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Emac34:
Hw cn I buy it nd wat it means

PM them for info

jmaxjohn:
Lol. Dis gal can lie ehn. Dats nt her in d dp o. Lolz. Tnx to Google being able to search for images, i found this. Enjoy.
https://www.google.com.ng/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.sosnation.com/2015/02/27/paliechi-okoronkwo-is-sos-face-of-the-week-february-27-2015/&ved=0ahUKEwiAxde3gNfJAhWGORoKHcvtDQEQFggcMAA&usg=AFQjCNF0wZj1bZJW-tJLpsSCDKqSxvMoeQ&sig2=lAwwv-35nGngidPcmNm1Aw

WTF is wrong with you!!!! You don't know howta do these things!

She'll say she's the one now and then what What u gon do after she says its her?? Fvck is wrong with you seff??

As if we don't have enough shemales here already

RETROSHAWTY:
im lost

LOL. U know derz only one nigga who mentions you like this.




Except I've got competitors

dexcira:
me fyn, u?

I'm not fyn..

ssoftappless:
I KNOW U ARE LOCAL, Playing local songs

.....
And ife mu na ewekwa gi iwe mumu just free me oo

dexcira:
nup.

Wassap baybay

ernesty20:
nawa ooo everything na money these days. Even common chat na money

Yea, they also have catalogues of chics you could choose from for all your furking pleasures. Pm them!

Jolllyjoy:
op is to some extent right.

. Are you part of those insatiable cheating women he's talking about?

[quote author=agarawu23 post=40941594][/quote]Nigga to you doubt being batshitt ugly?? Or do you need me to show you your own pics to confirm that?

[quote author=agarawu23 post=40941401][/quote]I'm sure some girl dumped your ass, you ugly insipid half man!

ernesty20:
I am new here. How can i send pm? And what is the full meaning of pm?

Buy you own PM bundles from the MODS kinglekan and iamcharis . Thank me later.

Zceesneh:
People are disturbing me to go and sharve my beards, i was like WTF, am i the only 18 yrs old dude with beards? my beards is not even bushy.

The only thing wrong with it is being broke.









Which I'm sure you are.

agarawu23:
[s][/s] must u comment?
Are you an orphan who don't have parents/relatives?

You just described your mom and sisters as b!tches bro, I was only trying to make it clear.

Don't cry bro.

OP sharrap n stop being a dunce! I hope u roped your mom and sisters into the same category.

ssoftappless:
PAPA jumbo have ur kids eating?

No wonder you've been a customer at every JAMB exam since the last 3 years. OLODO!

ssoftappless:
Preetyb dont reply him,he is a married man with kids, i know him very well.

How did you survive those birth control pills?

Lsofdk:
like a boss, no wonder estharfabia recommended you… i duff my hat 4u

Thank U sir!

Mustiboy:
mehn! I had 2 copy dis n den paste it on my virtual notebook.
Thanks a bunch man, i'm gonna b reading that on a daily basis.

I'm humbled bro . Much love..

preetyb:
Nope

Oh.. Its all gud. Since u don't wanna tell me

Dymitri:
This is deep.

LOL. Thanks man!

preetyb:
Ok sir

okay prettyB. Blessing right?

preetyb:
I have outgrown ur kind of play so go look for some kids to play with so u can make up for the lost fun.

Being youthful can't be "outgrown" dear.. Even at our age.
Its no biggie, just for fun. So chill, okay?

preetyb:
Alright then u are permitted to play.

Not until you join me

Mustiboy:
k, when i was in secondary school, my parents would not let us out. No friends, no plays, all we were provided with was video games.
Even now, i got just some few friends n i hardly go to parties.
So, the problem is, i had not been living a social life n starting now is a hell of a job. I hardly communicate with strangers sef.
I just gotta be competent enough.

I knew there was more to the story than what you told.. Nevertheless, the problem here obviously is that you find it difficult to socialise and secondly, you often fear being rejected or "unaccepted" right? OK.



Assuming I'm correct, then I'm gonna give u just two remedies to cure that psychosis... Are you ready?? Ok, here it goes;


*Embrace Rejection!

Yea, fall inlove with it , accept it. As a matter of fact, have it at the back of your mind that every single girl you talk to WILL shun you! BUT DONT STOP.

What's the logic behind this? Lemmie explain; When you start expecting less from the opposite sex, their disappointments won't come as a rude shock! Why? Because you were already prepared for it!! Start seeing yourself like a confident "jerk" . Works like magic!!



*Change Your View Of Women

Contrary to what you think, its not hard to chat up a girl you like. Its even easier than chatting up a guy because when you finally get a hang of it, you'll be so good at it that all you need do is "throw her a bone" and she'll end up being the one chatting you up!

Women are NOT demi-gods bro, that fine girl you like shiits too and it stinks like rotten egg so the earlier you start seeing her like a fellow human, the better. That fine girl you like is NOT going to fvck herself, she needs you to fvck her hard! And she daydreams of your dyck too bro , but its in her nature to resist you AT THE FIRST STAGES. ACCEPT HER NATURE and understand that she's not completely shutting you out but simply being a "Woman". Its how she was built.


So when next you sight her, First accept the fact that she WILL turn you down. Then turn-on your "annoying jerk mode", walk up to her and ask for 3mins of her time (you might come off as being shy at first but trust me, most chics like to know that their presence makes you tremble bro. I still adopt that pattern till date ).... Tell her your name and find out hers, (if she stays around) ask her to pick a day within her schedule to have a drink with you.. Get her number.. Meet up and chat like you would do with your hommies! Cest fini.

Getting her to be your GF isn't gonna pose a problem at this point if she digs you.


I hope I was able to pass this Pimpp knowledge. Peace & Love bruva.

Mustiboy:
the ultimate tip? I'd love 2 have it man

Its actually very simple. But you haven't really said what your problem really is. You're gonna have to identify and accept your problem first!

Estharfabian:
Uh....Maybe?

Errrm..so, You're like Useless Now? u Can't even help this poor, Young tortured soul... ***Crying****

Since u seem so concerned.... What's in it for me if I give him the Ultimate tip?

Booked

Estharfabian:
I'm made of diamonds....


Magnets don't attract diamonds...
Help the Young lad already!

LMAO! Am I some sort of romance-buddha??


BTW I think he needs tips from the ladies not the guys, cos I'm quite sure his buddies must've pep-talked the shyt outta him by now