₦airaland Forum

ion gerrit

ion gerrit

ion gerrit

freebreezeyz:
my problem with them is implementation of set rules and regulations! no culprit anywhere! please give us a notable scapegoat abeg!

You mean a scape goat like Saraki_ss_and_tell?

*blowing skushi*

Seems this is the new thing in town, Boko Haram & Fulani Herdsmen don dey some people homes..

Another mumu go marry one of them again coming Saturday,,

-1

Lilchilz:
My daddy told me that this was the last Jamb that he
will register me for, because the other 8 Jamb i had
written were nothing to write home about. The girl i
sat with in this one was very fine and a runs girl,
within 5 minutes answers had entered her phone,
she then told not to worry, we'll use them together. Within 30 minutes she was through and gave me to
copy. As a sharp warri boy i spent 15 minutes to
copy. We then submited and went outside. She
started gisting. I said, Thank you very much, please
what is your name sef. She replied, Lilian! I said,
Nice name, i'm Ofego. She said, Cool, so Ofego why do you want to study Medicine? I replied, No o, it's
Theatre Arts i want to study o. She said, Ha, but the
answers i gave you are for Medicine o. I said, My
courses are Literature, C.R.S, History and English. She
said, The answers i gave you are for Maths, Physics,
Biology and English. I fainted!

na to take albino yansh swear 4 u remain

RadicallyBlunt:
Op is a typical african man with a chronic african mentality

ah tire *yawns*

I understand where this is coming from - this is betrayal


Tis a message, to expect more stuffs like this out of life, that's why we are humans,

Overreacting or not, dont cut any damn thing with your lover, you can even talk to her mum and have a good laugh over it - that's what matured men do,,


Meanwhile, forgive her but NEVER you forget

Served alongside Dave in BY just last year, he was a member of the MDG CDS group,,this is unbelievable, he's so full of life, vibrant n' jovial,,even though we had our low moments, you still can't help but love this dude,,


I find it disturbing typing RIP to such a young soul, but heard we die to live again, till we meet again Dave, God rest your soul..

Served alongside Dave in BY just last year,,this is unbelievable, he's so full of life, vibrant n' jovial,,even though we had our low moments, you still can't help but love this dude,,


I find it disturbing typing RIP to such a young soul, but heard we die to live again, till we meet again Dave, God rest your soul..

I talk am,, this people dey use Jazz

kikikikikikiki

It's Blogpress

Chai,,and ah been wan pray 4him too gan,,

psucc:
Yes when we had rejected good luck.

And who told you this is for good luck?

Just imagine buying 3 colours of fuel in 1day,,that's really crazy af,,
.
when the devil seats his throne in your abode, you're already in hell gan,,
.
ah want to rant self, #Rant101
.
about this time last year even after the presidential election, some peepz were still screaming 'anything but GEJ, even if na NEPA bill, anything but GEJ'
.
along came Mr. Integrity,, 'sai Baba!' they chanted. 'Sai Messiah!'
.
fasttrack to a year later-you know the rest,,
.
broda APCist, sista Sai Baba, abeg, if una wan complain, kindly visit Aso Rock/Villa, ah take head of goat beg una, enough of all this 'wail' in your posts,,
.
you really don't need to bore us with all of that, I(we) all know what's on!
.
so kworuption neva reduce gan,, oh, Fashola? Tinubu? Obasanjo? Amaechi? are still working freely wif hands in their pocket because they haven't been found guilty in a court of law,,so they are still innocent until proven guilty abi? kwontinuu,,
.
so Baba's powerful body language(odour) hasn't been able to stop them from padding the budget in what would have been the biggest corruption case in history,,?
.
so Boko Haram hasn't been dealt with by December 2015 as Mama, oh sorry Baba promised?
.
how much is the Naira to the Dollar again gan?,,
.
so Baba hasn't sold/disposed/done away with just 1 of the presidential fleet of private jets? Oh, he'll need them for his tour, which country is he visiting next gan?
.
Oh oh, so after waiting months before announcing his cabinet, how many of them are corruption-free? biko, name one. Fashola? Lmao. Amaechi? Lol. Fayemi? Lwkmd! Wait self, how many of them are actually working gan?
.
so ah heard our Finance Minister is clueless about what to do with our economy and our Minister of Petroleum says he has no magic wand to wave and make the scarcity disappear?
.
do I still need to talk about our new Boko Haram-the Fulani herdsmen subtly reenacting Rwanda on whole communities with such boldness never before seen and defending their actions and being left to roam?
.
and what about Nnamdi Kanu? well, ionno much bout him and or his mission, do I really care about that?
.
so one can't go to bed without a fear inside you that 'yesterday it was Benue,,today it is Enugu,,what if they come knocking on my door tomorrow?'
.
Ma fellow Zombies,,carry on with the good work, hen Boko Haram or the herdsmen arrive at your door, I hope they will ask for your APC membership card or Sai Baba broom before slaughtering your worthless neck,,
.
bottom line,,na the same country we dey, no dey tell us wetin dey happen for the country, as you can see, we are very much aware of the smooth running of this administration,,
.
If you wanna protest, go Abuja or visit your State governor in his office and if police shoot you in the process,,we'll meet in #Hellven
.
#end_of_rant
.
Judgement Day is not coming. For Nigeria, Judgement Day has come,, #P2kull

H.D.

Dude just bought the naira to grow naija,,

IRserveMyComent:
Dont worry ur self,i only made the inquiry from one shop cos i was in a haste n they told me they would make some deductions when am ready to buy. so wenever i want it i can always go back.

I was actually pulling your legs,,

IRserveMyComent:
How much did you get it? i priced it yesterday in computer villa they said it goes for 44k.

I would hv told you the actual cost but IRserveMyComent

Me too?

Anybody who believes this sh*t is the cleverest MUmu have ever seen,,



So one blogger typed sh*t and you all are here fighting yourself on shii,,kai, are you all always this MUmu or you're making a special effort today?

Ok, now we are here,,

lekkie073:
all these u mentioned were already rich before they ventured into politics...

and what happens to those I didn't mention¿

No blood money sure pass politics


Ask Saraki_ss_and_tell
Ask Thieff_nu_boo
Ask Osho
Ask Fashola_werey
Ask Ameachi_anya
Ask Dansuki_akuya



Ask,,infact ask dem all gan,,

The world we live in has shoved quite a number of things about love down our throat. Some of these things we've been fed have in some ways or the other get to us positively and contrariwise. It is however disheartening that we've tend to feed our eyes and fill our minds with the numerous misconceptions about love.



"Love conquereth all things", "love can build a bridge between two hearts", "love is blind", "love is a feeling and an attitude", "just like respect, love is reciprocal", "love is a physical equation". OK, let me add one more, "love is a mirage" - all of these is what I'll describe as 'love misconceptions', well, maybe not all.


Make no mistake, love is not a panacea or a cure-all. You can have all the love in the world and still be just as broke as ever. Being in love will not fix you; after the first flush of romance, you will find out that you're in exactly the same place, except that you have to worry about dragging someone down with you. In the same vein, someone you love very much can still be careless or hurtful. Love is not a charm that protects you. Love is not magic. Let me be blunt; love is not inherently good.


That's the reason why you need to understand that loving someone else is like standing at the edge of the water; the waves that smash against the shore are mesmerizingly beautiful, but the threat of drowning is real. That, love is a slippery beast with teeth like razor blades.


Many of us have a hard time differentiating between love and habit. Most of us have lost a love we thought would last forever. Most of us have felt disillusioned and spent. Most of us reached a point where our hearts were too tired to keep going and we weren't sure what the point was in trying again. Why? Because we've always believed love does keep relationships; a very wrong thing to believe I must say.


When someone tells you they love you, that is no guarantee that your relationship will work with them - love is not a guarantee for successful relationship. Most of the people who get divorced still love one another i.e. even in marital relationships, love doesn't keep marriages together.


Take for instance, after a breakup in a relationship that was once booming in love came to an abrupt end, I was forced to go ask the guy what went wrong. And I was surprised to hear him say, "I still love her, she's just crazy". I really was shocked, seeing the manner in which they choose to 'terminate' the relationship, so he still love her afterall?. Well, I decided to ask the lady if she still love the guy to which she replied, "yes, just that he's a beast", "but you still love him" I asked, she said "yes". I finally concluded that it's not that they do not love each other, it's just that the didn't know how to live together.






The Great King Solomon said

"by wisdom a house is built, and through understanding it is established; through knowledge its rooms are filled with rare and beautiful treasures"



This statement made by Solomon almost 4,000 years ago now is the secret to a successful relationship, a successful marriage and a successful home. Please notice, Solomon didn't say that the secret to a successful relationship is kissing, holding hand, sex or love, matter of fact, he didn't even mention love.

The key to a success relationship is knowledge.


http://kolawolepeters..com.ng/2016/04/love-doesnt-keep-relationships.html

Them go still beat us gan,,

Jesu oyingbo oo

Chisos!