Mustiboy:
mehn! I had 2 copy dis n den paste it on my virtual notebook.
Thanks a bunch man, i'm gonna b reading that on a daily basis.

Lsofdk:

like a boss, no wonder estharfabia recommended you… i duff my hat 4u

Mustiboy:
man! Ur misconception is jst gettin outta hand.
now, i fink I've bin chattin wit some kid in his mid teens.
D verdict 2 a set of ordeals could b a solution n not always solutions.
now d comma, i'm happy 2 tell u sat u're a fool, a big one at dat. Check dat composure again n realise ur brain disorder coz man, U jst disgraced urself.
(have n has) man! was i supposed 2 mindful of dat? Well, if yes, my bad. I actually dint notice dat and know it aint correct coz i'd have started another argument now.
"some pain of d ass" mehn! I'm tired of ur misconceptions.
Now come 2 fink of it .
"I deal with humans n not some apes (of or in ) d forest"... Ehn?

Estharfabian:
uh...Pause!!!!!


Just read Your diary.....I have Your junior Sissy's Voice?? David!!!! Seriously!? I have an Adult voice, Thankyou...



LoL@Wooing a lady is inborn... Cocky much?

IamLEGEND1:
blood of Mary!
so consistency doesn't matter in a composition?.... take note,COMPOSITION,not 'composure'.
And yes,there wasn't supposed to be a comma between 'common' & 'retàrd'. but I guess there's no convincing you otherwise.

You see ur life? 'A pain in the àss' is an expression.....Surely no human can literally turn to a pain in ur àss.so ur 'example' is useless as it's a literal sentence. 'pain of the àss' indeed. LMAO!
wetin pesin no go see for NL.
and if I was to be a teen....then you should hang ur head in shame. coz you know nothing musti boy.
Abeg go sleep.

Mustiboy:
honestly, i'm with a friend who also jst read ur post n i can tell we're laughing @ u big time!

Estharfabian:
Mehn...this Guy's case needs professionals....

misspicy over to You ma'am...

Where michellla at?

Mustiboy:
i'm a very shy guy and i think its high time i stop receiving insults from my friends. All kinda mockings my friends tend to create whenever we're together is always allocated to me all just because i can't conversate with a girl.
Sincerelyi, i'm 19+ and ever since i was born, i've never had any girlfriend. i coulda had one back in 2013 when a girl in my hood was interested in me. She exhibited all the signals she could but i couldn't comprehend any of em.
Now, my friends has decided dat if i ain't gonna be coming along with my own girlfriend with them to the beach on xmas day, i'd stay @ home jeje.
Now, there are a lot of beautiful girls in my hood and i'd be able to find interest in some of em but the problem is i can't imagine myself walking up 2 a girl and telling her "i ... This, i... That" i'm an hyperhydrosis victim n i think i'd just become watery in front of her.
Now, dear lovely nairalanders, what can i do to make talking to a girl easy. Doing this festive period i think its essential i get a bae to share with, thanks in advance.

IamLEGEND1:
you know maybe I'll give u a lil' tip......learn to write & speak proper English and maybe ur confidence level will be elevated.

And in case you were making a pass at me with ur last sentence......then you should know I don't ball like that- I'm strictly 'vagínas only'.We clear?

Eleniyan15:
FACE YOUR STUDIES OR ASK cutehector

Estharfabian:
Well, I certainly can't help You...


Buh lemme call on the Nairaland girl magnets...
Cutehector, Obiorath.esubtle, TimothyNk.enu ,Joe.Cutie, Puc.axo, PushMu.sic ...


They'd answer all Your questions... thankme later?

MrCork:



.. cutehector is a well known gay.guy who help shy guys.....hes helped guys like andyb.laze, 19.0, iamLEGE.ND1 &; naijab.oy & men now chase them!

Michellla:

Yoov given him the right reply. the liks of cutehector
kingle.kan can help with their prowess

Michellla i take God beg u, ayam not in the same league with CUTEHECTOR. afteral him don collect u from me.

kinglekan:











Michellla i take God beg u, ayam not in the same league with CUTEHECTOR. afteral him don collect u from me.

Cutehector:
she neva gave me her number.. And i ddnt collect anybody. .

kinglekan:

Cutehector:
i tell u solemnly...

I would only believe her.

kinglekan:











Michellla i take God beg u, ayam not in the same league with CUTEHECTOR. afteral him don collect u from me.

Eleniyan15:





eeeyah

#Wida na

Wide

Estharfabian:
I'm lying on my own legs again? Joe, You've lost Your Manners O!

Bia, My legs are Ugly...issit Your legs?

Errrm...Bout my "Dwarfness"... it's already settled...My husby has to be taller than Lamar... Ain't no way I'm gonna give birth to dwarfs!

Thank God, I didn't waste any time in pointing it out that day that you lied as regards your diary update. And now, I've been vindicated. You just denied the exact thing you wrote that day on your diary (about your legs). I don't trust you (your updates) again!

About your choice of partner, I guess you're more demanding than I initially thought. You've got many requirements. Good luck in finding your 'Mr. Perfect''.

kinglekan:




I would only believe her.

JoeCutie:
Thank God, I didn't waste any time in pointing it out that day that you lied as regards your diary update. And now, I've been vindicated. You just denied the exact thing you wrote that day on your diary (about your legs). I don't trust you (your updates) again!

About your choice of partner, I guess you're more demanding than I initially thought. You've got many requirements. Good luck in finding your 'Mr. Perfect''.

Everything I say on my diary shouldn't be discussed On threads Mr Joe cutie....You be all up in my business and shii....Not cool!


Now, My diary isn't to Impress anyone....It's a media where I pour out my feelings and express myself Without The thoughts of people(Like You) Butting In...

Now, My dear dear Friend...i do Not give a jumping Fûck if U believe what i write there or Not! Hell! It's a diary! U ain't even supposed to be reading 'em! Give me some privacy!

For the records, I hate the attention...that's why I actually said my Legs were ugly...on threads, I'm always very sarcastic, Buh my diary!? it's the real me.....Not like it's any of your business...

And bout my choice of patners....What's Your deal? it's my life, ain't it? if I didn't know any better, I'd say You've got a crush on me...

Now, Gtfo jareh! and Good morning!
PS---Stop reading my diary!!!!!

IamLEGEND1:
abeg kip quiet.... it's either u're lying or ur friend is just as dumb as you are.

but by all means, if you want to wow me with ur superb command of the English language...... you can proceed.I'll just grab my popcorn.

Mustiboy:
dude, get off ur olympian height n come down 2 earth already! u're nofin bt a bag of fug.
now, stop sniffing my ass, ok?

firstking01:
u see y sm of us keep wallowing round cycles in life...in statistics, we call it cyclical trend....y?, cos u wanna live urslf to please ur frnds abi?...op, we are born inlike manner, bt built to succeed in diff ways, dat its workin for frnds no mean say e go work for u...live ur life to please ur maker..lastly, infact, my advice dey too expensive...pm me...i inspire and motivate young folks like me..bt, ponder over my advice....am nt saying u must adhere to it...just tink bouf it...na everybody wey start football wit mikel dey make am nw?...ansa dis ?

Estharfabian:
Everything I say on my diary shouldn't be discussed On threads Mr Joe cutie....You be all up in my business and shii....Not cool!


Now, My diary isn't to Impress anyone....It's a media where I pour out my feelings and express myself Without The thoughts of people(Like You) Butting In...

Now, My dear dear Friend...i do Not give a jumping Fûck if U believe what i write there or Not! Hell! It's a diary! U ain't even supposed to be reading 'em! Give me some privacy!

For the records, I hate the attention...that's why I actually said my Legs were ugly...on threads, I'm always very sarcastic, Buh my diary!? it's the real me.....Not like it's any of your business...

And bout my choice of patners....What's Your deal? it's my life, ain't it? if I didn't know any better, I'd say You've got a crush on me...

Now, Gtfo jareh! and Good morning!
PS---Stop reading my diary!!!!!

Cutehector:
she neva gave me her number.. And i ddnt collect anybody. .

kinglekan:











Michellla i take God beg u, ayam not in the same league with HECTOR. afteral him don collect u from me.

Michellla:
No I Didnt

R u sure?

Michellla:

havent checked my mail.been very busy this week

kinglekan:


R u sure?

kinglekan:




R u sure?

Cutehector:
lol its good to always check mail... I missed a job opportunity cuz of dat... Will b expectin ur reply.