's land and get insulted for it, after all these people fixed their country properly and we want to go benefit from their good works. They won't close their eyes and watch us come spoil what they have built.. Hacking a British Soldier in broad day light by 2 nigerians is the worst form of Representation of Nigerians every where, the same way Lebanese people wants to spoil this country and we are not happy with the lebanese, the same way UK can never be happy with 2 Nigerians hacking down a British soldier in broad day light..

We must fix this country and make it the Envy of other because we have what it takes...

Retaliate the policy or not retaliate, we must fix this country..

When I was a kid and we didn't have satelite and video games, me and my brother always went to watch Power rangers and play Super Nintendo's in my Neigbours place, our parents weren't happy about it and did everything possible to buy us a video game and fixed cable satellite and we stoped going to their place instead they started coming to our place and we exchanged visits instead of the one-side trip we endlessly made B4 we had our own Video game.. Same also.. Fix this country and have infrastructure work and see how Nigerians would stay at home and watch influx of people troop to nigeria..

We must fix this country first.

What da f*uck mehn!
So these moafucking Hezbollah people wants to gain a stronghold on this country and perpetraite crime..

Every lebanese. Good or bad must leave this country for good.

What! are you kidding me?
With that fat salary!!!

This Is Victory for our Democracy on all fronts..

We will get there.

Mehn! The way these people are looking for money these days ehnn! I'm afraid these network providers would soon start putting hands in our pockets to take the money B4 we give them..

Nice one tho! Real nice initiative.

Just that Etisalat can do better than 260MB for #1,000. Ahn ahn! You guys are more than that nao.. Pls be a little more generous..

500MB for #1,000 is cool na.. Just begging ni ooo, mio shakor..