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LesbianBoy:
I like this dino melaye guy jare the guy sabi enjoy life

NCAN are coming after you. How can you be LesbianBoy?

This senator that graduated months ago jez dey open mouth anyhow. Akpabio? *cries in HD*

They will have racemic kids with no tribe to call theirs.

NwaAmaikpe:


This is a terrible omen.

That marriage can never work out.
Unless they dry-fast for 4days and immerse their wedding ring in holy water.

Even NCAN cannot handle this guy!

The devil finally succeeded in delaying this man sha...

The teacher is an ASSMAN. NwaAmaikpe...

Nigerian go use am do peppersoup

Heryordele94:
. Well i guess you are right though

Touché

[quote author=modsfucker post=58260769][/quote]You bet!

Heryordele94:
......Na so o, omo practicals, assignments, lecture, group projects all con join reading like die, no be small tin at all, me dey even wonder how the guy dey take get time come nairaland sef

It's called TIME MANAGEMENT. Same reason some people read and still fail.

modsfucker:
Hehehe you are sighted flat head.... You recalled your encouter with them at the airport right?

Thank God, I'm a proud Yoruba boy. Come and carry this confused thing o.

ter Stergen baba, so sweet of you.

Anything in the family of reptiles, arthropods or whatever makes frontpage!

Electrocute this idiot. I trust Malaysia.

Deseo:
It's alright dear.

Thanks for hearing me out.

Evaberry:
...

Talk your own. I still remember your lesbianism comment o.

The solution is marrying a sensible person that ears you out. Nothing on Earth seems to be perfect.

Deseo:
It's unwarranted, you can use it on ladies who have given you a good reason to.
Thank you.

Daseo, don't take it personal. I said I'm sorry. That's a joke gone wrong.

Erhun10z:
To Me, There Is A Higher Prnbability That You Are Wrong. But Who Am I To Say So ? If You Believe In God, Then, Only God, Satan And Herself Knew What Happend Before Then.

Oh, I believe in God. But I don't trust people.

A short version of the Great Wall of China.

Deseo:
No, I don't. I have not minced words in stating my opinion on the cooking issue. Why did you call me unstable? It's offensive.

Apologies. I'm just trying to relate you to Hydrogen.

Sweet potato!

Erhun10z:
Why Are You Taking The Adultery Part Very Serious ? Or Are You Trying To Say That If She Hadn't Commited Fornication Or Adultery, Nothing Would Have Happend To Her ?

nOpe, I'm proving my point bruv.

Deseo:
What is unstable here please?

I'm talking about the flexibility of the female mind. Don't you get it?

Another glorified yahoo boy.

Deseo:
If he knows how to cook he'd give better 'breakfast in bed', and it's just so romantic when your man cooks... I don't know why I find it hot.
I'm a very good cook myself anyway.

No wonder we have to treat you like queens. You're very volatile and unstable.

Medunah:
Lol, bin a good cook is not just enough

Look at you, Medunah.

Erhun10z:
Bros Abeg, Next Time, Read, Understand Before Commentin. Abi Person Nor Fit Die Inside Church ?? Not To Talk Of Outside Church. You Can Die Anywhere, Anytime.

What about if she went to meet her man before going for the pure water?

Sterope:
I don't want to know where the food is coming from, I can't imagine anyone bothering about that

I love food. I love good food. Just give me food

Don't eat in your dream o. It's dangerous!

Deseo:
I love it, it's so romantic.

Abeg, where's the romance in cooking?

sinaj:
It's ok for a guy to know how to cook but I dunno why I dnt like it

Food is the weapon against a man that doesn't know how to cook!

Medunah:
I adore guys that can cook oo

Here I am!