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ChineseBuggati3:
Funny but true

I hardly could fault a line

And the suffering continues.

Bros I no see the conditions here o?

A New Metal has been added to Chemistry

Name: Woman
Symbol: Wm
Atomic mass: Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES

- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES

- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent

OCCURRENCE

Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.

It has mixed properties when seated with parents.

Woe unto you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!

Please circulate to all scientists

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comshots:
I will be so proud to be a sponsor of freedom fighters if I have the funds to do so.Why can't the same Intel uncover sponsors of Fulani herdsmen and bokoharam?

Bros truly if they reveal to you the sources of fund for the Boko Haram you will weep for this country

In fact it is still funded by Nigeria.

We have spent N50bn taking care of Benue flood victims – Ortom NEWS
Published on September 24, 2017
By Ameh Comrade Godwin 

Benue State governor, Samuel Ortom has claimed that the state government has spent no fewer than N50bn taking care of the Internally Displaced Persons, IDPs, in the state.
Ortom was reacting to rumour about diversion of relief materials and misappropriation of funds by some officials of his government meant for flood victims.

He said, “On the issue of misappropriation of funds, how much has been spent from the state’s pocket? I think around 50 billion naira currently.
“Like I said, there has been responses from the federal government, state government and other individuals and organisations. All that we needed was just some assistance.
“We are making a comprehensive analysis, at the end we will make a decision depending on the availability of funds.
“Since we cannot pay all the salaries, we agreed that we will combine two months and pay for one month, so people can have allowance to do other things. Discussions are still going on and I’m also discussing with other financial institutions to see if we can find a way around it.
Youth Corper reveals how
“But I still believe that if this process that we have adopted is the desired one, we still have to go step by step so we cannot inflict pain on the workers. One thing I know is that with this inflation, whatever people get is not enough. The good thing is that we are discussing and as we are discussing, we will find a way out of it,” he told Sun.

That Jebba -Mokwa road is carnivorous.

As if he has no African blood.

Sir we really understand your claim - Boko Haram has killed our useful men and leave you and your likes.

Fighting with bare hands to kill all Boko Haram top leaders, we hear you.

Honestly when APC won the election in 2015, I partially welcome the change even though I was sceptical owing to their flagbearer. My opinion was that they will tackle those areas that the PDP did not care to especially when Fashola said that "any sensible government must fix power problems within 6months".

The public power supply in Nigeria has remain a sector that beats all best minds.

Why the restrictions on meter? Why not allow it to be imported or produced and marketed by individuals after all our SON is there to ensure quality compliance? In fact, this country is truly doomed!

This ignorant men will sheepishly sever Nigeria's foreign relations with their comments.

I thought some info should be classified and kept outside public domain and treated on the "need to know".

Hold another responsible for the acts of government?
Of course currently our government is irresponsible.

With the python dancing in the South East and planning to take the tour to South south and southwest while Boko Haram is doing what they know best-killing our soldiers and the mere criminal gangs surveying the South and making pathway for the python Nigeria is in safe hands.

I hope that python was not the dancing python to avoid story that touch

And again God is going to prove man a Liar.

The security condition in Akwa Ibom has gone beyond apprehending a suspect with locally made piston and going for Press Briefing.

The Police must be joking here.

And how does Kanu's religious stand had to do with the freedom of the Igbos?

Please kindly ask the people of Edo, they know how best to fly.

Welcome Mr. Vice President.
Please the directive that all Oil Companies should relocate the operational headquarters to their areas of operations is still not complied with.

Do something.

No matter how well dressed a Nigerian a police officer is, his/her inner person remains. Still the corrupt person

gfat11:
OGA O

Dying for someone who doesn't even know or wants you alive Nigeria is not worth it.

Op which of the three(pics) phones be your own?

No way, T. I. Nigeria for now is corruption.

olash:
Ekiti state governor his excellency dr peter ayodele fayose has kept mute about this snake dance in the eastern part of nigeria.
Why is he not saying anytin ?

Are you for real or you've just been deported from Libya?

Have you told God?

Buhar had the opportunity to rewrite his history, at least to clear whatever memory was left of him on his first outing in 1983 but misfired from all angles

Hope this one won't be fake?

Even though I don't know 1+1, there are 25 squares. 16+4+2+2+1

I for talk. How can Nigeria go to the UNGA and come back without a single controversy?

No with this Nigeria was present.

I hope the Chancellor of Western Germany was in attendance?