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Romance / Re: Has Anyone Married A SUN GIRL On Daily Sun Newspaper by Ptoocool(m): 12:13pm On Aug 08, 2016
kikikikiki, I kent deal..
Fink most men kent deal too grin They'd rather go for the MOON girls..
Who needs heat in this already harsh economy? grin

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Romance / Re: My Pre-wedding Photos by Ptoocool(m): 11:53am On Aug 08, 2016
HIPS DON'T LIE..


Wishing you two marital bliss in advance..

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Events / Re: Nairalanders!!!.. Am A Year Older(photos) by Ptoocool(m): 11:49am On Aug 08, 2016
HBD to you, many happy returns..

Meanwhile, are you in anyway related to Seyi Shay?
Education / Re: Check Out My Sister's Waec Result by Ptoocool(m): 7:13pm On Aug 06, 2016
Solitin40:
And you are Happy when my bro had only 3 Bs and the rest A1....Anyway she tried congrats

Pictures or........ undecided


Congrats OP it's not funny mhen, especially when you didn't pay for it,,
Only those who didn't pay to get theirs would understand,,
Fashion / Re: Mr Nairaland 2016 - Grand Finale by Ptoocool(m): 2:19pm On Aug 06, 2016
Here's vizkiz about a month ago, trying to see ma other side all because I gave him a lil advice,,

I'll vote you all the same, bro, yea, that's what I'm gonna do,,


Vizkiz
Cc: NLjega


But trust me, if you didn't win, maybe I'll be behind that. undecided

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Sasha Obama Starts A Job At A Restaurant by Ptoocool(m): 10:21pm On Aug 04, 2016
Awwwwwn, love this! Humility at its peak..


For real or show off, in either case, the deed is worth emulating..

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Religion / Re: Pastor E A Adeboye Of The Rccg Unmasked! (an Overview) (11). by Ptoocool(m): 2:31am On Aug 04, 2016
Another ignorant bas+ard is on loose again,,





Lord, help us,,

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Fashion / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Semi-final by Ptoocool(m): 2:17am On Aug 04, 2016
ladyF:

help Fynestboi na. Abeg.... cry

Who's fynestboi, is he one of the contestants?
Fashion / Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Semi-final by Ptoocool(m): 2:07am On Aug 04, 2016
I really need to vote for someone fa,,
Education / Re: Ishaq Olanrewaju Oloyode Appointed JAMB Boss: Profile And Pictures by Ptoocool(m): 11:10pm On Aug 01, 2016
This is a 9c development. He's good. Unilorites can testify.

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Crime / Re: Man Chops Off Relative’s Hand Over Land Dispute (graphic Photo) by Ptoocool(m): 10:31pm On Aug 01, 2016
wordbank:
Na d hand him wan take carry d land? Haba
Why not butcher d land dts causing d palaver

bory09:
Igbos at it again..

Biko, make una manage that half liter of brain naa..

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Politics / Re: Amosun Visits Ebute-Ibafo And Ogijo Ravaged By Militants (Photos) by Ptoocool(m): 10:18pm On Aug 01, 2016
Sai Baba!!!


Modified:

Whatever you do, people go talk. You fight terrorism, dem go cuss. You siddon dey look like Otueke Princess, dem go still complain.


Wailers, over to you..
vvvv

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Career / Re: 4 Warning Signs That You Won’t Get The Job – And How You Can Fix It by Ptoocool(m): 9:06am On Jul 28, 2016
Exponental:
There are NO rules to an interview. All we need is Favour from God to suit the interviewer.
Religion / Re: Mentally Unstable Woman Healed At Kumuyi's Crusade In Bauchi.PICS by Ptoocool(m): 10:52pm On Jul 27, 2016
He'll be in Kwara State on 7th August. It'll be a day of GREAT OUTPOURING and TOTAL LIBERATION.


If you're in Kwara state & it environs, DON'T MISS IT!

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Phones / Re: I Ran Mad The Day I Lost My First Phone by Ptoocool(m): 8:05pm On Jul 25, 2016
Elparaiso:
To the bastard that tore my window's net and took my phone last year, God might have forgiven you, but I have not.

grin grin grin I know how it feels, I've been there too and then I was like "God forgives I don't I don't" grin

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Education / Re: Chochmah International School's Teachers' Quaters, Owned By Salvation Ministry by Ptoocool(m): 7:36pm On Jul 25, 2016
This is a case of "robbing Paul to pay Peter"

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Education / Re: Chochmah International School's Teachers' Quaters, Owned By Salvation Ministry by Ptoocool(m): 7:35pm On Jul 25, 2016
Hmmm
Celebrities / Re: I Meet E-money Today At Transcorp Hotel Abuja by Ptoocool(m): 10:44pm On Jul 20, 2016
Mtcheeew
Religion / Re: Shoutout To All The ATHEIST Out There by Ptoocool(m): 1:16pm On Jul 18, 2016
mcemmy0z:


WHAT IF I DON'T ACCEPT JESUS?

Its your call,,

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Religion / Re: Shoutout To All The ATHEIST Out There by Ptoocool(m): 1:32am On Jul 18, 2016
NZAGHA:



well God knows best... I had in mind to start a forum where christains could talk or possible were people could share their ideas, but what i saw on nairaland discouraged me... And i dont think it will make a head way. Because i cant watch someone just blaspheming my God like that... God is our hope and strength.

Bro, whatever you have in mind to do, go right ahead and do it. Don't let anything you see here becloud your vision.

What you simply have to do with yours is to set your own standard.

May God help you with your quest.

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Family / Re: The Suicidal Schizophrenic Genius by Ptoocool(m): 1:02am On Jul 18, 2016
I dropped a tear reading this.
It made me remember a friend I served alongside with a year ago in Bayelsa.

He's such a genius, studied elect elect, but how he was able to scale through University as a schizo baffles me..


He doesn't relate with anybody socially, no friends, always on his own, luckily there was a lady who studied psychology in school, through her help I became his friend to the extent he sleeps in my room..


I really don't want to go into details cos anytime he crossed my mind or I pull a call through to him, I always cry. He's intelligent and I learnt a lot about this life from him. He's full of wisdom and of course he always knows what he's doing. Even when the world ain't seeing his good sides, I'm opportune to see them.


R.I.P. to this young lad, God rest his soul..

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Religion / Re: Biodun Fatoyinbo Spotted On An Outing With His Son Abroad. PIC by Ptoocool(m): 11:46pm On Jul 17, 2016
StOla:


We are waiting patiently ooo. He claimed his American mentor pastor told him to hold his peace.

I just hope we won't have to wait forever..
#MenOf_Money

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Religion / Shoutout To All The ATHEIST Out There by Ptoocool(m): 9:48pm On Jul 17, 2016
This one is for you. Yes you, you out there forming atheist upandan, never caring for eternity when you eventually leave this vain world..

Kontinuu..

We hear series of bad news everyday: Manslaugther, kidnaps (leading to death), mob actions (jungle justice), bombing and shooting all over the world, accidents of varying degrees..

People are dying, men are perishing - and you're still 'searching for the true god' abi?


Keep hiding under the guise of "I'm still searching for the true god." The ultimate search your greatgrandcolleagues - the long gone ATHEIST conducted yet, didn't find any, is what you're still rubbing your ass on, that same spot, spewing ignorance..


Hear this: what you don't know, you won't know until you know..


If you like keep searching for the rest of your life, you can as well tell your children, your grandchildren and even your greatchildren to keep 'searching for the true god' even when you're gone..


I promise you, you not gon find nothing and so also those who are coming after you, just like those who came before you didn't find nothing cos if they do, you won't still be here, searching..


One quick advice: there's only One True God. He'd already made seeking Him easy cos He already sent His Son, Jesus Christ to die for your sins. Why not surrender yourself to Him today and set yourself free of the deceit and lies of the Devil?

Isn't it tiring searching for nothing? How old are you now? When exactly will you be through with your experimental-search?


Time is ticking too fast now. Death gives no warning signal. Tomorrow may be too late. Do the needful NOW..

Accept Christ TODAY!!!

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Religion / Re: 32 Reasons Why I Will Continue To Believe In God by Ptoocool(m): 9:28pm On Jul 17, 2016
And someone is out there forming atheist upandan, never caring for eternity when they eventually leave this vain world..

Kontinuu..

Keep hiding under the guise of "I'm still searching for the true God." The ultimate search ur greatgrandATHEIST conducted yet, didn't find any, you're still rubbing your ass on the same spot spewing ignorance.


Hear this: what you don't know, you won't know until you know..


If you like keep searching for the rest of ur life, you can as well tell ur children and grandchildren to keep 'searching for the true god' even when you're gone..

I promise you, you not gon find nothing, so also those who are coming after you, just like those who came b4 you didn't find nothing cos if they do, you won't still be searching..

One quick advice: there's only One True God. He'd already made seeking Him easy cos He already sent His Son, Jesus Christ to die for your sins. Why not surrender urself to Him today and set urself free of the deceit and lies of the Devil?

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Travel / Re: Fatal Trailer Accident Along Abeokuta Expressway Leaves Residents In Tears. PICS by Ptoocool(m): 9:09pm On Jul 17, 2016
Chai
Travel / Re: Fatal Trailer Accident Along Abeokuta Expressway Leaves Residents In Tears. PICS by Ptoocool(m): 9:07pm On Jul 17, 2016
And someone is out there forming atheist upandan, never caring for eternity when they eventually leave this vain world..


Keep hiding under the guise of "I'm still searching for the true God." The ultimate search ur greatgrandATHEIST conducted yet, didn't find any, you're still rubbing your ass on the same spot spewing ignorance.


Hear this: what you don't know, you won't know until you know..


If you like keep searching for the rest of ur life, you can as well tell ur children and grandchildren to keep 'searching for the true god' even when you're gone..

I promise you, you not gon find nothing, so also those who are coming after you, just like those who came b4 you didn't find nothing cos if they do, you won't still be searching..

One quick advice: there's only One True God. He'd already made seeking Him easy cos He already sent His Son, Jesus Christ to die for your sins. Why not surrender urself to Him today and set urself free of the deceit and lies of the Devil?

That's just an advice anyways cos tomorrow might just be too late..

Death gives no warning signal.

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Religion / Re: Biodun Fatoyinbo Spotted On An Outing With His Son Abroad. PIC by Ptoocool(m): 8:33pm On Jul 17, 2016
Meanwhile, we are still waiting for your "robust response" sir..


I know you know what I'm talking about, sir grin

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