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Immunity04:
Seriously? let's link up na

lols.


yea, but I'm not in school.




I left before the lockdown started.

Immunity04:
Yeah

wow

me too.

Europeanian:
Honestly I never wanted to say the place because I once worked there, this is a faceless forum and I try as much to hide my identity.

Well, I have also seen you at Concorde hotel.... If I tell you the other places, then I would deactivate this my account after this and open a new account

hmmmm

sorry, have not been to concorde hotel.





Maybe you saw someone else who looks like me.

Boxer007:
Do you enjoy annnnalsex dear? If you do, I will stop gay 4u.

.

Boxer007:
Do you enjoy annnnalsex dear? If you do, I will stop gay 4u.

gosh


you gay?



please repent and sin no more.

Europeanian:
Within campus shaa.. probably

hahaha

"within campus"


I don't think you school in imsu.





someone who school in imsu will tell me the exact location he saw me.




Nice Try.

Europeanian:
It seems like I have met you at Imsu?

hmmm.

where in imsu?

Immunity04:
For now I'm currently at Okwu uratta...we deh run tins on code

you school in imsu?

capatainrambo:
hmm head slammers nor go gree o.


Joke of a religion. Joke of a people.

2017 I was in england. Bristol precisely, ma so them hate headslammers eh chai. Even to sell dem nor dey gree sell tins for headslammers, I didnt blame them. Because as at that time news had it that some headslammers where caught grooming and rapìing young English girls in bristol. Apostasy, blasphemy, honour killing leave all medieval vices for them. Spits in disgust

same in ireland too.


most of my muslims friends were been shun because of the believe of them been killer's or rapist.

SweetCunt97:
I thought ur money is her money?

then her own?

DonX001:
I'm good.
You seem like someone I'll like to know off Nairaland, and my Nairaland email doesn't work for DMs.

So I decided to mention you here in an old abandoned thread, in a section where nobody comes to, so I can get your contact.

Drop your WhatsApp number or email, so we can relate off Nairaland.
(And then you can delete the number sharperly from your comment once I've noted it).

I will love to know you too, but I'm in a Serious relationship and I respect him alot.


sorry to disappoint.


hope you understand.

DonX001:
Lol, apparently some ladies have more sense than others. How you doing?

I'm good


and you

mariahAngel:
Is that what you have to say after all that? Smh!

you even have time to quote her sef.


some ladies are embarrassment to female genders

rowland545:
oh yes it's true.

are you saying that, when a man's wife cheat, it is because he slept with someone wife before he got married (Karma).

Op, please change your weed, this one you smoked has caused brain damage in your head.



you can't even think we'll again.



you need help urgently.








My Question; won't you get married and have sex with your wife or will you fu*k her in your dreams.



brostitute claiming saint

Future Impossible Tense.

JidennaJason:
Location; Warri, Delta State.

I have been a victim of police brutality, but that doesn't make me to organize some group of mofos to burn down the station.

okay

JidennaJason:
'they will soon release him'

Are you working with the CP directly to know his next line of action?

it's like you don't base in Nigeria, because you suppose to know how Nigeria police behaves

JidennaJason:
Lemme answer your question, the CP has already ordered for his arrest.


Thank you.

don't worry


they will soon release him.


what the C.P will say is "Go And Sin No More"

JidennaJason:
Are you in anyway supporting the burning of the police station even when the CP has ordered for the detention of the police men involved?

do you think the C.P will arrest the man behind the trigger.



in the next two hours he will be a free man. if his hausa he will be free in the 30 minutes

using my church offering to buy sweet (8 yrs old).

Dreyton36:
Whether na old car o Whether she suck preeq o When her pussy suffer to get the car o
Las Las she's happy
So congrats
I like girls that smoke, I can see the signal
Lights up my kpoli in peace

you have sharp eyes o.

2dice01:
Morning Bro

I'm not bro oo

2dice01:
We all miss our younger days
In next 30years you miss this stage you are now too
This one u never sleep You dey go meeting or you watching movie?

lol

just chatting some friends on FB

I'm feeling sleepy sha

let me sleep jare

Goodnight

2dice01:
You become scape goat
Sharp sharp without wasting of time
Well things have evolved now

yeah

I miss boarder's life sha

Fvckhypocrite:
Dammnnn
I can never 4got me i drank my sr sis urine


Omo i don do plenty crazy thing dude do behave abnormal right from kid

At the age of 5to6 i try having sex with our neigbhoor daughter bt i never knw that their is a hole to put dick i only climb on top of her i did nt even off trouser chai childhood bt omo at the age of 14 guy don dey samakwe girls dey finger dem dey suck am porn full my phone fvck omo plenty crazy shit i start dranking alcohol at the age of 10 that time we have bar mehn na god save my ass wey i repent bcoz am once a spoiled brat

Nw na steady hustling no time 4 shit

lol

something must kill a man

YouAreFinished:
I received BJ from a gay dude to get the 5k from him which I desperately needed

what!!

BJ from a man

Sarita01:
I did some crazy shit during my secondary school days in boarding school.
I and my friends wore hijab,did ablution and followed the Muslims students to the mosque for prayers on the first day of ramadan(that particular day prayer was so long),and we were caught,damn that was the day I knew that I was a very good runner,when one of the boys hostel house masters supervising the prayers noticed that we weren't Muslim students,he flashed his torch on our faces cos there was no light,when we saw that we were about to be caught,come and see Usain bolt's children,we ran out,went to our classes that night and started confessing our sins to God,begging him to forgive us,praying that the man shouldn't recognise us cos if he does we would be deboarded. it rained so heavily that night,we waited in class til the Muslims finished their prayers then snuck back to the hostel. The next day was Sunday,we were among the first students to go to the chapel,cos God saved our asses that night

lol

thank God for you sha.

Silentgroper:
Woulda been happy if he only send me to the village nd nt flogging d living daylight out of me.

I would have preferred flogging, because my moms village is something else.



I can't even wish my enemy to spend a night there.

2dice01:
@Bolded
Guy you suppose go audit for standup comedy


That feeling is dope as crack

aswear


but the fear of been caught by seniors or hostel mistress can give someone heart attack..


shut put na just "sharp_sharp"

TransAtlanticEx:
I actually shit inside church( behind pulpit) in boarding school(shot put) and was caught and dismissed for it.
Was a very stubborn boy growing up.

We dey dodge school go watch porn with my friends many years ago,we later invited the prettiest girl in our class then to join us,she no gree.She get luck sha,because guys full that place olorun.We for tear that her half cast toto then

hahahahaha


shot put was normal in boarding school, especially during night prep, me and friends will sneak to go shut put at the back of the class and the way fresh air will be touching every part of your anus ehn.

Masonkaycares:
Refused to eat for 2 days cos I thought I was overweight cos my friend said his weight is 25kg that anyone above that is overweight. (He was the most intelligent kid in the block so anything he says we all believe him) 28kg at primary 6 No be person say make I eat

No na


you for fast 40 days 6 to 6.


you for reduce to 20kg.