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I miss my sadistic side the most - Catching locusts, loading them in an empty Milo can, lighting 6 sticks of "Banger" firecracker in the can, shutting the Milo lid and watching it go KABOOOOOM!!! Along with the unfortunate locusts.
I remember the fumes from the burnt locusts smelled like some good home-made Chin-Chin.
Mmmmmhmmmmmmm Tasty.

Errr... That's because as achild, mommy and daddy dey buy the toys and gifts for you.
But as an adult, you're the one doing the spending now, and e dey pinch for pocket sometimes

ilugunboy: He knows people like you exist, but he has to do what he ought to do: offer a sincere apology...and help the woman to live a better and more fulfilling life.

No matter what he does..people like you would always be available to question the motive and offer cynical comments.

You mean just like slow-witted syncophants of your ilk are ready to blindly attack Goodluck Jonathan for everything he does, but rush to shamelessly praise your party when it opens its doors to PDP leftovers like Achike Udenwa, Chris Ngige, Rotimi Amaechi (the SAME man you and Eko-Ile used to bash in the past. I've got URLs of those old threads to put you to shame) and Rochas Okorocha, right?

If your "progressive" Oshiomhole did that to counter his critics, then he's an even bigger dullard than I thought.

What is this? Some poor attempt at countering the uppercuts from his political enemies?

So, because PDP don give money to the same widow he'd publicly told off in such a barbaric way, na dis PR stitch job im wan do?

From the words of my grandfather, "The best gift offered with the wrong intention, always proves the most dangerous".

I guess this money is meant to cover for her funeral, after she has "gone and died".

Oops...

Iheanacho Snr's desperation is really starting to work on my last nerve.

PhenomenonVFX: Imagine o. Between 2010 and 2013 they have multiplied to almost 300% and they are expanding.
Elechi is now the best performing governor in the SE in my opinion.

LOOOL! Slow down naaa
Say you increase revenue generation no necessarily mean say you dey use the money for social programmes wey go help the masses. All the cash still fit dey enter only your pocket while the rest of the people starve.
He may have aced his Agric Science and Economics classes, but Health nko? Education nko?

In 2010, Ebonyi's IGR was at N500 Million. They tried to map out plans on how to increase it.
http://www.allafrica.com/stories/201004230332.html?mstac=0

At 1.25bn today, they're also trying to further expand it. Their current target is N8.85bn.

And they're doing all this without the media noise, PR overdrive and meaningless pageantry.

When you really open your mind, you'll find out no Nigerian state is completely "useless".
Every one has something going for it, one way or another.

Kebbi, dude!

I'm with you in spirit, guys!

In the second picture, the girl looks like Chinedu Ikedieze (Aki).

Absolutely nothing wrong with it.

In fact, it's pretty funny to me how Africans are ever so willing to kill themselves over religions wey no be even dem create.

LMAO!!!

LOL. I don't count.

And even then, girls are not known to approach directly. Na corner-corner tactics dem dey use.

Unless we'll count that too.

tonychristopher: ANOTHER REASON IS THIS

The creatures called yoruba girls are xxxxxxxxx...

"Wetin make Igbo man to not regularly look outside for love?"

And your answer na to start attacking Yoruba girls...

I think that title goes to the Jehovah's Witnesses.

The way they get doors slammed on their faces daily, it's hard not to feel sad for them sometimes.

We used to live around World Bank, Owerri, and we had this short-tempered, often unintentionally funny, angry fat man as a neighbour. This man was involved in a messy land battle against one of his nephews, and the case had gone to court.

Anyway, when he finally got the phone call that he had LOST the court case, the dude was seething with so much anger, hate, rage, sweat, shouts and insults.
Unlucky enough for the Jehovah's Witnesses, that was the same day they chose to pay him a visit.

"Good afternoon, sir. I'm Kate, he's Amadi, this is little Chinenye, and we're Jehovah's Witnesses. We'd like to share, with you, the great news of Divine Salvation".

"Onye nkea ọ shị ọtụ nne ya mere gịnị?" was his reply.
Fat man wasn't about that life, and he quickly unleashed his alsatian dogs to teach them a lesson. That day, we saw lots of Usain Bolts and mini Usain Bolts.

Shhitt happens, mehn.

Ooookayyy.

bloggernaija: Widow or no widow.
The instructions/rules/ law was simple enough.
Why can't Nigerians obey simple instructions?
Why do we behave like animal?

From overloaded lorries,
To drunk unlicensed driver,
To roadside traders encroaching on the highway ,
Siren blaring bigman aka stupid politicians.

The next minute ,they will start complaining about bad government disregarding the fact that the government is mirroring our own personal bad behaviour.

Poverty is not an excuse.
Neither should the law develop eyes because she is a WIDOW.

The government is doing the job it was elected to do and our
Uncivilised people are talking about MERCY .
Yes ,the language was bad
But he had to personally set an example.

MY TAKE IS THAT NIGERIANS ARE SO ISED TO LAWLESSNES THAT IT HAS BECOME THE BEW NORMAL.

NOW FOR THOSE WHO ARE IGNORANT OF THE ADMINISTRATION OF THE WESTERN REGION AND THE MIDWEST,
WIDOW OR NO WIDOW,
THIS WOMAN HAVE BEEN CHARGED TO COURT ,HEAVILY FINED AND HER GOODS SIEZED .
WHEN DID IT BECOME A CRIME TO ENFORCE THE LAW?

Please, spare us your regional exceptionalist delusions, you rambling nitwit.

Before you typed this crap epistle, did you even bother verifying your facts?

The woman was NOT hawking anything, but had dropped at that road (Mission Road) with her wares, waiting to pick a taxi that would convey her to her final destination. Oshiomhole the orangutan, overzealous and ever willing to convince outsiders he was a working governor, used her as his scapegoat.
Judging from the volume of goods in her possession, only an iddiot would mistake her for a road-side hawker. Even the road in question is under construction, so to whom would she be hawking her wares?

Apply wisdom when talking next time. Or better still, shut the phuck up entirely.

Okorocha, how market?

These guys know, lyrically, they ain't shhitt. So what do they do? They try to make sure their stage performances are as electrifying and unforgettable as you can imagine.
Yeah, if you dey flunk for Physics, atleast try smashing Chemistry.

Unlike a certain chap who completely did nothing to help his image when he went to Zimbabwe to sing "Oya shake your bum bum and do the catwalk", and as a result, got booed, humiliated and heckled to scorn! And not just that, he was upstaged by a Ugandan musician with 4000 Twitter followers!
But his fans' only defence is boring us with info on how many Eid El Kabir cows he can afford

OP, na you go marry am for sure.

Airforce1: If tiwa savage can still find a husband for herself at 41yrs old, why can't u mommy

You're so full of shhitt, I bet your eyes are brown.

Why's that guy in a leather jacket and pink collar standing with a girl taller than he is?

Oooh wait...

Why are tattoos so unsightly though?

tintingz: Just accept the fact...yoruba guys rocks our women are lovely and sweet we don't use bride price to do business

Okay... Is that why you chase after Igbo girls like your lives depended on it?

tintingz: My brotha is still the same thing, ibo girl love clinging with yoruba guys.

yoruba guys are more romantic and lively

Pele. I feel your pain, bro. When the reality in front of you is too hard to bear, fantasies are manufactured to make you feel better about life. Kinda like Pan's Labyrinth

Cheers. And go easy on your hand lotion

tintingz: and why do igbo girls give yoruba guys the green light to date them?

Earlier on, you said they "preferred". Now it's "they give green-light"?

Keep running from pillar to post, from post to bench, and from bench to locker-room, my boy.

Anything to help the deflated ego in its healing process.