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Hahahah see as people dey boast. Sis thank God o!. Hmm when flood come asking, answer o!

Nigerian Customs bill is like NEPA bill. They look at your face, if it has some fat and oil, dem go also want chop wet in give you the oily face.

Dem want to discourage imports so you can buy Naija. lollsssss.
This government don't tire Tinubu sef. You no hear him again.

Even Dangote truck no fit turn Lagos 10times a week.

Only GEJ got the pass mark

Some people will have to avoid this thread but if to say na EFCC or DSS invite him the thread for don enter page 4 by now.

Unfortunately the person making that remark didn't know that the Wailers Form has been exhausted.

Even Dangote truck no fit travel Lagos 16 times a week.

Op God raised Buhari for a purpose and that purpose is to make us trust in God and not man. Prior to 2015 elections, Nigerians especially the 97% saw Buhari as the only hope and even 'God' who will turn around their fortunes overnight. That was suggested in the 'body language' move.

Well today things are getting clearer and the veil is falling while some of the strong advocates like Prof Tam David-West has suddenly lost both their voice and presence in the current Nigeria.

Sadly, the Pentecostal Churches are operated more as a business concern than a church.

The essence of the church was to prepare humanity for eternity while caring for their mundane needs but the Pentecostal Pastors are after the number of private jets they have. Absolutely they've only impoverish human race both soul and body.

Op our Minister of Petroleum is on London form over 60days now.

That's why some of them die like foul. Imagine sey name babalawo son him land that kind slap, which I believe the degree of landing is higher than the sea level, what will happen.

Op, thank God say no be for road, the guy for use the gun for the unbelievable.

This country will frowned at you where you want to do it aright. To be sincere her going to the press puts some people in a tight corner and they want to pay her back. That's the reason for the query. If she had returned the money quietly she wouldn't have court the problem.

But God will vindicate her. I trust SR to dig deeper into this matter.

As if it was their vote that he used to get there.

Bauer1:
My guy , this is not a matter of "like and unlike poles".. it is a lifelong commitment. Balance? when she wants more than you, as a good guy, are willing to give.. that word won't exist in the relationship.

And thank God you know it is a lifelong commitment. Sir, it is one of the mysteries of life. You hardly can know or predict until you fall into it.

But one thing that cannot be denied is that patience, tolerance and forgiveness are the only virtues that can help such families.

jaywhoco:
my name is Ukoh...I like to know the meaning...I am Ibibio. ☺☺

In strict Efik/Ibibio, we don't have such spelling as some people do in Udoh instead of Udo. How is it pronounced. Uko has to do with bravery and an outstanding performer.

That's why I fear Nigerians pass landmines.
Except they're not willing, but where they will, they act with all amount of precision.

That's why I fear Nigerians pass landmines.
Except they're not willing, but where they will, they act will all amount of precision.

Sure no be ojoro?

Op you get mind die. When Audi Ogbeh was looking for yam to export you come the hide these ones so you can sell them at higher price.

Lolls

No vex, name which planet you dey o?

Obj should not be afraid, he has nothing to lose. He made a mistake what after the war, he had twice opportunities to address those things/issues that gave rise to the first war. First as a military Head of State, where he would have used the powers in his command to address them and second as an elected President yet he failed in both.

Therefore, since he failed, his son(next generation) will have to fight and where he fails, that batten is passed to the next generation until somebody is ready to do so.

The Nigerian Police is one of the major crises this nation is facing. From Corruption to human rights abuse to armed robbery to killings, name them, they have the highest score.

Can we do something to stop these men?

In fact NEPA boys are armless robbers.

The man no come near him Boy's Scout red cap.

Until INEC Calculator comes out with its result.

They're intended to blend and live a balance family life.

Op that's the beginning of woes in your family life.

If you love your life and would want to secure same, better retreat it else, you'll regret it.

Blessed is the country without lawyers
Posted By: Vincent Akanmode On:
July 8, 2017 In: Vincent Akanmode

THE joke is told about a young couple who were head over heels in love. On the night before they were to get married, they died in an auto crash. They suddenly found themselves at the pearly gates of heaven, escorted in by St. Peter. After a couple of weeks in heaven, the prospective groom took St. Peter aside and said: “My fiancée and I are very happy to be in heaven. But we missed the opportunity to get married before we departed the world. Is it possible for people to get married in heaven?” St. Peter looked at him and said: “I’m sorry, I’ve never heard of anyone getting married here.

I’m afraid you will have to talk to God about it. I’ll get you an appointment in two weeks.” On the appointed day, the guardian angels led the couple into the presence of God. After they had made their request, God looked at them solemnly and said: “I tell you what; wait for a year. If you are still willing to get married after one year, come back and we will talk about it.” A year went by and the couple were still very much interested in marriage. So they went back into the presence of God and God again told them: “I’m sorry to disappoint you.

You must wait another year, then I will consider your request.” This happened year after year for 10 years. Each time they reasserted their wish to get married, God put it off for another year. In the 10th year, they came before God again to repeat their request. This time, God answered: “Yes, you may get married at 2 pm this Saturday. There will be a beautiful ceremony in the main chapel.” The wedding went without a hitch. The bride looked beautiful.

The Buddha did the flower arrangements for which Moses wove simple but elegant baskets. Jesus Himself prepared the fish course and all of heaven’s denizens had a pretty good time. It turned out, however, that after a few weeks, the newlyweds got tired of the marriage and could simply not continue in it, so they made another appointment to see God. Groveling and frightened, they asked if they could get a divorce. But God looked at them and asked: “If it took 10 years to find a priest in heaven to conduct your wedding, you can imagine how long it would take to find a lawyer for your divorce!” The notion that not many lawyers can make heaven is as old as history because their ways are widely believed to be at variance with heavenly expectations. Lawyers are perceived by many as a people who delight in waking trouble up when it is asleep, turning non-issues to big issues and standing the truth on its head for attention and pecuniary gains.

To many people, the word ‘lawyer’ is the synonym for ‘liar’. And while such opinions of legal practitioners are sometimes exaggerated, the conduct of majority of them leaves much to be desired. Barely six months into his administration, President Muhammadu Buhari had to cry out that his anti-corruption campaign was being sabotaged by lawyers. Right now, not a few of them are on trial either because they bribed judges to secure favourable judgments or because of their roles in the mindless looting of the nation’s treasury. Motivated by their arrogant claim to being learned while the rest of us are only educated, they deploy endless equivocation and needless filibuster to drag for years matters that could be settled within a few weeks. And where there is no trouble, they find a way of inventing one.

That much was at play in the recent attempt by some lawyers to lionize Chukwudumeme Onwuamadike, the billionaire kidnap kingpin, popularly called Evans. The police arrested Evans on June 6 after a manhunt that lasted close to a decade. But a particular lawyer who felt an obligation to cry more than the bereaved, headed to court to file two different suits purportedly aimed at enforcing Evans’ fundamental human rights. In the first suit filed on behalf of Evans at a Federal High Court in Lagos, the said lawyer, who joined the Nigeria Police Force, the Lagos State Commissioner of Police, the Special Anti-Robbery Squad and the Lagos State Police Command as respondents, said continued detention of the suspected kidnapper without trial was illegal. He later filed another suit against the Inspector General of Police and three other parties, claiming N300 million as general and exemplary damages against the police for “illegal detention and unconstitutional media trial” of the spare parts dealer turned armed robber and kidnapper.

The two suits were filed after Evans, a 36-year-old adult in firm control of his senses, had confessed to tormenting the nation for 10 years with sophisticated robbery operations and abduction of high profile Nigerians, some of whom had to cough out more than a million dollars as ransom before they were let off by his deadly gang. It did not matter that Evans’ release could compound the fear already voiced out his victims that their lives could be in danger because some members of Evans’ gang were yet to be arrested. The lawyer’s action leaves one to wonder which is more important between the safety of members of the public and the socalled fundamental rights of a man that tormented the nation for a decade.

Of course, the letters of the law says an accused person is presumed innocent until he or she is proven guilty by a court of competent jurisdiction. But shouldn’t the spirit of the law prevail over its letters in a situation where an individual’s right constitutes a threat to public peace? Evans has every right to swing his arms. But the police too have the responsibility to put his arms in chains because they have injured far too many noses. It is not in the place of any lawyer whose certificate is worth the cardboard on which it is printed to seek to extricate him from the long arm of the law. If a lawyer’s hard, tortuous journey from primary school to the law school is all for the purpose of setting selfconfessed criminals free, then the effort is not the while. Mercifully, Evans has publicly disowned the suits filed for his release, saying that he never hired any lawyer to sue the police on his behalf. It is just as well that the courts threw out the frivolous applications. Full marks also for the police who in anticipation of the frivolous suit went to court to obtain a warrant with which they could detain Evans for 90 days.

him no vanish lai lai. Dem transfer am go the house where FG build because him neighbours too de complain about him.(As per Lai Mohammed on El-Zakzaky)

The guy no vanish. Police don transfer am to the house FG build because his neighborhood complain too much (as pet Lai Mohammed on ElZakzaky)

Let the IMO people tell us more.