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Religion / Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by Ptoocool(m): 11:55am On Jun 19, 2016
mysticgal:

Lol

lol, dat ur excuse ain't justifiable, I was xpecting you to say something romantic lyk "despite ma monthly blood flow & d pain associated wif it, I still went to worship ma Maker, who gave me d flow in d 1st place"

grin
Religion / Re: No Acceptable Reasons For Missing Church Service by Ptoocool(m): 11:40am On Jun 19, 2016
mysticgal:
I would have gone to church, but I have serious menstrual pain. Going to church would be more or less a painful experience.
And..... Please don't tell me ordinary menstrual pain angry

*yinmu* ordinary menstrual pain


Pictures OR ........

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Politics / Re: Why Military Under Jonathan Failed To Defeat Boko Haram – Former CDS by Ptoocool(m): 12:28pm On Jun 14, 2016
I was seriously reading to see Minister Lie as the source of this p00,,
Sports / Re: Muhammad Ali With A Young Michael Jackson (photos) by Ptoocool(m): 5:13am On Jun 14, 2016
DebbieSean:
Rotfl! I saved a life yea! Saw it several times when mothers give their babies. I just figured out the method will work for it cos it's throat is tiny and it can't swallow the tablet, i don't think it could swallow a grain of corn then(we grind such whenever we run out of feeds)

Thumbs up jere, u did well,, one of this days I'll need your help in performing same experiments on ma pigs, grin grin Trust me, if it work out 5n, I won't call you no *chicken vet* again, not even a *pig vet* lol,,

You'll simply be kald the best researcher, grin
Good morning this morning,,

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Agriculture / Re: Photos From My Small Watermelon Farm by Ptoocool(m): 5:05am On Jun 14, 2016
SuperSuave:
pm me and I'll mail you my Whatsapp digits


Aiit,,
Sports / Re: Samson Siasia Signing Keshi's And Amodu's Condolence Registers by Ptoocool(m): 6:07pm On Jun 13, 2016
dicefrost:
. .


He knows something we don't know

Indeed, he do know something we don't know grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Belgium Vs Italy: Euro 2016 (0 - 2) On 13th June 2016 by Ptoocool(m): 6:04pm On Jun 13, 2016
#TeamBelgium
Sports / Re: Muhammad Ali With A Young Michael Jackson (photos) by Ptoocool(m): 5:11pm On Jun 13, 2016
DebbieSean:
I broke the paracetamol, added small water and used my thumb to press it down in a spoon and gave it the mixture.hehehe chicken vet indeed

I can actually relate with the paracetamol and water thingy, I've witnessed that b4, most especially when its been given to babies,,

But for you to 'endorse' such a thing for a chicken? Is beyond ma comprehension, lol,,

Keep doing wot you doing, come to think of it; you SAVED a life - chicken's grin
Sports / Re: Muhammad Ali With A Young Michael Jackson (photos) by Ptoocool(m): 3:19pm On Jun 13, 2016
DebbieSean:
Lol! You're welcome. Chicken vet kee? Abeg oo. My twitter account was hacked oo, I just couldn't gain access since last year. But you can send an email from here.

Lol, was just pulling ur legs ni,,
Hacked? That's serious gan,,

Mail sent,,
Sports / Re: Muhammad Ali With A Young Michael Jackson (photos) by Ptoocool(m): 1:34pm On Jun 13, 2016
DebbieSean:
Wow! Nice collection. But we never kept any of those, ours are goats(male and female), ram/sheep, hens, cocks and ducks. ....
Basics: Clean place to stay, clean feeding trough and water, regular medication(you need a vet) or you just practise what I once did with a hen while in primary school. I noticed it was I'll and gave it paracetamol and water and it became well...lolz, don't ooo . Then you clean their place regularly. Kinda tedious when there are many animals but it's gonna prevent them from getting ill and also wade off offensive odour that comes from their pen. Oya tell me thank you...

The paracetamol and water part got me rotfl, (ok, maybe I didn't roll on the floor) Can I call you a 'chicken vet?' grin

Well, you're very right with the proper cleaning - those pigs can be dirty ehn,, oya, thank you very much,,


Would hv followed you on twitter for constant conversation, but mehn, it been long you used that platform, maybe, just maybe you hv another account ionno about,,
Agriculture / Re: Photos From My Small Watermelon Farm by Ptoocool(m): 6:50am On Jun 13, 2016
SuperSuave

Please, how can we meet? I'm also in Ilorin,,
I've got loads to learn from you, thanksm
Sports / Re: Muhammad Ali With A Young Michael Jackson (photos) by Ptoocool(m): 6:39am On Jun 13, 2016
DebbieSean:
I'm not really an expert in animal stuff but we used to rear some way back and kept some domestic ones too(few left) so I I've learnt some basic things about them, could be things you know already *smiles*

Oh, I understand, no knowledge is a waste, won't mind if you share the lil you know,, For now, I'm into pigs, rabbit n' guinea pigs. I intended adding fishes and poultry soon,, Got anything on these?


BTW, what kind of animal are you interested in?
Good morning,,
Sports / Re: Muhammad Ali With A Young Michael Jackson (photos) by Ptoocool(m): 11:31pm On Jun 12, 2016
DebbieSean

Meanwhile, I was going through your posts and came across ur interest in animal husbandary, think we've got something in common,,

Got some farm animals just about 3months ago, is there any thing I can learn from you n' vice-versa?
Sports / Re: Muhammad Ali With A Young Michael Jackson (photos) by Ptoocool(m): 11:02pm On Jun 12, 2016
DebbieSean:
Happy birthday. Live long and prosper. You share birthdays with my friend.

Glad to hear that,, regards to your friend, I'm wishing the person all the best in life,, #June12®ocks


Meanwhile, thanks for the wishes, mo appreciate gan,,

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Sports / Re: Man Buried With An Arsenal Flag Just Like He Had Asked Before His Death (photos) by Ptoocool(m): 10:03pm On Jun 12, 2016
Nawa oo, even though am an arsenal fan, I'll rather choose to be buried wif ma a55 up than this p00 right here,,




Meanwhile, it's ma Birthday!

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Thanks Chris Brown For Believing In Him, Shares Photos On Stage With Him by Ptoocool(m): 9:55pm On Jun 12, 2016
Hard work pays. Work Hard, Play Hard..


Meanwhile, it's ma Birthday!

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Sports / Re: Muhammad Ali With A Young Michael Jackson (photos) by Ptoocool(m): 6:58pm On Jun 12, 2016
Great minds roll together,, R.I.P. to these great souls,,



Meanwhile, it's ma Birthday!

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Will Experience Better Times Soon – Lai Mohammed by Ptoocool(m): 6:22pm On Jun 12, 2016
Lie again?
Anyways, I pray so too,,



Meanwhile, it's ma Birthday!

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Romance / Love Is Not Blind! by Ptoocool(m): 4:43pm On Jun 12, 2016
Sometimes ago, I wrote here about some of the misconceptions we've been fed about love. One of such misconceptions is that 'love is blind'. Many of us have used this phrase quite a number of times. But is love really blind? If yes, to what extent?


These days, falling in 'love' is as easy as blinking one's eyes. Some are in before they could realize the door they came in through, therefore, they rush to conclude that love is actually blind, they felt they couldn't have gone that far if love isn't blind.


But, take a look at it like this, the same set of people who claim love is blind once they feel loved are the same set of people who will still rush to say there's nothing called love. They claim love is just a mirage, mere words of mouth and should be held with ones tip of a finger - what a misery!


However, I've come to the realization from some deep place within my heart that love is not really what most people think it is. I mean, how can you claim to be in love on the very first day of the week and by week ending you're already spewing those negative stuffs about love? Like, how can one say he can't live without his 'other half' and in a couple of months, this same individual irritates him?

At this juncture, I'll quickly point it out that only very few knows what they want out of life (no offense). By this, I'm also implying, majority don't know exactly what/who they want in their love life.

Some are ready/willing to fall for every Tom, D!ck and Harry inasmuch they will profess their love to them. They are not even after understanding who they're dealing with, they are not paying any slight attention to the warning signals, they are not ready to decipher/dilute the words they hear, inasmuch as those words are laced with 'love', knot in 'love' and spoken with 'love'. They are in. Falling headlong.

Make no mistake, love is not blind

Just hold on! Before you start spewing those negative words too, before you put the blame on the other fellow, before you blame and shame yourself for falling in love with that individual who is now somewhere very far away, take a time out and ask yourself some few questions.

Questions like; 'What exactly do I want?', 'Who do I want in my love life?' After you've answered that, you can now proceed with; 'Can this individual fit into my kind of life?' 'Does this fellow possess what I need in a love partner?' These are questions you need to answer convincingly before 'venturing' into any love affair.

And above all, you need to love yourself first, because you can't give what you don't have.

So, before you say 'I love you', be sure you mean it, for sometimes what we call love could be just our hormone playing hide and seek with us. Be sure it's a decision and not just a feeling - a feeling made out of assumptions or the need to fill up a void. Make sure you give it time and understand what it actually is.


Love is NOT blind for love knows where to go.


http://kolawolepeters..com.ng/2016/06/love-is-not-blind.html#more

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Jokes Etc / Re: When You Tell An Aba Girl To Send Her Best Picture (photo) by Ptoocool(m): 4:08pm On Jun 12, 2016
lol


Meanwhile, it's my Birthday!

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Family / Re: Abdul Rahaman's Birthday by Ptoocool(m): 11:51am On Jun 12, 2016
Happy Bornday to your son and I,,
June 12 Rocks!

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Literature / Re: Why You Shouldn't Wait To Be Inspired Before Writing by Ptoocool(m): 7:23am On Jun 08, 2016
thanks OP
Crime / Re: South African Woman Hides Cocaine In Bra At Lagos Airport (photo) by Ptoocool(m): 6:38pm On Jun 06, 2016
That place can accommodate lot of things
Politics / Re: Kai Jehoshaphat, A Soldier Killed In Niger-Delta (pictured) by Ptoocool(m): 5:54pm On Jun 06, 2016
youngaz:
We all sleep bt u guyz rarely close ur eyes.......we stay wit our families @ home while u leave urs just to protect d pple of diz nation..... U guyz engage in gun fire against dose animals called Boko Haram,while we just sleep and snore in our various houses,only God can reward u guyz no amount of money can reward u for ur heroic deeds...... U ave fallen bt not in vain...u and d rest dat ave died in d course of protecting diz nation will surely ave eternal rest....(AMEN)!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Seun Egbegbe’s Birthday Party, Actresses Storm Event by Ptoocool(m): 5:36pm On Jun 06, 2016
OP wey d celebrant naa? Na Pasuma and Lil Kesh just full everywhere,,
Celebrities / Re: Lola Idije Flaunts Her Cute Daughter (photos) by Ptoocool(m): 5:12pm On Jun 06, 2016
Lola can shout for movies ehn,,

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Opens Up: I’m Being Investigated For Corruption By Buhari by Ptoocool(m): 5:01pm On Jun 06, 2016
GEJ has suddenly become an HERO of the same set of people who was calling him names some months ago, smh,,
Nigerians and women are the same - they simply dunno what they want,,



Silence please,, Otueke princess is talking,,

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Politics / Re: El-Rufai Blasted For Writing An Ode On Muhammad Ali's Death by Ptoocool(m): 2:41pm On Jun 06, 2016
I wonder what they'll write about him when he's gone..


"R.I.P. El Rufai, you're gone but your manhood lives on" ??

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Celebrities / Re: Olamide: Mohammad Ali's Photo Inspired My Last Album Eyanmayweather by Ptoocool(m): 10:42am On Jun 04, 2016
Yinmu


That picture inspired ALL my posts on Nairaland too,,
R.I.P. Muhammad Ali

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Celebrities / Re: "You Are A Fool" Annie Idibia To Eniola Titiloye; Eniola Fires Back by Ptoocool(m): 8:26pm On Jun 01, 2016
vizkiz:


I might probably get a month ban if I reply this your comment the way I really want to...because you will really feel like a douchebag you truly after I am done with you.


Ogboni, goan sleep,, fake as5 errwia,,
Celebrities / Re: "You Are A Fool" Annie Idibia To Eniola Titiloye; Eniola Fires Back by Ptoocool(m): 5:43pm On Jun 01, 2016
vizkiz:


Who get time for 9ja celebrity beefs that is only about bragging and cat fights?
Have you seen those Niggas beefing before? It's fun... By the way I don't give a furck what you or anybody thinks about me. I am not here to impress nobody... Get that into your head next time before pressing the quote button DUDE undecided


Tut you used to have sense,, where did you keep it?
Celebrities / Re: "You Are A Fool" Annie Idibia To Eniola Titiloye; Eniola Fires Back by Ptoocool(m): 5:14pm On Jun 01, 2016
vizkiz:


I think I need to start watching E channel. I like celebrity beefs especially when you get to know some secrets. grin

It's high time you started staying true to your words, there you're nagging, here, you're trying to start watching celebrity beefs,, anyone seeing your 1st post now will think you're sensible enough to detest online beefing, but here you are,

Just Negodu,,

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