Pucaxo:
Since u seem so concerned.... What's in it for me if I give him the Ultimate tip?

Mustiboy:
:Dwow! You just can't imagine how amazed i was with this, your stupidity is beyond redemption. Pls, get yourself a life.
I love you man, so much!

Estharfabian:
We both know that ain't Gonna happen Joe....NEVER!!

PS--- I never said I was sexy or had straight legs...As a matter of fact, my legs are slightly bowed... And Oga o! I'm short!

You're short? Laff mai this thing out!

Awwww, I'm sorry, love. I really am.

Liar! You wrote on your diary how sexy your legs are. When you said you were walking your dog and met a very cute guy with a very bad accent. Liar

Mustiboy:
the ultimate tip? I'd love 2 have it man

IamLEGEND1:
you know maybe I'll give u a lil' tip......learn to write & speak proper English and maybe ur confidence level will be elevated.

And in case you were making a pass at me with ur last sentence......then you should know I don't ball like that- I'm strictly 'vagínas only'.We clear?

Mustiboy:
man, i'on joke with my studies.
Nevertheless, who's cutehector

Estharfabian:
Well, I certainly can't help You...


Buh lemme call on the Nairaland girl magnets...
Cutehector, Obiorathesubtle, TimothyNkenu ,JoeCutie, Pucaxo, PushMusic ...


They'd answer all Your questions... thankme later?

Pucaxo:
Its actually very simple. But you haven't really said what your problem really is. You're gonna have to identify and accept your problem first!

IamLEGEND1:
Oh! so now you wan front for me?
Pretend you're some kind of Mini Al-capone?

You're hopeless. You see, one thing with confidence is you're either born with it or you're not.

& in ur case,u weren't. So just find place for one side & start saving up for ur future visits to brothels...... coz that's the only place u gon' be seeing any tittíes.....And NO!,the pórn videos on ur phone don't count.

firstking01:
Na by force say u must get gf?, iyammi...op, u fit withstand d demands in a relationship?, d inconveniences, d heartbreaks?, cos, d way i dey see u so, u even dey emotional pass ramsey noah...give urself tym young lad....cos, relationship these days is too tasking.

Mustiboy:
lil sucker striving 2 get a point by condemning my use of english. Common (no comma) retàrd! I can proudly state that my quotes so far has (have) been flawless, scout 4 flaws @ your own peril.
You know what? I aint here 4 some pathetic fool. I just stated my ordeals (NB:plu.) n all i need is a solution (are solutions...plu.) n not some pain of (in) d ass.
Stop embarrassing yourself already man, i still love you.

trustedward:
receive sense in Jesus name...trust me u talk like a LAD..

JoeCutie:
Why would I help you start what might swallow you on the long run? Start what you can't finish...

I'm afraid if I help you get her, it might also need me helping you to get down. Just walk up to her, talk to her. Tell her whatever you feel at that moment - that's who you are. Not the things people will tell you here - that's who you could pretend to be. But it's always good to be 'You' from the go.

Do not think about it too much. Be open minded. There's no rule book for this kinda stuff. Just open your mouth (and your heart) and let it flow.

MrCork:



.. cutehector is a well known gay.guy who help shy guys.....hes helped guys like andyblazer, 190°c, iamnotLEGEND1 &; naijagirl & men now chase them!

Mustiboy:
hmmm. Bro, "can i withstand the headaches of a relationship? Lovely question!
Well, not exactly but maybe i can.
Common, my friends have not been making complaints lately.

Mustiboy:
k, when i was in secondary school, my parents would not let us out. No friends, no plays, all we were provided with was video games.
Even now, i got just some few friends n i hardly go to parties.
So, the problem is, i had not been living a social life n starting now is a hell of a job. I hardly communicate with strangers sef.
I just gotta be competent enough.

Estharfabian:
Well, I certainly can't help You...


Buh lemme call on the Nairaland girl magnets...
Cutehector, Obiorathesubtle, TimothyNkenu ,JoeCutie, Pucaxo, PushMusic ...


They'd answer all Your questions... thankme later?

JoeCutie:
You're short? Laff mai this thing out!

Awwww, I'm sorry, love. I really am.

Liar! You wrote on your diary how sexy your legs are. When you said you were walking your dog and met a very cute guy with a very bad accent. Liar!

I'm lying on my own legs again? Joe, You've lost Your Manners O!

Bia, My legs are Ugly...issit Your legs?

Errrm...Bout my "Dwarfness"... it's already settled...My husby has to be taller than Lamar... Ain't no way I'm gonna give birth to dwarfs!

obiorathesubtle:
uhhhhh.. Aint no girl magnet I'm shy as hell... Nairaland persona is fake.. I'm shy as fudge! Can't even talk to a girl... I can't help the Lad

Call anyone fake online and you're toast!

PushMusic:


You seriously didn't mean that.


And to think you're made of diamond?


I give up.

*****

Anyways, I saw the thread earlier but declined commenting cuz wooing a lady isn't an art that can be thought. It comes naturally with practice.

Eventhough I may seem to attract ladies easily, I don't go about abusing my precious gift.

uh...Pause!!!!!


Just read Your diary.....I have Your junior Sissy's Voice?? David!!!! Seriously!? I have an Adult voice, Thankyou...



LoL@Wooing a lady is inborn... Cocky much?

Pucaxo:



I knew there was more to the story than what you told.. Nevertheless, the problem here obviously is that you find it difficult to socialise and secondly, you often fear being rejected or "unaccepted" right? OK.



Assuming I'm correct, then I'm gonna give u just two remedies to cure that psychosis... Are you ready?? Ok, here it goes;


*Embrace Rejection!

Yea, fall inlove with it , accept it. As a matter of fact, have it at the back of your mind that every single girl you talk to WILL shun you! BUT DONT STOP.

What's the logic behind this? Lemmie explain; When you start expecting less from the opposite sex, their disappointments won't come as a rude shock! Why? Because you were already prepared for it!! Start seeing yourself like a confident "jerk" . Works like magic!!



*Change Your View Of Women

Contrary to what you think, its not hard to chat up a girl you like. Its even easier than chatting up a guy because when you finally get a hang of it, you'll be so good at it that all you need do is "throw her a bone" and she'll end up being the one chatting you up!

Women are NOT demi-gods bro, that fine girl you like shiits too and it stinks like rotten egg so the earlier you start seeing her like a fellow human, the better. That fine girl you like is NOT going to fvck herself, she needs you to fvck her hard! And she daydreams of your dyck too bro , but its in her nature to resist you AT THE FIRST STAGES. ACCEPT HER NATURE and understand that she's not completely shutting you out but simply being a "Woman". Its how she was built.


So when next you sight her, First accept the fact that she WILL turn you down. Then turn-on your "annoying jerk mode", walk up to her and ask for 3mins of her time (you might come off as being shy at first but trust me, most chics like to know that their presence makes you tremble bro. I still adopt that pattern till date ).... Tell her your name and find out hers, (if she stays around) ask her to pick a day within her schedule to have a drink with you.. Get her number.. Meet up and chat like you would do with your hommies! Cest fini.

Getting her to be your GF isn't gonna pose a problem at this point if she digs you.


I hope I was able to pass this Pimpp knowledge. Peace & Love bruva.

Dymitri:
This is deep.

IamLEGEND1:
never mind the previous comment....just look at the nonsense you wrote up there & you think ur English is flawless!

#Kontinu.....bt pls send me the name and phone number of ur English teacher.

+I love you too mehn.

Estharfabian:

Estharfabian:
Call anyone fake online and you're toast!

Pucaxo:



I knew there was more to the story than what you told.. Nevertheless, the problem here obviously is that you find it difficult to socialise and secondly, you often fear being rejected or "unaccepted" right? OK.



Assuming I'm correct, then I'm gonna give u just two remedies to cure that psychosis... Are you ready?? Ok, here it goes;


*Embrace Rejection!

Yea, fall inlove with it , accept it. As a matter of fact, have it at the back of your mind that every single girl you talk to WILL shun you! BUT DONT STOP.

What's the logic behind this? Lemmie explain; When you start expecting less from the opposite sex, their disappointments won't come as a rude shock! Why? Because you were already prepared for it!! Start seeing yourself like a confident "jerk" . Works like magic!!



*Change Your View Of Women

Contrary to what you think, its not hard to chat up a girl you like. Its even easier than chatting up a guy because when you finally get a hang of it, you'll be so good at it that all you need do is "throw her a bone" and she'll end up being the one chatting you up!

Women are NOT demi-gods bro, that fine girl you like shiits too and it stinks like rotten egg so the earlier you start seeing her like a fellow human, the better. That fine girl you like is NOT going to fvck herself, she needs you to fvck her hard! And she daydreams of your dyck too bro , but its in her nature to resist you AT THE FIRST STAGES. ACCEPT HER NATURE and understand that she's not completely shutting you out but simply being a "Woman". Its how she was built.


So when next you sight her, First accept the fact that she WILL turn you down. Then turn-on your "annoying jerk mode", walk up to her and ask for 3mins of her time (you might come off as being shy at first but trust me, most chics like to know that their presence makes you tremble bro. I still adopt that pattern till date ).... Tell her your name and find out hers, (if she stays around) ask her to pick a day within her schedule to have a drink with you.. Get her number.. Meet up and chat like you would do with your hommies! Cest fini.

Getting her to be your GF isn't gonna pose a problem at this point if she digs you.


I hope I was able to pass this Pimpp knowledge. Peace & Love bruva.

Pucaxo:



I knew there was more to the story than what you told.. Nevertheless, the problem here obviously is that you find it difficult to socialise and secondly, you often fear being rejected or "unaccepted" right? OK.



Assuming I'm correct, then I'm gonna give u just two remedies to cure that psychosis... Are you ready?? Ok, here it goes;


*Embrace Rejection!

Yea, fall inlove with it , accept it. As a matter of fact, have it at the back of your mind that every single girl you talk to WILL shun you! BUT DONT STOP.

What's the logic behind this? Lemmie explain; When you start expecting less from the opposite sex, their disappointments won't come as a rude shock! Why? Because you were already prepared for it!! Start seeing yourself like a confident "jerk" . Works like magic!!



*Change Your View Of Women

Contrary to what you think, its not hard to chat up a girl you like. Its even easier than chatting up a guy because when you finally get a hang of it, you'll be so good at it that all you need do is "throw her a bone" and she'll end up being the one chatting you up!

Women are NOT demi-gods bro, that fine girl you like shiits too and it stinks like rotten egg so the earlier you start seeing her like a fellow human, the better. That fine girl you like is NOT going to fvck herself, she needs you to fvck her hard! And she daydreams of your dyck too bro , but its in her nature to resist you AT THE FIRST STAGES. ACCEPT HER NATURE and understand that she's not completely shutting you out but simply being a "Woman". Its how she was built.


So when next you sight her, First accept the fact that she WILL turn you down. Then turn-on your "annoying jerk mode", walk up to her and ask for 3mins of her time (you might come off as being shy at first but trust me, most chics like to know that their presence makes you tremble bro. I still adopt that pattern till date ).... Tell her your name and find out hers, (if she stays around) ask her to pick a day within her schedule to have a drink with you.. Get her number.. Meet up and chat like you would do with your hommies! Cest fini.

Getting her to be your GF isn't gonna pose a problem at this point if she digs you.


I hope I was able to pass this Pimpp knowledge. Peace & Love bruva.