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Av purissima.. Seriously! I tot I saw av Pasuma wonder.

If not pervesed minds, y judge someone as too sexy, how did your mind wonder that far, holier than thou attitude that takes people no where. With this attitude one would think Iran is supposed to be Topping the league of committee of Nations, but just like Nigeria that is plagued with so many Churches and Mosques and yet backward, same is Iran, while the more libral state progress.

Obinoscopy: Don't worry, ur day of glory is coming. Just remain focused in your job search, God will surprise u very soon .

Y should people search for Jobs.. There are a billion and one things under the sun on the surface of this earth that can be done.. White collar jobs are nowhere, we know what kind of country we live in..

People should stop asking what this Un-able Nigeria can do for them instead start thinking what they can do for this Nigeria..

I wasn't born with a silver spoon but very lucky to have registered a Company under the coporate affairs commission of Nigeria when I was in 300 level in school. In russia, a 24 year old boy owns a bank, u can google it, its share lazyness to just want to follow the band wagon to search for a Job u and I know is not available. Be proactive, do something for yourself.. It is the work in your hands God would bless, not necesarily Govt job or Bank jobs.

This job hunting mentality makes people redundant. Just start something, anything at all, you won't believe the amount of Magic you'v got in you.

Amechi My Man..
Just do your thing man!

Many are the Afflictions of the Righteous.

If it is true David Dropped Goliath,
Then You shall over come.

demelza: Who is this self-hating sellout? For all this thrash, its a pity you wont even be considered for a free visa to Hawaii.
Why hasnt that same Shekau gone to bomb Jonathan who resides here permanently? Is it Obama who will be guarded better than Fort Knox that he can easily target?
Think before you post next time, it will do you a world of good

Did shekau say Obama, hollande and Netayahu were no match for him or not? I need you to answer.

If you don't understand Hyperbolical statements, I'l educate you.
Even a minor knows Shekau can never get 10,000 miles close to anywhere Obama is even if obama goes to the heart of Borno.. It amazes me people as daft as you exist or just live a lie.. Are we facing serious security challenges or not.. Who says I want a visa to America? Have I said so?

Guuush mehn! Your level of comprehension disgusts me if you swallowed everything as it appeared hook line and sinker, ur brain couldn't put 2 and 2 together to read inbetween the line.. You talk of Sell-out, I wish I could sell you to Boko Haram and you know the intensity of what we face in Nigeria, you are no better than people Boko haram has cut short their lives, do we continue like this, I would gladly sell out if that's what it takes for this Boko haram menace to come to an end.. With people like you, this country would never move forward. Let me just spear you, cos I don't know what to do with you! You'r no match mehn! I won't give you attention.

Pataki: Jonathan the kindergarten school headboy. Obama the headmaster needs you immediately!

You see your disgraceful life......I hope he does not disgrace himself again. And please keep madam shepopo at home oh.

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;o what! Av never seen this picture all my life.. Did GEJ take this posture like Hilary Clinton was lecturing him on governance 101.. OMG, I can't laff, I trust myself, swagga mi ti poju.. I'l have made Hilary feel like just a Domestic Appendage to My Man Barrack and even if Barrack invites me, it would be 50/50 mutual respect, but if he stood like this for hilary clinton, I pray he doesn't kneel B4 Barrack.. Nawa oo.. Obasanjo would have show much more swagga,

Imagine it was Abacha that Obama invited, Abacha wouldn't even acknowledge the invitation not to talk of honour it, same with ghadaffi and probably mugabe.

But since Boko haram Pass GEJ, he must run to Washington DC to answer this olive branch extended to him and apologise for visiting China without Washinthon's permission.


Obama: Don't do that next time u here.

GEJ: Yes sir,

dasparrow: @Post

If I were GEJ, I will tell Obama I am too busy to come. If they had things to discuss, why didn't Obama stop by while he was on his African tour?

So Obama should stop and have Boko Haram Bomb his motorcade abi.. Didn't you hear Shekau said "Barak Obama of American, Francois Hollande of France and Benjamin Netayahu of Isreal are all too small for him to handle"

I wonder how u just post anything, Obama is too Executive to come visit GEJ, he has done the right thing by Summoning GEJ seeing that GEJ can't handle Boko Haram issues, Very soon, you'l hear Un-Manned Drone Air-Strike in Borno weda GEJ honors the invitation or not, you people can go and ask Talibans in Yemen and Pakistan and Afghaniatan..

In GEJ's best intrest, he better run and heed the masters call.

All Hail Barrack Obama..

#Obama4Mankind.. *in young jezzy's voice

God Bless America and Pity Nigeria..

Ok, let's be civil and not biased!
Who's more intellectual? A Senator or a Professor? Our reward system is faulty, you reward a theif and a hard working person goes un-rewarded..

A professor spend all his life studying and impacts knowledge and a politician earns 10 times higher than a professor and its ok! Come on mehn!

This is the same problem Germany is tackling withing the Euro-zone economy, An average German works harder than any other European in the Euro-zone marriage but 1 Euro currency has same value to a hard working German and a very lazy Greek. How can a german earn 10 Euro and a Greek earn 10 Euro cos they belong to the same Euro-zone, Germans are more hard working with factories all over, BMW is german, Benz is German, Yatchs and constructions are German, what do you have in Greece? Only Tourism..

In Nigeria, a Politician would just sit and move no motion in the senate for 4 years and take home outrageous amount, while a Vulcaniser or mechanic or Teacher or professor would sweat for peanuts, this aint fair.. Its not done no where!

ASUU should no pipe-low on their demand, let the country kuku scatter and collapse if it would collapse after all Greece is just recovering from its bad governace and re-structuring itself.. We must restructure this country or Risk a full blown Revolution..

Unemployed graduates everywhere, Nao Students are at home, ideal hands are Devils workshop! This country must fight for Equal rights and Justice, fairness and freedom to all.. American dream is not a mirage.

In America weda graduate or illitrate we have people earn per hour. In nigeria what is manpower worth? One hour/ man power! No. Alue, we operate in a society where there is no stastistical data to suppourt what we do! Does the govt have a figure as to how many people are unemployed? No.. In America, every first friday of a new month, department of Labour releases unemployment Rate and non-farm pay rolls, these are indicies and datas economy works on.. WTF mehn! Unemployment in yankee as it stands today is below 7.4% and people still want to say Obama is doing notin.. All these countries have data they work with, Nigeria... For where.... Corruption..

Govt must cut the cost of Governance, Democracy is too expensive in nigeria, I keep saying it. During military era, we had only 12 members of Supreme Ruling council and that's all, today we have PA to PA, special advicer of House Boy, Cook, Gardener, Wash man allowance all on tax payers money, WTF mehn! Guuush I'm irritated.

So much for Fresh Air.

I don't know what is wrong with this Raymond Dokpesi, gallivant around and don't pay ur workers for 8months and yet journalist are not to collect bribe so they remain objective and plain in reporting..

I swearagad and I'm not lying about it.. I know some igbo people that hates igbos.. I'm forgivable and pardonable if I hate igbo people. Yeah they are industrious, but they are crude and they are cheats..

So orji kalu refused to pay up what he owes and still goes ahead to fight for relevance knowing very well anything against Fashola would make headlines, this is another igbo man gimmick, they are always having something up their sleeves, if an igbo man hasn't cheated you, his day hasn't been made.. Orji kalu wants to cheat Lagos state Govt! Why should LASG send all of them packing to their village where they can't even tolorate themselves and they want others to tolerate them.. Kalu should pay up jare, onigbese, ko fe san owo ile.

Irrespective of what anybody says! Weda because of deportation or not. Fashola is the Chief Executive Officer of Lagos state.. These Igbo people are claiming Lagos is "No-man's land". Fashola shouldn't have opened the building after sealing it up.. Let all these people go to their village, bunch'a ingrates..

redcliff: [size=14pt]nah. seun is too reclusive to take the company public. Besides Facebook did not turn around after they did theirs [/size]

Who told you Facebook didn't turn around? Get your facts right.. Don't you know how mush burden was taken off Mark Zuckerberg? Do you know the comfort that comes with using Other people's money to run business. Or u haven't heard OPM B4? Do you know the sharp practices you can involve in when you are public? If anything happen the owner is safe but share holders bears the brunt, do you know how much Dangote has been able to raise from the public to further his own personal course and declare just a portion as dividends for public to share while he holds the major chunck.. When there is profits, its for us, and when there are losses, its for Share holders alone.. It has its merits and de-merits. Don't say facebook didn't turn around.. You aren't there at Silicon Valley to know what goes on there or in Newyork..

appleton: Hello everyone,
I've been brain stroming lately and thought of the possibility of Nairaland becoming the 1st Forum in Africa to be listed in the stock market.

Do you see it coming in the nearest future and in what way would it affect the way we view online business in Nigeria?

Why not and if not?

Just get professionals to handle the enlistment for you.. It might be a bit too early tho! But face book got enlisted on the Newyork Stock exchange at $27/Share and I think its way above $36/share as at the last time I checked.. Just make sure the brokerage and other institution to handle the enlistment don't do a shuddy job. People could cash in on this piece of information and do exactly what they did to Femi Otedola on AP shares.. That incidence alone dropped Femi Otedola from being a Billionaire to a Millionaire and since then, the poor guy has never attained Billionaire status again but a millionaire, I think femi's networth should be around $550Million dollarz now I'm not too sure but verifyable.. Single handedly AP shares crumbled Femi Otedola, learn from peoples mistakes and there's never a problem with Nairaland going Public, just that if it were me, I'l follow the Mike Adenuga Business Model.. Everything would remain private and mine alone but the call is yours..

Like I have always said. Right or wrong is relative.. Its your call to make.

That's is a lidtening Government.
That is a government that works.


Not the Sit tight leaders that wants to loot the coffers of our treasury dry, not the leaders that's participate in Crude-oil theft.

This is why Western worlds see true Development.
This is the true definition of Servant-Leader.. Not until we begin to get people that are genuinely intrested in leading and not intrested in the gains and benefits attached to leading, the might not know the true meaning of "TRUE DEVELOPMENT"

Our leaders are Arrogant, Proud and Pompous and only enrich themselves with public funds. Till the day where a Senator would be paid next to nothing or the president's office doesn't have salary and allowances attached to it, till that day, political office would remain too attractive and would attract majorly thieves who seek only to enrich themselves..

If you ask my opinion.. I think if you are a wealthy man and you have made enough money doing private works and decided to rule your country.. I don't think you should be paid for ruling your country, I think its a rear privilledge to do so..
But what do we have, we see very wealthy people aspire for office and embezzle more funds while in office. Money they can never finish spending in their life time and the life time of their childrens children.. That's the mentallity and attitude we have to wealth in our country. True wealth as a leader is not about how much you stash away in swiss bank accounts or launder abroad. True wealth of a leader is how much impact you made. How many lives you touched as a leader, what you are gon be remembered for long after you are gone, the legacy you leave behind after your tenure, How well you imprint your name in the Sands of time, your achievements and land strides. Your anticidents and stands on National issues..

Can a Nigerian leader ever Drive a Taxi for same reason this Norwegian PM did?

Your guess is as Good as mine.

Goodmorning and prosperous Week ahead to every Nairalander.

Nigeria MUST be Great weather they want it or not.

When you aim for the Stars and Miss, you land on the Moon.

If you Chase Perfection, you really can't catch up with Perfection but when you chase perfection and don't catch it, be sure you'l catch up with Excellence.

Perfection is 100%
Excellence is 70% and above... When you make 70%, you make an A. A Spotless church as in the bible can't hold after the sins of Adam and eve.. Perfection was Before and During Adam and Eve, After Adam and eve sinned Perfection vanished and the Best you can do is "EXCELLENCE".. Even in science, you leave room for Error plus or Minus 2...

When people talk perfection, its possible to have a Perfect system in it self but you must have the Godlike aura. When you are Perfect, I swearagad, you are a god in that field..

What!!! .. !!!
Are you For real?

Gotdanm it mehn!

This Embarrasment is getting too much ooo.


First UK Govt imposed 3,000 Pounds Visa Bonds on Nigerians seeking UK visa's, now they have kuku come out straight to advice we remain in our country, they don't want us.. O ti tan bai.. O pari! What more..

Let them kuku withdraw all the British Airways Airlines and Virgin Atlantic Airlines and any Heatrow airport bound Flight..

Guuush mehn! if it has gotten to the level they advice us not to come to their country and even impose a visa bond, they it speaks volume of our society..

Nigerians must wake up and read the writtings on the wall.

Motorsport is about my best sport ever.. Its only for the super wealthy people from continental Europe and Elite Americans... Someday I dreams of Driving For Mc Laren or Red Bull. That Sebastien Vettle Guy trips me like crazy! When that guy takes off, Alonso never see's his break light. I loved the Micheal Schumaker Era but Time happens to everything. His time is gone and Red Bull got the Torch now..

I love this guys story of finding Ability in Dis-ability.. When life deals you Lemons, instead of complain, you can make Lemonades out of Lemons...

There is Always Ability in Dis-ability.
There is always Possibility in impossibility.

Just Believe in yourself and that's it.

Okimski: One day one of these companies will charge you to court for discouraging its consumers. Everyday we see different articles of don't take this, don't take that. Yet there is also implications of not consuming sugar at all in the body. If we don't take it who will?

I think moderation is the Key word here! He hasn't said you shouldn't take sugar at all, and he hasn't called any sugar company's name.. 8 cubes of sugar in a soft drink is rather on the high side.. These are our actions that generates reaction in the body, unfortunately nobody wants to be responsible for their actions and forgetting that there's no such thing as a free lunch no where.. We either use our hands to make or mar ourselves..
There's sugar in almost all our staple foods, so y add more sugar thru un-necessary soft drinks?.. A word is enough for the wise tho! Nice article @op

All in the Name of Love fa! One Busola girl showed me brimestone, fire and pepe.. Since that day, I made up my mind its money first.. Plenty Money, then I would think Woman matter later.. Except is a Lady ask's me out bai loku. Otherwise, its money over everything else for now.

That girl didn't even send me one bit and I wanted to die for her... Till tomorow I convince myself av gotten over her..

The world is advancing and Nigeria is still catching a police demanding bribe on camera...

Laudable achievement! Malaria vaccine is a great plus to this world.

mooregan: When yar'adua was president, he went to mecca. So y is GEJ going to Israel a big deal??

GEJ going to Isreal even trips me, cos I thought GEJ has choosen China over America..

Funny enough, China still seeks to sign bilateral trade agreements with America.. Isreal is a key American alley. China and Isreal goes to meet America.. GEJ is going to meet China and Isreal that still runs to America.. Is GEJ forbiden to Romance with America directly? No, but Obama came to Africa and didn't visit The Giant in Africa and GEJ took it in bad blood and flew to China the next week for 3billion dollar debt. America is planning a 7billion dollar electrification for Africa of which Nigeria is to benefit.

White house simply said the truth, that Obama won't associate with the failure of Africa rather associate with Africa's Success story, White House said, Nigeria lacks Democratic Institutions.. These are not false Accusations, intead of GEJ to take it with a ppinch of salt and look on the brighter side and work even harder, he took it in bad blood and flew to China the next week.

But its funny China and isreal still runs to America while Nigeria runs to China and isreal that are at America's mercy.. Very logical if you ask my opinion..

Going to isreal or not going to isreal.. Pls fix Nigeria.

When these people embark on this pilgrimage and come back! Does it translate to a better society for us all? This are the uestions we should be asking ourselves, or is it just another Religious exercise as usual? And Business continues as usual?

Religious people but not one Godly person amongst us all!

Religion even drains our finances.
Religion scatters how Hallowed chambers of the Senate of the Federal Republic.

Religion is evil.

We can abolish Religion!
Yes we can..

Nigeria uses every available oppourtunity to showcase our rich heritage of corruption..

Most commercial bankers would have heard of the Term "Round-Tripping"

I'm not a commercial banker but an investment banker. I forcast and speculate on currency prices.. (Not a Forex trader cos Forex trading has been bastardised in Nigeria)

Now, this is a religious exercise that would create avenue for corrupt practices to thrive..

The official exchange rate of the Naira today as we all know is #160.

In the name of Religion another corrupt practice would be opened up! Why sell at #146. The #14 difference, who bears that cost? If I now lie in the name of religion saying I want to travel for pilgrimage and buy at #146 and buy for 146 million naira, and I don't travel, and have 146 million naira at hand and I go to the pararel market to sell what I bought at #146 for #160 million.. I will be #14million richer for doing nothing! Just for wanting to travel religiously.

Religion would finish this country.. Who pays the extra #14? Govt? Tax payers? Who? There is no such thing as a free lunch nowhere..

Every slight oppourtunity we get, we spoil this country more and more...

If you are going for pilgrimage, why not buy at the prevailing market price at #160, what's the rational behind the #146...

So religious people gets it at #146 and we non-religious gets it for #160 and both religious and non-religious people go to the same one-market.. How am I to make up for that #14 naira difference..

#14 might look small on the face value but multiply it by the greed of our leaders say in 3million places and see where Money is being Round-tripped...

Nigeria o ni baje ooooo!

They go to Sauid for Hajj.

They go to Jerusalem for pilgrimage.

Bunch'a religious people but not one Godly person amongst us all.

The dirty faces of Religion.

Most religious country with highest number of evil perpetrators.

Gotdanm it mehn! Corruption knows no boundary in Nigeria... How deep could this get, how much worse.. How many are still in active service that are impersonators,

Atimes I think Nigeria's problems don't have a solution and can't be solved..

antartica: Are u implying arab spring is bloodless?Don't you know how thousands have died so far across the arab world since the spring began?Nothing good comes on a platter,especially in situation where fundamental ignorance has eaten deep into the fibre of the society like nigerian society.Not one single thing is upright in nigeria,not even christianity.Everything is crooked,everybody is crooked and twisted down to even children.

Indeed and for a truth. The hard way is the only way...

It reminds me so much of one slogan back in the days when I was in secondary school at FGCK.. "Its a Game, but when caught, its a crime"

Why did they have to dismiss this Guy? Why?

Is he the first? Is he going to be the last? The people that dismissed him, are they any better than him? Nigeria has a long way to go..

This is the reality of our society. This is the Nigeria we live. This is "NORMAL". This is not a Crime as far as I'm concerned. Everybody does it, but when you are caught, you are not dismissed cos you did it, but you are dismissed cos you were sloppy and foolish enough to get caught..

In principal, your crime isn't the Bribery or Extortion because it is "LEGAL" in Nigeria.. Your crime is "Getting caught" not just caught but on Camera..

How many camera's do we need in Nigeria..

We don't need cameras..

We need a change of Heart
We need a change of attitude
We need a Re-orientation.
We have gotten Independence from the colonial Masters in 1960. We need a "RE-Independence from ourselves..

No outsider would destroy Nigeria.. Nigerians Alone would either Destroy this country or Nigerians would fix it..

I feel so sorry for this Policeman.. I feel he has been un-justly sacked because there are a billion and one other policemen out there that are worse off..

We need healing of our land...

Nigeria's problem is so much even if we get a Good leader he would never know where to start from..

We need to Declare a State of Emergency on the whole country, Bring every gatdanm thing to a complete Halt.. Set the Rules to play by, forgive all the sins of the past and start fresh on a New leaf..

We need a universal set of laws that would hold for both the Rich and Poor, Able and disabled, High and low, Xtains and Muslims..

We need one Law.. One Constitution that everybody "MUST" Abide by..

In a society where we have More than one Constitution to govern one society, all this shit are bound to occur.. We have Islamic Laws and Sharia laws, We have Christian Laws and we have the Nigerian constitution, all to govern only 1 Nigeria.. Hence chaos and Randomness, dis-orderliness. Lawlessness.

I really Feel so badly for this policeman..

I don't have a camera tho! I can't afford one, so I will always be subject to intimidation by Police till the Govt can provide us all with Camera's.. Kudo's to the person with the Camera, he did a good job.

Sacking the police officer hasn't made Nigeria a better place, it has just made other policemen smarter and wiser and would device more crooked and more organised means of extortion..

I can categorically tell you that other policemen haven't learn, they have just gotten wiser and smarter.. Don't be suprised police would start searching for cameras and Tape recorders B4 demanding bribes..

Nigeria must move forward but all stake holders must be involved. Everybody.. From the top to the least.

I pity for this country so much.

naijababe: Nigeria, land of the religious full of every imaginable abomination

I wonder if these Religions we practise ever has an effect in our day to day lives.

Religion is Evil.
Religion is not healthy for Nigeria..

People preach one thing and do the exact opposite.

People listen to sermons in churches and mosques with their right ears and it vanishes thru the left.. That's the truly sound doctrines..

The evil doctrines of Jihad and Holy wars stays and develops deep roots in their hearts..

Religion is the greatest deceit humanity ever Embraced.

We can Abolish this evil called Religion.

Yes we can.

[quote author=Paris-fran]Well well well... selling of babies is a common fad in the East and Rivers State. I have seen it with my own eyes and though i don't like the idea of selling babies, i think it is our society that has pushed them so far. If you see the way "barren women" and girls with "unwanted pregnancies" are treated in those parts of the countries, you will understand the true meaning of demand, supply and middle men in Economics. I pray something sincere happens in this country sha, cus apparently Religion isnt really helping us.

God bless us all.[/quote]I don't know you, but whomever you are, God Bless you. I didn't know someone would ever think in that direction.. Religion has never and would never help us in this country...

Religion has always compounded our problems...

We can Abolish this evil called religion from our land..

Yes we can!

naijababe: http://thenationonlineng.net/new/police-smash-baby-factory-in-rivers/


I wonder if this is not enough reason for a country to be cursed! And the said woman is also a pastor of one Overflowing Ministry or something

Our First problem in this country is Religion. Islam and Christianity alike..

People don't practise what they preach.

People manipulate people in the name of Religion..

Religion has done us more harm and no good at all in this country.

Senator Yerima knew the potency of Religion and used it against an Helpless David Mark that never saw it coming, This same Yerima is socialising and warming his way to GEJ's heart..

Religion is a scourge.
Religion is anti-progress,
Religion is anti-peace
Religion is a tool for segregation..

People commit untold atrocities in the Name of God...

Olorun ma ri ejor da sha..

Goodluck to Nigeria.

You manipulate the Destiny of a person right from child birth and some would go un-noticed for life. Guuush mehn! This is not only barbaric, its animalistic.. Even cows, goats, chicken, keep their young. Humans, wants gay, humans sell kids..

Man's heart is indeed wicked.

The love of money on the side of the doctor.

Desperation on the side of the women.

Crime against humanity on the side of the babies..

WTF mehn! Nigeria is gradually descending into a banana republic..

I pity and weep for my dear country.